OMFG - RAGE - Part 26: The Future Blues, and "Russians" too

[DrunkenPanda200]

I'm fairly certain that suka (it's not spelled that way, but that's what it sounds like) is Russian for "bitch" or similar.

[ObakeOnna]

"Reminds me of Chernobyl. Which happened about 100 years before my birth. On the other side of the planet. But thanks to my Russian heritage I remember it. Da."

I kinda hope the Jackals are going to be Aussies or French.

[hakhunter]

My name is owen. So that means I will run for president of America. So that means a Scottish man(that sounds like the start of one of the bad a Scottish-man,an Englishman and Irishmen jokes) will run for president of the US

[MongrelHides]

when he was doing all of those puns about the guy with the gas tank could he have said "going up??"

[temporalScribbler]

I'd go hang out with you anytime :D

[jetze04]

suka is russian for bitch...

[thefallcor1]

at 09:29 epic name of book XD

[cardscg]

@23:09 The movie is The Rock and the character was played by Nicolas Cage, which is one of my favorite actors of all time.

[TheSporadicSpork]

Jessie's Russian accent is best Russian accent.

[18gameboy18]

Jess ur so funny sometimes we should team up on the commentary I thank the fans would love watching this channel even more what do you say.

[CoolBreeze2AND1]

@18gameboy18 u shuld r lern ow o speller a no eh no lika dat idear

[martinsvav]

For some reason i think your like this in real life...

[ThatKidsChannel]

I CAN NAME THE MOVIE!

It was 'The Rock,' But as i was typing this, you said the 'Prom queen,' line... Which made it obvious.

[AwesomeZantis]

Jesse Logic: Ignore the painful bullets.....get the beer!

[conker572]

i lolzed so hard when you said the bear thing

[conker572]

there is a easter egg in the room that your in in the begging when you make fun of the russian

[MrWarbarney]

Its nice to know that even in the future apparently americans still try to paint russians as terrorist as an excuse to kill them for being communist in the past

[1BabyEater]

@19:00 Alright Jesse, cool your jets.

*Buh dum tish*

[warbeast4455]

jesse thier is a easter egg their

[PS3xPlaya]

was loving the gearhed part cos in real life through heritage i am 25% RUSSIAN...

[Hokageeeeeee]

so if I would call my gf suka (sugar) it could either mean that or b1tch in russian... ok...

[Salwyngaming]

nicolas cage - The rock ;) - How do you like how that shit works!

[nejustinas32]

Jesse he called you a bitch <.<

[CallMeStorrm]

Jesse this may seem a bit creepy, but i eat diner with you more then i eat diner with my family.

[thefallcor1]

@CallMeStorrm ... that dose sound creepy but when you think about it...

[CallMeStorrm]

@thefallcor1 LMAO :D 12 people eat dinner with Jesse more then with there family. (eat dinner while watching one of Jesse vids)

[ShTuPm]

Suka = сука = bitch in Russian. Blya = something like "fuck", afaik.

So when he says 'suka! There!', it's supposed to mean = There's that bitch or something.

[pronetocrash91]

SO BADAAAAAAAAASS.

[TheInsertCredit]

That Sean Connery impersonation was priceless! Oh god the tears of laughter that were shed!

[ploppo67]

k everybody make sure you go to jesse's house when the apocalypse comes around

[mannonc]

Build a pet robot spider and name it TB!

[nocturnalpulse6]

The movie was The Rock

[adayinthelifeofrufus]

omg you a fk'ing hilarious i dont even play rage im just watching this looool you have reached crazy Russian stereotype lmao!!!!!!! dude

[hom3slicez]

19:03 full wave rectifier!

[LakeofGlass]

LOL, it'd be great if there was just a whole CD filled with all the songs he's done randomly in games.

[NewSongs99]

well, its good to know that when the nuclear apoclypse comes all of the sterotypes will hang out together!

[SuppahPeanut97]

best song on youtube. ever

[TheGamingXL]

1 minute singing a nice song

[AyabaraGaming]

pleasetry using the new ammo like the authority ARX2!

[AyabaraGaming]

jesse your authority machine gun has armor piercing rounds for those armored enemies and authority (ironic i know)

[Tloloc187]

Goodspeed!

[kries01]

Perfect "the Rock " quote, Jessie- hahaha.... I take pleasure in gutting you, boy!!!!!!

[GypsyBagpipes]

"only losers try their best, but the winner goes home and fucks the prom queen"

[petfawx]

I want to live! I'll hang out with Jesse.

[ju3496]

Wingstick makes this game boring now

[cuckooclown101]

on the link to the video it said 2 views -_-

[SKAshthra]

19:10 On the next episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle: Explosive Personalities -OR- Hot Under the Collar!

[sandbiatcada]

Jesse ALLWAYS sees all the loot but when it comes to progress, E.G 21:11 he's totally blind.

[Redgriffin4987]

lol Jesse that movie would be "The Rock", with the rocket man. lol

[AsterSea]

Name that movie: "The Rock"

[Timely]

"Is this game telling us to not trust toe Ruskies?"

....HE KNOWS.

[angrybear457]

LOL... terrible quote from The Rock... I immediately said that terrible connery quote myself the moment I heard you use the "rocket man" line.

[calgy84]

i didnt get the movie reference, but i totally got that it was nicolas cage, props to you

[LuKsoRus]

Jessy just attacked Russian TOP Secret Bunker . all the Russians Deploy the Nukes on American in 56 hours

[Crk1296]

The Rock

[s694019001]

ahh man. it's been so long since ive seen the rock! now i need to see it again...

[AsterSea]

From the future Jesse? Don't you mean from the past? :)

[ashedraven]

End of the video is confusing. Sending clueless people to kill the guys with weird accent so they can control power sources? I thought this was a futuristic postapocaliptic pewpew game; not a present day simulation :/

[Chaosdecended]

The Rock for the win

[flamed112]

kill ppl for a power station? seems american

[w3rkan]

18:56 that isn't how a Gretz bridge is made

[MrLastSam]

Russian for Jessie

Сука (suka) - Bitch

[TheKev6969]

Jesse quoting "The Rock" :3

So many wins ;D

[TheDarthPancakes]

You should use more of the engineering menu of the game jesse. You can build a robot spider pal and you can call it "spidey". And build more wingsticks!

[ArcticExplosion]

That was a very batman thing to say.

[slowsloth]

There is something incredible wrong with a game when you're playing and say "It's [game setting], I don't even care".

[mlion11]

Hey! Why is Mewuis on the Extreme Game poster?!

[6Barrington]

Anyone else find it funny that in the future that we have robots and mutants and super guns, but the most effective weapon is a sharp boomerang?

[bladske]

Why is Redstone wearing a corset under his jacket? O_o

[shadowcrone]

jesse were you quoting from the rock?

[chromedragon69]

@shadowcrone INDEED HE WAS SIR

[Ed1H3r0]

This reminds me about the TB's song xDDDD

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=DldLiGJPtLk

[cloud50006]

The Rock. Great movie x)

[MrSavSan]

movie is the rock, watched it yesterday AWSOME movie :D

[1Dlover]

You're using buckshot at mid-range. You are a horrible American for not understanding the basics of firearms.

[vix0088]

The ROCK

[ktzero117]

i'm done with this asshole.

[Tzuky01]

Jesse, you can build tiny robots too.

[patrickberger333]

In Sovjet Russia, Wingstick trows you!

[s0ldier911]

Is it just me or Redstone sounds like Christian Bale's Batman? :D

[Jemalius113]

Love the way that "redstone" is looking down at jesses thing all the time xD

[KsanterX]

SUKA (сука) = BITCH in Russian :)

[WeMakeGarbage]

OMG JESSE USE YOUR AUTHORITY RIFLE :P

[ididntpuke80]

I keep wondering if I'm the only person who thinks "where's Lizzy and Meeko?" for the first few minutes of these Rage vids

[xero2219]

when they saying suka thats russian for b**** lol

[Psygriff]

Jesse, your russian accents sounds more like the generic count Dracula accent...

[Garold4]

Стереотипы про русских такие стереотипы -__-

(Stereotypes about russians are so stereotypical)

[Ultracity6060]

Surprisingly-not-annoying blues song, astute comments about accents, technically speaking more Russian than the "Russians", tanksplosions and trapversals... A+ episode, Jesse was on point! Also, "suka" means bitch.

[smoker1]

lol The Rock :)

how can you go wrong with sean connery AND nicholas cage!

and "carla was the prom queen" ;-)

love that movie

[Aussie50]

@smoker1 awesome movie!, I love that rocket man scene :D

[shamansoul6]

hey jesse, play metro 2033 and you get to go forward in time to 2033 in soviet moscow! not backwards in time.(read the book first b.t.w. if you wanna)

[RedCaboose7]

to answer jesse's question about the movie, its "The Rock" :D also one of my fav movies

[kratzzjapp17]

I would gladly play this game, although i have very bad graphical issues.

[FluffyWoWNerd]

Wingsticks are overpowered

[zombie0ate0my0brains]

@OMFGcata You were referencing The Rock right, the lines between Goodspeed and Captain Darrow?

[drummerkyle0506]

is it "The rock" ??

[13LinkinPark666]

jesse you missed the DOOM easter egg if it is possible to go back to please do since it is epic

[AmeriCanadianGamer]

Rocky 4 training Montage /watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo YOU'RE WELCOME YOUTUBE

[TheAAprojectHorde]

Ohhhhhh I'm from the Future.....Ohhhhhhh the Future

[5283d]

The Rock? Is that where the line is from?

[Halmar24]

how came the shop keep guy sounds like ben10's grandad

[SergioYaeh]

Yey Vladivostok.

My city!

[damarei]

@SergioYaeh LOL, sucks to be you..

[Halmar24]

lol the one thing that jesse is scraed of the most is the elevator and he kills all the people there i was like WTF

[VNminecraftingUK]

At 25:13, I think it has become white noise to Jesse... Lawl~ x3

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

Best intro yet!

[macem86]

I love when J.C. sing at start of the video :P

[Dozer22711]

hahaha that headless guy said "son of a b****" in russian

[lux551]

*russian sterotype man rockets off the ground* See you on the moon, comrade!

[Dreaddthebaws]

That Redstone Guy sounds like he narrator from Diablo 1

[LmfaoWintoPwn]

No Terraria?!? :(

[bconner3100]

i stopped watching this series at about part 9. it seems i've missed quite a bit....

[Dirtfarm23]

I laughed my ass off at your Sean Connery impression. xD

[JittersCaffeine]

I swear, when you're by yourself, your dialogue is worthy of being Retsu'd

[64cody]

just like now, the future's managment is an ass! lol

[shlongtoss]

@jampact132 yeah im polish but the languages are really similar.

[Mariopcgaming]

1:30 it's a Foot Stool Typer Tap!!

[amourarock]

Jesse, I'm offensive and i found this video very Russian

[bro123bro123]

The Rocketeer?

[KelseyTheEnigma]

Correction: every Russian fan with a good sense of humor still freaking loves you. :) <3

[WTFNgamers]

Jessie I know that its the Rock

[bro123bro123]

I want slugs for my shotguns!

[G4dd3n]

The movie is the rock

[TKMxGaming]

Jesse I'm Russian and I found this episode very funny

[67fofo]

DOOM easter egg in that area

[imperialcreedguard]

stalker reference lawls

[67fofo]

Jesse, buy the advanced scheatics for the wingsticks, the have like ultra powerful guide system.

[Gilgondrin]

Jesse, little russian lesson

Suka = Bitch

and yeah, steriotypes are bad. Why no one likes russians? I mean, in videogames. We are nice!

[Gigigiritina]

6:45 I hope ya don't the money strapped to ma thighs

[Boykidification]

there is an easter egg here jesse, something with the computers can't remeber excatly what to do... thumbs up for him to see

[CptOfTheWizardPatrol]

@Boykidification Oh thats VERY helpful!

[67fofo]

not sure if russians or germans, because when you throw them a grandade they say granata like german but al the other phraes are mor tan russian, soviet

[heatguyg]

The Rock jesse

[JagGswagg]

Jesse, get rid of the shotgun..

[iguanapox]

omg the jokes, the horrible horrible jokes /facepalm

[temujin650]

That movie was most certainly The Rock.

[dalemouse]

there goes your russian subscribers jesse

[Slickasfck]

He's ghost riding the bike Jesse

[MrCallumThomas]

I used to play this game properly until I started watching Jesse's playthrough... then I just wingstick'd my way through the game

[TheMayhemManTorres]

Just a quick question Jesse. What is the Screen Recording Program you use for your vids. cause im trying to start up some pvp vids for my Youtube.. Lemme know. ^_^

[codered11343]

When the apocalypse comes, I am going straight for Jesse Cox. He will save me!!!...or I will save him while he is hiding in a closet. One of those will happen.

[Gabberag]

OMFG wingsticks and almost no shells that should've been steer ar rounds/authority :P

[CaptainStuhben]

The Rock, you pussy ass shit.

[gearsofhaloauto]

18:43

didn't expect him flying away

XD

[Arcterion]

13:30 -- Was that supposed to be Feeder's "Just A Day"? :P

[yeimbaws]

when you used the electo bolts you should of said "you look a bit,,,shocked" mwahaha

[yankscolts18]

anyone else notice the guy drop into last stand around 13:59?

[gearsofhaloauto]

lol fell asleep during this...best dream ever

[GLCFuru]

Remember: No Russian

[TheYonkous]

i have a feeling were not doing the whole ultra dislike thing then :(

[palavtalasum]

this is why rpg games should not have regenerating health. Jessy took like a 100 shots in the face

[Scruffy931]

"Я согласен со всем, что заставляет меня избрали" Кандидаты в президенты в двух словах

[odyyseus345]

YEA ITS BUCKSHOT JESSE, NOT FOR LONG RANGE YA FUCKIN RETARD. I still love you tho ;D

[LordSandwich17]

Losers try their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

[Reign415]

@LordSandwich17 you have gained +1 internets your The Rock quote.

[jankins114]

the Russians hate Jesse for rage, Canadians hate Jesse for terraria

[grimwest1222]

The Rock with Nicolas Cage and Shaw Conery!!

[MrShadeDK]

The rock. Good movie.

[ClackingSpoons]

Jesse, Suka means bitch

[deutscherjoel]

"When a bike gets impaled up your butthole, I'm pretty sure you've lost." This needs to be a t-shirt.

[TheYonkous]

@deutscherjoel with a picture of meuwess on it (not sure how to spell his name)

[RedCaboose7]

@deutscherjoel i'd wear that shirt

[scottyd0122]

The Rock... to easy Jesse... to easy...

[Adins93]

A little Russian language lesson:

Suka - Somewhere close to Whore/bitch..... yeah...

[goonnehan]

Мой русский медведь обиделся комментарию о цирке. Сейчас он напился водки и начал танцевать балет под балалайку. Пытаюсь его успокоить. Джеси, не говори так больше, медведи в России такие же люди, как и в США — у них тоже есть чувства.

[25hellsing]

@goonnehan co za asy?

[sjp092]

It amazes me that Jesse manages to miss with a shotgun from like two feet away....