One On One - Russell Peters - Sept 12, 08 Part 1

[theadvofchrisnreinn]

thumbs up for the anal bead lamp HAHA

[ThePakibro786]

russel is gr8 ,he do`nt cross boundaries ` thats what i liked about him `

love from Pakistan

[akashs55555]

@ThePakibro786

paki he is indian we r proud of him, he said "pakistan is d back of Asia" . he never liked u people dont watch our movies we r great i am not fighting i am saying we have given more 2 the world from yoga to food etc............

Take care mate

[ThePakibro786]

@akashs55555 dude what do u meant by ``. he never liked u people dont watch our movies we r great ??`` n indian FooD is Great thou ;-)`

[akashs55555]

@ThePakibro786

boss i meant indians r quite successful , than pakis but u r country's politicians r making life hard for indians especially d kashmir issue . u r a good paki , a decent one i suppose . but u r country hates our peole not all but people like zahid hamid etc...............

[siewmj1]

He is funny and good with communicating with everyone. that why he is successful

[chintupawan]

06.50 to 07.23 is very true..



[chintupawan]

Russell Rocks

[mpingola]

"You are big sell-out on just about every continent"

Lol Russell turned PURPLE.

What do you think Riz Khan meant Russell?

It just shows that you still feel inside that you are a sell-out to the western world and Indian sell-out.....instigating stereotypes that India could well do without right now....people already believe the crap on BBC...

[shakir1ali]

70 dislikes...somebody gotta get hurt real bad....

[toolfreakBD]

Rilli best of the bests!

[seige184]

Go Canadian comics!!!

[sekolga]

i wish he could of come over to kazakhstan and make some russian accent)))

[ChenMacDray]

nobody fucking click dislik,e the dislikes are at 69.... leave it and make everyones lifes bro

[lp0715]

represent toronto and brampton! (H)

[iqmal1000]

Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad. That was my dad's threat.Right before he beat me.Every single time.Oi!Russell! Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad.I hated that threat.U know why? Cuz it always say somebody.He never tell u it was u!I mean u knew it was u!But he gave u the hope! - Russell Peters. I laughed when I was typing this.LOL XD!!!

[mandeepsekhon]

@iqmal1000 i cant beleive u typed the whole dialogue!! wat a fuckin sad cunt

[cityoflaw]

68 people got dissed by Russell Peters :P

[cheezeydude]

he's so cutteee!

[RaymondHng]

Peint!

[66kompis]

omg he's spot on with imigrants most of the time being stuck with an illussion of the old country no matter what country of origins.....People back home are often sharper and really intune with time changes etc

[1hardcore]

big sell out BHAHAHHAHAHHAHA THAT'S SOOO FUNNY

[2paczfan]

@1hardcore nice way to start an interview isn't it? :)

[xander1430]

i wanna marry him ... he can mk me laugh for the rest of our lives as a married couple.

[t2p]

Russel Peters, Kat Williams, Joe Rogan and Frankie Boyle......best in the world at the moment...

[WatashiMichio]

@t2p heard of Dhany Bhoy.. freakin hilarious!

[safwan94]

Russell

Your a sellout

[sillydramas]

he's catholic ? COOL.

[marsunderscorefenix]

one on one is awsome

[surfdeena]

he is hilarious ive been 4 times to his show twice in Dubai and twice in bangalore ! love him godbless him

[gpdeserteagle0023]

its GANKSTA THIARA you bastards!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=-UO5hUoBwL­w

[SashyLexi67]

BTOWN! lol hes the only famous person i kno from brampton. hopefully ill be thenext :P (lol probablly not)

[ShimshonHaGibbor]

@SashyLexi67 Lil X, Rick Nash ?, the Ashmore twins ?

[lmmc0117]

Russell's awesome! Saw him live for the first time in Jan. He was great

[Macedon2bc]

@lmmc0117 Lucky :)

[Arkimedes999]

i happen upon Russell Peters by accident

i was like "i wish more ppl knew about him"

and it turns out he's already famous & been doing shows around the world. -LOL

[blacklight019]

wats with eh pink shirt....

[smengi94]

cause he felt like it

[angeltouch2007]

@blacklight019 try spell check

[rockstav]

True, indians in india are ahead of indians overseas..brand india is bcoz of indians in india ..else we wud have been reduce to taxis, motels and cleaners

[alexander536]

i agree with you totally

[ma98h]

@rockstav .yh russell peters, the onyl funny indian is and worn birn in canada.not india in any of the shitty backwards villages.

[anandmohan88]

@ma98h The so called "backward villages" have produced the best minds in the world.

We have come a long way since independence. Its just a matter of a few decades that we overcome 'the whites'.

You people are engrossed in sleazy sex all the time.

Soon u'll be back to from where u started- wars and hitlers and dictators.

[IcedPhoenix666]

@anandmohan88 Meh, fuck you.

[radoraf]

@havoc2055 I'm American, and I think they report much better than American channels when it comes to international news.

[sweetnspicyayisha]

i ♥ his shirt :)

[Arifb20]

LEGAND

[truknayr23]

@Arifb20 Leg and ???? what????

[AmirFirooz]

lol,...One of those Indians you are,...what's wrong with you man? He makes jokes about every culture,.....

[truknayr23]

@birgiwithtaur jeez man... grow up...

[RidhishP]

fuck u

[GnatNdLee]

he is the best made my girl laff so hard she queefed

[Ifrite]

He is my favorite stand-up comedian

[thismortalsoil92]

I second that

[enteradj]

@Ifrite Try "George Carlin"

[Ocean3589]

Love him!

[Kimii64]

be a man do the right thing! xD

[ownagebutter]

ima gonna lick you

[HuMbErWo0dDaKu]

@ownagebutter mohamed kazi?

[halocharmer94]

Hahahah!

He can be funny at a serious conversation!

Awesome.

[dolafbrown]

...and wow, he's very sexy.

[teyzar]

What does he say at 7:45

Does he say he has memories from 3 to 8 years old or 38 years old? I think he turned 38 that month so not sure.

Just curious.

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

He said 3, what`s wrong with you???

[teyzar]

err, it was only a question, no need to get hotheaded.

[rathore0richie]

ahh man i remember "pAIIIIINT!"

[quicklogon]

Paiiiiint!

[OneHappyAzn]

The english man doesn't have much of a humor box eh...?

[MattieSongbird]

It's so funny when people from other countries speak better English than Americans.

[hysteriakid]

Lol, How about people from england...

[MattieSongbird]

LOL, I don't shit about those "wankers"!

[546046]

Gtfo.

[JembutGoreng]

wow Russell bulge Yummy ....this guy is HOT ;)

[iqbal2009]

Seriously!! am i the only person in thw world who spells it "fucken" instead of "fuckin" cuz this is like the second time someone criticized me for writing it "fucken"

[guldorak]

@iqbal2009 I have never seen that before. It actually is "Fucking", not "fuckin"...it's used here as a verb, so you should conjugate it properly.

[pacificislandsclub]

dude ur self be a respect others not jealous ok i must say fuck ur salves

[TheUnrealDreams]

OH MY GOD shut up about the fucken, fucking, thing its slang

Slang-Not a real word

[omarofuae]

i spell is fucken too :/

[moonpani]

iqbal2009

Excellent Idea dood sir,

It is like UK Fashion Logo FKUC...OR FCUK.. I cannot remember but it's clever way to disguise the dirty words sir.

I am sometimes hearing American doods say shoot when they are meaning sh*t.

Brilliant stuff dood.,You are Poet.

[jobrook911]

This idiot interviewer has no rapport!

RP is doing his best to accommodate.

[iqbal2009]

why dont you two exchange your emails so you can argue over fucken MSN instead of crowding the comments with your conversation

[fjt108]

iqbal2009

How are you achieving so many thumbs up when you are playing the Grumpy fellow.

Here am I playing the Jovial fellow and I can never achieve even 1 thumbs up.

Respect Dood you must be sending out the very,very positive vibrations.

Just one small point sir, I do not wish to Pedantic but the rude word used is with ing..not en.

Otherwise Excellent comment Dood Sir.

I will thumb up too.

[HiMyNameis0BLANK0]

LOL THREE THUMBS DOWN

[moonpani]

Oops! sorry Sir...slip of the finger,,posted before finishing.

I can offer 100 rupees for each thumbings up..I Pay by Pay Pal.

Respect Dood.

[HiMyNameis0BLANK0]

Is that even worth a dollar

[pogisiG]

@iqbal2009 LOL ....

[schnizelcreep]

i agree with him on the smart indians thing cuz im chinese and those who were born in america or left china to america are fuckin idiots thats why now america hates us

[fjt108]

Also I met a man from Glasgow and he told me that on a clear day you can be seeing Canada from Scotland and if you take a look on the map it seems very close indeed.

Pls don't be pulling my leg over this Sir..

You are making me LMAO,

[19KevinZ]

like russell peter ~~~

[lalalala779]

awesome!! ROCK on

[cpadill5]

He's so good-looking!

[YeSungiex]

Dude Fuck off. If your being offended. Just fucking dont watch it. Retard =.=

[TheMegabonus]

You're smelly. Shut the hell up.

[zahidmm]

I have done your show without you.

[wikct2]

He is a good guy. I am glad that he is not a religious person.

[martini926]

Why you glad he's not a religious person?

[sandipaaaaaa]

cuz he's a cunt dear

[flyinghotwing]

place those two words together you get a different result, dear cunt

[wikct2]

Because religions bring conflicts to the world.

[martini926]

How so?

[RemusLupo]

no stupid people bring conflict to the world

[pauliusdepas]

Comments like yours bring conflicts to the world.

[Answerish]

People will always have conflicts whether there were religions or not. There are always other race, nationalities, even accents we always look for something to seperate us. It doesn't matter to me =p

[bskulldragon100]

actually he used to e my naighber cant spelll any way yeah noone knew but from wat i know he wasent to much of a nice guy i live wood bridege

[smaviii]

Oh yea 7:40 B-Town Represent.

[destroyxeverything]

He's a really humble and down-to-earth guy.

I agree with him on the religion issue.

[Lacusness]

Feels so weird hearing his voice and NOT joking.

[oox122]

i think hes rly funny but i kinda get that he makes the same kinda jokes every time but i still love him

[omerchohan]

sum body gonaa get a hurt real badd now

[stevegek]

That's still an opinion. YOU find him average at best. I love the guy's humor, that's my opinion. =)

[wtfmyasss]

@ fjt108

Fuck u assole!! Whats ur problem!! So what if India finds Water or Shit on Moon!! Thats what russell says, INDIANS ARE DAMN JEALOUS OF ONE ANOTHER!! Take the water from the moon and shove it up in ur Ass

[secretchristian]

xxpensxipodsxx (43 minutes ago)

Yeah! It is!

It is in the country of UKey DUKey.

:D

[fjt108]

He is now making movie with Ashwarya...I cannot wait. Totaly too much Hot couple Yaar.

[6am6am1]

he is awsome!

[PrimeGex]

B-TOWN!! sup brampton?!

[fjt108]

Some doods on YT are thinking he is from Canada in UK. Because... He speaks Kandadian which is the language of Karanataka in South India.

And you even heard of our recent Moon landing. We found a lot of Water/Pani

Why did not USA find Pani?..Only Dust and Rock

Did they even go there...40yrs ago..

We were there only last week.

Hmm I wonder.

[xxpensxipodsxx]

wtf ? what does this evn have to do anything. and can you spell. and canada isnt in uk.

are yo high or something ? you make 0 sense.

[fjt108]

Canada is just near Scotland which also is in UK and they have the same Royal Queen..Diana I think is her name.

They were in UK a few yrs ago anyway.

But I don't think they joined EU yet.

Do they use Euro in Canada or British pound still?

What is 0 sense....I'm not in pharmaceutical Biz if that's what you mean.

But Razel is Indian...from Karnataka I think as he speaks Kanadian.

[intelrox]

are u fucking dumb?

[fjt108]

Why are you resorting to vulgarity. Don't you know that is the sign of an ignorant, low life person...of little intelligence.

Have a laugh Madam Razel is funny fellow...No need argue his Nationality.

Who is caring.

[funkymunky8787]

canada is far from scotland... Diana died 10 years ago

"few years ago" is like 100 years

of course the didnt join the EU.... canada is not in europe.

Ummm they use the canadian dollar.

[swansearoxs]

are you seriously that ignorant that you dont know that the dollar is used in Canada? It is one of the worlds biggest markets! Also Canada is not even close to Scotland!! and its Canadian not Kanadian!

[fjt108]

Kind sir , It was my understanding that Canada being part of UK would be using Euro now. but I hear that those stubborn Britishers refuse to accept Euros and are sticking with their worthless $

Meanwhile it is not so great to here that Canada is the worlds biggest Market.

We have big markets/bazzars in India too but we also have modern shops

.

[tennislaurence]

you are the biggest dumbass canada isn't part of the UK and we don't use $ we use £ you douche and were not britishers were british so stop trying to act clever and fist your own arse

[1562684]

you are the biggest nerd!!!!!!!!! pussy fuck sun of a bitch

[tennislaurence]

for your infomation im not a skinhead i was protecting my country my 2 best friends are asian so you can fuck off when i was typing the comment my asian friend Feroz was sitting next to me laughing at how bad the mistakes where about england you were insulting england so i was telling you the truth about it so dont get defensive because you were the one being stereotypical

[fjt108]

I am not familiar with all the vulgar practises of your country but I will remember this one when a British wishes to shake my hand.

[fjt108]

tennislaurence

But I expect You are a skinhead, ladyboy, wanker with the face of a monkeys bottom and SPECIAL NEEDS if you must resort to this type of Self Abusive...Dirty Pervert.

Remember to wash your hands.

[tennislaurence]

for your infomation im not a skinhead i was protecting my country my 2 best friends are asian so you can fuck off when i was typing the comment my asian friend Feroz was sitting next to me laughing at how bad the mistakes where about england you were insulting england so i was telling you the truth about it so dont get defensive because you were the one being stereotypical

[fjt108]

Dood I am very sorry Sir..I never really believed you were skinhead. You are probably not even a Pervert.

YT sometimes brings out worst of our opinions.

I was only thinking that as King Charles is King of UK, Canada and Australia that they must all be in EU. Tho Australia is not even near EU.

But the European song contest allows Israel and Kazhakistan. So why not Australia in EU.

And India too Inshalla or EU could join India even

All the best to you and Feroz

Pls correct me if you disagree

[tennislaurence]

Hey thanks man for being the better person and saying sorry im also sorry if i offended anyone i didnt mean to say fist your own arse i was too harsh and there should be more people like you on youtube because everyone just disagrees with everything, your facts are still wrong about australia being part of the EU but im not going to tell yu to fist your own arse this time lol

[fjt108]

Hey, don't worry dude. It was a wind up.

I'm full on English actually.

But I've been many times in India

I know very well that Canada and Australia are both in USA...lol

Thanks a lot.

All the best.

[patrickwilliamson29]

dude what are you talking about? australia and canada aren't in the USA

[fjt108]

OK sorry Dude, I just thought as they all speak English and worship the same Queen of England they must all be part of the same country. I know USA split from UK a few years ago and I guess Australia did too maby but Canada is still connected to US..Just look in an Atlas,

Hey how come they all speak English then...does the UK Queen still reign in India I wonder...cos they speak English too.

[fjt108]

In fact Pls accept my apologies to you And others as I've been winding a few people up over the last month or more on this channel.

Any insults I got I was asking for.

But Hey! it's a comedy post...So I was joking.... in my own stupid manner

[moonpani]

tennislaurence

Foul mouth, scumbag, rascist, moron.

[atanudev]

First of all Karnataka's language is not kanadian, it's Kannada. Secondly NASA's recent Moon invasion was based on what the have found back in 60's eventually 40yrs back. By that time there was no such technology available which can detect water molecules piled into carbon fiber...

Why don't you go and get yourself a little bit literate and then come & talk to us??

[fjt108]

Thank you sirs. I feel truly to have doubled my knowledge.

I was meaning to congratulate India on finding water on the moon when America found only Rocks.

I will now go and try to get a bit more literate so I can talk to you clever fellows.

Respect Doods

[atanudev]

Well, whatever you are talking about here doesn't make any sense. Cause water molecules was first time founded in 1998 again by Americans. It was detected by NASA's giant Arecibo radar in Puerto Rico. So, definitely & seriously you need proper education... :)

[fjt108]

Thank you again sir. You are too much generous with your knowledge of the world

But I humbly submit for kind consideration that India's discovery of MoonPani is far greater achievement esp as it is their 1st mission.

USA have only found Rocks and desolation after 6 landings. Tho they may be have detected moisture from earth as you say.

You must be feeling very proud for India sir.

[atanudev]

My dear proudy Indian, I'm not against your proud for India. All I'm asking is stop saying Americans are bullshits... I mean if your India ego gives you permit to do so. :)

No matter how hard you try you cannot hide the truth.

[fjt108]

Please sir hold onto the horses.

I've spent more 1 yr in USA and I like them a lot...except for a few idiots who I have only encountered on YT.

I am also a frequent visitor to Far East and  I've spent 2 yrs off on in India. 7 months in Jaipura,

I might even stopover in Nov en route to HK and Guandong. My best friend has a house in Mussoorie.

I'm not all Indian sir...I'm full on English.

But I like India and this is a great achievement ahead of NASA

[atanudev]

Ha ha ha ha... Now you are dragging my smile.

[huwgojones]

proudy is not a word by the way.

[atanudev]

No, it's not depicting anything at all. Please explain it to me...

[huwgojones]

Hey I got myself literate and looked up in a DICTIONARY how to spell CANADA. well done fucktard

[atanudev]

What are you talking about, a country or the language??

[huwgojones]

um... the comment and the reply speak for themselves. I really dont think I need to explain. It is self evident

[devrajvarma]

Do you know Russel peter's father born in India and he born in DRAIN

[stinkypillow11]

ahahahahaha...hilarious ....=.='

[mahoose6]

lmao "you're a big sell-out"

[fjt108]

India's most funny and jovial export.

He is famous also out of India, even in England.

Big Namaste Ruzelji

[grapedrank182]

yo man, he's canadian lol

[fjt108]

Very true sir,

Kanadian, is the Language of Karnataka in South India.

[imdevonur]

Obviously he is famous out of India, he is not even from there....

[kristinadk]

cocky? are you retarded? he's not cocky at all

[Leechkingman]

yay that channel is arabian .... :P

[ze000ez]

ya and u can comment at the english channel , and u cant at the arabian channel ? and they r angry about arab being one of third world countries ! huh ..

[Leechkingman]

i ment the channel aljazeeraenglish not Oneonone lol chill out Fool Fucking idiot xD

[ze000ez]

i think i made a mistake talking to u ... u retard ..

[headache11590]

hes a bit cocky

[str8desi]

that smell is from the slum right by the airport.

[pianoplayer7]

1st time russell looks so serious!!!

[TheHitMeister]

its easy to say something as blunt as it is, but joking puts the humour side of the truth!! That's what Russel does, he says what can be offensive but in a jokey way to avoids blatant stereotype and expresses the same sort of statement..

[TheHitMeister]

I think the reason why his audience appeals to him is because that everything he says is somewhat true, but the society is aware that it might offend certain ethnic casts, but the fact is he balances all the jokes so its not directly offensive to a certain individual, but includes a group of individuals!! Bearing in mind his venues are sellouts and, only those attend who have a certain level of sense of humour, in a nutshell, he's somewhat pointing out habits and peoples way of living!!

[MenanV]

b-town represents....