I would sooner go to the dentist and have a root canal with no anesthetic than listen to that a second time. I actually play the violin and have performed in so many places it would make your fuzzy little head explode. Whatever the hell this video was suppossed to be you have disgraced the sacred art of playing the violin and are doomed to one of the inermost circles of hell. Have a nice day.
drugs are bad guys take this example (otherwise retarded, but anyway drug's abuse aftermaths) jajaja :) sorry for the violin could be in better hands.
so how did you get a violin you dumbass? I bet you stole it from some kid that was actually LEARNING how to play it. Please douse yourself in gasoline and light a match.
Ok, I play the violin and there's MILLIONS of things wrong with how your playing. Your not holding the bow OR the violin right. Your playing is horrible, needless to say. The violin is a beautiful instrument, there's NO NEED to disgrace it with your horrible playing techniques.
First your not holding the bow right and you dont how to play ! Im much better than you and im way younger i will make a video of me playing it may sound bad because of my bow its all dirty! So change does and you might sound better and poor bow and volin!
really -_- ?…...….. precious seconds of my life that I am never getting back….. not to mention the ear problems i now probably have … does anyone knows if i can sue this guy?
Okay, so, that's not the greatest. You kind of need to learn the difference between a lot of notes and key signatures and a fast tempo, and great music. You could have the simplist song ever and still have it amazing. While that, is shit.
Your bow is to tight, thats all i have to say because i am no longer to live because my ears were destroyed and now im going to kill myself. good day sir :3
The day after we start to appreciate this violin of his, will be armageddon and we all shall be smacked in the face by comets! When we arrive at St. Peters gate, Bach will smack us again and say to us, You let this man turn a beautiful instrument into a shitpile with strings!
Then God will send us all down to hell for listening to this pigvomit of a player!
Psh ok well that was stupid. Just throwin it out there, the best violin solo I've heard is from Frank Zappa's "Gumbo Variations". That shit blew me away.
wow, can you send me the sheet music for this, haha.... You know if you'd come up with some philosophical bullshit beforehand explaining what the piece was about like "with this piece I was trying to convey the likeness of spherical geometry to the modern hectic and often intangible conflicts between ourselves and our wants and desires" then you'd have more of a positive response, especially from arty types, emperors new clothes style, after all you're wearing clothes made from the finest silk
WHY are people getting all upset about this?? WHY are people asking if this is really the way he plays, and if so, he needs "lessons"? Are people THIS STUPID to take this video seriously?? Don't you have eyes and ears you dolts? Not that it was funny - because it wasn't - but it WAS an attempt at humor (more like a 11 year old attempt at humor). ....NOT A REAL EFFORT AT PLAYING MUSIC...... I don't know who to be mad at here: the spaz, or the commentors!
Sir, I do hope you are joking. Have you ever held a violin before this video? I have played violin for seven years now and I don't think I could produce that ghastly noise to save my life. I got an instant headache. Normally I would not comment, but it seemed like you were insulting violin players and I had to say something. If you are not, then I am sorry. I would advise lessons and years of practice.
This must be one of those rare videos where somebody comments on X number of people accidentally hit the like button, instead of the other way around.
0:19 You've committed blasphemy in violin, Thank god you had these effects on the video or else i'd have known your face! So Arrogant and so childish! I could tell that poor violin is Crying!
Completely lacks skill... very unprofessional and disrespectful to the violin. YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM MUSIC and I never want to hear your **** again.
Ugh...the dumbass filter and a performance described as yummy were enough to tell me this guy's an idiot. I wasn't sure. I watched 2 seconds. Now I'm sure this guy's an idiot.
a video with a "best X ever" claim in the title is most often already assured to be a bad video, but this one just killed the bird.
then again this video might just be a spoof of those which are serious about it, so i think i'll even give this one a thumbs up...
LinkEX 1 month ago
i think 80 people are dead
mister go to hell.
ErZabbas 2 months ago
Oh....My......God......HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! THAT IS TERRIBLE. YOU ARE DISGRACING THE ART OF THE VIOLIN!
Pvviolinist 2 months ago
LOL made me laugh thumbs up!
quitCCP2defyitsEVIL 3 months ago
Stop is terrible
MrPerrillo15 4 months ago
hahahha you people don't realise this it's a joke?? O.o your r way too serious xDD
PinkTomboyGirl 4 months ago
poor violin...
XxFlor3nc1AxX 4 months ago
It. hurts.
Sighcopathy 4 months ago
So beautiful QQ
moosher12 4 months ago
dick!
joebstarsurfer 4 months ago
He did make it black and white, so nobody could recognize him xP
XxFlor3nc1AxX 4 months ago
Thanks for making my ears bleed
FFCNatz30 4 months ago
Tu deiner Geige/Violine einen Gefallen und verbrenne sie xD
SessChan 4 months ago
shut up and appreciate!!!i bet u critics have spent your time in worse things and places
saxofone7033 4 months ago
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL~~!!!
Nikkisinger1 5 months ago
Its...just.Brutal...
Rka012 5 months ago
i don't think he can actually play
TheQuizniz 5 months ago
I would sooner go to the dentist and have a root canal with no anesthetic than listen to that a second time. I actually play the violin and have performed in so many places it would make your fuzzy little head explode. Whatever the hell this video was suppossed to be you have disgraced the sacred art of playing the violin and are doomed to one of the inermost circles of hell. Have a nice day.
MrSpock316 5 months ago
This guy has amazing technical ability. I'd like to see him use it with different material.
maryblitzerfield 5 months ago
What a TWAT ! Waste of time ! Fucking learn an instrument you talentless freak of nature ! Peace Ye`All !!
auto4union 5 months ago
hahahaha my day was great until i watched your horrible video hahaha,but anyway go to hell and DIEEEEE.
patitayope 5 months ago
die~die~diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee
alaanees 5 months ago
can you teach me?
0Stein0 5 months ago
Ok jack black
madym19 5 months ago
This was the first time he played violin. creep
lottepetot100 5 months ago
@lottepetot100
Fur sure like I can play so ich better
SexyDLW 5 months ago
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@lottepetot100
Fur sure like I can play so much better
SexyDLW 5 months ago
It's Genius!
TheKScott89 5 months ago
wTF?!?!?!?
elormsrigboh 5 months ago
tocate esta .i. hijo de puta >.<
rauteu2 5 months ago
retard
pantherelio 5 months ago
Did you accidentally press the fast forward button? Or are you serious?
Panchan88 5 months ago
Please STOP
tvojaSuja 5 months ago
AHHHHH MY EARSSSSSSSS
mercybaby25 5 months ago
My cat ran out of the room in the first 4 seconds.
I should have followed.
I guess it is true that animals can sense impending disaster.
Baassfloow 5 months ago 8
@Baassfloow surely,this had to before music was invented.ray.matlock
TheRay1930 5 months ago
now im deaf after i heard the first 4 seconds ..
dbeltran0724 5 months ago
74 people are deaf that's why they pushed the like button.
Thumbs up if you agree:)
concorde123100 5 months ago 18
WHOoooooHooo!! I LOVE IT ;)
This guy must have an awesome cousin...
CurlsandBubbaB 5 months ago
come on guys ... give him an opportunity ... go on man .... one day you may be a good crow .
gangesterarab93 5 months ago
Clearly, the greatest musician ever to walk the face of the earth.
Huxteuyia 5 months ago
this is why people like him should not be allowed to hold, much less play a violin
abarre6 5 months ago
poor violin- I want the 23 seconds I wasted on this video back *_*
Kane614 5 months ago 2
you hide yourself cuz u suck, i feel sorry for that violin.
chrno5 5 months ago
what shitty person!! how.... why would toture a violin like that!!!!! ASShole i so fell like kicking your fat stupid ass!!!!
tokihlela 5 months ago
Thi is how i wake up my kids in the morning... dear god make it stop!
MyPyromaniac666 5 months ago
what?
JustAlittleCrazy1 5 months ago
Poor Violin...
Bluesky4392 5 months ago
idiot
eldaor 5 months ago
Ma fa cagare!
anukua2 5 months ago
This is disturbing.
8Kazuja8 5 months ago
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is this suppose to be funny??
sonik4440hunk 5 months ago
is this suppose to be funny??
sonik4440hunk 5 months ago
is this suppose to be funny??
sonik4440hunk 5 months ago
Omg... I pitty the violin.. I kinda wanna hit you...
satsuki010 5 months ago
what the elf.
clearmusician 5 months ago
So beautiful!
IpsediCicero 6 months ago
Hes just damaging the strings like that
TheDerpyAnthro 6 months ago
Holy shit
TheDerpyAnthro 6 months ago
Fuck
andreagothviking 6 months ago
drugs are bad guys take this example (otherwise retarded, but anyway drug's abuse aftermaths) jajaja :) sorry for the violin could be in better hands.
jdennis17 6 months ago
I think it's a better name for this song is "My ears are burning"
Gadockahrok 6 months ago
that violin does not deserve such a bad treatment.
Please Give it to someone.
And you, please dedicate to agriculture or digging graves or something similar
luisbedachinchilla 6 months ago
que porcaria é essa??
karinna87kk 6 months ago
man you are trully a genius
greenacidd 6 months ago
Hands up And down
Good
Good allround
Noona313 6 months ago
thanks for taking such an instrument that makes such beautiful music and making it sound like shit
theredpearl2 6 months ago
.and strap a bomb to your balls....do the world a favor....and u sux again....peace
stringsplayer120 6 months ago
dude you sux.....thats whats up
stringsplayer120 6 months ago
OMG he is killing that violin!!!!
crazy132587 6 months ago
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you are wasting your life
Mangalis2834 6 months ago
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man, why don't you just go fuck yourself...
TheEbojfm 6 months ago
pobre violin!!!!! esta sufriendoooo!!! :( OMG!
vocestela16 6 months ago
GO FUCK YOURSELF MAN
andrexfom 6 months ago 2
WOW MAN,AWSOME! I think that's off one of Frank Zappas first Symphony Albums, "Won Ton On/Rrrrrzzz!!!" I think you NAILED It!
waynedanberry 6 months ago
someone please call 911
micolorao1 7 months ago 2
we are literally watching a murder video...
laraXxlisXx 7 months ago
OMFG WHY DESTROY A VIOLIN LIKE THAT!! WTF!!!!!
laraXxlisXx 7 months ago
stop killing the violin!
MathieuDeVinois 7 months ago
wish i didnt skip to middle now my ears are bleeding
ProDiGy7o7 7 months ago
cunt
philskype101 7 months ago
so how did you get a violin you dumbass? I bet you stole it from some kid that was actually LEARNING how to play it. Please douse yourself in gasoline and light a match.
sadalite 7 months ago
your making a mockery!! idiot!
jessilucille 7 months ago
. . . IDIOT WTF u know wat gz u just did worse then a kid of age of 2 . . .
NamiAnAngel 7 months ago
Cool! I go to be the 700th dislike.
Astrobrant2 8 months ago
anyone knows that movie pi? about that mathematicians with a broken mind. This songs reminds me when the guy is having a major psychosis.
dude, keep the terrible work and you will be in the guinness book.
markuzbrr 8 months ago
You dick how could you!
Biolo2 8 months ago
Ok, I play the violin and there's MILLIONS of things wrong with how your playing. Your not holding the bow OR the violin right. Your playing is horrible, needless to say. The violin is a beautiful instrument, there's NO NEED to disgrace it with your horrible playing techniques.
xosammiebabexo 8 months ago
my fuckin g ears your a pric k!
personalinstuctor25 8 months ago
First your not holding the bow right and you dont how to play ! Im much better than you and im way younger i will make a video of me playing it may sound bad because of my bow its all dirty! So change does and you might sound better and poor bow and volin!
cupcakes12310 8 months ago
really -_- ?…...….. precious seconds of my life that I am never getting back….. not to mention the ear problems i now probably have … does anyone knows if i can sue this guy?
saki14duh 8 months ago
Okay, so, that's not the greatest. You kind of need to learn the difference between a lot of notes and key signatures and a fast tempo, and great music. You could have the simplist song ever and still have it amazing. While that, is shit.
Sorry.
theKydrock1 8 months ago
Your bow is to tight, thats all i have to say because i am no longer to live because my ears were destroyed and now im going to kill myself. good day sir :3
TheGuardianAngel666 8 months ago
Dude I so get it.
musicfiend648 8 months ago
first of all, YOU'RE NOT HOLDING THE BOW RIGHT JHEEZZ
Dustlandindie 9 months ago
why is everyone trying to fill Youtube with shit?
dumitruchi 9 months ago
YOU ARE CRAZY....
speed60140 9 months ago 2
The day after we start to appreciate this violin of his, will be armageddon and we all shall be smacked in the face by comets! When we arrive at St. Peters gate, Bach will smack us again and say to us, You let this man turn a beautiful instrument into a shitpile with strings!
Then God will send us all down to hell for listening to this pigvomit of a player!
VagrantVideoViewer 9 months ago 2
Is it bad that I actually really enjoyed this??
Winklepinklepuff 9 months ago
i am going to kill myself
nisim2000 9 months ago
Absolutely horrendous!!!!
chrisfineart 9 months ago
FUCK YOU!
limyouliang 9 months ago
I m so sad for this poor Violin !!! God bless him
Maralegar2009 9 months ago
Probably the only decent part was 2:52...
firebot4 10 months ago 46
Your bow's too tight and you're playing on the fingerboard. :p Other than that it was fantastic!!!
Note: Sarcasm was used in this comment. :p
dubedition1111 10 months ago
My eyes are burning from this PURE SHIT!!
firebot4 10 months ago
Fuck U!!!!!
TheAliatta 10 months ago
(((COCK))) ..!
MrAlastair39 10 months ago
you want to break that violin..
ffonceca 10 months ago
I don't believe the word suck could possibly encompass this vile ear damaging crap from hell.
grbtruck 10 months ago
Psh ok well that was stupid. Just throwin it out there, the best violin solo I've heard is from Frank Zappa's "Gumbo Variations". That shit blew me away.
MrAmputechture 10 months ago
wow, can you send me the sheet music for this, haha.... You know if you'd come up with some philosophical bullshit beforehand explaining what the piece was about like "with this piece I was trying to convey the likeness of spherical geometry to the modern hectic and often intangible conflicts between ourselves and our wants and desires" then you'd have more of a positive response, especially from arty types, emperors new clothes style, after all you're wearing clothes made from the finest silk
joelomax 10 months ago
Hey you weren't supposed to record me singing!
AnnaTheGreat1 10 months ago
just try some ring modulation and it will be fine!
dfeeeeeeee 10 months ago
Epic. Well, good job at making "The Worst Violin Solo".
epic1beckner 10 months ago
My "burning ears" describes it better!
S0NNABEND 10 months ago
okay ur just making fun of the violin when its so great and i hope when you do that again you break it so i dont have to hear that again!
tepora81 10 months ago
Agh.. Dammit my ears... Had the volume way to high.
xXmintyISmeXx 10 months ago
What a Cock !!
robfar10 10 months ago
it made me laugh :D
MrIsaacZed 10 months ago
You are really a disharmonycal misunderstoded murrshan genious. You just took the wrong planet xD
ElLegendarioRuso 11 months ago
Wtf! I think you broke my ears!
nothing980454 11 months ago
and now.......a yak
yak yaaaaaak yaAak
HAHAHAHA ace ventura
ilkorkred07 11 months ago
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now you can rest in piece.......
jenzhip150180 11 months ago
after i hit ''play'' I just asked myself : WHY ..
your6602 11 months ago 24
im pretty damn sure the 60 ppl up there didnt hit the play button..
your6602 11 months ago
SUCK MY BALLS
tillo1808 11 months ago
you call that violin?... just saying
triplebanana2 11 months ago
WHY are people getting all upset about this?? WHY are people asking if this is really the way he plays, and if so, he needs "lessons"? Are people THIS STUPID to take this video seriously?? Don't you have eyes and ears you dolts? Not that it was funny - because it wasn't - but it WAS an attempt at humor (more like a 11 year old attempt at humor). ....NOT A REAL EFFORT AT PLAYING MUSIC...... I don't know who to be mad at here: the spaz, or the commentors!
pizzacrime 11 months ago
FUCK U U SUCK DICK MAN,
chingstasnipe 11 months ago
Sir, I do hope you are joking. Have you ever held a violin before this video? I have played violin for seven years now and I don't think I could produce that ghastly noise to save my life. I got an instant headache. Normally I would not comment, but it seemed like you were insulting violin players and I had to say something. If you are not, then I am sorry. I would advise lessons and years of practice.
VegetarianBooklover 11 months ago
dude, i'm afraid your not joking, because you played just shit and then, to make it worst, you do it x2 or x4 speed... jerk
jose0tomas 11 months ago
omg sir.. u making funny video? or just the reality? im just curious.... no offense...poor violin :'( hahaha
iSpecious 11 months ago
omg sir.. u making funny video? or just the reality? im just curious.... no offense
iSpecious 11 months ago
Ok:
loosen the hairs on the bow
slow it down to real speed
keep better control over the bow so as you don't go the wrong side of the bridge
and for fuck's sake if you're going to make it realistic or at least plausable, take the bloody finger stickers off!
JackyRowe 11 months ago
This must be one of those rare videos where somebody comments on X number of people accidentally hit the like button, instead of the other way around.
LeoPals357 11 months ago
And i think that my violin was suffering...
xChowder07 11 months ago
Damn, you sound like me !!!
watson1neil 11 months ago
look like you're 30+ posting these ridiculous videos....how childish..
turkeytarik 11 months ago
0:19 You've committed blasphemy in violin, Thank god you had these effects on the video or else i'd have known your face! So Arrogant and so childish! I could tell that poor violin is Crying!
VesterCrowley9 11 months ago 2
poor cat! :D
atheistonly 1 year ago
Completely lacks skill... very unprofessional and disrespectful to the violin. YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM MUSIC and I never want to hear your **** again.
jhendricks316 1 year ago
you creep me out ._.
BBJmeta3 1 year ago
Fuck Yoo
399199i 1 year ago
this isn't music it pure crap
balkaransran 1 year ago
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this isn't music it pure crap
balkaransran 1 year ago
this isn't musice it pure crap
balkaransran 1 year ago
this isn't musice it pure crap
balkaransran 1 year ago
Someone call an eardocter....mine needs surgery!!!!!!
polcratood 1 year ago
Dumb!!!
Vic0008 1 year ago
my cat can do better
talontheswift 1 year ago
master!!!!
discouniverse 1 year ago
awesome...learn to play violin!
atinelecrazy93 1 year ago
go fuck yourself /to the one who posted
oficiu23 1 year ago
it is caressing my ears
PhDPhilippe 1 year ago
Rofl
xXsuperkatXx1 1 year ago
absolutely beautiful.
thousandumbrellas 1 year ago
@thousandumbrellas you have no sence of music
talontheswift 1 year ago
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thousandumbrellas 1 year ago
@talontheswift
it was sarcasm chap. how many of you idiots don't realize that this guy is joking and probably laughs at these comments you tards put?
if you want to see a real violinist, look up Joshua Bell
p.s. you misspelled sense
thousandumbrellas 1 year ago
fuck this SHIT... u caused me a headech you fuck face !!!
smsm7ossam 1 year ago
I'm going to ask what everyone here is thinking: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??
Yazora 1 year ago 42
@Yazora HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT COMMENT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD................
Broomehall 10 months ago
@Yazora i feel like i'm inside a train engine >.<
icyicylove 6 months ago
You're causing noise pollution =.="
WizardLim11 1 year ago
484 people not watched the video complete
JuaNiToCraCk29 1 year ago
relax your wrist and let it flow
looney408 1 year ago
mate do us a favour and go jump of a bridge!!!dan will love yo music...
papayi139 1 year ago
fuck you
deux55 1 year ago 2
fuck you!
andrei199422ful 1 year ago
I think he use his masturbating technics in the violin :P
Giorikas86 1 year ago
not again JEEZ
notagainjez 1 year ago
nut music
iamvosong 1 year ago
fucking sound ever!!
9rockky 1 year ago
um one question, did he kill he violin???
RHEB68 1 year ago
Ugh...the dumbass filter and a performance described as yummy were enough to tell me this guy's an idiot. I wasn't sure. I watched 2 seconds. Now I'm sure this guy's an idiot.
Licreh 1 year ago 16
You are retarded.