The Best Pick Up Line Ever

[Krowsnose]

The girl right there is Glenn's wife

[SolstitiumAestivum]

i know one of the likes is Zac Efron

[Mr420chiefa1624]

@monkeymike1234

Dude that was fucking hilarious

[TheOrigionalArroyo]

Mantis Tobaggen PhD.

[mikebud12]

Thats glenn howerton's wife in real life. Rob McCelhenney and Kaitlin olson married, charlie is married to the wattress. All one big happy family.

[Eddie820]

Danny DeVito is 80% dong.



[uselessidguy331]

Someday when the human race is overtaken by an alien species and we are forced to stand intergalactic trial, this might be the piece of evidence that saves us

[SlapstickCoyote]

He "picked it up"

[pdog109]

71 people don't have magnum dongs

[wmcwalletmakers]

i disliked this WILDCARD BITCHES YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[eArvidZZon]

How the f**k did i came here from Marty Schwartz? xD

[piirken]

My penis is 2 inches

From the ground

YEEAAAAHHHH!

[KyleSpringer12]

@piirken While lying on your stomach.

[piirken]

@KyleSpringer12

down your throat

[finnsia]

@KyleSpringer12 He has a 9 foot beer belly.

[monster1nk3nergy]

@piirken u must be pretty short

[MonkeyMike1234]

@piirken So your legs are only 4 inches long? damn poor guy =(

[unclebob100]

@piirken Somebody cut yer legs off? lol.

[Sam1878Henry]

@piirken You got burned

[Bloodstock13]

...Win

[knight2d]

lol when i saw it on tv i replayed for like 20mins

[SmileyChicago]

The Lorax

[xXApache101Xx]

I lmao evrytime i c this... U have to c the whole show of it... Its from the D.E.N.N.I.S. Syste

[omgicameonyerface]

@SteveDOTmpeg You have a tiny brain, and your mom shit you out of her ass

[Trashcansam123]

Why is Mac dressed as a hipster?

[Regularassperson0711]

@Trashcansam123 the smart, sensitive type. When he was in school, all the kids used to beat him up and call him book worm

[MONSTERQNUG]

@Trashcansam123 In this episode, the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, Mac swoops in as the sensitive type in order to steal Dennis' girl

[omgicameonyerface]

@SteveDOTmpeg You aren't very bright are you? By the way its a rhetorical question i already know the answer... You have a tiny brain

[SteveDOTmpeg]

@omgicameonyerface you said this show sucks..yet you're watching clips of it. make sense?....not really

[fatalexcerpts]

@SteveDOTmpeg some of us get linked here, unintentionally... or unknowingly.

[carnicerodeperros]

ppl read scripts uhm it's how actors get payed, i'm sure it was all in the writing process that or they let danny get away with it :) or improve either way it worked for the shot :)

[omgicameonyerface]

This show sucks and that wasnt even funny

[SteveDOTmpeg]

@omgicameonyerface then why would you watch this...

[Riffer16]

@omgicameonyerface I suspect trolling. I shall give my speech to all trollers of awesome things:

Fuck off.

[NEUMANNCOMEDY]

Donger need food

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

this is pretty much the best show on FX

not that it's very difficult to accomplish but still

[DeadSkullFace]

Don't get your panties in a uproar XD

[yourballsareinert]

Magnum Dong.

[kyleandrewstudios]

WILD CARD BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SadisticMagician54]

That pharmacist is Glenn Howerton's wife in real life what a hottie

[2cool0]

LMAAOOO i love how he just picks it up and shows it right at her face! XD

[NeoSZboy]

Oooohh, I see. A "Pick-up" line

[M3talThrash1ngMad]

@NeoSZboy ahhh, I see what you did there

[cowdust51]

She wants it

[thehippy7]

i like how he pauses after "Dropped"

[louiefoo]

This is by far the worst episode of this show ever. I love always sunny but I can't see it going two more seasons. They are rapidly running out of ideas.

[kennyboy1987]

@louiefoo Worst episode of this show ever? You obviously did not see "Frank's Brother".. I think this episode was very funny, as i think atleast 9 out of 10 Sunny episodes is, and im looking forward to the next to seasons! <3

[Perdoct]

@kennyboy1987 I kinda thought franks brother was pretty funny, but meh.

[djd1641]

@louiefoo ...just leave

[louiefoo]

@djd1641 no this episodes sucks.

[marcellothefellow]

@louiefoo Then why you here? The D.E.N.N.I.S system is one of the best episodes. If you dont like this show, finish grade school, and wait until your older.

[Perdoct]

@louiefoo Someones just pissed a girl used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on him.

[marcellothefellow]

@louiefoo Your insane to think that. They have never once changed their characters, or their set, or their cast. This show will go on perfectly

[thehippy7]

holy shit im crying rite now hahahahahaha

[Chief70]

Lol, very subtle, Frank1

[CreativeFilmMaker]

I watched a behind the scenes on this and devito admitted to being drunk while filming this

[Drago87ful]

@Tim92G , of course it doens not work. Just because you say that to a girl she would not say something like: "oh really, "lets fuck togehther". It s just fun, her reaction and maybe her dumn? face, when yo say that to her, its reward enough XD

[Tim92G]

I tried this but evidently it doesn't work if you can't actually follow up with it.

[Drago87ful]

thanks man, it would be so cool to reproduce that in real. Imagine the reaction of the girl XD

[Drago87ful]

hey Dudes, i dont understand, what he says at the end ... something like "that i might use" or something. Can anybody write it down, i am from Germany^^

[GamersPosition]

@Drago87ful "that i use for my magnum donge" im dutch it is aslo hard to hear for me too :P

[ShitWolfUSA]

@Drago87ful that i use for my magnum dong

[thehippy7]

@Drago87ful "Oh, uh, woops! I dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong!"

[djd1641]

@thehippy7 ...way to repeat the only line from the video...

[xalener]

I opened this in 7 tabs

[xDamienBx]

Press 6 Or 7 xD

[systemofadown945]

if anyone is looking at this comment, check this show out its hilarious, its called "its always sunny in philedalphia" way better than how i met your mother

[ckjuicyj82]

Oh whoops pooh. Lol, best part.

[FlyingGold]

I've tried this and it actually worked. been married for a year now

[mahavishnuxc]

@FlyingGold .... yeah but what's gonna happen when she realized you lied?

[iceboy207]

@FlyingGold with 69 up votes? WIN

[scorpioeagle56]

@FlyingGold and divorced two weeks ago.

[ismokeot420420]

@FlyingGold Wow dude your wifes a slut....she prob fucks everybody then.

[holycrapwtf]

@FlyingGold your wife must be a real winner

[LiLblkmikejackson]

Danny still got it.

[stuckondee23]

Lls

[Shaqstheman000]

The best part is that he mixed up the words magnum and monster

[SilvaDroid]

@Shaqstheman000 I think he meant to say it that way

[HTSGOSU]

@Shaqstheman000 good job sherlock. 

[Shaqstheman000]

@HTSGOSU 145 people seem to think so, yes.

[NSLM]

@Shaqstheman000 I'd have to agree.

Haters gonna hate, trolls gonna troll

[TheGuydudebro]

@Shaqstheman000

He did that on purpose to not pay royalty to Magnum.

[Shaqstheman000]

@TheGuydudebro But he said it the right way round earlier, iirc.

[ChristianMeares]

@Shaqstheman000 Definitely intentional. xD

[pakishock91]

She was only pretending not to be incredibly impressed

[qazsw1970]

when it zooms in right after he drops the dom....who does the foot in the white shoe belong to :s?????

[BeastyRyan316]

Danny Devito=best actor ever

[MeetWomenOnline]

hahahaha! danny devito is awesome and so is this show.

[sexywatermelon38]

only you danny, only you

[zachtothejohnso]

Where did 0:08 go?

[spaghettipolicy]

only danny devito could say such a line so brilliantly.

[Chaossangel]

I think the best one is to stare at their vagina, point, and ask, "Are you gonna eat that?"

[ScootinFruity]

@Chaossangel Cr1t1k4l?

[Chaossangel]

@ScootinFruity ???

[H3llHoundd]

so you have a million kids?

[TheBosstrain]

I will now try this, it has to work...I can't afford another lawsuit though...damn these women, do they want to get laid or do they want to whine about dudes "harassing" them... Guys, I just figured it out, if the girl's on her period, it's always harassment, if she isn't, It's Always Sunny...

You can thank me later...

[confettistar]

Is that Kevin Smith when he was thin?

[confettistar]

Is that Kevin Smith when he was thin?

[0SKATEANDFILM0]

swagg



[BeauWhomFilms]

glens the homie

[DoughyBaby217]

I love this show

[Jackafur]

they probably swapped the line on purpose so trojan didnt come sniffing for royalties or something.

[greineisen84]

Franks delivery is priceless haha.

[Davidka1978Xoroshiy]

i tried that, it didn't work



[Marlonasuar]

Anyone notice he says monster condom instead of magnum condom?

[WereRabbbit]

@Marlonasuar Yeah he swapped the line. He said monster condom for my magnum dong instead of my magnum condom or my monster dong

[zuzulo56]

WELL!, it IS comedic. However, I've learned, decades past, that a simple 'How would you like to be in my Will?' query, works a good percentage of the time. You see, the sweetie will (probably) think it's acceptably funny OR worry about missing out on a good thing...MONEY.

[NY4LIFE100]

I try that line and it work but now I'm a dad

[danielchopper49]

LOVE THIS SHOW

[greenrefrigerator]

Magnum Dong....

[LoveToWatch1000]

Who's the actress??

[pickbw02]

@LoveToWatch1000 Jill Latiano. She is married to Glenn Howerton (Dennis) in real-life.

[Namargan]

@LoveToWatch1000 glenns wife.

[penguinsoulja96]

funfact, glenn is engaged to that girl

[gardz08]

@penguinsoulja96 married actually

[dennisrayso]

this season and last season sucked magnum dong.

[mistersaussy]

- the funniest part is the "ooo, whoops, ooo"! LMAO!!!

[rmack1205]

whats a condom?

[jackspicer8564]

@rmack1205 Please tell me you're younger than 12 so that you have an excuse to not know the answer for that ridiculous question.

[rmack1205]

@jackspicer8564 it was a joke dumbass i said that to make it sound like i never use one

[stefanisawesomer]

@nippleninja666 yeah i care. its pretty obvious.

[YouGotsToBeStupid]

60% of the time is works all the time

[TheGreatOffender]

I disliked this video. WILDCARD BITCHES!!!

[CarebearThug]

@TheGreatOffender Best comment, WILDCARD!

[tooskool4cool]

@TheGreatOffender

lololol

[lillmyra79]

And that kids is how i met your mother.

[TheBlueflame25]

@lillmyra79 guess the monster condom didn't work...

[PwninKonan]

LOL If only it were that simple :P

[stefanisawesomer]

how could they make such an obvious mistake. where the fuck did that yellow line go?!

[Quintondx]

@stefanisawesomer its there. its next to the guy's arm between 4 and 5 seconds

[stefanisawesomer]

@Quintondx its not. its literally right in front of that woman's shoe before it disappears.

[TheEpic22]

@stefanisawesomer its actually there u just have to pay attention

[scream294]

That really is the best pick up line ever!

[PhattBudz]

danny devito hangs dong in the new episode

[Little7Jacob]

I could listen to this on repeat anyday at anytime...oo that just gave me an idea haha

[ovechkin651]

I love how he takes it and holds it up to her face, Danny Devito is the best!

[tennis12456]

@ovechkin651 69 likes, hell yeah!

[yfcandme]

oh man that is so funny!

[GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep]

DeVito is the man! 

[golgoization]

well...

guy: u wanna get out of here

girl: why?

guy: i just farted

works every time chica chicaaaaah XD

[Norocmorth]

He was there for scraps.

[vinkie35]

"pick up line" I see what he did there...

[spunkybrewster1972]

Dr. Mantis Toboggan has spoken!

[NinkasiDelight]

your dong must be truly terrifying if you need anything other than a normal condom.

[stickysteevohhh]

@NinkasiDelight magnums arent that much bigger

[mrE1918]

That's the small male stripper from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.!!!

[beaner215]

@mrE1918 thats danny devito, known for slightly bigger roles then a cameo on friends.

[mahavishnuxc]

@mrE1918 Dude, Danny Devito is world famous, like ridiculously famous. You have literally have to be either full blown retarded or deaf and blind to not know him.

[DrProfSlugger]

I love the show, lol.

[newandjune]

...i brought a bag of hair,

[inuyasha9454]

god is a frank greasy disgusting little man, but you gotta love him lol

[Marvcohen]

I can understand dropping those things. After all, they're heavey

[jacasforever]

fuck republicans

[sonicskilz]

Magnum XLs choke me. I hate condoms.

[cobb1334]

@sonicskilz cool

[thatmarinedude575]

45 people didnt get laid

[Cobra0911]

Mag Nom Dong!

[DrgnLord92]

@boogiebuddy01 yeah I'm sure you do...

[ortan191]

if i get 300 thumbs up before the 13th I will try this on a hot chick and video tape it.

[TJO11759]

@ortan191 bitch u didnt git NONE!

[ortan191]

@TJO11759 suck... my...balls

[JBlissFilmz]

What's genius here is that "pick up line" is a double entendre. Used for picking up women and physically picking something up off the ground.

[NeptunII]

to be fair, he did pick up that condome.

[xFreakz7xTV]

Nice video and nice channel! You deserve more subscribers xD

[fsxlover]

Why is Mac wearing glasses...lol