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  • IM TALKINNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!

  • Nigga wildin like crazy lol

  • "and he said i was ugly and i couldn't read good".

  • keep pressing 7

  • when i think of this bit in my head for some reason i add 3 more 'gay's.. i think its funnier.

  • How did everybody else not laugh?? actors!

  • i hate that bitch -___-

  • Chapelle needs to be in more movies...most of them if possible

  • if i dont get it soon...IM TALKING!!! rofl

  • Kevins hart don't got shit on Dave Chappelle

  • lmao

  • All I can tell you sir is that he's gay gay gay!!!

  • 21 People are GAY GAY!!!!

  • Dave Chapelle outfunny'd Martin Lawrence in his flick.

  • @CitySkin09 haha dave chapelle outfunnies everyone in every flick

  • @TruthIsStranger- fuck gay people you faggot!!!!

  • Man I hate that bitch

  • I remember one time at compusa when we were discussing what movie to put on I suggested bluestreak the boss said we couldn't have any politically incorrect movies and I mentioned this to my coworker and I sid there's nothing unPC about the movie but then we both remembered "he's gay, GAY GAY"

  • Say this all the time

  • do you know THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM DRESS LIKE A BITCH IN THIS FILM TO SNEAK HIM OUT OF PRISON THATS WHY HES WHERE HE IS NOW COZ HES TOO REAL 4 DIS SHIT EVERYONE FROM HOLLYWOOD DATS BIGTYME IS EITHER GAY OR BI OR LEZ AND DATS A FAAACTTTTT!! WATCH DAVE ON OPRAH N SHE AINT 4 BLACK PL NIETHER

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  • Dave Chappelle is one of the best comidians of all time. THUMBS UP FOR DAVE PEOPLE.

  • LMFAOOO

  • Tulley's the character in the whole movie ;D

  • Hahahahahaa best scene ever

  • MMM... Muhuh

  • "I'm talking!!!"

  • 20 people are gay

  • "this ain't talking."

    "of course not you are keeping your hand on his mouth."

  • 20 people were white

  • shoulda kept it goin longer...."then he said i wus ugly and couldn't reed guud

  • Whos Logan and what do you know about him

    Tulley: All i can tell you sir is that he is GAY GAY GAY.

    hahahah this is the funniest part of the whole movie

  • R u jerkin our chain or not

    Tulley: Oh im not jerkin ur chain fella this man Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars

    If i dont get it soon IM TALKING

  • lolololololololol

  • 20 people are gay.......GAY! GAY!

  • OOOOOH. he said gay at the end lol. I thought you titled it gay because they said "Who's jerkin some chain" idk...

  • Best scene in the movie!

  • LMAO ilove how he says it twice all randomly

  • if i dont get it soon.. I'M TALKING!!!

  • can you say

    G E N D E R R O L E S !

    Yeah them damn gays, they aren't men!

    ..except, they are... why should they be on thier own? It ain't the way women treat each other, and they lick each other's pussies. Why don't they have to hate on each other?

    I'm tired of you pussies letting each other feel hard for what you say when you know damn well who is and who isn't... y'all just WISH gays couldn't kick your fuckin' asses.

  • @truthIsStranger I think the basis of the joke is not that being gay is inherently funny, but that a straight man being accused of being gay is funny precisely because he is NOT gay!

    If Chapelle had yelled that directed at an openly gay person there would be no joke. I can't explain much more than that as well, you can't really explain why jokes are funny beyond that.

  • thats so funny

  • I could watch this 20 times in a row. Funny as shit everytime.

  • 0:28 cracks me up. I can't even describe how funny that shit is! Martin Lawrence's best. Chapelle is always good regardless. But he looks like a struck match (no racial slur intended) god love him!

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  • :D LOL >XD gay GAY!

  • looooooooooooooooooooool

  • never gets old

  • classic !!!

  • Tulley: If I don't get it soon.... I'M TALKING!!!!!

    Detective: All Right!!!!

  • I love the face Dave Chapelle makes at Martin Lawrence right after he says, "Fifty thousand dollars." Fuckin' comedy gold.

  • I'm talkinnnnnn!!!! Dave face

  • hahaahh omg ! IMMMMMMMMMMMMM TAAAAAAAAALLKIIIIING!

  • This video got 20 dislikes? Well all I can tell you is that whoever dislikes it is gay... GAY GAY!!!

  • IM TALKING!!

  • 0:37

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  • IMM TALKING

  • Dave Chapelle turned down the role of Bubba in Forrest Gump.

    To this day he still regrets it.

  • @Southpawuppercut no it dont he got his own Show dumb ass

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  • best line in the movie...and MyBetty111, you are complete dumbass

  • "You know how strong a monkey is?"

  • Dave's Voice is funny as hell when he screams lmao

  • classic

  • LMFBAO!

  • Nobody fucking said chappelle was a will smith you bitch. Besides, chappelle has a better way of communicating the comedy of a situation to his audience, while your beloved will smith has to rely on physical comedy like he was that fruit smashing idiot Gallegher!

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • All men are on the down low when the girlfriend goes away.

  • @MyBetty111 nigga dave chappelle is way more funny then will smith are you smokin crack bitch go suck a will smith dick pussy boy

  • @MyBetty111 he's not an actor he's a comedian

    will smith is an actor

    BIG difference

    lets see will smith do some stand up, then you can say he is no will smith

    untill then

    SHUTYOMOUTHBIATCH

  • @MyBetty111 Dave's a stand up comedian so why would you compare him to Smith in the first place? You watch his clips just to try to put him down? Get your tongue out of Will Smith's a-hole and quit hating on Dave you bloody cunt.

  • @MyBetty111

    all i can tell you sir is that you're gay... GAY GAY

  • I'M TALKIN !!

    i can tell u serious that he s gay .. GAY GAY !

    HAA ! :D

  • Baaaaaaaaaaa HA ha ha ha ha HE IS GAY!!!!!!!!

  • "I'm not jerking your chain, I'm jerking you off!" Chappelle is an idiot.

  • @MyBetty111 lmao what? he never said that in the movie, your and idiot

  • dave chappelle is the shit the kid who called this gay is obviously scared of his sexuality

  • @YourFriendAndLover He didn't call this gay, he was quoting the movie.

  • Lol somebody should make a Video from making a beat of 0:40

  • gay. . . Gay.. GAY

  • 0:30 - best gesture

  • best movie back in the day

  • omg i love this part...thats fucking hilarious!! dave chappelle's so funny.

  • lol!!!!

  • hahah chapelle is a fucking genious

  • hahah :D Blue Streak ROCKS!

  • i think this logan guy hes talking about it Tyler Perry, all i kow is hes GAY GAY!

  • I'M TALKING! XD

  • " this guy logan owes me 50000 dollars, if i dont get it soon, i'm talking!!!!!!!!!!!"

    lol

  • he meant "I Talk" or "Im Tellin"

  • talking as in snitching the other guy out lol he was basically talking to the cop but giving martin lawrence a message

  • lmao.

  • Blue streak :D

  • imma use that line when someone owes me ;)

  • GAY! GAY!

  • This is one of my favorite movie lines, of all time lol!! "All I can tell you sir is that he's gay..GAY! GAY!

  • properly funny film. not too over the top and a genuinely funny cast lol

  • hahaha :D he is gay gay gay hahahahah thats it lol hahahah damn cant stop laughing

  • repeat Im TALKING

  • this cracks me up everytime, dave chapelle

  • that look he gives malone who is really miles logan his former partner disguised when he says "the only thing i can tell you about him is that he's gay!."

  • this is one of my favorite movies

  • IM TALKING!!!!

  • mmm......mmhmm LOLL

  • IM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • LMAOOO

  • "hey you're not going to believe whose dick is on my shoulder. and this guys balls are as smooth as eggs!!"

  • @mikehoncho73 excuse me miss do u suck balls wtf u didnt let me finish do u suck these balls, oh those balls are smooth as eggs of course i'll suck them haahahahahah classic dave cha-p

  • @mikehoncho73 why did yu comment this from another special

  • @mikehoncho73 For What It's Worth

    +1 for u

  • And if I don't get it soon....I'M TALKINNNG!

  • How can one simple word, repeated 3 times by one man in the span of 4 seconds make me laugh more than whole movies? I'll tell you how: Dave Chappelle is the comedic genius of our time. All hail!

  • hail!

  • it's his voice

  • He does the same thing to me, too. He's like Steve Martin, in the aspect, that there's something about him, as well as Chapelle, that I can just look at him, & he makes me laugh. Dave does have the rather funny, peanut head, & skinny body & buggy eyes, that sort of, help. LOL. He is hysterical, though.

  • @DaniDurazo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen

  • @DaniDurazo Dave Chappelle is the funniest comedian ever, TAKE THAT Dane Cook!!!!

  • @AciddReign

    dane cook, when was he ever funny.

  • @ajtemp2000 Like Never

  • this always makes me laugh

  • hahahaha Lmao

  • MMMM,mhm .

    haah, he sounds so funny when he says that =p

  • I'm Talkinggggggggggg !!!!

    BLue streak is the funniest movie ever ! I luv Martin !!

  • theres an part missing.

    "and then he said i was ugly and couldnt read good" lmao

  • BEST PART

  • yea and the girl is like "oh, you poor thing"

  • "All I can tell you sir is that he's gay... GAY GAY!"

  • im TAAAAKING

  • HAHA. I need to see this.

  • IM TALKING!!!

  • fisticufffs what?...whaaat?

  • turn my headphones up!!! i'm serious turn them shits up!!!

  • "GAY! GAY!" xD Hilarious!!! BEST LINE!!! FAV movie!!

  • 0:06 hahahaha MH! MHMMH!

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  • Honestly to this day, this is still and always will be my favorite part of this movie. I like around the ending but this really made me laugh.

  • one of the funniest movies i have ever seen

  • tooooooooooo funny

  • first dvd i ever owned.

  • chappelle best comedian ever

  • wachtin this rite now lol

  • AHAHAHA

  • lol

  • lol

  • All i can tell you sir is hes GAAAY

  • LMAO!!!!!

    Classic movie. I REMEMBER WATCHING IT WENT IT CAME OUT IN THEATRES..

  • omg me to .. but i was on a blind date when a guy with funcky breath..lmfaooo but this shit was hilarious

  • what movei is thiss!!

  • blue streak....learn to read.

  • All i can tell you sir is he's gay.. GAY GAY. LoL

  • Hahah this is one funny movie. The part after this is funny.

    "He said I was ugly, and I couldnt read good" That was the best line in my opinion.

  • That line was the best in the whole movie. Chapelle's delivery is perfect.

  • I love this part and I it gives me LOL

  • IM TALKING!!!! : /

  • LOL 0:30

  • SUPER LOL

  • This guy Logan owes me fifty thousand dollars...If I dont get it soon... I'M TALKING!!!!!

  • all i can tell you sir is that he's gay GAY GAY!!!1

  • all i know is that hes GAY.....GAY GAY GAY hahaha

  • o man dave kicks ass

  • Here's another great fact:

    You're a fucking idiot.

  • a retard!

  • all i can tell you sir is he's gay, GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO BEST PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

  • That's it!I've had enough of this guy!

  • hahahha I love Blue Streak