David Letterman Monologue FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[mjbab73]

Carson>Letterman>Parr>Allen>Co­nan>Fergussen>Kimmel>Fallon>ba­g of doo-doo>Leno

[MajorImpact]

Gut busting funny?  Please.

[Metakkrist]

Letterman sucks. Conan and Leno is way better

[bernhardtsen74]

@Metakkrist Leno never asks personal questions as Letterman does!

Conan is way better than Leno but Letterman surpasses both!

[evanstoler]

I detest all the late night show hosts.

[ryspirit]

and craig ferguson is hilarious as well, can think of jokes in many occassions out of nowhere

[djcarpentier]

first youtube video i've watched with no suggestions on the side. weird

[MusicEqualsMemories]

Top Ten List of Late Night Host: #1 Johnny Carson, #2 Steve Allen, #3 Jack Parr, #4 -#10 Today's losers Letterman, Leno, Fallon, Lopez, Conan and Kimmel.

[carsuck7]

he so funny he still thinks osama bin ladens alive

[omonianicosia]

not funy



[inrwizards]

its hard to translate jokes. plus a lot of it is funny because the way dave delivers it. plus i dont know if some1 from spain will get all the references to american culture like regis

[columbuscollective]

Fallon should be taking notes.

[merton8181]

Goddam that guy in the background is annoying

[yanksta999]

I'm so high I watched the entire commercial at the end, and it actually did "blow my mind"

[Caxsy]

89 and insufferable, like Regis

XD haha

[italkart24racer]

I didn't laugh once while watching this. Leno is definitely funnier on the monologues (although they aren't the same as they used to be :/ ) but I will admit that Letterman is better at interviews. And all of you teenage humanoid Conan groupies don't have any sense of humor what so ever.

[lifehouse57]

wait a minute... i'm sorry... that-that's Pam seriously funniest guy ever to grace the screen

[ciao614]

Letterman IS the MOST funniest! Come on! You have to admit it!

[inrwizards]

@ciao614 and you are the "bestest" at grammar\

but yes letterman rules late night

[37gunner41]

No, actually Conan blows doors on Tyra and Dave is actually better than Tyra, it's just that I can't stand Letterman and I wanted to put him below Tyra (she bugs the crap out of me too) since this post was about Letterman and how much I despise him...I've already given him too much thought...

[37gunner41]

Ranking from best to worse:

#1 Fallon

#2 Leno

#3 Handley

#4 Oprah

#5 Tyra

#6 Conan

#7 News Anchors across America

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#387 Letterman - In other words...dave sucks!

[HecklerBoy7]

@37gunner41 You seriously think Tyra is better than Conan? Wow you are stupid.

[mjbab73]

@37gunner41 You must be incredibly dull. 

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

@37gunner41 This is the stupidest post I've ever read on youtube. And there's have been some dumb-ass posts on youtube.

[xxx2night]

David Letterman Monologue FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[45crispy]

YEah this isnt funny..

[endorphinz]

So far I haven't laughed out loud even once, and I'm a HUGE Letterman fan.

[Freedomfighter1605]

"wanna stop for a beer" :D

[Phillyblonds]

nice 15 min commercial ASSHOLE

tell kids they can have as much money they like by clicking on the net

well done sir

[Fragglezed]

Wow, Americans are easy to entertain

[solidysnake1]

dave has the best joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDuster88]

your wrong jay wrote all his own stuff when the writers went on strike

[pennywisem22]

Leno is not naturally funny. He depends on great writing. Conan, and Letterman are the only late night guys who can free-ball a whole show with out writers.

[Samua]

what about ferguson...plus the new guy lopez

[pennywisem22]

Ferguson can do without writing... In fact it seems like he does the whole show without writers. Thats great to a certain degree. Sometimes I find myself asking "man, this guy needs some writers". Beause of that, Fergusons show drags much too long. I'll give him this though, he is funny. Lopez I really don't care for... Mark my words, he won't last till the end of the year! He uses the same jokes he's used from his stand-up days from years ago. It's really old, and he only appeals to hispanics.

[Samua]

i disagree on ferguson...he should go on without writers...thats hes so funny for me...hes so awkward sometimes...agree with lopez but dont thinks hes gonna be gone by the end of the year..not with 39 million latinos watching.. :d...but that is true though....some of the jokes are from standup...like that show Why u crying...i heard him throw some of those jokes in there...

[YashRamisetty]

@pennywisem22 dont forget craig ferguson.

[bloddyslayer]

@pennywisem22 Also craig ferguson.......

[exbronco1980]

@pennywisem22 i like that screen name.

[pennywisem22]

@exbronco1980 Thank you :)!

[Matika]

@pennywisem22 what about craig? half his monologue is pure improvisation!

[pennywisem22]

@Matika Dude, you're so right! Lately I've been staying up longer and catching his show... my only problem with Craig is that it almost seems as if his whole show has no writing. Sometimes he gets caught with awkward silences that hinder his show. A little writing always helps.

[goatkiller68]

@pennywisem22 Thats why Craig's show is good. hes a comedian too if you didnt know

[1844Freddy]

@pennywisem22 craig ferguson does that too

[inrwizards]

@pennywisem22 dont forget craig ferguson

[RegisPhilbinFan]

@pennywisem22 what the hell, i think you're forgetting about craig ferguson.

[ctycolour]

damn, i dont know whos audience is older, lettermans or lenos. The jokes arnt that funny.

[psychoticjackass]

1 star for the ad

[derrikdavid]

Yay, commercials!

[illa2015]

letterman always feels so scripted and rehearsed to me, ferguson is definitly the king of late night

[LegendaryxEyes]

hes stiff

[PlantersVoid]

That was insane funny. The Scarlett Johansen joke totally caught me off-guard.

[Matika]

off guard? i saw that shit comming like 20 miles away!

[shawntavenier]

You're all nuts. Letterman is still great. Fallon and Leno could never touch him. Conan is the only one who could ever give him a run for his money.

[mjbab73]

@shawntavenier Amen!!!

[dgate007]

@shawntavenier :Letterman is the horses ass. The only bigger asshole than David is Bill Mahr....oh wait...that's your best friend...maybe you are the biggest asshole on Planet E

[shawntavenier]

@dgate007 Bill Mahr is my best friend? You drop the name of someone I never mention in my original post in order to call me an asshole?! That really makes no sense dgate007, but keep up the good work I suppose... Nothing says 'horse's ass' quite like a person who delivers irrational personal attacks towards someone they don't know on youtube just for stating their opinion.

[420passleft]

@shawntavenier conan sucks but letterman is great so is leno but letterman is better

[kakaownz]

@shawntavenier

STEWART!!!!!!!!!!

but i agree letterman is greaaatt even this old!

[mlbwwetropicthunder]

@shawntavenier very true

[Suel14]

@shawntavenier u forgot about Jimmy Kimmel i prefer him

[AFletch01]

@shawntavenier Conan? What are you, five?

[bfinn72591]

@999ballzout what makes you say he's an ass?

[nyvbyay]

june 11 12 13 2008 W.T.F?!

[drummernezzy]

Letterman stopped being funny as soon as he moved to CBS

[japujuju]

his interviews are funny, this is not for some reason D:

[3pac2pac]

i have never found him funny. i like conna alot better

[eclipse10101]

agreed

[surfmcgoogler]

Wow that was funny and I almost had my mind blown at the end....but I turned it off just in time.

[Icemangqx]

Wow that instant cash ad was the biggest scam I've seen yet. It tells you absolutely nothing in what he's trying to sell you. You might want to send him a royalty check to Letterman.

[tu11]

wow...89? They call that hot?

[WebSoldier]

In New York and Canada, yes, that is hot. Would you like to come here during our winters?

[eaglesviper90]

89 in Canada is not hot at all. Does everyone think it just ALWAYS snows here?

[LiberiFatali37]

Its an unusual temperature for June in New York City. In the West Coast you can get used to it, but after spending a lot of time in New York, it feels more like 100.

[supercube86]

scam ad no thanks. what were u thinking.

[nattimac36]

whats up with the ad? wtf?

[laith19862002]

oops someone got busted and I think he should be in jail.

[bizarro20daves]

jail for what?

[Sandydahling]

Asshat, why use Letterman as a lead-in to your pathetic ads?

[PowerfulDragon]

if you aren't joking, don't breed.

[michel19612009]

twin air bags? OMG

[cerca87]

lol what a badly designed advertisement

[richie8811]

: )

[bilboismyfriend]

This man is far from funny what so ever.

Fucking republicans.....

[Darthcombo]

wow that sucked bad

[coconut4g]

HATER

[floggingmollyfan34]

lmfao bin laden

[sebas766]

hey does anybody care giving me the text of this monologue?? im from spain and ther r lots of things I dont understand ITS IMPORTANT thanks alguien me puede poner por escrito este monologo?? soy español y hay cosas que no entiendo es importante gracias

[ChiaJosie]

Ya intiende mas Ingles? Estoy aprendiendo espanol y mucho veces no captan el humor tampoco. Pero poco a poco que no?

[d0nteatvids]

funny stuff :D

[mnoe817]

Is there a way to block content from someone?

I would use that option on this guy if I knew how to do it.

[jtflush]

Letterman hasn't been funny for 15 years. That's why Leno beat him in the ratings every week.

[mnoe817]

I wasn't objecting to Letterman, but to this guy using Letterman for his own advertising.

I would rather not be suckered into watching anything else he posts.

[showoffverrado]

keep your crap off you scam artist

[Tommyskilfigure]

fuck off with your advertising you stain

[SilenceOfTheChicken]

Is that what the average American advertisement is like?

[CamiloSanchez1979]

is that ad part of the tv show? because if youa re using letterman for your own advertising thats fucking low

[voidenter]

hahahaha  when the knicks won!

[aworldofviolets]

besides the scarlett joke, my grandmother's death was more funny.

[williameatloxton]

this was as expected.... but that corny add at the end was lol....

[jerkwallace]

Ad at the end is the best part.

[djmarkcotter]

boo @ the commercial at the end

[nickster699]

Leno is funnier to dumb people and letterman to others...

[newman20072008]

WTF is that add @ the end???????????????

[0rip0]

The trailer park trash loser who posted this video only did it to con you into hearing about his phoney pyramid scheme and take your money.

[oywidapoodles]

89 isn't hot!

[incrowdcynic]

omg. I'm in San Antonio, TX. 89 would be wonderful right now. You don't know insufferable.

[acdcballer]

89 can be hot with high level of humidity

[bigugly66]

89 is hell when u live in michigan

[sidiqmk]

it doesn't matter what you cocks say.. letterman's presence is enough to make you laugh.. this guy just oozes the funny..

[BeccaBoo0526]

i watch him every night, and i have seen much funnier monologues then this one.

[zeto34]

89? pussy.

[incrowdcynic]

lol

[bigugly66]

it was 65 today in michigan. to hot

[nigel106]

Could do without the ad at the end of the clip - thanks!

[Bunnie1888]

so when does it get funny?

[DosntMatter666]

That was not funny. He made a bad joke and everyone claps? These people are crack heads.