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  • yo mamas so cheep she got invited to sing the chicks national anthom

  • yo mama so poor when i rang her doorbell her toilet flushed

  • yo mama is so tall when she was laying down pepole thought she was the GREAT WALL OF CHINA YAAAAaaaaaaaa

  • Get in the CEEER!!!

  • yo mama is so ugly she had to put 2 paper bags to cover her face

  • yo mama so ugly she made mendusa turn into stone

  • Yo mama so stupid she went to the library to look for facebook

  • Yo mama do stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved

  • Yo Mamma So Fat She's Considered A Planet

  • Brody is good at impressions

  • Yo mamma so fat she weight down the titanic

  • yo mama so old she invented the iStone!

  • Your Momma's Pussy So Hairy When Your Brother Was Born He Died Of Rug Burn

  • Yo mama so poor , when someone asked her if she lost one shoe , she said ''No , i found one "

  • Yo mama so fat, she tripped on 3rd street and landed on 20th

  • YO MAMA SO STUPIS SHE BOUGHT BUBBLE GUM FOR BLACK FRIDAY

  • GET IN THE CERR

  • your mama so ugly that mickey rejected her for the fat one

  • 0:21

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

  • GET IN THE CURR!

  • Yo mama so ugly when she looked at god he called 999 and said "help the devil sent his trump card!"

  • @TotodileDigital dude its 666

  • your mommas so stupid, she locked herself INSIDE her house

  • yo mama is so hairy she only speaks wooke

  • hold 5

  • git in teh CER

  • yomama so fat when she tried to get in the car the car exploaded btw thatz my freands joke not mine

  • yomama so ugly the teddy bear said no more hugs or snuggles

  • awesome 

  • Yo momas so ugly she turned medusa to stone

  • @quadboat26 lol XD

  • GIT IN THE CERR!!

  • I am puertorican and i am in a bilingual school and i honestly dont know what the F*ck is mooning

  • @sparkyguypr it's not a real word, it means pulling your pants down and showing your butt to people

  • yo mama so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone

  • Yo momma so fat that she leaned on the tower of Pisa and made it tilted.

  • You mama so ugly, she turned medusa to ston

  • Yo mama so ugly ,

  • yo mama so ugly yo grandma threw her out the door and she got arrested for littering

  • yo momma so ugly when she got on Facebook everyone went to Twitter

  • 5 press 5 for the "n" word

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  • Get in the CER!

  • I like this series more than the fucktards.

  • yo mama so hairy,she has affros on her nipples

  • Yomama so fat she jumped for joy and she got STUCK!

  • i have never watched this video in my life. why is it in my favourites....

  • Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Rob Zombie say "I'm NOT your Boogeyman!"

  • Yo mama so cheap she uses cheerios as earrings

  • Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!!

  • yo mama so ugly that when medusa looks at her medusa turns to stone instead

  • your mama so ugly that she even turn meducea to stone (not to be mean to anyone)

  • I love the emphasis you put on 'ugly'

  • YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE MADE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA LOOK TINY!

  • yo momma so fat and wrinkly, she was mistaken for an elephant

  • you mothers face is SO ugly the only way the U.N could get rid of it was to make it into the skyrim map!

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  • YO MAMA SOOO UGLY DEIGO WOULDN'T EVEN RESCUE HER

  • yo mama so ugly even ugly betty said DDDAAAAMMMMNNNNNN

  • yo mama so fat when she went to china everyone screamed''godzilla''

  • Yo mama so ugly justin bieber finally said NEVER

  • @mrXD57 Bout time :)

  • @weregirl101 LOl(:

  • @mrXD57 :)

  • @weregirl101 o.O

    :3

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN MEDUSA LOOK AT HER SHE TURNED MEDUSA INTO STONE!!!!!!

  • yo mama so stupid that when she got milk people asked if she was dairy

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  • yo mama so stupid she literally read a clock!!!!!!!

  • here is a good one yo mama is soooooo ugly when she walks outside the suicide rate DOUBLES

  • roses are red violets are blue i have handcuffs GET IN THE CERRR!

  • yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at dollar store

  • GET IN THE CERRR!!!!!

  • yo mama so ugly she Fucked iron man and he started to rust.

  • 0:21

    If that wasn't her face, he just grabbed her ass.

  • Yo Mamma's so Ugly!.....That she turned Medusa to stone!!!

  • dont ya just hate i when some biter takes ur joke and gets all the likes?

  • so yellow when cars drive past her they slow down

  • yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

    yo mama so poor when she lit up a match all the cockroaches came out clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat

    yo mama so fat even the count couldn't count how many calories she ate

    yo mama so stupid she made a peep hole in a glass door

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

    yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit

    so that's where Pluto went

    yo mama so old her breast milk is powder

    yo mamas teeth so yel

  • press 6 for a brody workout

  • If you click on 0:19....you know what,just click it.

  • Press 1 for Stoned Police Officer....Press 0 for the Normal one....XD

  • The cop reminds me of DEY TERK ER JERBS!

  • out, these words help you dudes find my video: "yomama" yo mama "Yo momma" moma mumma muma mom so ugly joke "yo mama so ugly" "yo mama ugly" arrested mooning "arrested for mooning"

    12,061 likes, 1,156

  • I think when the cop said that what they all say he mustive arested the other ugly mama

  • yo momma so fat, she can't even fill the void of space.

  • sounds like Pickles from Metalocalypse

  • Yo mamas so stupid, she made a store were you buy money. You give her 20 bucks and you get 20 bucks back.

  • Yo momma so ugly, When Medusa saw her, she turned to stone.

  • Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

  • @JAYD352 that is the oldest joke ever. not even funny

  • That what they all say! GET IN THE CER

  • Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"

    Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

  • Yo mama So Stupid She Thinks The Toilet Is A Sea

  • awesome! get in the CCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RR!

  • i dont understand what "mooning" means......

  • @JosipAvelini it means showing your but for public

  • @JosipAvelini Mooning is the act of displaying one's bare buttocks by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, usually bending over, whether also exposing the genitals or not. Mooning is used mostly in the English-speaking world to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. Mooning can be considered indecent exposure, depending on context. By Wikipedia

  • yo mama so fat she has tires for buttons

  • yo mama so fat she plays marbles with the solar system

  • yo mama so fat that when people bang her, they fall in.

  • Yo mama Is so ugly when she send me a email, north antivirus dictated her face, and my computer blocking

  • yo mama so uggly that animal planet tried to film her .

  • ur mama so ugly when she applied to facebook it became the uglybook

  • omg. i sent a request saying to do this one, awesome

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to make root bear by using tree roots and beer

  • Yo mama is so ugly that it makes trolls to cry

  • loled

  • yo mama so tall, she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon

  • GET IN THE CERRR!!!!!

  • @TheCopper1234 you made me choke with laughter and im still doing so.

  • yo mama so old, she still owes JESUS a fiver!!!!

  • yo mama so old, she took her driving test on a DINOSAUR!!!

  • yo mama so fat, when god said "let there be light", he asked her to move!!!

  • Yo mama so ugly yo daddy took her to work with him so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

  • If you wanna bang my mom go ahead, she is the ugly one remember?

  • Yo mamma so old she has the first bible and it's autographed by Jesus !!

  • Yo mama so fat that spongebob can kill her without her noticing

  • GETINDACAR

  • ya mom so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade

    ya momma so old that her birth cirtificate says expired

  • Yo mama so ugly. Her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

  • lol 0:03

    

  • your moma so ugly that not even the word "love" loves her back

  • It was your face huh? Thats wat they all say GET IN THE CAR!

  • Is just me or the police looks like the guys from op.40

  • yo mama so ugly that she got censored from the world.

  • yo mama sooo ugly and so is yo daddy, uglykid

  • xD whiteboy7st

  • yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale she looked down and said Hey thats my phone number

  • (not hating) but racist mexican cop with the absent

  • It was your face huh...that's what they all say GETINDECAR!!!!

  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it was OVER 9000!!!!!!!

  • The jokes are corny but the faces and expressions are funny

  • GET IN DE CAAAAAAAWWWRRR

  • yo mama so UGLY captian barbossa saw her under the moonlight and he was like "how did she get that aztec's gold?!"

  • Yo momma so ugly, Perseus was sent to decapitate her.

  • yo mama so ugly she turned meduza to stone!!!

  • Anyone notice at 0:06 the "A" looks like ass cheaks??

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • GET IN THE CEAR <what it sounds like to me what it saying is GET IN THE CAR :d

  • 0:21

    

  • old

  • yo mama so stupid she told yo mama jokes to her son

  • GET IN THE CAR

  • yo mama is so poor when i ring the doorbell i hear the toilet flush

  • Your mama is ugly no one has seen her face because they explode when they see here face

  • Yo mama so ugly, I threw her out the door and got charged for littering.

  • Yo mama so ugly, when she took the eggs from the angry birds they wouldn't save the eggs

  • GETTTINDEKERR

  • your mother is so stupid she say that

    -we are going away

    I'm dressed and waiting by the door and she just runs around the room for searching somethink...

  • i forgot to do ur mom......a favor.....of making u.....a SANDWHICH

  • yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate said male

  • yo mama is so stupid that she thinks she is a boy

  • yo mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet dontget wet

  • 1. pause

    2. unpause

    3. hold down 3

    4. record sound

    5. go on gmod

    6. write "yo mama"

    7. record with that sound

    8. name it "what happends when brody gets his yo mama joke"

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • @coolcat5793 DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • @NintendoDr DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK