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  • Sorry Joe, I reffered to you as a nut earlier. I agree with the expansion theory but not the bible. It was written and mass produced by the ruling elite to control the masses. To instill fear and doubt with lies and half truths. If you want god, fine but you wont find him in a book. And expansion would have started long before moses. I belive its what killed the dino's, all the gasses along with earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. And I believe its happening again now.

  • Hi joe!

    Oh the bible... Never mind we will stop listening to you now.

  • I'm an engineer and the expanding earth makes MUCH more sense than the plate theory. I guess learned this yesterday and makes sense with the bible. But all planets and moons separate - look at the lines and it is very clear. Truly amazing what we will learn when dead....truth is stranger than fiction.

  • @6630mcdo

    Expanding Earth makes NO sense at all....Where is all the extra matter coming from?

  • @Babylauncher3000 Two answers: It might just be a changing in density. Bible states that the flood gates of the deep were opened. Second, it not a density change, the neutrinos from the sun could be slowing expanding it as it loses 5 billion tons per second. I know only 1% or less hits the earth. But other planets show expansion as well. It SHOCKED me. QUESTION: We all agree the continents fit on one side...WHY should they also fit on the opposite side??!!

  • @Babylauncher3000 Two answers: It might just be a changing in density. Bible states that the flood gates of the deep were opened. Second, it not a density change, the neutrinos from the sun could be slowing expanding it as it loses 5 billion tons per second. I know only 1% or less hits the earth. But other planets show expansion as well. It SHOCKED me. QUESTION: We all agree the continents fit on one side...WHY should they also fit on the opposite side??!!

  • @Babylauncher3000 Thats easy, just like doe. radiated under the sun molten lava spinning internally like those flavourwave ovens you see on home shopping networks fueled by uranium, phosphorous and other shit. But I had this theory when i went on google earth after they mapped the oceans, it does look like what this poor nut is tryng to explain.

  • Go boil a pot of spaghetti and learn something about convection.

  • I've been watching these "Expanding Earth" videos trying to understand why you are trying to falsify what has been proven. I should have guessed the bible. You say that there is no proof for a driving mechanism behind the push for the continents (convection currents in the mantle), but you have no proof of a mechanism for a growing Earth. The proof for tectonism? The LAGEOS satellites have shown with high accuracy that the continents are indeed moving. Look it up, then formulate a new argument.

  • Excellant video, Joe. Continental drift theory was built upon the false assumption that Earth was always the same size as it is now. Undersea floor age maps now show us that Earth expanded.

  • "Whooh gonna crash inta china" - this is the Tommy Boy theory...I love it!

  • How did I know he was going to break out a bible

  • You could paste the continents on your stomach and eat more and have the same effect. You're expanding faster than earth.

  • Interesting idea but it doesn't fit any of the evidence.

  • i dont comment on people wasting my time on youtube because it was my choice to watch the video but this is complete nonsense take my word for it dont watch this video he doesnt use any science to prove his point he uses a simple diagram to waste time, he just makes remarks on things being false and all at the same time preeching nonsense telling us the earth flooded because god made it and warned noah lol.... not to ridicule the bible but the video is nonsense and u make fool of your culture.

  • youthebad

  • way too much god damn time on your hands boy!! go climb a mother fuck'n tree!

    buy a new cam, fucking goober.

    btw, Noah ate my asshole. true story

  • HAHAHAHHAH!!

    Any jackass makes a theory vid these days!

    bible thumper! bwahaha

  • the crustacious age

  • My name is "Joe" and I gaduated 3rd grade. I just learned to "cipher". My cousin is Jethro Bodine.

  • You shouldnt make your own teories and say that they are facts and that everything els is wrong. Its the most stupid thing I have heard in over 3 hours. and that was from another american....

  • Earth has grown but we have proof that the ocean has taken 200 million years to form. Hence not 5000 years. The proof is in the pudding(the ocean basin) But you have undoubtedly proven that earth has expanded using very creative methods in which I commend you. We know that are planet grows at a rate of a few millimeters per year that would not account for the Atlantic-Pacific ocean.spreading that would take place in five thousand years would be a few meters at most.

  • Neal, I don't want to take the Bible away from you however I would suggest the nurse take away any sharp objects though - you're a danger to yourself.

    You have absolutely no grasp of tectonic plate movement, that is evident from the complete mess you made of this 'explanation'. The fact is, some continents are moving apart whilst others are moving together - which is what formed, for instance, the Himalayas ... now, go get a friggin' education.

  • @iSketchFender go back to your school where you are loved and feel safe. LOL

  • @datzfast Awww, I feel so touched that you care but, you see, I'm 39 so perhaps you should take your head out of your arse so you can see more clearly ;)

  • @iSketchFender arse. bloody queen your a brit. have a sunshiny day LOL next year ha hah ha

  • Not such a stupid theory if you know what fractals are. If the whole universe is expanding, why not our planet too? Not saying this is the WORD but good to keep an open mind.

  • @TheDrfoxx finally logical thinking.

  • Blind terror @ 3:58 where he realises none of it fits together!

  • on behalf of all Neal Adams supporters please... SHUT THE FUCK UP your embarrassing everyone and since you have no shame, go kill your self

  • a fat guy in shorts and sitting on a couch with a balloon and a bible is no competition for years of research by scientific professionals. This is obvious...

  • @JackHanley123 yes it looks rediculous i agree, but the scientist that proposed moon craters were caused by impacts is still alive today. And ask him about ridicule.

  • I thought about doing the baloon thing when I watched the Neil Adams video.

    I love how he sucks the air out of the baloon instead of just letting it out.

  • Good job buddy. Hopefully you know 9/11 was a demolition done by Israel & Zionist Traitors, the Holocaust is 100% Communist Jew bullshit, the Moon Walk is a Lie, Global Warming is a Hoax & scheme for Globalization, Globalization is just another name for International Jew Communism, MACRO evolution is another deception (I am not even religious & I know this). On and on the JEW lies go. 109 territories throughout history had to remove these sick parasites. Mass Media + FED = JEWS. John 8:44

  • @parasitesarefunny u are a parasite who has been seriously miinformed!

  • @alexgibb9000 oh were you taken out of your comfort zone with this video? your words speak the truth. your scared of this theory. scared to death.

  • You not only SAY bullshit... the whole YOU are a PIECE OF BULLSHIT!!!

  • LOL at 3:29 he says "crustaceous" LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @JetpackNinjaDinosaur tell me do you have some videos on you tube i can make fun of?

  • @datzfast

    I do, now why don't you go there and downrate, and post stupid comments and wasting your time. I have more than enough subscribers to make up for morons like you.

  • You're full of shit. Go die in a fire.

  • Do you suppose it would be more comforting to be an idiot, or less comforting?

    I suppose it would be great if you knew you were an idiot and just accepted it, but what if you were like this guy? He thinks he's smart. He thinks he's making an argument, but everyone else thinks he's making a comedy album.

    Maybe he's not smart enough to know it. That would still be a comfortable state, I guess.

  • Adams is just another conspiracy nut. Every time he's challenged to provide evidence he has nothing to back his ideas up with. Science grows by an unfettered search for the truth, not by making videos to support sci fi. If he had any evidence, he'd have presented something by now. Hilariously he won't even dare publish, he insists people buy his 'paper' though. The world is full of conmen trying to make a quick buck, even off science.

    This is why we need more schools.

  • @Ozzyman200" this is why we need more schools" then tell me why are you watching you tube? could it be because school actually stiffles thinking? well im sure you know the answer to that one , after all here we are.

  • @datzfast

    Er, no, you can do both? Schools encourage thinking. I can see that you personally are against schools, probably because you didn't do well in them. Many teachers use youtube in class.

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  • @datzfast your fishing, you want to know if i have a phd or md screw yo you coprophagist.

  • @datzfast

    Lol, you said "screw yo you coprophagist." to yourself. Funniest thing I've seen in ages. Yep, I bet you've got 10 PhDs.

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  • Explain earthquakes.

  • They are not speed boats, they are not floating

    There are no forces ? What about convective forces ? What the fuck forces are 'expanding' the earth ?

    The hundreds of millions of years never happened ? What are you on ?

    CRETACEOUS . . . not crestaceous you illiterate shit

    How is it a bad theory ? You have given me NOTHING from this

    Why arent you at work ?

  • Is this a parody of Neal Adams or a sincere follower? It takes all kinds to make a world.

  • lies go tu iceland see ......you are dumb ass

  • Causing doubt = taking your Bible away?

    Expanding the Earth causes it to be flooded?

    "America" will separate from South America? And your evidence is that you taped the continents separately to your balloon? Do you seriously believe anyone besides you is buying that?

    If your faith is so shallow that someone else's doubt will cause you to lose your Bible (or your own faith), you seriously need to consider how strong your own faith is.

    In the meantime, you'd better keep that Bible locked up!

  • This dude is loosing tons of brain cells from blowing up the balloon. It's great that you have an interest in science. Next step get an education and stop putting half baked theories on u-tube.

  • The only thing more crackers than this theory is trying to have an actual conversation with Neal Adams himself. Try it.

  • Science does not bring about such doubts about God, creationist do!!! Try reading some actual science books and drive around some mopuntains, and reading about the regional geology of where you go... There is nothing ungodly about scientific study...

  • Basically, none of the evidence from the earth sciences supports this expanding earth theory.

    All the geological facts are presently better explained by plate tectonics.

    There is no physics mechanism that would account for why the earth would 'expand'.

    Water, and lots of it, was around on the ancient earth causing sedimentation and sedimentary rocks.

  • A for effort of that balloon globe! i love it! :) thx!

  • lol, crustaceous!

  • I watch this every day before work so I feel good about myself.

  • how come the land mass dosent expands and the seas do ////???? and why do christians all have a diferant story when you all read the same book that was written buy people who wernt even there at the time??

  • actually not all rift expasnsion is under sea, i have see soom on dry land. and on Mars it happens entirely on dry land so what is your point?

  • HAHAHA what a great way to make fun of that dolt Neal Adams!

  • Get over it people!

    There is no "God"!!!

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  • His future prediction about separating continents is contradicted by precise geophysical measurements that supports the african plate pushing into the eurasian plate. Maybe south america will separate from north america; but it's not because of an expanding earth.

    It's [plate tectonics] just a bad theory... because his 'evidence' (blowing up a balloon with continents stuck on them) is contrary to all of the geoscientists' years of accumulated evidence in favor of plate tectonics? No.

  • right, if the earth were truly expanding we would have to have built in math constants in our calculations to get everything to come out right, things like dark matter and dark energy would have to be invented to explain discrepancy.

  • "And when it [the earth] did expand, it [the expansion] flooded the entire earth." Wouldn't all the ocean water just flow into the expanded empty ocean basins? Or did the earth flood first (water came from out of thin air... or was it God's invisible hand again), then suddenly expand to its present size with continents speed boating along to their present locations?

  • Ha! Wasn't long before some creationist would use expanding earth to try to 'prove' the bible is true. I'm convinced. A balloon with taped-on continents vs analysis of similar rock strata, seafloor spreading (this is his evidence?), similar fossil distributions, continents fitting together (oh this is his evidence too), seismic and volcanic activity along plate boundaries, subduction, island arc systems, mountain building, water was on ancient earth, ocean fossils, radiometric dating, etc. etc.

  • yea i expected as much because it has a planet with no oceans becoming coveted with oceans.

  • "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

    People who believe things because they think the Bible says them have a long history of being wrong. Try not to forget the lesson of Galileo, hmm?

  • quote: 'These are little speed boats' What it or you might take your eye out with that South America.

  • He`s right. That`s when Adam & Eve rode dinosaurs to church.

  • That reveals that u dont know a thing about geology or if you do ur ignoring it

  • Beware The "Crustaceous" (Cretaceous) Period! This era was marked by huge crustaceans that attacked and consumed the world! Ahhhhh!

    The balloon model is inadequate, because it expands uniformly; really good evidence exists that the earth did expand, but, differentially, mostly and first in the Pacific, less and second in the Atlantic. And, there is also good evidence that first it shrank, so oceans rose, and, as the gentleman said, flooded the world. As for how long ago, it is hard to say.

  • you stole my theory of expanse i thought of this in 1983 lol

  • " ...the crestacious age..." LOL

  • had to laugh at the end when he said were nat ready for this yet dough . HIs ma / sister must have screwed his pa / brother so now he plays with himself / nephew

  • Im suprised this guy is allowed balloons and video cameras, let alone access to the internet...what a fucking moron. the earth 5000 years old!! right that explains cave paintings that are 40000 years old and dinosaur fossils that are 65000000 years old, proven with radio carbon dating!!! hang this guy please!!!!

  • radio carbon dating is only accurate for ages older than 65 thousand years, so you can't really use carbon dating to date things 65 million yeas. Need to use some other dating method to do that

  • cheers, i never knew that

  • had to laugh at the end when he said were nat ready for this yet dough . HIs ma / sister must have screwed his pa / brother so now he plays with himself / nephew

  • @alex gibb 9000 right because your science is wrong you ridicule truth. you are more religious that he is. he believe is an unseen good that doesnt have location.you see something real and refuse to believe his balloons. i pity you because if truth slapped your face you would be blind to it. by the way he didn't prove the age of the earth but he did prove an expanding earth beyond a shadow of a doubt.

  • @datzfast do this, explain any reason that the shape of the continent should fit together in their entirety on a smaller globe. you cant. you cant you cant. other that it must have been a smaller globe, your already hanging your self and your dead to truth. 

  • 5000 years ago..????......so i guess dinosaurs are less then 5000 years old

  • Well done Joe, your use of foresic geological evidence (blowing a baloon up) is exceptionally hard to refute

  • LOL Stick to making those little balloon dogs as a clown at kids parties, because you're aint no rocket scientist LOL

  • The Crustaceous Period! LOL.. When the only creatures around were crustaceans.

  • I was so hoping that this was going to turn out to just be a spoof. Its sad that there are people out in this world with this low of intelligence.

  • honestly Pangea is more stupid,,,,,,,

  • I gave you 5 stars for being so brave! Good job.

  • The idea of an expanding earth is older than you friend.

  • I've seen this moron before. Who the hell is he?

  • '*high pitched voice* africa is going to seperate itsself from europe...'

    *facepalm*

  • Cute presentation. Right? Wrong? Hey, you're doing no worse than the top mainstream scientists, so don't give up.

  • i like this guy..most people don't understand his satire or sacrcasm towards neal adams theory

  • Cutting edge science in action

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  • lol i honestly think that this makes sense so before you call him an idiot you should think about all the people who thought the world was flat....... you might be the idiot "im just saying"

  • its well funny because he is an asshole but HE IS RIGHT(not about the bible)

  • What a complete and utter ignorant moron

  • idiot

  • Oldest fish fossiles of 480 millions years old are found on land and in the Rocky Mountains. The oldest part of the ocean floor is only 180 million years old and gets younger as you get closer to land. Earth expanded due to the stresses of fast spin, like taking a spoon & stirring a glass of milk, you see a swirling hole form & the milk expand. The glass keeps it in though. As the earth expanded, it spread continents and oceans dumped in rifts. Larger earth slowed spin.

  • The Earth did expand, but not for religious reasons and it happend over 180 million years ago. All the continents did connect. You can take the west coast of the USA, Canada, Mexico, & South America & connect them with Australia, Japan, East Russia, extra. They fit like a puzzle just like the Atlantic continents do.

  • The village idiot can make videos.

    It's horrifying that people like this exist.

  • constructive discussion, you are for sure the most perfect being in the universe. tip: if you get horrified by "people like this", try using the mirror instead...

  • Don't pass out on that balloon buddy...

  • oh boy...

  • Your an idiot I'm afraid.

  • "Gotta make sure de tape sticks" LOL

  • when the earth was at its smallest there wasnt much water. it was hit by a comet that was mostly ice. thats were the extra water came from. one theory

  • I belive there's a village missing an Idiot... HE'S HERE IVE FOUND HIM.. Na just kidden lol I think you may be on to something there Einstine.

  • This guy is a fag

  • sooo Carbon dating is wrong?..... and subduction, aaaand ummm oh wait.... Your a person who belives in fairies, and mythical beings... How silly of me to try to speak logically to you.

  • I gave you 4 stars. 4 and half if it was allowed. Scientific Establishment has been taken over by politics and the conspiracy to subjugate mankind. Into dumbed down worker donkeys. That fuel the elites self made utopia. The water, (ice) and extra matter could have come from orbiting material, like Saturn's rings, that once enveloped the earth. Then suddenly collapsed.

  • LOL faggot

  • Most of this video was just him blowing up a balloon i fail to get the point of this video.

  • So where did the water come from?

    And where the hell will this fire come from?

  • what a waste of time!

  • growingearthdebait(dot)mybb3(d­ot)org

  • earthquakes and ice ages anyone?

    btw, the straight of Gibraltar is narrowing....OHW OOPS JUST BUSTED YOUR IDEA!?

  • But won't the fire burst your balloon?

  • Yes, the fire may burst his balloon. Hmmmmmmmmm . . . Oh, wait . . . Maybe he can go into the Hollow Earth, which has an indoor pool, I believe.

  • crustaceous age...

  • Wow this guy is so stupid it makes my head hurt. I am no scientist but an expanding earth is ridiculous. Where is the mass coming from?

  • the earths core...

    Since the plates were locked together pretty nicley it built up alot of pressure and started expanding the plates, Thats why we have volcanoes (which also helped bring some new land), and thats why they erupt because the earth is still expanding today.

  • sorry but no.

  • @xMrPookx impossible to answer, because we live within the universe, everything is relative to us, apart from the physical measurement of a few centimetres per year gap between the continents. Science HAS proved that space and everyting within it is expanding, so of course our planet is also expanding. Go check it out... i dont claim to have any answers, but expanding space does get you thinking about expanding earth. peace

  • Too bad his voice didnt go up in pitch..

  • ok how the mountains ,mountains chains were created ?

  • AND NOW IS THE EARTH HOLLOW?

  • how do you explain the fact that some continent are growing, the fact that there is oil in antartica!! oil need HOT pressure to form.

    =| - you have no right to say that science is wrong. you belive what you do, and let others believe the science. !

  • Third Day. -- Verse 9: God also said: Let the waters that are under the heaven, be gathered together into one place: and let the dry land appear. And it was so done. 10: And God called the dry land, Earth; and the gathering together of the waters, he called Seas. And God saw that it was good.

  • brilliant!

  • Except for the whole religious and five thousand year old earth this guy is spot on.....

  • rayleyt666: "u are such an ass hole full of dried pieces of shit "

    Shakespeare could not have put it better himself!

  • LOL! How scientific!

  • you got quite an imagination. As "your" earth expands shouldn't we see more land being exposed due to the "growing" of the earth and if so shouldn't some seas disappear you know vanish, pass out of sight. The more land exposed the less water covering it. Kind of like a fat guy outgrowing his plain white T's

  • GREATNESS :D

  • ahhh...finally Neil got his audience - Rednecks!

    a worthy audience for a worthy theory.

  • so its true we are moving into aquarius time and the earath gonna be cover with mostly all water last man on the himalayas win

  • better learn to swim

  • Calling a theory a "bad theory" without evidence. Remind anyone of anything? LOL!

  • Mmm, Crustaceous Period. Kinda want some Pizza Hut.

  • Mr Timble, I tried your page but everything is whited out.

    Just because you believe something doesn't make it true. What makes truth is overwhelming empiracal evidence that ties surrounding attributes together in logical manners. Simply believing something by faith does not make it true. Neither does praying about it make it true. Most of you pray like witches seeking to cause a spirit to move by your power. So you pray harder. But it doesn't work, and it doesn't make it true.

  • If god hadn't invented tape we'd all have fallen off the face of the earth!

  • this is why your kids should go to university

    other wise they may end up like this guy.

  • im agnostic and i belive that people should be open enougth to be able to take in different peoples view on religion. A lot of religion does explain a lot that science cant explain. even the theory of relativity (evolution) doesn't explain a lot such a how we evolved to have organs and working together witch each other. Creationism does. im not saying creationism explains it all though, because there is still undoutable proof or a slow change in different species. Im just saying be more open.

  • Wow.

  • i farted god out of my ass. and jesus from my piss. you really cant belive in this god crap can you?

  • And I can't prove that you didn't.

  • The Crestacious LOL

  • This guy makes a great point...against creationism.  How can people be this stupid?

  • this is all bullcrap!!!!! idiot

  • lol

    i thinck your right, your stomatch did in fact expand

  • Buy any introductory geology text AND READ IT!! The only thing this video "proves" is; if you believe in the bible you can believe anything.

  • Shove the bible up your arse, tyrant(s).

  • you are so, so, stupid

  • To believe that the Earth is 5,000 years old is just plain idiotic. The Bible is not a book about the history of the world. What is wrong with people?

  • Actually, i believe Pangea DID exsist, but the Bible then says 'the land opened up and water poured out', something like that. I think when the flood happened, the land moved apart until the world was flooded, and it all settled creating our aquifers and oceans.

  • It does say in the creation that the water was gathered to one place.

    Gen 1

    9 ¶ And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto ONE PLACE, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

  • I am not sure if my comment through, so I will post if again.

    To the guy who made this video...

    You are retarded.

  • To the guy who made this...you are retarded.

  • Well, actually if the earth started out small it could have been covered with water as the beginning in Genesis states. As it expanded, the water would have settled in the low lands.

    It is also known that the formation of the mountains of tibet changed planetary weather. That could cause a cataclysm like the flood.

  • What if the earth was all together at the beginning except for small seas. After all, the first creation is spiritual, not physical. Look at what the bible says.

    Gen 2

    ..., in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens, 5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

  • Crustasious Age? Dude, seriously, learn how to read. You sound like you never GED'ed out of Elementary School.

    As for the Earth being CLEANSED BY FIRE, okay, if the Earth is going to expand again, by your own logic the water is going to RISE again, somehow magically like the 1st time. How is there going to be any fire with all that water?

  • so..... the earth EXPANDS.... thus OF COURSE the water level RISES...

    Hmmmmm....

    Hmmmmm....

    So pray tell how when a sphere expands, adding =MORE= surface area, the existing water covers MORE area DEEPER?

  • u are such an ass hole full of dried pieces of shit