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  • a video with a "best X ever" claim in the title is most often already assured to be a bad video, but this one just killed the bird.

    then again this video might just be a spoof of those which are serious about it, so i think i'll even give this one a thumbs up...

  • i think 80 people are dead

    mister go to hell.

  • Oh....My......God......HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! THAT IS TERRIBLE. YOU ARE DISGRACING THE ART OF THE VIOLIN!

  • LOL made me laugh thumbs up!

  • Stop is terrible

  • hahahha you people don't realise this it's a joke?? O.o your r way too serious xDD

  • poor violin...

  • It. hurts.

  • So beautiful QQ

  • dick!

  • He did make it black and white, so nobody could recognize him xP

  • Thanks for making my ears bleed

  • Tu deiner Geige/Violine einen Gefallen und verbrenne sie xD

  • shut up and appreciate!!!i bet u critics have spent your time in worse things and places

  • THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL~~!!!

  • Its...just.Brutal...

  • i don't think he can actually play

  • I would sooner go to the dentist and have a root canal with no anesthetic than listen to that a second time. I actually play the violin and have performed in so many places it would make your fuzzy little head explode. Whatever the hell this video was suppossed to be you have disgraced the sacred art of playing the violin and are doomed to one of the inermost circles of hell. Have a nice day.

  • This guy has amazing technical ability. I'd like to see him use it with different material.

  • What a TWAT ! Waste of time ! Fucking learn an instrument you talentless freak of nature ! Peace Ye`All !!

  • hahahaha my day was great until i watched your horrible video hahaha,but anyway go to hell and DIEEEEE.

  • die~die~diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

  • can you teach me?

  • Ok jack black

  • This was the first time he played violin. creep

  • @lottepetot100

    Fur sure like I can play so ich better

  • It's Genius!

  • wTF?!?!?!?

    

  • tocate esta .i. hijo de puta >.<

  • retard

    

  • Did you accidentally press the fast forward button? Or are you serious?

  • Please STOP

  • AHHHHH MY EARSSSSSSSS

  • My cat ran out of the room in the first 4 seconds.

    I should have followed.

    I guess it is true that animals can sense impending disaster.

  • @Baassfloow surely,this had to before music was invented.ray.matlock

  • now im deaf after i heard the first 4 seconds ..

  • 74 people are deaf that's why they pushed the like button.

    Thumbs up if you agree:)

  • WHOoooooHooo!! I LOVE IT ;)

    This guy must have an awesome cousin...

  • come on guys ... give him an opportunity ... go on man .... one day you may be a good crow .

  • Clearly, the greatest musician ever to walk the face of the earth.

  • this is why people like him should not be allowed to hold, much less play a violin

  • poor violin- I want the 23 seconds I wasted on this video back *_*

  • you hide yourself cuz u suck, i feel sorry for that violin.

  • what shitty person!! how.... why would toture a violin like that!!!!! ASShole i so fell like kicking your fat stupid ass!!!!

  • Thi is how i wake up my kids in the morning... dear god make it stop!

  • what?

    

  • Poor Violin...

    

  • idiot

  • Ma fa cagare!

  • This is disturbing.

  • is this suppose to be funny??

  • is this suppose to be funny??

  • Omg... I pitty the violin.. I kinda wanna hit you...

  • what the elf.

  • So beautiful!

  • Hes just damaging the strings like that

  • Holy shit

  • Fuck

  • drugs are bad guys take this example (otherwise retarded, but anyway drug's abuse aftermaths) jajaja :) sorry for the violin could be in better hands.

  • I think it's a better name for this song is "My ears are burning"

  • that violin does not deserve such a bad treatment.

    Please Give it to someone.

    And you, please dedicate to agriculture or digging graves or something similar

  • que porcaria é essa??

  • man you are trully a genius

  • Hands up And down

    Good

    Good allround

  • thanks for taking such an instrument that makes such beautiful music and making it sound like shit

  • .and strap a bomb to your balls....do the world a favor....and u sux again....peace

  • dude you sux.....thats whats up

  • OMG he is killing that violin!!!!

  • pobre violin!!!!! esta sufriendoooo!!! :( OMG!

  • GO FUCK YOURSELF MAN

  • WOW MAN,AWSOME! I think that's off one of Frank Zappas first Symphony Albums, "Won Ton On/Rrrrrzzz!!!" I think you NAILED It!

  • someone please call 911

  • we are literally watching a murder video...

  • OMFG WHY DESTROY A VIOLIN LIKE THAT!! WTF!!!!!

  • stop killing the violin!

  • wish i didnt skip to middle now my ears are bleeding

  • cunt

  • so how did you get a violin you dumbass? I bet you stole it from some kid that was actually LEARNING how to play it. Please douse yourself in gasoline and light a match.

  • your making a mockery!! idiot!

  • . . . IDIOT WTF u know wat gz u just did worse then a kid of age of 2 . . .

  • Cool! I go to be the 700th dislike.

  • anyone knows that movie pi? about that mathematicians with a broken mind. This songs reminds me when the guy is having a major psychosis.

    dude, keep the terrible work and you will be in the guinness book.

  • You dick how could you!

  • Ok, I play the violin and there's MILLIONS of things wrong with how your playing. Your not holding the bow OR the violin right. Your playing is horrible, needless to say. The violin is a beautiful instrument, there's NO NEED to disgrace it with your horrible playing techniques.

  • my fuckin g ears your a pric k!

  • First your not holding the bow right and you dont how to play ! Im much better than you and im way younger i will make a video of me playing it may sound bad because of my bow its all dirty! So change does and you might sound better and poor bow and volin!

  • really -_- ?…...….. precious seconds of my life that I am never getting back….. not to mention the ear problems i now probably have … does anyone knows if i can sue this guy?

  • Okay, so, that's not the greatest. You kind of need to learn the difference between a lot of notes and key signatures and a fast tempo, and great music. You could have the simplist song ever and still have it amazing. While that, is shit.

    Sorry.

  • Your bow is to tight, thats all i have to say because i am no longer to live because my ears were destroyed and now im going to kill myself. good day sir :3

  • Dude I so get it.

  • first of all, YOU'RE NOT HOLDING THE BOW RIGHT JHEEZZ

  • why is everyone trying to fill Youtube with shit?

  • YOU ARE CRAZY....

  • The day after we start to appreciate this violin of his, will be armageddon and we all shall be smacked in the face by comets! When we arrive at St. Peters gate, Bach will smack us again and say to us, You let this man turn a beautiful instrument into a shitpile with strings!

    Then God will send us all down to hell for listening to this pigvomit of a player!

  • Is it bad that I actually really enjoyed this??

  • i am going to kill myself

  • Absolutely  horrendous!!!!

  • FUCK YOU!

  • I m so sad for this poor Violin !!! God bless him

  • Probably the only decent part was 2:52...

  • Your bow's too tight and you're playing on the fingerboard. :p Other than that it was fantastic!!!

    Note: Sarcasm was used in this comment. :p

  • My eyes are burning from this PURE SHIT!!

  • Fuck U!!!!!

  • (((COCK))) ..!

  • you want to break that violin..

  • I don't believe the word suck could possibly encompass this vile ear damaging crap from hell.

  • Psh ok well that was stupid. Just throwin it out there, the best violin solo I've heard is from Frank Zappa's "Gumbo Variations". That shit blew me away.

  • wow, can you send me the sheet music for this, haha.... You know if you'd come up with some philosophical bullshit beforehand explaining what the piece was about like "with this piece I was trying to convey the likeness of spherical geometry to the modern hectic and often intangible conflicts between ourselves and our wants and desires" then you'd have more of a positive response, especially from arty types, emperors new clothes style, after all you're wearing clothes made from the finest silk

  • Hey you weren't supposed to record me singing!

  • just try some ring modulation and it will be fine!

  • Epic. Well, good job at making "The Worst Violin Solo".

  • My "burning ears" describes it better!

  • okay ur just making fun of the violin when its so great and i hope when you do that again you break it so i dont have to hear that again!

  • Agh.. Dammit my ears... Had the volume way to high.

  • What a Cock !!

  • it made me laugh :D

  • You are really a disharmonycal misunderstoded murrshan genious. You just took the wrong planet xD

  • Wtf! I think you broke my ears!

  • and now.......a yak

    yak yaaaaaak yaAak

    HAHAHAHA ace ventura

  • after i hit ''play'' I just asked myself : WHY ..

  • im pretty damn sure the 60 ppl up there didnt hit the play button..

  • SUCK MY BALLS

  • you call that violin?... just saying

  • WHY are people getting all upset about this?? WHY are people asking if this is really the way he plays, and if so, he needs "lessons"? Are people THIS STUPID to take this video seriously?? Don't you have eyes and ears you dolts? Not that it was funny - because it wasn't - but it WAS an attempt at humor (more like a 11 year old attempt at humor). ....NOT A REAL EFFORT AT PLAYING MUSIC...... I don't know who to be mad at here: the spaz, or the commentors!

  • FUCK U U SUCK DICK MAN,

  • Sir, I do hope you are joking. Have you ever held a violin before this video? I have played violin for seven years now and I don't think I could produce that ghastly noise to save my life. I got an instant headache. Normally I would not comment, but it seemed like you were insulting violin players and I had to say something. If you are not, then I am sorry. I would advise lessons and years of practice.

  • dude, i'm afraid your not joking, because you played just shit and then, to make it worst, you do it x2 or x4 speed... jerk

  • omg sir.. u making funny video? or just the reality? im just curious.... no offense...poor violin :'( hahaha

  • omg sir.. u making funny video? or just the reality? im just curious.... no offense

  • Ok:

    loosen the hairs on the bow

    slow it down to real speed

    keep better control over the bow so as you don't go the wrong side of the bridge

    and for fuck's sake if you're going to make it realistic or at least plausable, take the bloody finger stickers off!

  • This must be one of those rare videos where somebody comments on X number of people accidentally hit the like button, instead of the other way around.

  • And i think that my violin was suffering...

  • Damn, you sound like me !!!

  • look like you're 30+ posting these ridiculous videos....how childish..

  • 0:19 You've committed blasphemy in violin, Thank god you had these effects on the video or else i'd have known your face! So Arrogant and so childish! I could tell that poor violin is Crying!

  • poor cat! :D

  • Completely lacks skill... very unprofessional and disrespectful to the violin. YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM MUSIC and I never want to hear your **** again.

  • you creep me out ._.

  • Fuck Yoo

  • this isn't music it pure crap

  • this isn't musice it pure crap

  • this isn't musice it pure crap

  • Someone call an eardocter....mine needs surgery!!!!!!

  • Dumb!!!

  • my cat can do better

  • master!!!!

  • awesome...learn to play violin!

  • go fuck yourself /to the one who posted

  • it is caressing my ears

  • Rofl

  • absolutely beautiful.

  • @thousandumbrellas you have no sence of music

    

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  • @talontheswift

    it was sarcasm chap. how many of you idiots don't realize that this guy is joking and probably laughs at these comments you tards put?

    if you want to see a real violinist, look up Joshua Bell

    p.s. you misspelled sense

  • fuck this SHIT... u caused me a headech you fuck face !!!

  • I'm going to ask what everyone here is thinking: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??

  • @Yazora HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH THAT COMMENT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD................

  • @Yazora i feel like i'm inside a train engine >.<

  • You're causing noise pollution =.="

  • 484 people not watched the video complete

  • relax your wrist and let it flow

  • mate do us a favour and go jump of a bridge!!!dan will love yo music...

  • fuck you

  • fuck you!

  • I think he use his masturbating technics in the violin :P

  • not again JEEZ

  • nut music

  • fucking sound ever!!

  • um one question, did he kill he violin???

  • Ugh...the dumbass filter and a performance described as yummy were enough to tell me this guy's an idiot. I wasn't sure. I watched 2 seconds. Now I'm sure this guy's an idiot.

  • You are retarded.