"oh oh oh..oh shit oh shit...that seal has uh latched itself onto the penguins eye uh his teeth literally going about 12 inches into his skull probabally causing severe brain damage before he dies the worst death ive ever..that,oh wow..WOW..hes carrying it on into the sea oh thats...thats terrible" lmfao i <3 destery
@TheJerel18 haha i know dude same here my girl fantisise over him and she calls her self destery?? but then we broke up and i found out her true loves are for people like him
uur geleden PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CUZ IT WORKS!
Who r u calling a flat chest whore?!?! Stfu I think he's halarious and I'm in middle school and I'm not retarted AND I not flat chested Eather so shutup u loser
I hate it when people make rude comments about Destery. if you don't like him, then why are you watching him? losers. I love you Destery! :) yherr silly! :) haha
Actually snarfhappens or whatever, alot of mentallyrl retarded middleschool whores arnt flat chested. And destry is amazingly awesome, and your not. Ur just jealous ;)
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot. You are so fucking pathetic. I'm not even gonna call you gay because homosexuals are funnier than you are. Your mediocre excuse for comedy is fucking annoying. All you do is say a bunch of random shit that makes no sense. The only people that find you funny are all of the premature flat-chested WHORES that are still in middle school and are mentally retarded. I bet you're a huge fucking loser at your school. Go kill yourself you stupid emo fuck.
if you dont know what pokemon that is I will slap the stupid out yo muthafuckin head.
themiddleavacado 5 days ago
You look awesome on those pjs
gasolineexploder 1 week ago
Im going to save gothem cause of I'm a fucking bat lol
BloodSpatterCrow 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Shut up you shit taco
Omfg roflxD
BatmanAteJoker 1 month ago
You can not get the best of Destery in 3:14.
That's like summing up the history of the world in a 3 page picture book.
itsjenniekydz 1 month ago
@TheMtotheark no, they are just friends
amandiUuxx 1 month ago
Christmas boners i believe its idek 7
StaBBReflex 2 months ago
whats the episode where destery is like: shut up you shit taco, bad day my ass
Strongking00 3 months ago
@TheMtotheark Um okay cool.... Thanks bro
Xenavreth 4 months ago
@TheMtotheark No theyre just besties. :) I think Nathan is dating HaiLedaBear and Im not sure who Destery is dating, but Im sure hes straight.
Xenavreth 4 months ago
Lmao oh my goodness I love you Destery :)
alyshathenerd 4 months ago
Shut up you shit taco. Epic win!
TayterAndNikki 6 months ago in playlist destery moore and nathan owens
who is this kid
Brightfur10 6 months ago
@Brightfur10 I would advise that you visit the link provided in the description, or the one listed at the end of the video...
poison7in7disguise 6 months ago
@poison7in7disguise
k
Brightfur10 6 months ago
Oh Destery
SuperPeople265 6 months ago
"Man I hope daddy comes home today so I can tell him I love him."
Lmfao.
iEATcookiies 6 months ago
I love this fucking video. End of story.
alwilk2oh1five 6 months ago
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is this guy gay? or just another 'metro' ?
daviddeath11 6 months ago
I met him and gave him a hug! He and Nate signed my shirt and bracelet!!! :D I LOVE them!!! Theyre so funny and nice in person
Xenavreth 7 months ago
He seems like he'd be a really cool person to have a conversation with. Like, there would always be something to talk about XD
xXxrainbowFreakxXx 7 months ago 3
And Jesus said to his men... MY BEARD FUCKING ROCKS, YO! ;D
xMiissyyx 7 months ago 12
I would advise Destery not to enter my RAPE ZONE. I wouldn't be able to contain myself.
alwilk2oh1five 7 months ago
GAWD!!! i love destery!!!!!!!!!!!
UrNewBestFriendSucka 7 months ago
GGRYFFINDOR!! Fuck YOU!...
brianbainbridge13 7 months ago 3
SHIT TACO!
Marchingrebels11 7 months ago 3
IM A SKULL *dances*
vina5576seem 7 months ago
IM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!
TheEmochick566 7 months ago 4
lol
TheEmochick566 7 months ago 3
why did u show the pengin? it crashed my whole day destery. :'(
gilgil5774 8 months ago
"gryffindor!"
FUCK YOU!
*puts hat on dick*
"what fuckin house am i in now?!
Holy shit rofl xDD
DivineInspirati0n 8 months ago 32
shit tacO!!
awesomeemo107 8 months ago 3
Oh my god... The Rainbow Squid is my screensaver! xD
Lucifaxx 8 months ago
Haha! Shit taco! ;)
girlie2898 8 months ago
commentating that animal brawl was mad funny.
JBonezmtg3003 8 months ago
ha, forgot the farting spider,!!!</3
acropathyalex 8 months ago
Isn't that penguins music from final fantasy 10?!!?!!? Hahah COOL YO!! Hah shut up you shit taco!
MaxHappyness 9 months ago
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kiss your hand ten times
say your name ten times
post this on 2 videos
look at your hand
landerhoonie 9 months ago
"lemme claw your face in half" lmao xD
emilylovesyuu05 9 months ago
Ya shut up u shit taco
TheCrazyclown99 9 months ago
0:33 to 0:41 is the best
31thatkidagain 9 months ago
MOOSE RAVE!!!!!! >:O
KyraAndSterio 9 months ago
<3 i love how funny he ish, i love him(:
he makes me happy when im supre sad(: haha
AshleighShallNomChu 9 months ago
i dance like that too. :)
pfft, and who ever said white people couldnt dance !
ebertmcar 10 months ago
Destery's face/voice at 2:50.
LMAO!
I love him.
And SHIT TACO!!!!!
BeautyOfAHurricane 10 months ago
FLY AWAY FLY AWAY
Cocomumpo 10 months ago
@Cocomumpo that is by far my favourtie video!! :) nbd but that is the BEST PART!!!!
ebertmcar 10 months ago
Shut up you shit taco!!! XDxDXD
Xxluvz4evaxX 10 months ago
Shit taco !!! Hahaha :) I -3 destery !!!!
hannahbear26 10 months ago
i would expect destery to like music like Asking Alexandria :p [ sorry for judging -.- ] but he likes freaking techno ;D DESTERY FTW <3
MsJellybelly97 10 months ago
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xxSilentlySpokennxx 10 months ago
You want to give me a new computer
I want to give you a new computer
You want to give me dance dance revolution
I want to give you dance dance revolution
I am jefa
You are jefa
That's right
That's right
You want to suck on my
WHOA!!!!!!!
216coolgirl 10 months ago 2
Songs?
Darklan002 10 months ago
Haha I still love,"which haus am I in?" "slitherin;)" lmaoo
Kaylabhogan 10 months ago
Griffindor!
Fuck you!
Best part!:D
Xxkayleex7 10 months ago
LOL 1:34 to 2:34 XD
oreo1668 10 months ago
fly away, ffly awaaaaay ! (:
jabanga09 10 months ago
@omatban23 it vachina
animelover2214 11 months ago
How u dewan squiji? Yeah! That didn't answer my question at all
animelover2214 11 months ago
LOL!!!! U R soooo fuckin funny, and sexy!!!! mama likey!!!
11kassidi 11 months ago
"Here we see the male penguin swishing its beak in front of the seal in hope- oh shit. Oh, oh shit."
LOL
ChicagoAnimeGirl96 11 months ago
@ChicagoAnimeGirl96 Fuckin funny
11kassidi 11 months ago
twelve out of four people are rapists,
FUCK! lmfao;)))
iLOV3KendallSchmidt 11 months ago 3
woooow going to pee my self laughing with these videos new fan like right here lol :D!!
LalaVampirekisses 11 months ago
i loooove destry with all my heart(: <333 hes so freaking adorable and funny!
lexiandkoribffs 1 year ago 3
My beard fucking rocks, yo!
LexiKayRowson1995 1 year ago
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you want to suck on my WOAH.
tighterthanhisjeans0 1 year ago
day an night crookers mix
woooo
carbon553857552135 1 year ago
Instead of Santa you get Wolverine! Come here kids, sit on my lap so I can claw your face in half!!!!! Lol:)
JoraniDances 1 year ago
im a bat to, a fuckin gundar
accuwizard1922 1 year ago
one day i want you to bring a faggot with a ghetto yellow rose in it
accuwizard1922 1 year ago
i love the way he dances its so funny :D
stargirlsmith003 1 year ago
your dance is awesome!!!
KiraMaori 1 year ago
i love your hair its amazeing and so iz yhur face xD
cindyb552 1 year ago
favorite lines(all about the penguin)....
...and 12 penguin kids....
...so we can tell him we love him....
...swishing his beak..and oh, oh shit...
<3
p.s. neville is queer, he once suggested we share a bed because he was cold....
TheKeyWestian 1 year ago
Welcome to Destery's kind and loving... RAPE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!
xXemosuarXrawrXx 1 year ago
Shut up you shit taco! ;)
xXAxelKaulitzXx 1 year ago
vagina?!!
omarbon23 1 year ago
"Here we see the penguin swishing its beak in front of the seal and...
oh shit. oh shit."
Lol
DinoSays 1 year ago
i'm just here to clean your wiindows -psstpssttpsst-
HeatherHaikuVideos 1 year ago
RAPE ZONE!!!
unclebuck12 1 year ago
LMAO Kingdom Hearts music is playing in the background AHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!!!
OMGitsthatgirgirl 1 year ago
LOL Shut up you shit taco!
123abcdoreme1000 1 year ago
What's the song at 2:29?
pphlp449 1 year ago
@pphlp449 day and night the remix
BreannaJoyMiller 1 year ago
@pphlp449 Kid Cudi - Day n' night :)
DesiBamf 1 year ago
Favorite Part: 0:54 - 0:59 ♥ Fly Away! Fly Away! Ahaha(:
GracenDay 1 year ago 2
Amazing
QueenOfHearts139 1 year ago
Amazing:)
redmist182 1 year ago
Shut up u shit toco :)
cosis75 1 year ago
...MY BEARD FUCKIN' ROCKS!
livelifetoloveme 1 year ago
ur music roks dude!!!
RoCkErDuDe487 1 year ago
:O you didnt put in 'we have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurt"
spottycloud 1 year ago 65
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LOL do you act like this all the time?!
k12kyle 1 year ago
i was talking to....SQUIGGY.THE RAINBOW SQUID :D?
How you doin squiggy!!!
YYEEAAAAAAAA :D
XxMercedesMusicxX 1 year ago 2
Des resembles L from death note. LOL
DinoSays 1 year ago
haha i fuckin love u!!!!
curelysmiths 1 year ago
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Mclovenshow 1 year ago
How yuh doin squiggy? :D
"YYYEEEEEAAAAAA"
._.
LarxeneYuki 1 year ago
i love ur heir it so amazing
PERLA3VELEN 1 year ago
12 out of 4 people are rapists.
FUCK!!!
LMFAO xD
LD50w 1 year ago
WTFF HAHAHAHAHAA THIS IS SO FUCKING RANDOMMMM
crazyemobitch122 1 year ago
was he trying to be miley cyrus at the start or not?
Loolayy 1 year ago
where's the best of nate?!?! <3
ssakbff 1 year ago
hahah i love u u awesome and cuteee
cfunny100 1 year ago
what episode is shut up you shit taco in ??...i forogot to fave it
recklessfeeling95 1 year ago
@recklessfeeling95 Christmas Boners <3 :)
halfiechan 1 year ago
I fucking love Destrey(: -3
muffinslovemelots123 1 year ago
whats the name of that techno song at 2:08 ? please halp
foolycooly69 1 year ago
He wouldn't be as funny if he didn't have braces I think.
....Actually no. He's fucking hilarious.
myhorsesdrinksoda 1 year ago
fucking fag emo
LONELYHEART202 1 year ago
i love destery <3
maddijamesWHAT 1 year ago
you want to buy me a new computer
i want to buy you a new computer
you want to buy me dance dance revolution
i want to buy you dance dance revolution
i am jafar
you are jafar
thats right, you want to suck on my cock
i want to suck on your cock
xShiranamix 1 year ago 2
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@xShiranamix I am a faggot. YOU are a faggot
Ghostspartan83 1 year ago
I would sooo date him!! I mean, he's single.. So why not? He is like... Hella delicious :D
JohnnyDepp4ever101 1 year ago
I AM SQUIGEE THE RAINBOW SQUID!!!!
dancerbabe32 1 year ago 2
12 outta 4 people are rapeists..FUCK!
darkzantis1 1 year ago 23
ifuckinglOVE this video, :D <3
YourHiredStalker 1 year ago
He issss ahhhhmazingggg sqweeegieee thee rainbow squid! Shut up you shxt taco!!!!!!
ilovebillkaulitz96 1 year ago
I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp! Vagina.
BlankStareXx 1 year ago 4
i want to clean your windows sir :D
Bradleaful 1 year ago 2
X-man Christmas xD!
destroy0karla 1 year ago
WHEN HE SAID GREE............ WHOOO WHAT WAS I SAYING? OH WELL?
n00b962 1 year ago
which mother fucking house am i in now?
KawaiiNinja13 1 year ago
First impression: Oh god, don't tell me this trend thing is over another Emo kid
After watching video: I owe ye an apology. This guy is pro.
xXxKazamaxXx 1 year ago 4
Shut up you SHIT TACO XD
LolliGiggles 1 year ago 3
pikachu motha fuca
Tweedybirds 1 year ago
"oh oh oh..oh shit oh shit...that seal has uh latched itself onto the penguins eye uh his teeth literally going about 12 inches into his skull probabally causing severe brain damage before he dies the worst death ive ever..that,oh wow..WOW..hes carrying it on into the sea oh thats...thats terrible" lmfao i <3 destery
iputpencilsinmynose 1 year ago 3
aww these were the good old days of destery,
when he was just a kid in idaho trying to make people laugh with his bestfriend nathan and with them being funny,
by just being themselfs :D ahh i loved him
still do but, gahh alot of people know him now from where im at
and it just kills it but, idk ill always love ya destery :DD and nate!
keep doing what ya doing :)
animefan4ever1415 1 year ago
lol
my friend thinks its not funny to have a seal eating a penguin, nd she says STOP MAKING FUN OF BATMAN!
lol idc either way its funny
"lets go save gotham city, bc im a fucking bat" XD
TheKarinWolf 1 year ago
hes just amazing xD
PrincessGerardWay81 1 year ago
GRIFFINDOR!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!
wich mother fucking house am i in now?
He was gonna say Slytherin
brutaltara 1 year ago 150
@jjimersonofficial
It's Queen Bee by Nickasaur
(:
TheConverters09 1 year ago
I had to shit, while running and holding a grenade @ the same fucking time
Bad day my ass <3
TheToxicMisery 1 year ago 84
1:40 ish- Final Fantasy fighting music!!
aimike3 1 year ago
LMAO shokolotadakopapitoooo
0:34 LMAOOO
wohhitsvoxxo 1 year ago
I have that little Cars couch!! :D
AlyBaum 1 year ago
shut up you shit taco :D pricelesss
NonCuttingEmoGirl21 1 year ago
Bahahah shut up you shit taco. xDD
Wafflelover12 1 year ago
hahaha lol.nice techno:D
alishacampos123 1 year ago
whats the song at o:48.?
x) its kewl
jjimersonofficial 1 year ago
I love them! <3
Bandchick893 1 year ago
why doesnt any1 make 1 of these for nathan..poor nathan...
dulceloca 1 year ago 3
my girlfriend likes yu how cool
TheJerel18 1 year ago
@TheJerel18 haha i know dude same here my girl fantisise over him and she calls her self destery?? but then we broke up and i found out her true loves are for people like him
ZACHOUT1 1 year ago
lol ima skull
shelbysaurTV 1 year ago
Hahahahahaahahahaha "fly away! Fly Away!!"
XxRobinWillRuleYouxX 1 year ago
what video is the second clip about nevil longbottom from
7PuPPyLoVe7 1 year ago
favorite part 0:50
Labyrinth96 1 year ago
loved it ur halarious
darkfarie54321 1 year ago
2:45-3:00
LOL.
UnderOATHify 1 year ago
LSHIFOMD!!!
^laugh so hard i fell off my dinosaur! ^_^
breezym1997m 1 year ago
@breezym1997m you fail.
shazaandbecky 1 year ago
@shazaandbecky fck u! ^_^
breezym1997m 1 year ago
Id love to see Destrey mocking Yu Gi Oh lor like Little Kuriboh with the CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES thing xD
FullDemonUmbreon 1 year ago
VAGINA!
We had to take shits while running with gernades!
Imma SKULL!!!
(EPIC!)
Wasadork 1 year ago
IM A SKULL *starts randomly dancing*
LaughingTaco11 1 year ago
what i want for Christmas id u destrey
T0X1Cangel11 1 year ago
That giant "FUCK!" at 0:33 knocked me outta my chair. LMFAOOO
Booky42 1 year ago
haha you guys are the funny people on earth OMFG holy shit haha tacos a awesome haha
skatieforlife7 1 year ago
youre so funny :) and cute
kristiankermit 1 year ago
LMAO hi squegey the rainbow squid
edd3221 1 year ago
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Swift1Taylor 1 year ago
Who r u calling a flat chest whore?!?! Stfu I think he's halarious and I'm in middle school and I'm not retarted AND I not flat chested Eather so shutup u loser
truthordare159 1 year ago
@truthordare159 I bet you are bitch... #LOL B( . )( . )BS #FTW
darkwings923 1 year ago
The penguin part was one of my favorites... That and the notebook that was flying away. Lol ur so funny :)
escapethefate2200 1 year ago
I hate it when people make rude comments about Destery. if you don't like him, then why are you watching him? losers. I love you Destery! :) yherr silly! :) haha
thisonechica161 1 year ago
LOL he's hilarious and HOTT!
a4t2h 1 year ago
I completly agree. :)
rainingstars13 1 year ago
Actually snarfhappens or whatever, alot of mentallyrl retarded middleschool whores arnt flat chested. And destry is amazingly awesome, and your not. Ur just jealous ;)
kemnche1 1 year ago
I LOVE THE PEGUIN SEGMENT!!^-^
<333
I love this crazy shit.
scenestrrr27 1 year ago
Snarfhappens- You shut the fuck up, and keep you damn opinions to yourself!
I love you Destery! (:
SavannahAndKellyShow 1 year ago
Destery always makes my day (: thank you for this.
luvinthislive 1 year ago
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot. You are so fucking pathetic. I'm not even gonna call you gay because homosexuals are funnier than you are. Your mediocre excuse for comedy is fucking annoying. All you do is say a bunch of random shit that makes no sense. The only people that find you funny are all of the premature flat-chested WHORES that are still in middle school and are mentally retarded. I bet you're a huge fucking loser at your school. Go kill yourself you stupid emo fuck.
SnarfHappens 1 year ago
sqigy so cute
kennakow 1 year ago