Yeah the Gays really messed up the rainbow for me!
When I was child and I saw a rainbow, it was a thing of beauty and there was that slight chance there just might be that pot of gold at the end of it.
But now when I see a Rainbow, All I see is a couple of leprechauns humping each other! It aint right…
I remember one time at compusa when we were discussing what movie to put on I suggested bluestreak the boss said we couldn't have any politically incorrect movies and I mentioned this to my coworker and I sid there's nothing unPC about the movie but then we both remembered "he's gay, GAY GAY"
do you know THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM DRESS LIKE A BITCH IN THIS FILM TO SNEAK HIM OUT OF PRISON THATS WHY HES WHERE HE IS NOW COZ HES TOO REAL 4 DIS SHIT EVERYONE FROM HOLLYWOOD DATS BIGTYME IS EITHER GAY OR BI OR LEZ AND DATS A FAAACTTTTT!! WATCH DAVE ON OPRAH N SHE AINT 4 BLACK PL NIETHER
..except, they are... why should they be on thier own? It ain't the way women treat each other, and they lick each other's pussies. Why don't they have to hate on each other?
I'm tired of you pussies letting each other feel hard for what you say when you know damn well who is and who isn't... y'all just WISH gays couldn't kick your fuckin' asses.
@truthIsStranger I think the basis of the joke is not that being gay is inherently funny, but that a straight man being accused of being gay is funny precisely because he is NOT gay!
If Chapelle had yelled that directed at an openly gay person there would be no joke. I can't explain much more than that as well, you can't really explain why jokes are funny beyond that.
0:28 cracks me up. I can't even describe how funny that shit is! Martin Lawrence's best. Chapelle is always good regardless. But he looks like a struck match (no racial slur intended) god love him!
Nobody fucking said chappelle was a will smith you bitch. Besides, chappelle has a better way of communicating the comedy of a situation to his audience, while your beloved will smith has to rely on physical comedy like he was that fruit smashing idiot Gallegher!
@MyBetty111 Dave's a stand up comedian so why would you compare him to Smith in the first place? You watch his clips just to try to put him down? Get your tongue out of Will Smith's a-hole and quit hating on Dave you bloody cunt.
Actually this movie was made for our entertainment and of course we shouldn't take it seriously. Martin Lawrence deserved Razzie Award - his acting was horrible even for a comedy movie.
that look he gives malone who is really miles logan his former partner disguised when he says "the only thing i can tell you about him is that he's gay!."
@mikehoncho73 excuse me miss do u suck balls wtf u didnt let me finish do u suck these balls, oh those balls are smooth as eggs of course i'll suck them haahahahahah classic dave cha-p
How can one simple word, repeated 3 times by one man in the span of 4 seconds make me laugh more than whole movies? I'll tell you how: Dave Chappelle is the comedic genius of our time. All hail!
He does the same thing to me, too. He's like Steve Martin, in the aspect, that there's something about him, as well as Chapelle, that I can just look at him, & he makes me laugh. Dave does have the rather funny, peanut head, & skinny body & buggy eyes, that sort of, help. LOL. He is hysterical, though.
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jonbrn16 2 weeks ago
Nigga wildin like crazy lol
EdiBlazE 3 months ago
"and he said i was ugly and i couldn't read good".
MSliva17 3 months ago 4
keep pressing 7
CH33Ki3SZ69 4 months ago
when i think of this bit in my head for some reason i add 3 more 'gay's.. i think its funnier.
dubstepagh 5 months ago
How did everybody else not laugh?? actors!
helliboiJay 5 months ago
i hate that bitch -___-
thugstergio21 5 months ago
Chapelle needs to be in more movies...most of them if possible
infestedbigmac 5 months ago
if i dont get it soon...IM TALKING!!! rofl
inNY90 6 months ago
Kevins hart don't got shit on Dave Chappelle
Jay6Cool 6 months ago
lmao
Mike1981j 6 months ago
All I can tell you sir is that he's gay gay gay!!!
Jay6Cool 6 months ago
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Yeah the Gays really messed up the rainbow for me!
When I was child and I saw a rainbow, it was a thing of beauty and there was that slight chance there just might be that pot of gold at the end of it.
But now when I see a Rainbow, All I see is a couple of leprechauns humping each other! It aint right…
bobaldeagleclark 7 months ago
21 People are GAY GAY!!!!
MunkeyEatPuffz 7 months ago
Dave Chapelle outfunny'd Martin Lawrence in his flick.
CitySkin09 7 months ago 3
@CitySkin09 haha dave chapelle outfunnies everyone in every flick
UngratefulLiving420 6 months ago
@TruthIsStranger- fuck gay people you faggot!!!!
MrTsprings69 7 months ago
Man I hate that bitch
GaditeMusic 8 months ago
I remember one time at compusa when we were discussing what movie to put on I suggested bluestreak the boss said we couldn't have any politically incorrect movies and I mentioned this to my coworker and I sid there's nothing unPC about the movie but then we both remembered "he's gay, GAY GAY"
BushidoBrownSama 8 months ago
Say this all the time
LenientLlama 8 months ago
do you know THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM DRESS LIKE A BITCH IN THIS FILM TO SNEAK HIM OUT OF PRISON THATS WHY HES WHERE HE IS NOW COZ HES TOO REAL 4 DIS SHIT EVERYONE FROM HOLLYWOOD DATS BIGTYME IS EITHER GAY OR BI OR LEZ AND DATS A FAAACTTTTT!! WATCH DAVE ON OPRAH N SHE AINT 4 BLACK PL NIETHER
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nfguiskqlfl286 9 months ago
Dave Chappelle is one of the best comidians of all time. THUMBS UP FOR DAVE PEOPLE.
ScottishPEACEguy 9 months ago 2
LMFAOOO
Lamar859 9 months ago
Tulley's the character in the whole movie ;D
LowNerd 9 months ago
Hahahahahaa best scene ever
cspr91 9 months ago
MMM... Muhuh
OdiseyThe 10 months ago
"I'm talking!!!"
paperorpaper 10 months ago
20 people are gay
djnat619 10 months ago
"this ain't talking."
"of course not you are keeping your hand on his mouth."
umpisuoli87 10 months ago
20 people were white
buffalosaurus 10 months ago
shoulda kept it goin longer...."then he said i wus ugly and couldn't reed guud
mrant96 10 months ago 2
Whos Logan and what do you know about him
Tulley: All i can tell you sir is that he is GAY GAY GAY.
hahahah this is the funniest part of the whole movie
dhanish54 11 months ago
R u jerkin our chain or not
Tulley: Oh im not jerkin ur chain fella this man Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars
If i dont get it soon IM TALKING
dhanish54 11 months ago
lolololololololol
Landser231 11 months ago
20 people are gay.......GAY! GAY!
Merenguito 11 months ago 26
OOOOOH. he said gay at the end lol. I thought you titled it gay because they said "Who's jerkin some chain" idk...
MakeTheLadysSayAhhhh 11 months ago
Best scene in the movie!
CommanderOfTheSun 11 months ago
LMAO ilove how he says it twice all randomly
JacobOConnor666 11 months ago
if i dont get it soon.. I'M TALKING!!!
adidasbt 1 year ago
can you say
G E N D E R R O L E S !
Yeah them damn gays, they aren't men!
..except, they are... why should they be on thier own? It ain't the way women treat each other, and they lick each other's pussies. Why don't they have to hate on each other?
I'm tired of you pussies letting each other feel hard for what you say when you know damn well who is and who isn't... y'all just WISH gays couldn't kick your fuckin' asses.
truthIsStranger 1 year ago
@truthIsStranger I think the basis of the joke is not that being gay is inherently funny, but that a straight man being accused of being gay is funny precisely because he is NOT gay!
If Chapelle had yelled that directed at an openly gay person there would be no joke. I can't explain much more than that as well, you can't really explain why jokes are funny beyond that.
Treblaine 1 year ago
thats so funny
ScottishPEACEguy 1 year ago
I could watch this 20 times in a row. Funny as shit everytime.
FlexxLyric 1 year ago
0:28 cracks me up. I can't even describe how funny that shit is! Martin Lawrence's best. Chapelle is always good regardless. But he looks like a struck match (no racial slur intended) god love him!
DrJoeJohn 1 year ago
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DrJoeJohn 1 year ago
:D LOL >XD gay GAY!
And502 1 year ago
looooooooooooooooooooool
Drpitar 1 year ago
never gets old
MegaNyc141 1 year ago
classic !!!
bjornbjorn2 1 year ago
Tulley: If I don't get it soon.... I'M TALKING!!!!!
Detective: All Right!!!!
MGillDesign 1 year ago
I love the face Dave Chapelle makes at Martin Lawrence right after he says, "Fifty thousand dollars." Fuckin' comedy gold.
TheIPresident 1 year ago
I'm talkinnnnnn!!!! Dave face
confettidadon 1 year ago
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All I can tell u is that this guy is gay!! Gay!! Gay!!!!!! Lmaoo
confettidadon 1 year ago
hahaahh omg ! IMMMMMMMMMMMMM TAAAAAAAAALLKIIIIING!
JTtheBRICK1 1 year ago
This video got 20 dislikes? Well all I can tell you is that whoever dislikes it is gay... GAY GAY!!!
SkyChord2010 1 year ago 82
IM TALKING!!
STL314BOY 1 year ago
0:37
sharaku56 1 year ago
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sharaku56 1 year ago
IMM TALKING
Britex123 1 year ago
Dave Chapelle turned down the role of Bubba in Forrest Gump.
To this day he still regrets it.
Southpawuppercut 1 year ago
@Southpawuppercut no it dont he got his own Show dumb ass
YoungBrada 1 year ago
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"If i don't get it soon...I'M TALKING!" LMAO
pjicleanair420 1 year ago
best line in the movie...and MyBetty111, you are complete dumbass
msullivan85 1 year ago
"You know how strong a monkey is?"
TheTuktuk42 1 year ago
Dave's Voice is funny as hell when he screams lmao
SupaDizz1 1 year ago 4
classic
pgestradasp1 1 year ago
LMFBAO!
Sweetdreams678 1 year ago
Nobody fucking said chappelle was a will smith you bitch. Besides, chappelle has a better way of communicating the comedy of a situation to his audience, while your beloved will smith has to rely on physical comedy like he was that fruit smashing idiot Gallegher!
roxxibea 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha
TorontosEyesNEars 1 year ago
All men are on the down low when the girlfriend goes away.
MyBetty111 1 year ago
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Why do people care about this second rate actor anyway?
He is NO Will Smith! Enough already!
MyBetty111 1 year ago
@MyBetty111 nigga dave chappelle is way more funny then will smith are you smokin crack bitch go suck a will smith dick pussy boy
biueprint 1 year ago
@MyBetty111 he's not an actor he's a comedian
will smith is an actor
BIG difference
lets see will smith do some stand up, then you can say he is no will smith
untill then
SHUTYOMOUTHBIATCH
MrSmokinitup 1 year ago
@MyBetty111 Dave's a stand up comedian so why would you compare him to Smith in the first place? You watch his clips just to try to put him down? Get your tongue out of Will Smith's a-hole and quit hating on Dave you bloody cunt.
hellokitylv 1 year ago
@MyBetty111
all i can tell you sir is that you're gay... GAY GAY
fearnoone9 1 year ago
I'M TALKIN !!
i can tell u serious that he s gay .. GAY GAY !
HAA ! :D
Frasier016 1 year ago
Baaaaaaaaaaa HA ha ha ha ha HE IS GAY!!!!!!!!
JackBauer24onfox 1 year ago
"I'm not jerking your chain, I'm jerking you off!" Chappelle is an idiot.
MyBetty111 1 year ago
@MyBetty111 lmao what? he never said that in the movie, your and idiot
Tylerunderfire 1 year ago
dave chappelle is the shit the kid who called this gay is obviously scared of his sexuality
YourFriendAndLover 1 year ago
@YourFriendAndLover He didn't call this gay, he was quoting the movie.
Dongjazz 1 year ago
Lol somebody should make a Video from making a beat of 0:40
PlaysiZocker 1 year ago
gay. . . Gay.. GAY
LibraInsanity 1 year ago
0:30 - best gesture
highwind8124 1 year ago
best movie back in the day
st8barringtv 1 year ago
omg i love this part...thats fucking hilarious!! dave chappelle's so funny.
brendansharps 1 year ago
lol!!!!
sassyd9 1 year ago
hahah chapelle is a fucking genious
QuikDJ 1 year ago 4
hahah :D Blue Streak ROCKS!
PowerOfTheRedArmy 1 year ago
i think this logan guy hes talking about it Tyler Perry, all i kow is hes GAY GAY!
Adammartini 1 year ago 4
I'M TALKING! XD
theGMANtheBOSS 1 year ago
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Actually this movie was made for our entertainment and of course we shouldn't take it seriously. Martin Lawrence deserved Razzie Award - his acting was horrible even for a comedy movie.
Anyway it was fun to watch
Magnolia296 1 year ago
" this guy logan owes me 50000 dollars, if i dont get it soon, i'm talking!!!!!!!!!!!"
lol
XerxesVaia 2 years ago
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I'M TALKING!!!
why the hell did he yell that??? HAHA no one else was talking..
ABZONB11 2 years ago
he meant "I Talk" or "Im Tellin"
BigDaddy6065 2 years ago
talking as in snitching the other guy out lol he was basically talking to the cop but giving martin lawrence a message
420xkush 2 years ago
lmao.
leetstyle 2 years ago
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fuckin rollin, GAY, GAY GAY!
OOZiTen 2 years ago
Blue streak :D
sXeish 2 years ago
imma use that line when someone owes me ;)
OblivionKeyblade72 2 years ago
GAY! GAY!
hazardous1990 2 years ago 6
This is one of my favorite movie lines, of all time lol!! "All I can tell you sir is that he's gay..GAY! GAY!
Mrfranchizer 2 years ago 32
properly funny film. not too over the top and a genuinely funny cast lol
swettybettybob 2 years ago
hahaha :D he is gay gay gay hahahahah thats it lol hahahah damn cant stop laughing
DanielleMaBelle0 2 years ago
repeat Im TALKING
saadhatesschool 2 years ago 4
this cracks me up everytime, dave chapelle
directorlog 2 years ago 4
that look he gives malone who is really miles logan his former partner disguised when he says "the only thing i can tell you about him is that he's gay!."
imperatorcaesar100 2 years ago 2
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GAY GAY GAY!!!
hahaha
Juanmag84 2 years ago
this is one of my favorite movies
ufearthemaro 2 years ago 3
IM TALKING!!!!
heynoway1384 2 years ago 5
mmm......mmhmm LOLL
sithhhhhh 2 years ago 6
IM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RealHipHopTunes 2 years ago 5
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oredeyezo 2 years ago
LMAOOO
MAORIATLAS 2 years ago 4
"hey you're not going to believe whose dick is on my shoulder. and this guys balls are as smooth as eggs!!"
mikehoncho73 2 years ago 91
@mikehoncho73 excuse me miss do u suck balls wtf u didnt let me finish do u suck these balls, oh those balls are smooth as eggs of course i'll suck them haahahahahah classic dave cha-p
guyinthewhiteT 1 year ago
@mikehoncho73 why did yu comment this from another special
semiruraljmurk 1 year ago
@mikehoncho73 For What It's Worth
+1 for u
Verification11 1 year ago
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he's rick james bitches !!
ricoismybitch 2 years ago
And if I don't get it soon....I'M TALKINNNG!
drzfynest65 2 years ago 6
How can one simple word, repeated 3 times by one man in the span of 4 seconds make me laugh more than whole movies? I'll tell you how: Dave Chappelle is the comedic genius of our time. All hail!
DaniDurazo 2 years ago 166
hail!
Marshmallowmann 2 years ago
it's his voice
agent254422 2 years ago 2
He does the same thing to me, too. He's like Steve Martin, in the aspect, that there's something about him, as well as Chapelle, that I can just look at him, & he makes me laugh. Dave does have the rather funny, peanut head, & skinny body & buggy eyes, that sort of, help. LOL. He is hysterical, though.
beachie670 2 years ago
@DaniDurazo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen
guyinthewhiteT 1 year ago
@DaniDurazo Dave Chappelle is the funniest comedian ever, TAKE THAT Dane Cook!!!!
AciddReign 1 year ago
@AciddReign
dane cook, when was he ever funny.
ajtemp2000 1 year ago
@ajtemp2000 Like Never
AciddReign 1 year ago
this always makes me laugh
mossman315 2 years ago 3
hahahaha Lmao
tarantella212 2 years ago
MMMM,mhm .
haah, he sounds so funny when he says that =p
kaylaishollywood 2 years ago
I'm Talkinggggggggggg !!!!
BLue streak is the funniest movie ever ! I luv Martin !!
IphoneMiss 2 years ago
theres an part missing.
"and then he said i was ugly and couldnt read good" lmao
cmak5 2 years ago 11
BEST PART
ProphetVictory 2 years ago
yea and the girl is like "oh, you poor thing"
alexlvnv1688 2 years ago
"All I can tell you sir is that he's gay... GAY GAY!"
iminlovewithmaryjane 2 years ago 7
im TAAAAKING
hopplacowboy 2 years ago
HAHA. I need to see this.
Sangfroidation 2 years ago
IM TALKING!!!
rtmvp75 2 years ago
fisticufffs what?...whaaat?
Flowmasta 2 years ago
turn my headphones up!!! i'm serious turn them shits up!!!
fearnoone9 2 years ago 4
"GAY! GAY!" xD Hilarious!!! BEST LINE!!! FAV movie!!
PS115uptownmanhattan 2 years ago 2
0:06 hahahaha MH! MHMMH!
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Neversoft666 2 years ago
Honestly to this day, this is still and always will be my favorite part of this movie. I like around the ending but this really made me laugh.
vince15mohammad 2 years ago
one of the funniest movies i have ever seen
v2174230322 2 years ago
tooooooooooo funny
pacers721 2 years ago 4
first dvd i ever owned.
skywalk553 2 years ago 3
chappelle best comedian ever
BRIKWALL4 2 years ago 6
wachtin this rite now lol
footballislifeeeee 2 years ago 3
AHAHAHA
torrestilecoping 2 years ago
lol
somaliblog 2 years ago
lol
adrianennis 2 years ago
All i can tell you sir is hes GAAAY
PitchBlack696 2 years ago 4
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Martin Lawerence can not act! Dave Chapelle is a natural.
peppersax 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!
Classic movie. I REMEMBER WATCHING IT WENT IT CAME OUT IN THEATRES..
urielbaeza1 2 years ago 2
omg me to .. but i was on a blind date when a guy with funcky breath..lmfaooo but this shit was hilarious
khissmyputtytat 2 years ago
what movei is thiss!!
LogeyThaKilla15 2 years ago
blue streak....learn to read.
xCallEmRogues 2 years ago
All i can tell you sir is he's gay.. GAY GAY. LoL
thabiznes 2 years ago 5
Hahah this is one funny movie. The part after this is funny.
"He said I was ugly, and I couldnt read good" That was the best line in my opinion.
54LM4NAd 2 years ago
That line was the best in the whole movie. Chapelle's delivery is perfect.
Hockeyevan9992 2 years ago 7
I love this part and I it gives me LOL
FallingCyrax 2 years ago
IM TALKING!!!! : /
CamoKiid 2 years ago 5
LOL 0:30
XsVTony45 2 years ago
SUPER LOL
s2004036 2 years ago 3
This guy Logan owes me fifty thousand dollars...If I dont get it soon... I'M TALKING!!!!!
zsibud 2 years ago 10
all i can tell you sir is that he's gay GAY GAY!!!1
SoraTheDarkPrince 2 years ago 6
all i know is that hes GAY.....GAY GAY GAY hahaha
djsen44 2 years ago 14
o man dave kicks ass
aplayaz2000 2 years ago
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WhereAmazingHappens1 2 years ago
Here's another great fact:
You're a fucking idiot.
darkzero550 2 years ago 2
a retard!
counterstrike2 2 years ago
all i can tell you sir is he's gay, GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO BEST PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE
thunderwolf2012 2 years ago 9
That's it!I've had enough of this guy!
manafao 2 years ago 4
hahahha I love Blue Streak
PhilipGuevara1990 2 years ago