Re: ONe Minute Motivator #12

[JsgHair71]

I swear to God I just look at John and think about how freaking hot he is. It doesn't matter anymore that I find him hilarious-I just want to do him.

[Ballinvc44]

bloody brilliant

[memoryhero]

fuckedintheassforeternity12386­602 - Anyone tried logging into John's account with this?

[hillarymary]

omg the music!!!

[bangthatdrumb]

dude totally sweet!

[rerunrg]

you are fine

[gdp89]

lol

[flayvaboy]

fked in the ass for eternity LMAO

[traytr]

i farted right before you said, "rat poison" haha

[xdugef]

YES YES YES NO NOT REALLY I'M FINE

[amaraca]

Can I have you, like pocket version? Actually, I wish we knew each other because I make odd videos, too! Check out my page if you have not done so.

[ledjeveln]

hahahhahah :D

[thejungleface]

bullets of light are piercing my body, shooting from this video

[rokyrhode]

i agree, the music was great.  good job!

[magila1]

funny! LOL

[FADEproductions]

Yesssss.

[lljames27]

It was clearly funny and different strokes for different folks. Thank you, John

[amoniacarater]

too late man.. he watched your video!!!

[willtom27]

Ha ha! This is a great vid. I like how it really kicks in at about 2:15 to the end. This guy is full of New-Agey nonsense & I'm glad you skewered him.

One thing John: I sometimes joke with you that your vids are a little homoerotic, or that you show subconscious homosexual tendencies in them. You made your password "f*cked in the ass for eternity". Oh, John. GREAT use of music. 5 stars.

[xliquidnoisex]

Watch at around 0:19. Would take advice from someone who bought that tie??

[TheBSG]

I don't even visit porn sites anymore, John. I just click randomly on your page and start cranking.

[greenraven7]

lmao, good one.

[TerranKyra]

Good work man. Motivational speakers are weird. They learn a little bit about something and suddenly they think they can preach about crap.

[jeepershorton]

I think the OJ took some advice from Ed. "I'm going to act as if there are not some cops behind me."

[sloanstewart]

!!!

[claytonian]

ew don't do that!

[Kawamura2]

yes, water is now an energy drink.

[Wolfsbaner]

If I always had my shirt off would I be anywhere near as awesome as you are?

....No..I know I won't be.

[jolelikamgr]

Many people are hard-pressed to be as totally freakin' HOTT as John... I know I will never achieve his hottness... that's why my password is, "Johnisalwaysshirtlesshotterth­aniwilleverbe2004"

It makes me happy every time I log in. ^_^

[NCKyle1980]

haha wow you actually ended it on a nice polite note. I'm proud of ya :D haha ;) great job as always :)

[AdamKiyomori]

Hilarious, as per usual.

You know what though... I think Ed may have a point about one thing... I've had the name of an ex girlfriend for my password since we broke up ten years ago... I kept it cos I figured nobody would think of that... but on some weird subconscious level I've been thinking about getting dumped every time I log on to my computer. God damn it.

[smpfilms]

LOL dude! I can't get over how F'n funny you are in this one!

Where do you find these videos, lol

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

[holynihilism]

Yeah he's great at finding the loonies. Probably just searches for the subjects they're attracted to :D Perfect music selection this time.

[reivilo]

Poor Mr. Safety is at it again... artificially inflating his account...

If he really felt sorry about it he would delete it and start over again. See how funny you are now SMP FILMS (CHEATER!!!!)

[thegreatmalenko123]

u never fail to amuse me, good stuff

[Deathend]

<3333333

[waverlyflams]

you are an artist in the way that a guy who isn't recognized for his genius until 50 years after he's dead is an artist.

please keep it up for my grandchildren.

[Eeptog]

i wonder how many people will try to log in as him now lol

good to have you back dude :)

[graham6419]

Don't bother peeps, I already tried it. lol

I don't know if John deliberately seeks out weird videos, or if he genuinely watches them in his quest for self-enlightenment. Like the University of Metaphysical Sciences one.

[lljames27]

No, its just a pattern of probability. He is a prose writer with an eye for the ridiculous in life... And he has a very thankless job caring for the elderly with a calm that is tested to the point that he will, share stories as an out let to his experiences. Check out his other videos.

[petercblank]

Beware the way you analyze, Sigmund. Maybe you'll feel smarter, but you're going to miss a lot in life looking at people like textbooks.

[truvelocity]

Really? I'm 43, a stunt woman and actress, got to work during the writers strike, own a home business and am raising children... So, I'm missing out on life?

[Tidnull]

You should quit. You sould quit. You. You. You should never traumatize women with sexual intercourse. I should know. I'm a medical doctor. I own a mansion and a yacht.

[yescandles]

Always interesting!

[eire138]

tapwater bad.....pure poison GOOD!

[SMISTING117]

Another good vid!

[dkaycee]

what i love most about yo vids is that they always have ridiculous music that is a total non sequitur - stuff thats melodramatic and sentimental is great for satire :)

[Kobaganda]

lol - yet more genius! I think he's definately getting a cult following! :D

[Pridonian]

Loved it. Great stuff.

I think a lot of people just shake their hands in the air after taking a dump AS IF they just washed them. That's nasty.

[Levesque999]

tap ain't so bad if you have one of those cleaning pitcher dealies

[ununhexium]

I miss your blackbackground!

[Karzz1991]

lmao loved it

[epiclalz]

i tried his password! it works!!!!!111

[hopeitsgewd]

you know what this needs....an original song, i miss those

[glorythewhitehawk]

this theme you use is awesome.

[talknerdytokim]

You delight me!

[ScrapperSara]

That guy was asking you to spoof this... I laughed the whole way through.

[NoSeaChusma]

A toast! Here's to you, and here's to me, and if we ever disagree...

[dezmika]

omg your such a funny and clever man i love how different you are MUAHAHAHA

[R4ndomCrap]

this is really weird, my password is fuckrectalfaceintheassforever1­2386602. Who'd a known?

[RPozoA]

LOL! The password, hhahaha! You are great, man!

-Rodrigo from Chile.

[yoshii88]

nice relaxing song

[Nimnoms]

Batmans?

[ununhexium]

Batmens!

[partyguy135]

heheh your password is my password!!

weird!

[lukeap]

i love you.

[Trilobos]

Hey man, you are a total sketch-ball... and your style is great... I love all of your videos... I don't know what it is... they are just great, thanks man...

[jesusy2k]

lol man ur a genius

[arbachu]

hahaha niccce

[surrealisticpill]

ed is kinda scary.  do you like action figures... wtf. sometimes i pretend like i washed my hands too.

[bijan84]

LOL I'm a new sub and am glad I've found your channel.

[Nimnoms]

Can I be your dom;)

[surrealisticpill]

yay! a new video response :) so glad you didn't stop doing them

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Fap fap fap.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Hold on, I'm trying that password.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

DAMN, it didn't work :(

[BrodeurPwnz]

Tap water tastes like poop.

[Kobaganda]

You need to speak to your supplier. NOW.