MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 9/10

[cornflakemonkey]

No more schools!

More hockey arenas!

More PACKERS!!!

[felineki]

The background music toward the end of this part was also used in Ren & Stimpy.

[EddieHawkinsII]

Previously owned cheese curds are on sale!

Packers?

[athomicritics]

1:34 what is it with all this drivers in movies with dinamites in their cars

[Yapshire]

Watching this movie is like smelling your own farts. It's weird and disgusting, but there's something enjoyable about it.

[ChaoticYak]

They're really giving in to the mob mentality to stand around and mingle.

[easyeasy506]

Beer Hall Putsch Days? Alan Hale could definitely play Hermann Goring - they were both roughly the size of a zeppelin.

[applebonker141]

Beer Hall Putsch Days? Wow, that is an obscure reference.

[bhandsdes]

@applebonker141

I thought it was a reference to  "The Putch" (Kristallnacht). If so, not that obscure.

[jerrytheham72]

When will these people learn? Never bring up better movies in your shitty ones - it only invites comparisons, and that never ends well. Bruce the Shark must be rolling in his grave...

Also, PACKERS!!

[goshenguy]

"Are we dead, Mike?"

[sleepyhollow783]

5:07 Crow: "US out of North America!!!"

Servo: " ...and Packers!"

[rematche]

wait a minute?! car walkie talkie connects to the sheriff's office phone?!

oh and...packers!!!!

[vlcupper]

Does the PACKERS!!! mob remind anybody else of the Tea Party?

[Unwyze]

Movie formula:

Panicing crowd, phone scene, panicing crowd, phone scene, rolling granny, another phone scene...

[KingSnarf]

You know, the scenes of Alan Hale on the phone never, EVER get old. Bill Rebane is a GENIUS.

[jokamund]

Wow this looks older than jaws

[rettic]

The guy from NASA is referring to the device as a 'gadget'?

[mst3KGf]

As a former resident of Wisconsin, this episode is gold simply because of all the local jokes they do. ("Let's go to Rhinelander and roll on each other."  "Robert McNamara escalates the war on Gleason.")

And even as a Bears fan, all the "PACKERS!!!" jokes are priceless.

[GoddessAlexiel]

"These are just the drunks, they haven't gotten to the wounded yet."

LOL

[AstralPixie]

"Oh he stood up.. he's going to get hazard pay for this"

"When snowmobilers drive cars... you really can't blame the spider for that"

"Let's you and I go and roll on each other"

[DisappointingPorn]

That quick shot of the toothless gentleman at :15 chomping on chicken never fails to fill me with profound sadness and I don't know why...

[trapadoored]

I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but I think I read that Mike and Joel are both from Wisconsin.

[xxzerawriotxx]

Alan Hale,"you ever see that movie Jaws? ...I sure wish I had been in that instead..fucking stupid spiders....

[bLuDcLoT06]

"its's MILLING AROUND DAYS!"

[ubergo]

They're playing "Maniac Pursuit" around 8:30!!!

[SinnFein4ever]

0:46-0:57

You can see the people running in terror outside the window behind him while he chats on the phone.

XD

1:36-0:39

Who were the Baraboo?

And what's with this obsession with the Green Bay Packers?

[Raithious]

Apparently no one really knows what the sheriff's number is because evidently the first thing anyone says when he answers is "IS THIS THE SHERIFF?!"

[freakofevolution]

The 9 people who hated this movie were all bit by the wounded goat after trying to pet it and then they got the disease the wounded goat had. They got violently ill and they died after spenting a week on the crapper shitting their own body weight. On the brighter side, that wounded goat recovered from its wounds and when on to live a normal life and met a female goat and they had little baby goats and they went on to have baby goats of there own. RIP to those 9 people...they will be missed!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

I'm neither a football fan, nor a Packers fan, but I still couldn't help but think of this episode when the Superbowl came around. :)

[Irkedmv]

Well they really took the piss out of Jaws, huh guys?

[trapadoored]

@Irkedmv

almost as bad as that time Star Wars got totally powned by Laserblast! .. All I know is I want a shirt that says "Free Bobby Seale, Free Mumia, FREE BEER!" on it more than I've ever wanted anything else.

[MultiTinybubbles]

9 people might be Pittsburgh Steelers fans

[montyburns9999]

@MultiTinybubbles LOLOL I thought the same thing! PACKERS!!!! WOO!!!!!

[Theburn77]

U.S. out of North America!

[NATater]

Packers! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!

[DarknessbUnnie]

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! WOO! PACKERS!!

[AnonSubHuman]

7 people might be pod persons.

[rudorot65]

aots

[Chadwickzilla]

My son and I were quoting this all day Sunday. PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!! PACKERS!!!

[TheEvaFreak]

i qouted this on the Super Bowl XLV

[Camwi]

It's nice to see all the MST3K/Packers fans out there finding their way to this video to celebrate another SUPER BOWL WIN! WOOOO!

[fraidy2008]

PACKERS AND A NEW KIND OF MEAT!!! WOOHOOOO! PACKERSSSS!! MEATTT!!PACKERSSS!

[packerlandmike]

Still my favorite MST3K episode after all these years...largely because of the Packers comments. I am a huge Green Bay fan...my handle shows that. ;)

[SICK2210]

HOLY SHIT, PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rosalaplayera204]

" You know why were all here "

" Yeah packers, packers, packers, WHOO, packers! "

[sleepyhollow783]

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PACKERS!!!!! WIN SUPER BOWL XLV!!!!!!!!

WWOOOO!!!

I was hoping they would win just cause of this episode of MST3K!!!

[ericfuchs123]

PACKERS!!! WOOO!!



[6890speed]

LOL i came here just to see the packer comments lol GO PACK GO!!!!

[strappy]

PACKERS!!!

[nocturned85]

someone needs to start the Packers stampede like in this movie

[ComradeZaitsev]

I live in Chico, CA, Aaron Rodger's hometown. This is pretty much what it's like downtown right now. Well, minus the spider.

WOO!!! PACKERS!!!!

[iceyblade55]

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! WOOOOO!

[bobbycorwen]

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!

[bravofox16]

woooo i waited all year to play this !!

[tobybirdmann]

I love you guys!

[tptcycler]

I'm so glad I found this video right after the Super Bowl.

[rangel20]

I came here literally after the game to read the comments.

Oh, and PACKERS WON THEIR SUPERBOWL!!!!

[GrigoriPechenka]

PACKERS!!!!

[634devil]

PACKERS, LITERALLY WON DA SUPERBAWL! WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!

[The100Stevieboo]

Packers win

[htomsirveaux42]

WOOO! GO PACKERS!

[DLAbaoaqu]

The Packers Really DID win the Super Bowl!

[SeoulMan]

PACKERS WON SUPER BOWL XLV!

This joke remains relevant this many years later!

[dunkinbean]

PACKERS!!! WOOOO!!!!!

[getabox]

Packers! It's a cheese-fueled mob frenzy! 

[frostedmuffins]

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!

[wesgriff1]

"And somewhere in the world a helicopter exists."

[turb05]

"If you see only 10,000 movies this year, make sure THIS isn't one of them!"

[634devil]

*Car runs wildly off course*

Crow: You REALLY can't blame the spider for that, c'mon!

[The100Stevieboo]

go packers 2011 super bowl

[Wiiguy07]

Screen fades to blank.

Crow: ... Are we dead, Mike?

[watda74]

It's time again, my fellow MSTies everywhere!! February 6 2011, the date with destiny!! PACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!! WHOOO!!! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!

[Gigrantula58]

I fell out of my chair at 0:37. PACKERS!!! PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!

[OmarAlQaseer]

7 people might be Chicago Bears fans

[kyzmet123]

"I called the National Guard...but he wasn't there."

[allielovesyou57]

*Yet another scene of total darkness*

"Are we dead Mike?"

[barbllm]

WHOO PACKERS!1!

[triadianz]

Packers! 0:35

[BlueEyes7452]

Did they bring a dish to pass?

[barbllm]

"And somewhere in the world, a helicopter exists."

[captainhowdy01]

So in Wisconsin some random town sheriff has the authority to call out the National Guard

[babyhorsey6]

7 people don't like the Packers.

[cyberhoodlum]

Are we dead, Mike?

[Tiggeralt]

The reason for all the Packers jokes is that the MST crew are all Vikings fans.

[MegaAstroFan18]

Visuals in a movie? Who needs em!?

[Theburn77]

It's a cheese fueled, mob frenzy!

[Pugiron]

the Marjarine Riot of 1974!

[ChaoticYak]

Uh, Mr. Rebane, you really can't see anything!

Shut up and keep shooting, Mr. NYU Film Pants!

[Azrael666Azazel]

i can't believe they made this movie. i live about half an hour from where this movie took place.

[htomsirveaux42]

Free Bobby Seale! –Free Mumia! –Free beer!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Robert McNamara escalates the war on Gleason.

[scooteratreides]

2:14 Ah, good ol' Bill "Screw Lighting" Rebane!

[DAVIDInitiative]

And somewhere in the world... a helicopter exists.

[guitarhero2211]

i had a hot dog in here once

[PunchSydeiron]

0:33 (Alternate riff) Today, a little league game turned violent when over 150 spectators and a giant spider ran in a stampede onto the baseball field. 8 people were trampled to death.

[lonelysith66]

It's DOCTOR Honey to you!

I picture Dr. Mrs. The Monarch saying that!

LOL XD

[ironychan]

US out of North America!

[joelius1]

Packers!

[ThoughtTraveler]

Sheriff - "I'm going over to Taco Johns till this blows over"

[TitusYorick]

5:52 Couldn't they have just run the thing over with a pick-up truck like in "The Creeping Terror"?

[Corsucation]

"bigfoot in business casual"

[ChaoticYak]

It's DOCTOR Honey to you!

Emergency: I'm winded and very moist.

[Adrialgon]

And somewhere in the world, a helicopter EXISTS.

[Servocaster]

Dr.Vance from NASA was also in the Wild World of Batwoman.

[mo2cros]

Does Jackie mind?

[pytko3]

They should call Superman. He could stop a Giant Spider.

[watda74]

@pytko3

They should have called the MPAA, to stop the MOVIE!!

-HOW SWEET IT IS!!

[pytko3]

"Okay, forget it spider, you win."

[Scorpion14]

Welcome to "Beer Hall Putsch Days"!!

[pretorious700]

"new found gadget"-yeah, they're scientists all right

[DrWhiggs]

The Spiders are in Gleason on a double bill with Flea.

[pretorious700]

@DrWhiggs Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

[Tareltonlives]

VAAAAAAANCE!

[drewcifer721]

If you see only 10,000 movies this year, make sure this isn't one of them!

[OzzyFan87]

"Too late, insurgents overthrew the Baraboo regime."

"Robert MacNamara escalates the war on Gleason."

[JimGrim90]

Hey, what was all that about looking for survivors in a plane crash earlier?

[OzzyFan87]

"Are we dead Mike?"

"And somewhere in the world a helicopter exists."

[thepiespy88]

"Oh he stood up! He must get hazard pay for that!"

[Verto9999]

Anyone make a Packers compilation?

[watda74]

PACKERS!! WHOO!! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!! PACKERS!! WHOO...wh-what...Packers! Packers??

[freakofevolution]

It's meling around days! The Lions Club Medium Rare Chicken Booth...free range and beer fed...basted with sun-brewed mayonnase! PACKER WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!! You discovered a new kind of meat...pork gravy from a can... It's a cheese fuel mob frenzy! When snowmobilers drive cars! Are we dead, Mike? It's Dr. Honey to you! EMERGANCY! I'm winded and I'm very moist! Maybe if I kill myself like Hemingway, people will remember me fondly! Free Bobby Seal...Free Beer! MORE PACKERS!!!!

[ChaoticYak]

Rebane was filming night for night here wasn't he.

Dark? It's not dark, Rebane declares.

Visuals? For a movie? Who needs them?

[piknictable]

"oh he stood up, he must get hazard pay for that" lol

[docthemetalfreak]

They keep sayin Packerz n i keep laffin.

[LadyAnneBoleyn1536]

"He could do a one-man show playing Queen Victoria!"

[maynardmorrissey]

soon Hitler's giant mechanical spiders had pushed past the maginot line.

[makiba427]

PACKERS!

[ThoughtTraveler]

The baby being held by the woman at 0:22 would be 35 by now.

[NUTCASE71733]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[rsilkw2]

U.S. out of North America!

[moewron]

"What? In Gleason?"

Does Jackie mind?

LOL

[doomtigger]

PARKERS YEAH

[ryanspeed]

YEAAAAAAA PACKERS!

[Penguina1587]

PACKERS!!!! PACKERS??? PACKERS!!!!

[tck833]

its the small things.... "its milling around day" why does this stuf crack me up for hours?

[SICK2210]

LETS GO PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GrimmGrave]

3:45 - LMAF!!!! XD

[johnnui]

and somewhere in the world, a helicopter exists.

[ahoneanatwo]

"Lets go have a nice dinner at the Gobbler" - PRICELESS!

[pretorious700]

Very realistic movement from that spider. How could they keep a straight face filming this thing?

[LoneKagome]

"And somewhere in the world, a chopper exists." xD

[TsarIvanIV]

NO MORE SCHOOLS! MORE HOCKEY ARENAS!!

[Tareltonlives]

MORE PACKERS!

[sephiroth21347]

@TsarIvanIV AND MORE PACKERS

[Persphonefallen]

PACKERS! WHOO PACKERS!!

[ChaoticYak]

@Persphonefallen They're toughening GED standards! No fair! Boo! PACKERS!

[shrews12001]

yeah, this mob might tip over a mail box at best

[luvukbye]

if you see only 10,000 movies make sure this isnt one of them

[AL52Dragon]

"Here comes the chopper now. It's a vegetable chooper though."

[scottievand]

"There's baby urp on his sholder!"

[Theburn77]

a cheese fueled mob rampage

[mediageneration65]

What a brilliant plotline forgetting to do a s simple errand

XD

[ChaoticYak]

Are we dead, Mike?

[mslrkn1471]

bigfoot in business casual

LOL

[PirateLordRogan]

Audiences won't soon forget when the thing, we didn't know what it was, was put in the helicopter by the guy we didn't know.

Can we roll the rest of the way to the car?

PACKERS!!! YEAAAAH! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL WOOOOO!!!

[XDMASCHX]

you discovered a new kind of meat

[hatonbackward]

i wonder if these guys ever wrote bill rebane a thank you letter for everything he did for them...

[felson99]

@hatonbackward I read that Mr Rebane was thinking about re re editing this film and was hurt at the treatment MST3K gave his film. How do you make a turd like this and not recognize how bad it was?

[rsilkw2]

Mike: an Mr. Rebane, you really can't see anything we're filming.

Tom: Look shut up and keep filming Mr. NYU film student.

[hatonbackward]

as a Chicago Bears Fan, I must say this is my all time favorite episode of MST3K.

[sr71ablackbird]

ohh, he stood up, he's gotta get hazzard pay for this. I'll drive my lark there. I called the National Guard, but he's not in. So, they're really giving over to mob mentality to stand around and mingle. Free beer ! Bigfoot in business casual.

[gurufabbes]

are we dead mike? 2:12

[ElveeKaye]

1:29 They were too cheap to record their own crash sounds, so they used the standard cartoon fake ones! What a movie. XD

[SeoulMan]

"Free Mumia!"

[Bobzeaux]

Free beer!

[sokarsfleet]

And the Packers Fans Army was defeated at the Battle of mainstreet where they were killled by a giant spider and to this day it is one of the worst military disasters in history.

[mrnaruto123]

I'm surprised they didn't say something about Favre yet.

[SeoulMan]

They did, earlier in the movie.