Little Britain - Carol Beer - Travel Agency - Football Match

[Supersaijanvegito]

Sue can I have NO coffees please

[coolblackrain11]

Das computer das spreck nien. LOL

[Blizzardo1]

Das Computer ges sprach nein!

[daksa2612]

I love this specific british accent, it's not as normal as it sounds, this one is so lovely, haha...

[Arnatuile11]

it's cause the guy was black

[SamYulie95]

My birthday is the 8th july :D

[rach158]

I know Sue!!!!! :)

[rgur90x]

D'you want a Coffaaay? xD

These sketches are pure genius!

[yomama9931]

12 people's computers said no:)

[GERAEffectsTutorials]

xD Das Computer gesprecht nein :DD It is Der Computer sagt nein, but awesome love this episode!! :)

[Prettysureitsdead]

@GERAEffectsTutorials its actually gehgarden ich bin nider computer sprecht nein, if you were to say this fucking computer said no alright

[GERAEffectsTutorials]

@Prettysureitsdead

I am sorry, i dont know what you mean

[desertangel2000]

Love their new comedy on BBC America called Come Fly With Me...priceless british humor.

[mh6761]

@desertangel2000 its hilarious aint it!

[mangoiicecream]

Oh and one more thing...*cough*...Haahaa...!!

[KatherineExe]

Couldja upload more carol beer travel agency videos?

[najoob12]

@2AgentSmith2 dont say hell and yah kuwait is in the middle east go check the map and be useful its a beautiful country ! ;)

[Virespk]

Lol their faces after she puts down the phone

[MCtroester74]

Dodge ram bent axle

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

The laugh track is annoying. It's blocking out the stuff they're saying.

[Cyberbob1987]

Das Computer gesprecht nein... simply hilarious ^^

[91Hish]

Her face at the end is priceless haha :)!!

[AnarchistGoth]

*cough* goodbyeee~

[lilsi93]

google translation ftw lool

[MyBirnchen]

Is that Tom Baker speaking the introduction?

[NobodyTossesADwarf91]

@MyBirnchen yeah, he does all the narrations!

[JLTVstaff]

Is this a deleted scene cause i have never seen it before.

[kalido6669]

one last thing ..... cough classic



[Angerfist2]

''das computer gespracht nein''?

WTF did they use a cheap translator or something lol.

[nunofrg]

das computer gespracht nein lolo

[ohlsbachjean]

"Das Computer gespracht nein."?!? :D :D This is not German :D

But I don't care..i am German and i LOVE "Little Britain"!

[kingbrick9]

Computer says naoooo

[pokexplosion21]

She's always nice to people on the phone, but awful to the ones in person, lol.

[TheYannisch]

Das Computer hat gesprekt nein. xD

In normalem, 'echten Deutsch: ( In actually case of german) : Der Computer hat nein gesagt.

[ZeGoddess]

COMPUTER SAYS NOOOO :(

[NessieVampira]

one last thing ( cough) goodbye.

[MrLW25]

Sue, can I have no coffees please

[KreuzbergKutte]

"Der Computer sagt nein!"

Hilton s not close to the stadium...come stay at my place...that s close!

;-)

[Schlimmerfinger87]

,,Das Computer gespracht nein'', oh come on!!! If it wasn't on purpose you don't know 'sagt'? little britain is the best comedy show anyway.

[rune133]

Sue can I have no Tea's either

[N1nj4Dragon]

COMPUER SAIS NOOOOO

[Celsie85]

XD from 1:55

[checklist1]

I love Carol's wrong german skills :D

[cormack007]

Coffayyyy

[TheZenMaster90]

Das Computer hat gesprecht nein!

Correct German grammar is different! It should be :

Der Computer sagt nein!

[nunofrg]

@TheZenMaster90 yeah

[soundseeker63]

How nice of carol to offer them tea and coffee!

[agyeiboateng]

'sue can i have no coffees'

lol

[FletcherHabit]

'Sue, can I have no coffee's please'

[InhumanGrotesque]

gespragt?

should called gesagt ;D

[BlueEyedMann]

lmao, "das Komputer gespragt nein!"

[modulatus]

=D what does carol say at 1:25?

[clauda100]

she says what BlueEyedman jst said

[janetjackson100]

computer says no bit obvious you wanker

[modulatus]

i asked because it was wrong german.

thats why i asked

if youre only able to answer rude then dont

[poosaypirate]

@modulatus WELL THATS GERMANS: THAT IS A PROPER GERMAN ANSWER

THEY MAKE CAROL B LOOK LOVLY

[lluuttzz]

@modulatus in proper german it would be "Der Computer sagt nein!"

[najoob12]

i wil it u stop calling me naboob ya kiis umich !

[kenjisamuraisamurai]

Where's your sense of humour

[chigurh999]

cool it naBoob.

[nay1978miles]

Hahahahaha.....Kuwait is a hole nanoob. Who would want to live there? Monkeys!!!

[rgur90x]

come on, get some humour!

[2AgentSmith2]

where the hell is kuwait anyway??

[TheNobody89]

goodbye

[Kuziai]

:D:D:D

[politicanGirl77]

i wouldn't =)

she's great :D :D :D

[indie126]

der Computer sagt nein ^^

[IeatGames]

what does she say at 1:24 ?

[kanenkitten]

Das Computer Gersprak Nein

(Computer says no in German)

[Maiga92]

I'm from Germany and actually it's "Der Computer sagt nein" in german ;)

[kanenkitten]

Ah.

[Corzito]

Yea but Carol says Das Computer gespracht nein, lol.

Corzito from Denmark

[thalmanf]

to english folks this might sound german, it isn't. actually, it would be: der Computer sagt nein.

[xxx40x]

To me it sounds a bit Dutch but I agree with Maiga92 and thalmanf.

[SUPERCOOLWILLOW67]

Lol at the end of the video when she's sliding away on the chair.

[admXD]

I would LOVE to know how she gets away with randomly thumping the keyboard and saying "Computer says no..."

Don't the customers ever wanna ask questions? lol.

[DunlopDaytona]

Let me think about that...

Computer says No.

LOL!

[KangTian]

das computer hat gesprecht nein!

XD XD

[xbulpup07x]

8th july my bday

little britain cracks me up

[thelastlover007]

carol gives the best service ever!!!

[Mamin0876]

Usa 1 is better

[0TheUnnamed0]

lol des heist computer SAGT nein net gesprecht oder so^^

[wimpie25]

Who cares.

[brodwayhit]

COMPUTER SAYS NO! LOL

[KantilenG]

das computer gesprecht nein xD

[daavrugbymaster]

hahahahhahahah

[hgh111097]

he's not even typeing on the computer:O

[Moengman01]

das computer hat gesprecht nein!

XD XD

[anaangel92]

lol i just noticed that lol

[xeggof]

absolutely love this ....chris from mauritius

[pppdc55]

"das computer gesprecht nein" xD xD xD ("computer sagt nein" would be right)

[legendinisZ]

so rude :DD

[meatwad512]

computer says noooo

[aluall]

computer says noooo...

[YoshiSeven]

what season is this?

[BigDaveyDB]

I think this was a deleted scene on Series 3 DVD

[1980troll]

3 2006 moron it says world cup

[lsa54]

Sue can i have no coffees please!

HAHA ROFL!!

[irule100]

Computer sagt nein...

[Tommibb]

haahaha im think is this real funny! im gay

[adipuppi]

The jokes are so subtle, that's why they are so funny.

[russelltrigger]

i guess theses a Carol Beer in real life in most business!

[blobman623]

hmm just let me check*typing*...

...computer says no

[lorralph]

great she's awesome...so funny

[11multimedia]

Could you hit rate 5 stars for this?

Let me check from computer....

computer says no..

Oh, one more thing.. *cought*

[teerjee]

Computer sais no......

haha

[theshoesclub]

Computer sais no...

[brettgilcb]

When she says

"Goodbye"

Thats so funny!

[Islandfad]

British humor is so unusually satisfying

[TimCommerford]

Carol's German is so bad, I didn't even understand it at first although it's my mother tongue!

[Bicseko]

it's supposed to be bad....did you hear her spanish when she's the company rep on a sunsearchers vacation is spain? very funny

[ektomorpheus]

das computer gesprecht nein! LOL!!! funny german, but nobody would say that.

[TheRoundCircle]

ah thats a funny one! the best bit being when she rolls away

[apuaine]

"Tietokone sanoo: ei... " She's quite "incomplete", but I love her! :DD

[BcashGetMoney]

lol like the ending 1:56

[Wattywatasaurus]

Sorry, I accidentally hit the vote against it.

[Anfibius123]

computer says noooo

[DevilsProfessional]

das computer gesagt nein xD

[elah888]

der conputer sagt nein heisst es im deutschen

[sanquilo]

You people are SOOOOO stupid. elah is right. U don't belive me? translate the computer says no on google language tools and you'll see.

[noTfAckiNmE]

oh pleeease.

google translator?

its for nerds.

[DevilsProfessional]

i AM german, thats why i think its funny... meine güte man muss doch nicht gleich alles so verdammt ernst nehmen...

[lachukee]

das Computer sprach nein!

[SkullGal1]

computer says no...

[psychoqueen666]

computer sagt nein... hammer geil!!!Ich lach mich jedes mal kaputt!!!!^^

[Tabaki1993]

"Computer says No!"

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

"das computer gesprecht nein"???

not correct german, but funny anyway.

[SoftYellow]

german, wie geil :D

The computer says noooo xD

[colmkenny33]

i now german

i like milk- ich mag milch

i like maths- ich mag matte

snowman- schneman

[friendz14]

in germany no one likes maths:D

just kitting...^^

[rikufan61]

LOL

Das Computer spricht nein

[callmeashley]

I got fired from a book shop from saying " computer says no" to every customer. I just couldn't help myself XD

[Menhiria]

lol, that's hilarious.

[LemiNW]

Did I get Carol wrong or did she say @ 1:23 "Das Computer gespracht nein"? Very funny - because her German is terribly wrong!

Computer says no! --> Computer sagt nein!

[Morelessorother]

Yep.

But I think it's even funnier that Carol's German is awful. It would be interesting to know if it was intentionally wrong.

Lucas and Walliams have some fantastic characters. Carol Beer is one of my faves! I work in a video store and often have to pull myself together not to say "computer says noooo". X-D

[axelXinXflames]

I love this! It's so funny! XD

[bloodymarie17]

This is just so funny!

[Rhovanion85]

computer sez nooo

[thebestflor]

excellet i love this show. I am from Argentina

[manuelcastillosoto]

i love it too im from CHILE

[Menhiria]

and l'm from Isreal. and i adore Carol! one of the best characters of lil' Britain.

[niksonpsi]

do you mean Israel, don't you?

[Menhiria]

yes, of course i mean Israel. not Isreal...

[niksonpsi]

that can lead to misunderstandings... lol