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  • thumbs up, if Colbert made you come here!

  • I believe that children are our future~

  • @sinclair1999007 FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

  • FIRST ONE TO COME FROM COLBERT REPORT Lol

  • @danielle561000 and @Steveman27

    for ur information, youtube is not a place for u to chit chat all the way, come on, others want to read comment from others, not from only you two!!!

  • this is very sad.. such an atrocious thing should not be happening. this was very wrong... the idea that some individuals actually find this funny, is sad, because it's not funny. if it wouldn't be funny to taze a woman or a dog or a cat or a cow, then it shouldn't be funny for a guy to get tazed either. and mens' well-being and happiness and sex lives are just as important and valuable as womens', in case you didn't know...

  • *cringes* ooowwww!

  • what an idiot... darwin award winner?

  • This is why there should be an application process for breeding. can you imagine the dumbass kids this thing would produce?? people fucking amaze me.

  • he... had. the balls to do that.

  • @xLinkedxByxLifex keyword: had

  • Retard yanks, the whole lot of them asked to see his penis. I know alot of you lot are gay but jeez.

  • stupidity

  • How many times were you dropped to want to do that to yourself?

  • hahahaha jason and randy my bro made him do this hahaahah it was funny i was laghuing my but off there my bro is the 1 in red jacked lol

  • @danielle561000 what do you mean you made him do it? he shouldn't have done that in the first place. that shouldn't have happened in the first place. if this kind of stuff is going to happen among guys, then i want to see it happen among women as well for things to be more fair and equal. you shouldn't at least first made sure the damage would not be permenant, but only temporary and secondly, you should've at least brided him with a woman to make out with as soon as he's able to later on.

  • @danielle561000 no one should have to do something as bad as that to themselves, they should have a choice and shouldn't choose to do it unless they know they'll be 100% OK later on. and no, they shouldn't have to be bribed with foreplay and sex with members of the opposite sex to do that since foreplay and sex with members of the opposite sex is a necessity to enjoy life and want to live, they should already get to do that whether they agree to do something as bad as tasing themselves or not.

  • smart move

  • There is a simple question to this that I just have to ask.....

    WHY???

  • some ones not haveing kids

  • we can only hope that he is now sterile. :-)

    if not, you should really try it again.

  • lol, jason said he put this up but i didnt believe him. i cant believe that he really is stupid enough to do that tho...

  • Fucking infidels

  • stun gun not a tazer

  • Tazer,not a gun. Or maybe a stunner?

  • Cant fix stupid. This guy is such a dumbass

  • RETARD!!!

  • omfg

  • lol

  • wat a dumbass!!! great he just ruined his chance 2 make kids now!!

  • Let's hope so. Stupidity is like a disease.

  • dumb ass

  • fucking retards

  • lol

    no kids for him

  • Thus the Darwinian theory of "survival of the fittest" stands true. This man should not reproduce...

    Let's only hope he did enough damage to ensure that.

  • O_o

    these are the kinds of kids you stay away from

    stupid, gay, and group influenced people.

  • group psychology is something great.

  • I can see that the stuff in "Death Race" will come true :P

  • this guy has got to be the dumbest asshole on the face of the earth....lmao!

  • Fucking idiot lol

  • Good thing he'll never reproduce now.

  • haha thats funny xDD

    5 * ^^

  • that is the most stupidist thing i ever haerd of

  • 5* 4 this idiot -.-

  • The future of the USofA is in safe hands...

  • they look like people in england lol

  • chavs by any other name would act as dumb...

  • nice one dumb ass

  • deserved that...

  • he must be thier bitch

    cuz no one i dont think ever tazer thier balls themself

  • hahahaha: "is he really gonna get 20 bucks?"

    "NO! Of course not! Did you really think he was getting 20 bucks?"

  • Where is this Saints Row, retrd

  • Sometimes I hate being white...

  • Well if it means he cannot breed then that is a plus.

  • if your stupid enough to taser your balls, if they no longer work. Thats straight up survival of the fittest, your just not smart enough to make it in life.

  • Lol.

  • lol scumgrizzly

  • Those guys were all dumbasses...the cameraman was the smartest guy there, not getting in the car at the end

  • the new definition of shrinkage.

  • wow wut a fuckin retard

  • i hope your impotent now you retarded faggot

  • OUCH!What a nob

  • what an idiot

  • i bet he probe pissed his pants

  • or shit them.

  • its called a stun gun not a taser tasers are way more powerful

  • Now that is what I call male birth control...

  • Total asshole.

  • Before this incident his head was tasered many times. He doesn't remember...

  • surpirsed he didn't piss himself

  • Hot...

  • It raises the sperm count dramatically under a second.

  • does that mean he gets more lol?

  • Yes. Once the testicles are being electrocuted, it increases its functioning speed by 73% (if I remember correctly, the percentage is for whole body), high risk of heart attack, faster breathing rate, higher blood pressure, and of course, the sperm count.

  • Fucking stupid, these things are not toys. Men have DIED from being tasered. I hope Taser parties and this kind of foolish behavious isnt imported on mass to this country.. We have enough problems because rap and gang culture imports

  • It's evolution baby!!!!

  • Is this the same teenager that shot bottle rockets out his ass?

  • Ryan Dunn wannabe

  • idiots

  • hi i'm johnny knoxville welcome to ASSHOLE!!!

  • stupid rednecks....

  • That is the most stupid thing I ever saw.

    Maybe it is better this way, his kids would be idiots too I guess. What a no-brainer. :(

  • he's so faking it!!!

  • well there gose his children

  • i wonder how his children will come out, deformed or retarded.

  • or with a tick

  • Stupid white kids, get a life and move outta the fuckin' 'burbs.

  • just anothe day in Jersey right?

  • the thing that makes this rly funny is that ur never having kids.....ever

  • Its funny how he just staggers into the car.

  • I am writing this sentence on the translation site because I cannot speak English.

    I'm sorry when there is a respect not read easily.

    Then, the testicle learnt a very weak thing and testicle became no sperms for the current though I was in the school to acquire clinical engineer's national qualification before.

    I cannot laugh at this animation. There is no morality.

  • It's like committing suicide I bet

  • u guys are the biggest dumbasses ive ever seen was it a bet or something

  • dumbass redneck

  • atleast he got the balls to do it

  • hahahahah not anymore navykid

  • dumbass!!! you taserd your balls how dumb are you

  • Hes has some balls.

    (Or used to)

  • American Idiot >.>

    No kids for you...

  • Ehhhh yea no more kids for u any thing that hurts and involves ur balls is not a good idea.

  • r u fuckin retarted?

  • wauw.. You need to bee brave to do something like that.. O.O and I'm just a girl xD

  • another example of the pure idiocy in america

  • He's not gonna have any kids!!!

  • Thats a good thing if his children would be as stupid as him.

  • ouch that took balls....too bad he cant do that again. haha

  • wat a fag

  • Now imagine tazing someone's balls when they are asleep! That would make an awesome prank!

  • its been done man and it was funny as hell

  • is that eli manning? lol

  • then he jacked into his mouth

  • Hillarious.

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaaa

  • stupid horny teenagers...

  • it's just as well he doesnt have ne sperm after this. he shouldnt be allowed to reproduce.

  • Haha Peeeerr pressure. Haha dumb kid. I'd be like YOU tazer your balls

  • Just Dumb.

  • Bye bye sperm

  • Male contraceptive?

  • when you use a stun gun it doesn't make the arcing sound he never even tazed himself. my dads got one thats 1.5mill volts

  • peer pressure is a bitch

  • dumb ass

  • Yeah thats a stun gun, tasers throw something that latches to you.

    Lol this made me want to play Hitman again and go tase everyone.

  • why do that??? why?!?!?!?!

  • So a tazer makes you body numb and you cant move huh.

    I think thats what they mean by a limp noodle.

  • Dude, buddy guy kicked him and other buddy guy tried to zap him again after the guy already did it to himself. That's harsh. They should respect him for having done that. Guy's got balls for doing that to himself, or "had" balls anyways. hahaha...

  • theyre just playin

  • Genius.

  • prolly for the best he cant reproduce

  • Oh ok who cares what a tard!! That's hillarious. Did he think it would be a pleasant experience or something?

  • That is a stun gin not a taser idiots

  • "stun gin"

    riiight...

  • Bet he's sterile now.

  • i dont think our friend jason has balls!!!!

  • Probably best if he can't have kids anyway..

  • is that george w bush????

  • He was faking it, Americans don't have balls.

  • why do everypeople speek shit about how do you say..... americas

    they not bad

    me fucking one just for the heck of this

    likes the shizer on top of spaghetti

  • i'm sorry, was that in english?

  • The only reason people bash americans is because they, themselves, have small dicks, are muslems or just naive vegetarian left-wingers with no clue as to how the world works.

    We danish (with the exception of afore mentioned morons :) love the americans.

    /Tim

  • Danish do not love the americans. You are a small dicked idiot with a STUPID theory. none of that above was true, i was just ripping on americans because it's easy and fun. i like america and americans are all right.

    i thought i would add in What has Denmark given the world?

  • "Danish do not love the americans."

    Sure we do :-)

    "You are a small dicked idiot with a STUPID theory."

    ... yeah, yeah, yeah, and you are a teenie who should be in bed, so?

    " none of that above was true, i was just ripping on americans because it's easy and fun. i like america and americans are all right."

    You shouldn't be talking about peoples language skills though, hahahaha, omg you moron :-)

  • :s i didn't understand that last part, how was i talking about peoples language skills? I'm not really a "teenie" and why would I be in bed ?

  • So you already forgot what you yourself wrote? :

    "i'm sorry, was that in english? "

    1)

    Either you don't understand your own keyboard or....

    ... and, of course what I mean is this: It is always smart to get your own spelling right when your telling other people how they suck at spelling... just a good advice.

    2)

    I just figured you were a teenie because of your low standard. Sorry if I was wrong.

    Tim

  • Oh i forgot about that comment. well yeah i am teen but im not "teenie".

  • whos gonna take the wires out :)

  • next thing you know... Jason became Jasmine!!

    :P

  • and just think, someday that kid may run for president

  • tasering your balls hurting...who knew o_O;

  • OMG MAN WHAT A NOOB XD AWESOME

  • does it work better than viagra....lol

  • dumbass castrated himself

  • SHIT THE GUY BLEW UP HIS OWN BALLS

  • that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen

  • LMAO!!! Dumbasses. But hey, where would YouTube be without videos like this? :-D

  • lol he zapped away the meaning of wanking lol

  • dumb cunts

  • fuckin idiot

  • that's hurt, my god how's ur thing? does it still working alright?

  • *zap*

    Ow, my sperm!

    *zap*

    Hmm, didn't hurt that time.

  • ha ha fry reference

  • not a good idea this dude puled down to boxers and he shocked but the pulse went to his arms and he couldnt let go...

  • "Is he gonna get $20.00?"

    "No, of course not! Did you really think he WAS gonna get $20.00?"

    XDD

  • no kids for u

  • lol  new birth control

  • candidate for the darwin awards LMAO he sterilized himself

  • interesant experiment) lol)) the guy will go a long way))

  • ......... im sick of all that no wonder america is a retard and lose wars... ok you Europeans how the hell did we kick your ass in the revolutionary war then and we had to save your ass in WW 2

  • fucking learn some punctuation bitch

  • learn to spell idiot

  • lol yeah in ww2 we wanted you to attack the enemy not us.....all you americans do in war is friendly fire especially when your supose to be helping the brits

  • america is so high and mighty they spend millions on their military then put idiots at the controls of them resulting on blue on blue

  • no kids for him.

  • "do it dude" stupid fucks who the hell tasers his own balls

  • This is america ,now i understand why they always lost their wars ...