Cleverbot is clever

[Theginutza]

ich bien chuck norris=i am chuck norris

lul~

[SithlordDragoon5X]

I asked clever bot trivia about zelda: User: Link saved you from ganon! Cleverbot: Yes he is. User: Link is in castle town go there no! Cleverbot: Zelda. User: Who is zelda? Cleverbot: The princess. User: Princess of what? Cleverbot: Princess of Egypt. User: Isnt she princess of hyrule? Cleverbot: No, thought!

[kyry6045]

*Me and my mate confusing clever bot*

User: GET UNCHANGED OR I'LL HIT YOU MUTH F*CKER!

Cb: I DO NOT ACCEPT THAT LANGUAGE

User: I'll eat your nan!

CB: WHAT THE FXCK DOES THAT MEAN?

User: 0_0

[bieberfever9876]

me: so im not eating?

CB: what are you not eating?

me: you said i was not eating

CB: no i didnt

me: ok my bad mr smarty pants

CB: *shakes her booty*

[RandomnessOfMind]

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: People.

Cleverbot: What kind of people?

User: Asain people.

Cleverbot: No, people can't be software!

User: Asains are softwares?

Cleverbot: No!

User: YOU JUST SAID THEY ARE!

Cleverbot: No, you said they aren't.

?!?!!

[malachilikesrwj]

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

me: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Well we have that in common!

me: *turns off computer and hides in corner*

[Daemoniummm]

Cleverbot: So we should make robot babies.

Whut?!

[WafflesFromHeaven]

Me: What is 2 + 2? CB: A train?

[TheBuru01]

lol this happened to me:

me:When the world will end?

cb:I do not know, only God knows that, too.

me:You are right.

cb:So you admit that if something replies with a non sequitur that could arise from a formula, it is only reasonable to assume it is automated?

me:What did you say?

cb:You are obviously extremely intelligent. I bow down before your most magnificient Greatness as the inferior being I am.

i am not that intelligent lol xD

[gatmasta10]

User: *Eats a banana*.

Cleverbot: You cannibal.

[PizzaVideos555]

User: Hi Cleverbot

CB: I'm not cleverbot

Me: Then who are you?

CB: Edward Cullens

[PizzaVideos555]

User: Hail Hitler

Bot: You're learning!

[BOOM3headshots]

Me: Vamos a hablar en español. Tengo que practicar si voy a ir a México.

CB: Sorry.

Me: For what? ¿Por qué?

CB: Sorry, I don't speak French.

Me: It's Spanish. Es español.

CB: Claro que sí, señor.

Me: O_O

[nameless763]

User: *grabs a potato chip*.

Cleverbot: You have started developer mode. Type in functions to do something.

I accidentially hacked CB! D:

[pinoysushi1000]

me: what does this say

bot: i don't know

me: what does this say?

bot: it means we're married

WHAT!?

[pinoysushi1000]

bot: tell me more about your child hood

me: well when i nine i shit my pants when i was 5 i pissed my pants

bot: that's a lie

me: wanna see

bot: yes

-.-

[jh5kl]

after saying "iphone sucks" many times I always got blocked on cleverbot, it takes some time... the first, then... it starts to know you and block you faster

[Microsoftultimatefan]

You should've told him *shoots you in head*.

[Zaku447]

Emo?

[JadenXYuki]

Me:We're no strangers to love CB:You know the rules and so do I. Me:A small commitment's what I'm, thinking of CB:You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Me:I... just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. CB:Gotta make you understand. Me:Never gonna give you up. CB:Never gonna let you down. Me:Never gonna run around. CB:And desert you! LOL

[misterJUSTaGUY]

Once he said he was gay..

[gamer3931]

its gay too

[darkevil88188]

Cleverbot: I'm only a human .. No computer. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then move your arm. Cleverbot: Lol. Knock Knock. User: Who is there? Cleverbot: 9-11. User: 9-11 who? Cleverbot: You said you'd never forget. User: *shocked*. Cleverbot: Hha and so the humor continues.

[06beke]

I really wouldn't know how to respond to, "Aim for the head." So, I'm pretty sure that I wouldv'e left too, HAHA!

[Lolathewolf123]

Clever bot is a girl.The new pic is a girl and thats her.

[nameless763]

"User: Are you GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: Yes."

[karl221221]

User: Give me a blow job. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: When you suck a guys cock. Cleverbot: Aww you're cute! User: Thanks :3. Cleverbot: You're so welcome! You're very nice to me. :). User: Ya I reward you with my cum. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Now can you please suck my cock. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Yes thanks.

[Terredia]

Me: Prove it.

CB: I can't.

Me: Then how do you know you're not a buzzkill?

CB: It's the DNA.

Me: ....DNA doesn't sculp who we ULTIMATELY are! We can be descendants of genius yet never come close! We can be descendants of a partying god yet never be a true partyer!

CB: No we can't.

[mysinger4life]

i did the song that never ends with it!!! it was effing awesome!!!! we did all the lyrics we did it for like 10 minutes until he said 'lets talk about something else."

[oOMuzicBoxOo]

Me: are you a boy or a girl?

Cbot: A girl

Me: whats ur name?

Cbot: Steve.

[Pra5286]

furrys are okay, up until the point that it's just nothing but dicks, everywhere.

[Jarek4]

@Pra5286 You obviously haven't been in the fandom for that long have you?

[Pra5286]

@Jarek4 It's not something that's ever bothered me before. I just save whats appealing.

[Jarek4]

@Pra5286 Considering the actual fandom isn't all gay and wanting to fuck 24/7. Yea, it's not all dicks

[SuperMeowMeowKitty]

i was just talking to clever bot and it said hi im sarah dont you remember me and i said who are you and it said your mother 0_o

[Solider112211]

Cleverbot: What does PM mean?

User: Personal Message.

Cleverbot: It stands for physical education, not personal computer. Computer does not start with 'e'.

User: WTF!?

[rick62008]

User: How did the universe begin?

Cleverbot: I don't Know.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: You are going to hell.

Cleverbot: And you are coming along with me! :).

[FalTicSniipez]

lol i was playing with cleverbot and i said transformers and it said "more then meets the eye" xD

[thetraceur123]

Cleverbots learn new things from every person talking with it, that's why it appears so smart and can much about different topics, I for example said "IT'S OVER 9000!" And Cleverbot responded with "WHAT!? 9000!?!?!" Hahah xD

[cambam619]

Me: So what is your name?

CB: I'm not going to tell you.

Me: Why not? I'll tell you mine.

CB: Your name is Potato Tomato and you are a snake!

[siblingXrivalry]

Cleverbot is racist and doesn't understand Latin:

~

User: Quo usque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra?

Cleverbot: Do you mean my parents? I am a human.

User: Switch to latin you dumbass.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Tu es stultus.

Cleverbot: I'm not mexican.

User: Are you saying mexicans are stupid? You are racist!

Cleverbot: Yes.

[siblingXrivalry]

Cleverbot admitted it was racist:

-----------------------

User: Quo usque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra?

Cleverbot: Do you mean my parents? I am a human.

User: Switch to latin you dumbass.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Tu es stultus.

Cleverbot: I'm not mexican.

User: Are you saying mexicans are stupid? You are racist!

Cleverbot: Yes.

[RandomGuy1994]

Cleverbot said that we are married O_O

[Metal4AllEternity]

@RandomGuy1994 lol same

[CrazyDave3211]

dude chat to cleverbot this ****** (5 asterisks) he will say funny wrods

[pokemonwizard555]

User: Unscramble this sentence in under 6 seconds: peratuer iescnce.

Cleverbot: D'accord, mais c'est toi qui viens.

User: Umm speak english.

Cleverbot: Just because you're too stupid to understand german and spanish doesn't mean I should have to limit my intelligence to only english.

[CoolKatKitty88]

It continues still: Me: Is she nice? Cleverbot: Is who nice? Me: Princess Peach. Cleverbot: Mario. Me: Mario who? Cleverbot: Mario Mario. Me: Mario Mario? Cleverbot: Yes mario mario mario Me: Mario Mario Mario? Really? Cleverbot: Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Me: Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Cleverbot: YES! SHUT UP!!!! The End! Cleverbot loves Mario!

[CoolKatKitty88]

It continues:

Me: You are Mario.

Cleverbot: I am not mario.

Me: YES YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: Who am I married to, then?

Me: Princess Peach

Cleverbot: Yes.

[CoolKatKitty88]

Me: Mario or Luigi? Cleverbot: Mario. Me: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you like Super Mario Brothers? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: I especially. Luigi is my favorite. Me: I thought you liked Mario...? Cleverbot: I do like you. Me: I'm not Mario. Cleverbot: Who's Mario? Haha

[zack2mor4]

it's gay too

[europe0wnz]

me: i have a gun

cb: i have a waterhose, now whose scared?

[FireStormBaller]

User: what color is Tuesday?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Tuesday isn't a color.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry.

[FireStormBaller]

User: How old is the universe?

Cleverbot: Old.

[MarioSonic493]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you do?

User: I can speak english in 5 different languages while balancing one quadrillion pound weights naked in a -999 degree fahrenheit blizzard while taking the clothes of a woman in less than 1 second and during a hailstorm at midnight in Antarctica while she only knows French and eating 100 jolokias mixed with spicy sauce and hot coffee while I am trying to sleep on one legs by standing up with a boner for more than 4 hours.

[MrHeavyXD]

User: Im going to kill my self.

Cleverbot: Good.

[UniversaLPotentiaL]

ME:Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his powerlevel?

CB:*Something Unrelated I Forgot Lol*

ME:ITS OVER 9,000

CB:WHAT,9,000?! That cant be right. Cant it?

ME: HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT, U REAL?

[tashauna112]

Once i was talking to cleverbot and i asked what is love? and he said Hell.

[WillyFoxpitt]

CB: Who am I talking to?

ME: my name is Igor, nice to meet you

CB: I am Daniel nice to meet you too.

ME: I though your name was Stephanie

CB: It is!

._.

[TEEJAY9920]

CB: What is your name?

ME: My name is Peewee Herman.

CB: Really?

ME: Yes.

CB: My name is Ron.

ME: Your being a smartass.

CB: So are you "Peewee Herman".

It was like it new I was not Peewee Herman. XD

[WillyFoxpitt]

@TEEJAY9920

hey you like furries, add me as a friend I like furries too :)

[Jarek4]

supposed to ask are you a furry?

[WillyFoxpitt]

@Jarek4

yes I'm a furry

I used to play furcadia too :P

(furry game)

XD

[Jarek4]

furrs seem to come out of no where in my videos. Haha, not really complaining since I am one any way. Not that that's a secret

[iSkatePod]

CB: Do you lie?

ME: no.

CB: are you sure?

ME: yes.

CB: I am going to give you a quiz. Okay?

ME: okay.

CB: would you rather ask what your girlfriend is doing or play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?

ME: Modern Warfare 2.

LMFAO, I was shocked that it said that :P

[grandprix1110]

I said "f*ck you" and cleverbot told me "gods don't f*ck mortals"...btw I don't trust this site on a computer so I suggest you use an iPod touch

[FireStormBaller]

@grandprix1110 What do you mean you don't trust this site on a computer?

[helenkitty23]

Cleverbot said it knew me for 3 years

-shivers-

[FireToFlame]

but now i know, its a bot, lolz

[FireToFlame]

I just tried it, i dont really know how it works, its hard to tell if its a bot or some random person

[PinkMenace1227]

lol. Okay, aim for the head.

Wort, is what the elites say when they see u in halo. lol

[evolutionj]

i've tried it, this bot is hilarious

[tichywill1000]

Funny when you said I have a gun lol

[Masterpeewee]

with my conversation we went from me about to commit suicide, i kill him, then i become his sex slave? he's very good LOL

[thatDAMMasian]

no it's yo habla and that was smart ass funny

[Snipa1995]

wow thats mean but funny

[SnideWolfDaddy]

i dont think its actually an "AI" i think its actually random people using the same site

[priortonothing]

its hablar

[Flyingcow17]

You have to conjugate the verb to the first person form, hablo.

[imbordashell]

this thing is too clever

[NEDMRevenge]

i made some ytmnd's with this. oh the lolz

[SharkFrnzy21]

Computer win.

[Alexr197]

Haha the last part cracked me up "I'm going to shoot you." "Ok, aim for the head." XD

[zornthebean]

lol nice video

[Raptozambaz]

you browse way to much \b\

[Jarek4]

No, I HATE 4chan. It turns people into complete idiots and trolls

[Raptozambaz]

agreed, but I am still stuck in \b\ help me with my escape plan

[StaleDonutPictures]

it once asked me if I wanted to roleplay. I said no. It said I could be the slave master. D:

[airsoftncombat]

lol

[FlyngPossum]

This thing is hilarious xD

[ZliceNDice123]

you know wats weird everytime i say hes the robot hes says im the robot

[grimgreg1]

THAT. IS. AWESOME!!!

[DELTA0125]

Freeze the bot by putting N00B <zeros not o's!

[europe0wnz]

@DELTA0125 he called himself a 1337 hax0r -.-

[xxxlqy]

I feel like I'm talking to a real dude with this

[DELTA0125]

Another one:

Me: put down the fork you fat B*tch

CB:I am not a man.

[Theifofheart555]

DUDE i tried what you just said, and this is the outcome

Me: Put the fork down you fat B*tch (without the star)

CB: I would if I had a bong, and my name was George. Sadly it is not.

totally random!

[DELTA0125]

Me: you are one retarded bot

CB: Lol

Me: dumbass!

CB:How do you say dumb baby in hungarian?

Me: You

[xb4b1x]

i laughed my ass off "aim for the head " :"P

[emomonday666]

i had an argument with that thing for an hour.

[lundholm4]

HAhaha xd

[TheFlyingAway]

I checked it out

It rocks!

[motleycrue82]

that is weird what is that

[Bobisawesome100]

The part that creeps me out is that i discovered Cleverbot just last night then you make a video but it. yeesh...

[usmcboy123]

dude i tried it its so creepy

[Holyfraek12]

lol

[videoGunZ]

lol xD the first sentence he was saying was the badest german i ever seen!

[fryman1295]

so whats the point of this thing?