Sovereign Soldiers: Tale Of The Essexian Army Episode 1 (Super Mario 64 Machinima)

[crashypooo]

And also cool 5 stars

[crashypooo]

Mario machinimas rule and halo sucks stupid halo fans

[PrivateMaster]

This one equals epic failures 100% of the rest of the day.

[WarioMario12345]

it's so bad, it's funny

[Rapido2311]

To all of you who gived hate comments: This is a bad machinima, but that's not saying Super Mario 64 machinima is bad for machinima making!

[videomaster098]

shut up parodx505 maybe u don't like it but others might so shut ur mouth if u don't like

[n20010]

wtf are you guys serious? i htink this is the shitest of them all

[keyblade8]

This is 10 times better than Mario Sez. And yet it get's the same damn rating?!

[DarkPrime120]

Mario machinima is good.. give it a chance

[Lothor1989]

Go watch something else then. Don't complain about it. Seriously Halo 3 isn't the only good Machinima out there. Don't like Mario? Don't watch it then.

[DanceWithTheD3ad]

Whats with all the crappy super mario machinima

[jimmywire2k7]

........

[firerikku546555]

Guys quit saying that Mario Machinima should be removed just because HALO 3 SHOULD BE THE ONLY TYPE OF MACHINIMA ON YOUTUBE AND ALL PEOPLE WHO USE SOMETHING OTHER THAN HALO 3 MUST DIE *takes out gun* NOW TELL ME YOUR ADRESS SO I CAN SHOOT YOU FOR NOT USEING HALO 3!

give mario machinima a chance :/

[CommanderFox2366]

Eh. This is basically a bunch of discolored marios having a boring conversation. 2/5 because I'm feeling generous.

[ParadoX505]

please, please just stop making this shit

mario machinima has no place now, your a decade late

[lalalalllama]

wow im unsubscribing from machinima if this shit like this keep coming

[marioandsonic3339]

dude tell that to the orginal maker machinma upload anything put on it's site

[Austintacoface]

This is inspiring, To go kill my self of course...1/5

[Zoowey07]

Well I liked it a lot... NOT!

[gameboyredpee]

i just watched the whole thing, story isn't terrible but it's just fucking boring as hell. also, the music scene is too loud.

[BaltoMovie]

epic fail

[alemaxhaxs]

I loved the voice acting! It was inspiring.

[alemaxhaxs]

stop it

PLEESE STOP MAkiNG M64 MACHIMIMA

[HyperCorruption]

Sorry, can't hear ya!

[Gru3Sl4y3r]

What the fuck is this shit?

This got onto Machinima?

[JadeSune]

Overall, it's mighty better than most M64 machinima. Great music choice, great editing, camera, and graphics, the text doesn't sit for too long and doesn't dissapear in the blink of an eye. the story needs some work though, other than that, solid names and it's quite good. who needs voice acting? it would suck anyways, right?

[HyperCorruption]

Exactly. Trolls be hypocrites.

[SH474M]

Ok, the writing is O.K.

Just the choice of the game is monumentally the worst choice of all time.

And the use of subtitles is annoying too.

[HyperCorruption]

The worst choice of all time? Would you rather have Superman 64 machinima?

[SH474M]

Anything but this, I mean, the fact alone that all the characters are Mario with different coloring is a pretty big sign that there were plenty of other choices. I mean, a game like Halo would be a fitting choice, or at least a Metroid game. But Mario no offense just doesn't doesn't fit. But otherwise, good. I will wait for the next episode.

[HyperCorruption]

All the characters in Halo machinima are armor suits with different coloring. Mario color codes take off of that.

Anyway, thanks, but I'm not uploading any more episodes. If this is the kind of reception one part of an episode gets, then why should I bother uploading more?

[396784]

i didn't even watch 5 sec of this but i know this sucks

[HyperCorruption]

That has got to be the most hypocritical thing I've ever heard. If you didn't watch 5 seconds of it, how the hell could you possibly know if it sucked or not? And don't give me "It's Mario machinima so it automatically sucks."

[396784]

i love super Mario 64 machinima it' one of my Favs. the reson i said it sucked was the Quwality i guess i should have watched it all before i wrote that comment... sorry for the way i acted...

(u don't have to forgive me)

[Yormizu]

If you think this is well written you must be fucking retarded.

[HyperCorruption]

Please write a better machinima, then say that. Thank you.

[WhitePhoenix7]

In the perspective of an future author/filmmaker I say that this machnima is incredibly well written, and mostly overshadows the fact that its mario. Though perhaps a better music selection for the serious scenes may be able to erase "oh, its just mario" factor completely. All in al,l this was a succes, and I applaude you.

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

If you think this is well written you must be the worst writer of all time.

[WhitePhoenix7]

I happen to be writing a three part trilogy thank you very much, and for about 3/4 of the day I ponder about the patterns of the universe. The qualities of this story allude to such thoughts so trust me when I say that my review for this machinima is most credible.

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

You're 14 and have long hair don't you?

[WhitePhoenix7]

No, I'm 18 have short hair and a beard.

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

When did you last see the outside world?

[WhitePhoenix7]

5 minutes ago. Why do you ask skeptical one?

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

What's your book about? S3xy Pr0nz?

[WhitePhoenix7]

Actually its about 5 teens who find themselves on an adventure in order to save every atom in the universe from being bent to the will of the ultimate evil, thus becoming a virtual god, and along the way learn what it means to reach the pinnicle of human potential. You know just every day stuff. :)

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

do they wear silly hats?

if so, what colour?

[WhitePhoenix7]

Give it up. Please, just move on with your life...if you even have one.

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

give up what?

[WhitePhoenix7]

This conversation. Its become redundant. I will no longer respond to it. I'm done. Goodbye.

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

Coward.

[HyperCorruption]

Thank you for saying something good. But the music is from Metroid Prime 3. How is that not serious enough?

[WhitePhoenix7]

I'm not sure, the tone ,to me at least, is recieved as somewhat generic,but seeing as how its video game music I'm not surprized. Its just my opinion, you don't need to change anything if you don't feel it needs to be changed.

[Partman18]

that was not that bad. some voice acting is required i think, then i could become more drawn in.

[HyperCorruption]

Thank you for not mindlessly flaming. You're a good dude, Partman18. Thanks for the constructive criticism. :)

[SabreWolferos]

well the video is good for helping me go to sleep at night.

[Erikmcc66]

Fucking horrible. Why do you keep adding these shitty mario machinimas?

[iceonlava777]

...why don't the lifeless nerds who run Machinima ask people before their videos are uploaded???

[Yormizu]

This Machinima Sucks not because it is Mario 64 - but because it is boring. Practically all the scenes are a bunch of recolored Mario Models standing around and talking.

quoted for fucking truth

[MasterMario22]

wat else do u expect the mario's to be. thats wat halo machinimas do. its just different like colors n suites not much a difference.

[MaxOfS2D]

The guys who are the biggest idiots here are the people who flame back.

[Swiftfreddy]

This Machinima Sucks not because it is Mario 64 - but because it is boring. Practically all the scenes are a bunch of recolored Mario Models standing around and talking. I want a God damn fight scene xD

[yoshi764]

ok now your sounding like a megaman765 fanboy. you said exactly everything he said in his rant.

[iceonlava777]

Machinima isn't about comedy and mindless violence. It's also about drama, plot, and those good old fasion values... on which we used to rely.

...did I just make a Family Guy reference? O_O

[NicholasVrakasis1]

only reason it is bad cause there's no talking just subtitles

[iceonlava777]

Maybe if you learned to enjoy reading, you might actually grow a brain.

No offense, but reading text is actually better than hearing voices. It gives you a chance to think about what they say...

Honestly, give me one good reason why "talking" is better than a traditional subtitle.

[Sovieto]

you can focus on what is going on instead of reading

[iceonlava777]

Reading can give you a better focus of what's going on.

[HyperCorruption]

For everyone here, I am the one who made this video. And I am so sick of you idiotic trolls ripping it to shreds. Why isn't it good? Why? Give a goddamn reason! Seriously, I want to know why it sucks so much! You people are the scum of the internet. You're lowlife douchebags who only want to spout meaningless curse words and idiocy. To all the people who supported me, thank you, but to all the people who want to be trolls, kindly die in a fire. Maybe it would do us some good.

[PWNAGEPERSONlolwut]

*claps for Hyper* THAT is the spirit.

[DhuckSniper]

It sucks cuz it's boring. And I feel safer at night with you blocking me.

[metaknightZX]

Its good hyper, but there were some parts i didnt like, like how in there was no fade in/out, i gave it a reasonable 3 stars, which is what this video should be.

[whitetongue897]

Hyper, you shouldn't say they should die in a fire...kindly. The right thing to say is if you guys don't like the video, don't comment and mind your own business. There are people who just hate this kind of machinima, and have nothing to do but criticize it. I think you know Matt is probably getting the same shit on some of his videos on machinima's youtube page.

[PhickSniper]

Machinima doesn't make it's own vids.

[PhickSniper]

..."it's"...

-.- I'm ashamed.

[MATTHEWGU4]

SH33ZY11, uh, yes you can! Go check out MaxOfS2D's videos.

[RedRaiderFilms]

I agree you can make a ton... it just wont be any good

[Footballguy07]

lame

[Swiftfreddy]

Man using Mario 64 for Machinima is almost as bad as using Halo 3 for machinima . . .

[whitetongue897]

Uh.....then wtf do you make machinima with?

[Swiftfreddy]

A Game with decent Mechanics that allow decent props, ability for your character to show emotion/be remodeled in order to make the Machinima Custom. People Use Halo mainly because it has a `Movie` view system already built in.

There aren't many Machinimas using a decent game (I would say Half Life 2 - Gmod would be a decent game to use for creating machinima - As is Counterstrike (See Leetworld) - ) because people are too lazy t - And then blame that game for not having what they need . . .

[NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS]

You obviously know nothing bout machinima. The Theather mode in Halo 3 might be a great gift to machinimators, but it's not why people use it. People have been making Halo machinima since Halo 1 so your comment is totally false. Also, your comment about people not using a good game because they are too lazy is just plain ignorant. Try either doing research or making your own machinima before trying to argue about machinima again.

[Swiftfreddy]

If I could comment with 1000 characters I would repute but I will sum it up. I have seen RedVBlue done in Halo 1 (That was awesome). Halo 3 has so many machinimas because people think it will be easy cos it has a theatre mode. I love some Halo 3 Machinima but some machinimas would look better in another game and It seems like the person used Halo because they thought people would instantly like it and it is easier to use . . .

[NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS]

The only other game engines that are better than Halo at machinima is WoW, Sims, and Source. Source requires a lot of skill and time to learn how to use the Source SDK. WoW requires a monthly subscription and a bunch of people. Notice how they are all PC games? Halo is THE best machinima engine on a console. Enough said. It has everything you need. It has nothing to do with being lazy or it being easier. Saying that people make Halo machinima because its easier is incredibly ignorant.

[Swiftfreddy]

I admit that by saying "using Halo 3 to make machinima is lazy" is wrong. I have figured a better way to say it - People see decent machinimas such as those done by yourself, Digitalph33r etc and as many people own Halo 3 they think they can make machinimas that are going to be instantly good (Which would be better done in something like Source). I agree that Halo is the best machinima engine on console. Hehe I am still laughing that we are arguing this next to a Mario 64 Machinima xD.

[abombe13]

Uh do you have shit in your brains.... because the paragraph doesn't make any sense. You are so fuckin retarded you dumb nigger.

[ZhadoxFlamez]

Not only did you unecessarily insulted and used a racial slur, you have belittled another over the fact that you, yourself could not comprehend his grammer...

So, shut the fuck up.

[NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS]

Okay, that sounds better :) Yes, I agree that when people watch stuff like RvB they get ideas that they can make something good too. Then they get all pissed off when people don't like it. If you look up the username, "JNSBSB", who makes Oblivion machinima, he literally freaks out when you say anything negative about his machinima.

[DhuckSniper]

This video was uploaded to machinima's website AFTER MatthewGu4's rant....and he still decides to upload to machinima. HyperCorruption...I mean HyperPhaaze...WHY?! WHY DIDN'T you listen!? This video makes me want to be a Halo 3 fanboy! I hate it like a fat piece of cunt. I've always wanted to say that about your videos, Hyper. Now that that's out of my system, let me say something good.

You're good at writing machinima's...just not MAKING them. Douchebag.

Have a nice day. =D

[PWNAGEPERSONlolwut]

NO.

[PWNAGEPERSONlolwut]

Also, Hyper didnt WANT this to be up. Doods at Machinima did ._.

[DhuckSniper]

If he didn't want it up, just don't upload it to machinima. How easy is that?

[PWNAGEPERSONlolwut]

I also wanna point to you. He is NOT the douchebag. You're... kinda being a douchebag.

[DhuckSniper]

I was aiming for the douchebag appeal, makes me seem more of a loser. I think it worked!

Also...I used the wrong word. I didn't mean douchebag (it was the first word to come to my mind) I meant stupid. Cuz seriously, I dont think he listened to one word of Matt's rant. Go to that video and look at his comment.

You know what Ima do? Ima make the worst Super Mario 64 video ever, upload it to machinima, and wait for them to upload it here.

[snip3r82]

MGO is good for machinimas

[HyperCorruption]

Oh, so I'm a douchebag huh? This coming from the guy who thought I was 19 and said I should work at McDonald's. Well guess what? You're blocked.

Have a nice day. =D

[kingdombrawl]

preaty boring

[dawnofnara]

Attention to all people who hate Mario64 Machinima:

All because people decide to use Mario64, doesn't mean its always bad. I feel so bad for whoever keeps flaming machinima. If you don't like it, don't watch it. You don't have to flame it. >.>

[Tellmeimaninja]

why does it seem that the Super Mario Machinima always suck?

[APillar1]

gay

[ebenheart]

ahhhh why keep uploading these i said it once will say it again nobody likes these

[GameSlayer007]

Must have been so much work...

[XxLordZerielxX]

ok ok ok there is something really wrong here its not the video its just... why and how can there be 201 views and 367 ratings!!!! how is that physically possible!!!!

[xXTheHunterX360Xx]

gay 1 star moving on.

[halokiller]

who was the dume fuck that started all these crappy mario 64 machinima's?

[beefjerkee23]

the text changes alot fix that, by the way this sucks seriously. machinima is whoring and posting all the videos sent it. STOP WHORING!

[ndragonx]

this is either hit or miss.....actually, just miss.

FAIL

[C0untryC1ub]

I like Mario 64 machinima, but this one is dull...

[Kallico]

...Did a twelve year old make this?

[Marioparty10]

Probably a nine year old. I've seen some pretty good stuff from 12 year olds

[titanisaac]

W T F !!! what shit is this !!!!

[TheNewWorldMan69]

You need to post more arby n the chief and not this shit.

[tomminky23]

WTF????

[bigmacpictures]

lol yes im number 201 !~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonasmaxdeath]

im.. so fucking.. tired of all those fuckinf mario videos, give me some real entertainment... not ... this kinda bullshit... Please?

[wwwtjecouk]

Machinima stop posting videos for the hell of it. These are shite and nobody likes them so whats the point in posting them.

[XANA8446]

i do!!!!!!! >:(

[TehHock513]

Oh shut up. Just because a vid has a different engine then the kind your used to doesn't mean it sucks. It just so happens that a lot of the Mario machinima being uploaded is crap.

[carpenterbee10]

wow y is machinima adding all this crap.

[ctf117]

wft is this shit machinima has lost it or has been high for 5 days straight like what jimmy says on gears of hao theft outo 5..what a peice of crap

[FuckTheFuckingSchool]

WTF?!

[meirus]

....I don't know.... why.... these garbage videos... keep... coming... out. I'm unsubscribing.

[mechbattle]

ur not supposed to unsub because of 1 vid

[ak47warhead]

ok 1 more chance  if you put another poor video with 2 stars only UNscribe

[xDABIGBADWOLFx]

This sucks i mean onestly make something better. remember the good old days when arby n the chief, master chief sucks at halo 3 and more

[Zwooxy]

BOOOORING!

[NumbArtist]

Stop QQing and move on.

[windowlicker1]

its not cause of ONE bad machinima. it's because nothing BUT bad machinima is coming out lately.

even digitalph33r's stuff is weak these days.. freeman's mind is the only one i really like anymore..

[wooo777]

STOP FUCKING POSTING SHITTY VIDEOS

[kaine180]

wtf is this shit???...

[TheQuiteStealtH]

fail

[hensomm]

Hey, I am not a fan of this by any means, but give them a break ok? they are trying to be creative with their work. And i applaud them for being creative enough to not use CoD4 or Halo 3... sure it needs some refining , but hey we all have to start somewhere right?

[mercsiscool]

why are ppl unsubscribing so much? all im seeing is a bunch of bitches who quit because of one bad machinima.....

[Zwooxy]

One? Many bad machinimas.

[4hater300]

u must be like a fricken machinima nutbar creepy fan but i mean cmon seriously this, was terrible, and im tired of getting crappy videos filled up on my Sucscribers list from machinima...seriously chill go outside dont be on youtube 24/7

[Ivisde]

Unsuscribing, This shit looks like if was made by a child

[nintendork1]

o gawd ur unsubscribing. how will michinima ever go on knowing u unsubscribed. teh irony...

[samfallswell]

now all you folking halo fans know, what do I feel when on machinima there are only halo-stories-shit!

[IDoubleSidedI]

Machinima you really should have a better video filter. Some of the stuff you put up is pretty bad...

[FEfan56]

I love how people are saying they're unsubscribing, like it makes a difference to a whole freaking website that probably is 10x better than youtube anyway.

[W3ST4WAY]

why would you send a general on a scouting mission, and then complain about him being captured?

[simzooor]

... wtf?

[paintdataint]

what is happening to machinima. it was getting bad but this is just rediculous.

[4hater300]

im unsubscribing and for all those ppl who go "Why u watching it then? >.>" i thought i was better than the rating but its not this movie is TERRIBLE! just like almost all of ur custom movies ....... seriously

[Simetra666]

Well thats not a reason to unsubscribe, take a look and read the descriptions

They arnt made by machinima themselves, its people from their website they just pick

[mercsiscool]

wow, fine unsubscribe, your loss, its only one bad machinima......

[rsbandbtaggerung]

This is way below Machinma's standards...losing lots of subscribers here, not good. Well, im staying with them, they have a good history, and this wont ruin it.

[Scorp959]

Hate it shit Unsubcribing

[Lawl676]

Woooow Unsubscribe! (Domino Effect)

[GriffyGriffGriffin]

Unsubcribing...

[eichhoernchen12]

Seriously... what the fuck, is this SHIT ?!?

[RonaldLandor]

Sigh. Bye Machinema, your videos has just been so bad lately, im unsubscribing.

[darkdestroyer32]

EPIC fail :(

[nichoBK94]

it looks like some shit made with windows movie maker

[Chaossonic07]

It's Sony Vegas, for your information. >:(

[PuppyMaster44]

Sucked

[OffNewGrounds]

I'm unsubscribing

[beni1011]

why does machinima even upload this shit? nintendo 64 was cool but this is shit.

[gameboyredpee]

not a bad video despite the terrible rating. it has a decent story but the video itself was incredibly boring, all the scenes are different marios standing there with text. and the only sound effects are few and far between and frankly, don't seem to fit very well. as for the music cue, it went from dead silent to a surprising ear rape, and i didn't appreciate that.

[KFCBIGBUCKET]

unsubscribing.

stop with the shitty vids machinima

[eichhoernchen12]

true, doing the same now

Machinima is starting to suckin the last months. too bad

[TheBigMrPickle]

Crappy capture card, crappy subtitles, crappy EVERYTHING!

[lygoz]

Wow mario 64 was good and all but the movies people make suck

Corrrynnyy

[CancerousProductions]

this sucks more than your mother

(thats alot)

[Chaossonic07]

Wow. That was so funny. Haha!

[PWNAGEPERSONlolwut]

Yeah you brainless piece of dildo >:(

[kingjon81]

I'm unsubscribing.......

[blrsycth]

seriously.....

[OffNewGrounds]

Machinima pays people to do stuff like this?

[RedRaiderFilms]

lmao why make more mario machinima

[K1ll3rM4st3r]

rofl

[panico22396]

fail

[Haroldo11]

oh yeah, did every1 post a first comment at the same time or summut?

[CrazyconanED]

sooo lame.

[pinkidiot3]

This is really corny.

Mario? Seriously?

[iceonlava777]

How does mario make machinima corny?

All videogame characters and engines are irrelevant to the quality of a machinima. It's what you put in them that counts.

[pinkidiot3]

This vid is meant to be serious. Corny was pretty much the wrong word. I'm sorry it's just hard to take it seriously.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

I can't take something seriously if it has a fat Italian plumber in it.

[Quuob]

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FAIL

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