Two mice get married by a cat

[Phlapjax2dot0]

He wants to eat her frumunda cheese forever.

[RoundEjy]

@mysticmoose are you a vet or something? My fiancé is a vet tech and she knew what it was right away

[mysticmoose]

@RoundEjy Nah, I just like disease.

Prob remembered that one cos it sounds like 'tool' and 'ream' all rolled into one.

[RoundEjy]

@mysticmoose ohhhh ha ha you were talking about the mouse... I thought you were talking about slashleen >_< my bad

[RoundEjy]

@mysticmoose tularemia??? In the last 100 years there are like 9 people in the world diagnosed with tularemia. Ha ha what are you trying to say?

[mysticmoose]

@RoundEjy You're right. I made out that she was sexually voracious with any number of partners, while in reality she'd been highly selective of her suitors with respect to the kind of disease she preferred them to transmit.

It was quite unfair of me--not the least for slyly attempting to invoke outdated sexist prejudices regarding female promiscuity.

(& couldn't remember any mouse to human diseases. not the fuckin slut ones, anyway).

[mysticmoose]

I feel bad saying this, but I knew her before they got together and she'd fuck anything that carried tularemia.

[TheCtrlAltDefeat]

@Muzzafuzzagaming You dream of a marriage between you and Slashleen, don't you?

[rhythm7a]

Nothing says love like rodents.

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

Fuck yeah.

[AccronymArts]

@MuzzafuzzaGaming lol. Slashleen?

[vindweeb]

@MuzzafuzzaGaming me n you are gonna have to scrap over this chick someday, lol.

[moralreef]

God's Plan

[phbongo]

Do those mice have... white Hitler moustaches?!?

[Weeaboo4channer]

Those mice both have beards.