Sergeant Johnson's four Speeches - Halo

[TKane001]

i love how it seems as if after each one the awkward pause gets longer and longer...

heroic: "he's a fucking psycho..."

legendary: "the fuck is he on about?"

[loko12100]

press 6 for the best part of the halo series.

[loko12100]

press 6 for the best part of the halo series.

[TheViewer540]

Men we led those dumb bugs out to the middle-of-nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their FILTHY claws on Earth. BUT, we stumbled on to something they're so heart for, that they're SCRAMBLIN' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's, own, anti-son-of-a-BITCH machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have, is a belly full of lead, and a POOL of their own blood to drown in...

AM I RIGHT MARINES?

[smartkid3000]

The flood are real son of a bitch

So he was right

Halo is really is a Anti-son-of-a-bitch machine

[wolfy2033]

Seeing as how halo takes place 500years in the future, sgt. Johnson is most likely a descendant of Chuck Norris.

[KatieBee05032]

God's own anti-son of a bitch machine...

Best description ever.

[SANCTIOND]

My favorite: "Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head sons-of-bitches, that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the Human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot them with, AND THEN, WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THEIR OWN LIVING GUTS! Am I right, Marines!?"

[lukeanatr]

I'd laugh if this was all in one big speeach and the marines would be like wtf!?

[SCTealC]

And then we are going to strangle them with their OWN-LIVING-GUNS.... AM I RIGHT MARINES?!

[creamsoda26]

Apparently it WAS God's own Anti-son-of-a-bitch machine. Waddya know, right?

[greenday103921guns]

apparently he was the only one whose eyes were downrange and fingers were on the trigger because he was the only one who went home in one piece

[Ghost3141265]

Johnson: Bringing a new meaning to the word "badass" since 2001

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

split chins XD

[Kingbeastguy]

"Men we've been fighting those COD fanboys to keep them ruining the greatness that is Xbox Live. But we stumbled on to something so heart warming, that they're scrambling over eachother to get it! Well, I don't care if it's Bill gates own, anti nob machine, or a giant tag sale, We're not gonna let em have it! What we will let em have! Is a belly full of led! And a pool of their own Blood to drown in.......AM I RIGHT MARINES!!?!

[gaara372]

@Kingbeastguy Sir yes Sir !!!

[Kingbeastguy]

@gaara372 mm hmm! Damn right I am! Now get to Gamestop! Double time!

[Andy50k1]

@Kingbeastguy Sir yes Sir!!! 

[DrSloth78]

@HaloCE14

Hell. Yes. I had not thought of that.

[krista7422]

He always pauses before saying AM I RIGHT MARINES?!?

Thumbs if up you noticed.

[BansheeFriend]

Halo is a big ring a hula hoop is a ring a giant hula hoop is a big ring

giant hula hoop = halo

you = :/

[HollywoodFry]

but seriously marines...... is he right?

[Returnity]

THEY FOUND MY HOOLA HOOP!

[TheSpencuh1]

Did johnson drop the f-bomb

[sweetooth5]

Okay i understand most of the legendary speech but wuts wit da hoola hoop????

[adambelfast1]

@sweetooth5 he means the halo ring

[sweetooth5]

@adambelfast1

ohhhhh wow uh dur ha ha im so dumb :P

[TheYoshi42]

Mhm, Damn right he is!

[Andy50k1]

heroic he was insane i like normal and lengdary those were funny :D

[MilanKorr91]

I wish the Marines wouldn't yell, "SIR YES SIR." You only call officers sir. If they said, "YES SERGEANT!" It would have been more epic.

[alphaDMZ]

@MilanKorr91 the marines can call anyone who is NCO and above sir and get away with it as opposed to the army or navy

[MilanKorr91]

@alphaDMZ LOL. Sike. The Marines are some of the most uptight people when it comes to ranks.  They don't even like the term "Sarge" for Sergeant. Sir is for Officers and officers only. I think Marines know that better than anyone.

[alphaDMZ]

@MilanKorr91 u actually in the marines? i know plenty of them and theyve all told me the same thing. im not Marines but im goin Navy next year

[MilanKorr91]

@alphaDMZ Trust me. I'm right.

Sources: I've been in the Navy's Officer Training Program for a year now, and I train along side Marines every single day.

[xDarkxAssasinx]

That was the same speech played over 4 times...

[MilanKorr91]

@xDarkxAssasinx Train your ear.

[theChon100]

lol .... the forruners giant hoola hoop

[Ge1g3rC0unter]

I actually liked the original grey marines better than the ones from the other games.

[WarriorAngel001]

@Ge1g3rC0unter The original gray marines seemed more appropriately equipped to take plasma fire than the rest (granted its PLASMA...and that only exists on stars...) lol

[yoinkers100]

Damn right he is.

[PTKMichael]

Sgt. Johnson should have been in reach. Even if he was not there for the whole game, he should have AT LEAST been with Keyes when cortanna was being handed over like a Fedex package. I wonder what he would have said to noble 6.

[treyhoov3]

Hell yeah, that's Charlie Team right there.

[MeTheOneth]

Once you're out of boot camp, you don't call a sergeant "sir." It's almost like this is a piece of fiction or something.

[teridax4]

@XxChrisXx121 and when he got shot by guilty spark he just played dead and blew up the ring all by himself he is currently swimming through space back to earth

[balexwogel]

Sarge is simply more man than any of us will ever be.

[siggyguy]

This makes me wanna go play reach on legendary!!! Sarge thanks for the motivation!!! Oorah!!

[RawVSsamckdown]

"we will rip there skulls from there spines and toss them away laughing!"

[lurconis666]

Fantastic! How much I would like to see the sarge in the halo movie, that would be a great laugh!

[Anglomachian]

4th speech is the most epic

[doomanialator]

thumbs up if u liked the legendary speech

[Jeremiah1009]

man the only ONLY thing the clones need to be awomser is Sgt Major.Johnson the badest badass there is in the whole......................wel­l so big idk wth it is

[ltkdog]

I was laughing uncontroably from 0:44 to the ending. Johnson has the best quotes ever!

[TheSwedishDude1000]

Johnson = Kick ass, bad ass hard ass.

[FreeRoamProductions]

I don't care if it's gods anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop we ain't gonna let them have lol that's the best 5/5

[HTankGlory]

RVB Sarge is MUCH MORE KICK-ASS! XD ha ha ha Oh well, nice once. :P

[lukethefluke7]

The 4th/legendary speech is one of the best speeches I've ever heard! XD

[MilitaryAircraft101]

we are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we dont have anything left to shoot em with, then, we are going to strangle them with their OWN livin guts!

-pause- Am i right marines? SIR YES SIR!

[wakkawakka1000]

Thats Exactly what Halo is..... a Hula Hoop! No wonder why the Covenant want it so bad!

[MilitaryAircraft101]

@wakkawakka1000 i dont care if its god's own anti son of a bitch machine or a hula hoop, were not gonna let em have it, what we will let em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

[wakkawakka1000]

@MilitaryAircraft101 lollariffic

[lilfozzy12]

there is no other character as bad ass as sgt johnson there may be more epic ones but not as bad ass

[lilfozzy12]

HELL YA SARGE DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

[Duffman295]

We Will Rip there Skulls from there spines, and toss them away Laughing! Am I right Marines? Sir yes Sir! damn right I am

[r0guetr00per1]

Sounded like he lost his breath on the second speech

[Sonicthehedeghog]

haha srg johnson rules

[nmoreno321]

@Sonicthehedeghog hell yea

[8888Duke8888]

verteran is best.

gonna take back god's anti sonofabitch machine

[Nanayification]

1:49

Warthog? More like a Ghost :D. (As in no one is driving it)

[poplglop]

With every level he says 'am I right' more forcefully. It's awesome!!!

[MikeIronweaver56]

NAO MOOV IT OWT! DUBL TIEM!!!

[itachisback]

lol your rite

[tdsrock06]

HAHAHAHAHA priceless

[86camaromike]

so this is what you nerds do when you cant geta date

[lostrigales]

HOORAH!!

[Zinthius22]

I like how he just stops to think before saying "Am I RITE MARINES"

[ultrajd]

Has anyone else ever noticed that the Worthog that goes by behind Johnson is empty? Look close and you will see theres nobody in it.

[Culahn]

HOORAH!!!

"SERGEANT JOHNSON U JUST WON THE NOBEL PRIZE OF BADASS-ness!!"

"uhhmm DAMN RIGHT I AM!" - Sergeant Johnson

[kira001]

though it looks like there's no one in it

[kira001]

any one notice the last warthog in the background was driving with no one in it.

[spartan001191]

SIR yes Sir. we need serg like him these days

[shadowguy24]

GODS ANTI SON OF A BITCH MACHINE hmmmmmm i could use one of those lol

[DrSloth78]

Green Horns, not whores

[ConnorDarkrule77]

lol

[mysteriousssstranger]

god's anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop... it kinda does look like an oversized metal hula hoop.

[slashsd3600]

"Me"SARGENT JOHNSON...I HERE BY AWARD YOU WITH THE FUNNIEST MARINE IN THE UNIVERSE!

johnson:HHM,DAMN RIGHT I AM

[Culahn]

LOL GG

[reekfish1]

he gets more brutal every time

Legendary was the best

hahaha

[Toshiness]

Lol, it just gets ore and more violent!

[sesshomaruslover15]

also, "...I dont care if its God's own Anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, WERE NOT GONNA LET EM HAVEIT; what we WILL let em have, is A BELLY FULL OF LED, AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN!...Am I RIHT MARINES!?!?!?" "SIR YES SIR!" "Mhm, Damn right I am; NOW MOVE IT OUT, DOUBLE TIME!

[sesshomaruslover15]

I LIKE THE SECOND AND THIRD ONE BEST! and alos, "Damn Right I am...NOW MOVE IT OUT;DOUBLE TIME!

[ShadowSoldior]

LOL the third one shoulda been like, "And then we are gonna strangle them with their own, living guts!...Am I right, Marines?"

"O_O..."

[sesshomaruslover15]

LOL! that woulda been funny XD

[ShadowSoldior]

LOL I gotta make a halo movie with that!

[shadowguy321]

YAY FOR THE COVENANT HULA HOOP!!!! lol, those were the best speeches ever lol I'm still laughing

[Nik565]

Sgt.Johnson's third speech was the best

[sasquatch516]

the armor would kill him, the armor makes it so you move faster and the movement would kill normal humans, and did, when they tested it on normal humans they broke all their bones, read the books :) haha

[NinjaTyler]

ur right, i know cause i've also read the fall of reach. it totally explains why only the spartans can wear the armour.

[manofducktape]

this is way better than waiting 5 minutes for it coming up in the video

[bgibson36]

i dopn't care if it's god's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula hoop! lmao THAT is funny

[sesshomaruslover15]

XD lol!

[raikiri23]

teh forerunners must have been huge if they needed a hula hoop that big O.o

[Chipcrumbs44]

in the beggining of the game i heard a marine yelling "move like you got a purpose!" and then 5 minutes later i heard that same line in the and on call of duty 3!

[GeneralX]

One of the reasons we all play halo is too see sgt.Johnson on a rant , *sniff* good times.

[phantomzeroseventeen]

I dont care if its gods own anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop. LOL. But he came pretty close to the actually purpose of halo.

[Kidtager]

o.o i want a giant hola hoop ='( *sniff*

[kb470]

if you look at johnson, and Sargeant Apone from Aliens, you can see a whole lot of similarities.

[Chaosblade777]

Jeeze now I see why Halo is rated Mature! And Sgt. Johnson was pretty close to guessing Halo's real purpose.

[wlcardsareawesome]

We are going to give them a belly full of led and a pool of there own blood to drown in......................... AM I RIGHT MARINES?!? Sir, yes Sir! d*mn roght i am. now move it out! double time!

[kb470]

i love the legendary speech..

Gods own anti son of a bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop!

[Warhead405]

totally lol

[tldragonking]

that guy can shure good doing speeches

[Clam91]

lol i always realized he said something diff every time

[EZXSniperZzz]

god's anti son of a bitch machine or a hula hoop XD XD

[halonoob1111]

101 =D

[prnceoprsia]

lol i love how theres that pause b 4 any one says anything

[SpeedMan72LWH]

the last 1 is so funny

[Spartan472]

Hell yeah! Sgt. Johnson is a bad ass!

[omgwtf95]

DAM RIGHT I AM MOVE IT OUT

[sacura605]

lol we will rip there dam heads off there spines and laugh *sit yes sir*

we will blow aww damit i cant keep up with his awsome speeches damit! lol roflmfao hahahahahhahha

[fireballxl5]

sarge is awesome

[SargeTheDuck]

LOLLLLLL!