Alonzo Bodden

[Peztrumentals]

Bill Cosby

[TheloniousKeys781]

Talk show hosts can never find comedians like Bodden anymore. He never got too far success-wise but he's still up there with the best.

[PistoleroGordito]

viagra for women: a 1 ft solid gold, diamond studded penis that ejaculates cash....

[votumseparatum1]

@PistoleroGordito Damn. I'd like to see that type of gold digger.

[MirkotheGreat]

Good Stuff!!

[Illumirage]

That was pretty good.

[alilrayne]

Don't no him, but that was really good ....

[ax3b]

I love Bodden. A few years ago I was searching for videos of him and there were only a few clips of his standup including this Tonight Show clip. I am so pleased now to see new clips of him and also some old stuff.

[iadf]

lol

[charleejay]

As comedians go I love Alonzo Bodden. What a rare breed...hilarious with zero profanity.

[4EvaNdaGame]

Lmao...

[Matthewgreen7779311]

pretty funny.

[louishenna]

They have viagara for women, its called Cash

[scott777u]

First heard him on "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" where he is sometimes a panelist. Gotta be smart to be on NPR, but this guy had me in stiches (riffin' on Anthony Weiner) listening to the podcast on the subway. My smile muscles still hurt!

[superkirbymario50]

seriously my name is alonzo 

[tgd10]

Hahahahahah!!! My new favorite comedian!!!!!!

[tcarter40]

Good job alonzo, i remember when it aired.

[whoiscarlito]

Okay, now THIS cat is hilarious. And I don't every comedian that I see a lotta props either.

[planenut49]

Worked at WORLD AIRWAYS; with him...trust me he tells the truth...KUDOS ALONZO!!!

[planenut49]

Worked at WORLD AIRWAYS; with him...trust me he tells the truth...KUDOS ALONZO!!! planenut4ever@yahoo.com, ..Got my A&P and IA.....own Business...910-624-6155

[jball2kthegamer1]

haha I just watched this dude on Show time just now dude was funny as hell I was rolling had to check em out on youtube lol!!

[heatsk7]

@jball2kthegamer1 yeah saw him on showtime too lol really funny haha

[dreamdenise]

He is very funny. I do hope Hollywood would prove him wrong and show that he does fit their idea of a leading comedian - FUNNY!!

[AnbuBlack0opShinobi]

Just watched his new stand up it was so funny he was like...."Global Warming ok I get it but how are you going to tell me how hot its going to be in 50 years but you cant tell me if its going to rain on thursday? can't even explain the diffrence between partly cloudy and partly sunny" hahahaha

[aspenaspen]

"cuz we need em for breeding" I rofl'd my ass off and I'm white. This guy is great!

[AndreSiraSebastian]

This guy is Exteemely good. Good jokes, and most importantley GOOD delievery, kinda reminds me of a kinder George Carlin

[valin771]

The 6 dislikes are white people!

[franciso7]

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!!!!

[alaina66]

@franciso7 This is only the SECOND time I've heard him, and I laughed my ass off! He made me laugh so much, that I was willing to TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!!!!

[dysenterygary69]

The first Last Comic Standing season I watched, he was in.  He tore it up and although he didnt win, everyone knew he deserved it. Alonzo, youz a balla and one of the dopest comics

[superkirbymario50]

thats my name Alonzo

[ichigo7223]

hahahaha bennykoy knows how to be a mean soab

[gsageorge2008]

we're going to see him tonight in Schaumburg @ Improv Comedy Club

[TheVlupik]

en ik heet; HARRY BODDEN...from HOLLAND..?

[adrian97c]

Female friends are about as useless as having $19 in the bank acct and staring at an ATM machine! Lol

[pinglauwa]

"We need them for breeding" LOL

[HugoIStayHere]

i like him. he's funny

[bennykoy]

Yeah, it was so funny when he said he loved white women so he couldn't very well hate white men. "we need y'all for breedin'" Which says that he DOES hate white men. No, he's not a racist asshole at all. Give me a fucking break, "brah". I have big feet. Size 14. I have a huge penis. I am so great because I'm black. ha ha ha, shooooooo.....know what um sayin' Uh, Uh, yeah, what what? dat's right. Bitches an' hoes, we's the best dancers, but errrbody be the same intelligence 'n' shit.

[HomelessKangaroo]

@bennykoy It's just jokes man and believe it or not comedians have their own styles of comedy that may or may not be influenced by their culture/ethnicity. But yeah, there is a double standard where black people can get away with things white people can't.

[CMstyler]

@bennykoy

fuck you, idiot. need a tissue?

[scarb0r0]

@bennykoy you're a racist prick

[ktc311]

not funny

[bennykoy]

@ktc311 awwww, dat's racist.

[TheInternSarah]

Alonzo Bodden will be on The Bob Rivers Show today, June 10, at 8:10 AM Pacific Time! Tune into KZOK 102.5 FM or stream audio and video at bobrivers[dot]com

[TheInternSarah]

@TheInternSarah He will be back today, June 11, at 8:15 AM to talk about his date with Playboy Playmate Pilar Lastra.

[VegasGuy89183]

Went to see him 05-14-2010 at South Point in Vegas. Most of his act consists of making excuses for Obama, and any white person who does not support Obama is a racist. He used to be funny. Now is is just an angry black man. It is sad.

[mysterchr]

OMG I love this dude.

[bennykoy]

@mysterchr OMG, you're an idiot.

[mysterchr]

@bennykoy OMG you suck dick like a little bitch! listen up you little homo go try to suck some other dudes dick and get off mine.

[dstebbin]

LENO ROOOOOOOOCKS!

[bersaba]

I wish I watched this about 10yrs ago. When I was doing my nursing degree I had a lot of female friends, and it would have been awesome to have his 'rule' in play.

[dannyboy785]

certain things he said reminded me of cosby. the bed, bath * beyond part sounds like something cosby would talk about

[bennykoy]

@dannyboy785 me too, if Bill Cosby wasn't funny.

[dannyboy785]

@bennykoy lol wow. clever

[NYredwhiteandblue]

He was good...hahah

[welstijlfilms]

big talent

[intromus]

Oh My GOD!!! He is fucking funny!. I laughed my ass off.He's got it man,he knows funny .Right fucking on!!!!

[incrowdcynic]

Where is Alonzo Boden these days?

[jetplane2006]

"Kill whitey!" huh?

[MrMetalrules]

i believe he said breeding.

[gambitmkd]

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[anpacini]

breeding.....

[markmarsh147]

yknow what, put some darn commas and periods in your pooping sentence, you carrot nose. I can't gosh darn understand a single word in your sentence

[xav5005]

carrot nose? fuck yo hoe ass, bitch you can suck my sweet hair balls wit yo fagget ass. Bitch

[markmarsh147]

ur words say no no, but your commas and periods say yes yes.

[m4dm3th0d]

"One of them's gotta take one for the team!!"

XD

[boooiii]

Haha! I'm in the same situation when it comes to women. I thought I was the only one, and he's right about the rule

[dockdrop2]

not funny horrible delivery

[whaledog77]

So dockdrop2 when are you going to be on TV.

Oh thats right, you will not be on TV because you do not have any talent.

[dockdrop2]

holy shit you owned me

my dreams are crushed

fuck off pedophile

[whaledog77]

Well thank you very much, now after you finish jacking off go kill yourself.

[pegzi02]

that was piss funny.

dockdrop your a spastic.

[dockdrop2]

because since the begining of time niggers have always been entertainment for the white man and it will always be that way. "beaners" do the more labor intensive shit its called doing what you gotta do mofuckah

[whaledog77]

Hey dickhead, I notice you still did not address the fact that wetbacks have no talent. Oh, by the way, beaners or wetbacks do the more labor intensive shit because they cant do anything else. Oh, yeah dickhead one more thing if was not for Black people in America you and rest of your fuckin people would not even have the right vote in America, dumbass!

[whaledog77]

Now that pretty funny coming from a bean eating cock sucking wetback, you no talent motherfucker Mexican trying to act white, you fuckin cocksucker wetback.

[dockdrop2]

whoa somebody is a little cranky today.

did you not have your watermelon?

you know arizona drink co makes watermelon

flavor? only 99cents im sure you can use EBT

[whaledog77]

Hey dock or Hector, talk about cranky is that what your mama said when she woke you up this morning, Get up and help your 9 other brothers and sisters, Oh yeah and your drunk papa. How did it feel when your mama first cross the border and immediately started dropping babies? How many Mexicans does it take to play football? (none) wetbacks dont have any talent.

[whaledog77]

Hey dock or Hector, Why are Mexicans so short?

When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."

[dockdrop2]

lol yeah its pretty funny some of them are short.

but some of us are tall like niggers im 6foot3

[whaledog77]

Hey dock or hector, the only thing I notice you did not said was wetbacks (like you) dont have talent. Except when your mama opens her legs and drops out baby another wetback.

[whaledog77]

Hey hector or whatever you wetbacks are calling yourselves these days. You got way more wetbacks in southern Cal than you do Blacks, so were are all wetbacks playing college football or Pro football? And we even talk about Basketball because you cocksuckers really have no talent there.

[whaledog77]

Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?

Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

[whaledog77]

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of shit...?

the bucket

[pesser]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[tdskate]

He's kind of a mix of Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Cosby.

[MattieSongbird]

HAHA!!!! Take one for the team!

[JKasiah]

Damn straight! Take 1 for the team! LOL

[bim2x4]

God this guy is hilarious LOL!

[oohvahvu]

Just recently saw Alonzo at the Kilkenny CatLaughs Festival. Audiences loved him. He's an outstanding comedian. If he comes back to Ireland next year go see him.

[mwakalasi]

first time to watch him..but i think is better than a lot of comedians out there..he don't use energy..that is what am talkin about

[Benji9999999999999]

I got this guy on a podcast. Funny as hell. He was doing this whole rant on going camping.

[JazzMan5000]

who is the guy next to Leno?

[bb3ca201]

Tom Arnold

[weezyfnbaby6]

this guy is insanley funny and i never even heard of him, he needs to be recognized more. he is a great comic.

[Cbizzl]

he has a show on speed channel...

[weezyfnbaby6]

oh aight then thanx

[slimmsayton]

@weezyfnbaby6 He was the Last Comic Standing from the third season.

[qtchar249]

lol he kinda reminds me of Bill Cosby

[aeronwyfay]

lol sexism...'tis quite funny in a way that isn't.

[davykrump29]

He sounds a little like Samuel L.

[ginoscl]

take one for the team~!!

[Benji9999999999999]

An excellent idea.

[thebeatlesaregods]

Take one for the team

[guruatyou]

"and them some"

[aphexaic3213]

i liked him in lcs but havent seen him do anything since though i knew he had. he killed here though, really clever dude.

[KozFromBeanTwn]

He is one of the best unappreciated comics.

I can't wait until he stars in his own big budget movie.

[wellness1125r]

women, the the best looking one, needs to just take one for the team, suck it up damit! lol

[valin771]

this guy is a legend

[valin771]

show a brother some love

[Diekssus]

yeah, i got clean, and started doin standup comedy, why? , seemed like a good idea at the time :S

[JigsawMaster]

really funny guy, obviously a close second to john heffron.

[mico2020]

better than him .. he should have won it!

[JohnnyFearsome]

he did, in season 3.

[mico2020]

we need them for breeding lol

[Th3Ch3m157]

hahah no shit deffinitly true for the last bit! if they cant get em laid, one of them is going to take one for the team! hahhaha

[takingitpersonally]

why do white folks always want to compare one black comic to another one? just some random black comic? completely different styles.

[Diekssus]

lol then you've been living under a rock for the last couple of years

[4star04life]

haha breeding that was great

[Rubienat0r]

I like the guy :-)

[Diekssus]

sad you can't buy his cd's over here :(

[FrancescaEleonora]

"cleavage is like currency" NOW i feel special lol

[CrimsonNight]

I love Alonzo! My dad and him grew up together so it is really to see him as part of the family.........and I am serious!!!!!

[Diekssus]

if you are serious, you're insane :D

[TygarJ]

actually i saw him live several times and requested certain skits and he said he prefers to keep material fresh

[Defluxinator]

shithead! he used the same lines over!

[kevbo9988]

so? whats wrong with that? you cant expect him to come up with new material every single time he gets on stage. its like a music band. they reuse the same songs every show with a few changes. its the same with comedians.

[CancunAmerican]

It's no different than when U go see a national band and they play their songs/ hits. Do you think a TOUR is to play differnet songs everyday. And what's with calling him a shithead... grow up! U kiss your grandmother with that mouth? U suck yo' daddy's d*ck with that mouth?!

Sorry, I had to go there... the joke was too good to pass up. Nothing personal. :-)

[mommasigma]

TOO HILARIOUS B'HAM WANTS YOU TO COME

[sacdevo79]

FUCKIN FUNNY AS FUCK

[TygarJ]

cool guy too! loves his fans too!!

[TreMc]

I just saw him at Bananas Comedy Club in Poughkeepsie, NY. He was very impressive.

[CozmikMonkey]

I just saw a video on Alonzo, I love is 19 dollars joke, not many would get it he has some smart stuff in there!

[weonk]

I thought it was funny too... and he is a really good comedian. "not many would get it" but his material isn't too deep or complecated. It's pretty mainstream.

[brucebud]

Very, very smart! He was my pick to win LCS 2. Very good material and delivery, and an excellent writer as well!

[Turbo9987]

funny shit