Futurama - Alcohol makes you stupid

[hard2beatrainer]

Also, why is Dwight playing a Game Boy Color in the year 3000?

[GleefulPuddle]

@hard2beatrainer Probably because Pokemon is timeless and all the good games can be played on the Game Boy Color.

[KatzeArtemis]

im doenst!

[CyberLance26]

In Sweden alcohol becomes very very good when your 18. :)

[2112Primus]

Fry's line here is probably one of my favorite quotes ever.

"NO I'M...doesn't."

[R31K88]

I'm American and drink a lot here I doing drive age ISN'T. Age no don't europe danger?!?!?!?! GAY. IMHO.

[rageagaintstheNWO]

@R31K88 Wat?

[ChaoPrince]

@R31K88 Case in point.

[RisingAtheists]

i live in europe, i started drinking wine ever since i started to like it. I never had problems with alcohol such as getting drunk too much. Forbidding is is more dangerous then not to. IMHO

[TuxedoClam]

@RisingAtheists Living with Uncle Sam is like living with an obnoxious brain tumor. Take it from an American. e.e

[VerendumProductions]

@ People saying 21 is too high: You have NO idea how many people die every year because of drunk drivers. If anything, they need to RAISE the drinking age.

[ryanrule2]

@VerendumProductions Raise the driving age

[LaSenoritaManzana]

@VerendumProductions Or lower the age limit so drinking doesn't seem as cool. Forbidden fruit and all.

[shotgun1545]

well i better not drink or ill lose the little smartness i have

[TheHyperkid97]

21? I thought it was 19.

[MrRadtastic]

@ElBarto3131 Dude, Nixon's head is the president of earth.

[ElBarto3131]

The drinking age is still 21 in 3000? Wow, you'd think things would get a bit more socially liberal by then.

[ThePoorShogun]

@ElBarto3131

also marujuana is still illegal in 3000

[ElBarto3131]

@ThePoorShogun The future sucks. :(

[neverfearchrisishere]

21? lol I feel for u america

[Frogfish999]

no i'm...doesn't

[TheMechaninja]

So who was the idiot that decided to change the legal drinking age in America from 18 to 21 anyway?

[LemonZeppelin]

@TheMechaninja Ha, it's 18 in the UK. What's more is a lot of kids start drinking when they're 15 or 16 so we effectively start 6 years earlier than you do.

[TheMechaninja]

@LemonZeppelin I'm Aussie, same rules, same violations.

[SirAdamusGames]

@LemonZeppelin That explains a lot about all the idiots here in the UK.

[Kari166]

@LemonZeppelin, teenagers here still drink alcohol at 15/16. It's just illegal. :P

[cmksify]

lol

[SgtHydra]

Got me to third base.

Imagine what alcohol can do for you!

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@SgtHydra Alcohol poisoning, possibly.

[creede55]

lol @ 0:05... yea im starring at em too....

[ROONTANG]

Get a load of all these kids boasting about when they had their first drink. For the record, no one really gives a shit.

[ChartreuseDan]

And in England you only have to wait till you're 18 until it becomes very very good :D

[c4rl1t0x1]

NO! I'm... dosen't.

[yoshisisland24]

Alcohol?

why not zoidberg?

(V) ;,,; (V)

[Schmidteren]

in denmark we have alcohol for breakfast

[TenWhoWereTaken]

21? Damn, even in the future America hasn't grown a pair.

[LilMissFeisty95]

21?... I started to drink at 15!xD

[JACKMAN9988]

@LilMissFeisty95 dude i started at 13 XD

[DreadBrandX]

haha hes looking at her tits when shes talking to dwight

[UncleSamProduction]

Just look at Vancouver and what happened in June then you'll realize why alcohol makes you stupid. Now if the Canuck Fans had Pot they would all be going to taco bell after the game.

[CinnabonChan]

Same with stripjoints Leela, but you still gave Dwight a good look down your chest.

[fayella100]

is'nt dwight hermes nephew or something like that?

[halfblooddutchprince]

@fayella100 Hermes son

[AndrewCl42]

LOL



[skekord]

21? hah! i laugh at you america! :D

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

@skekord yeah rub it in it sucks

[northendproductions]

@skekord I bet your laughing your ass off since we get pizza as a vegetable XD

[Cptheadstomp420]

@skekord ...like that stops anyone under 21 from drinking, i drank a loooot more when i was younger around 13-15 hell its not alchohol most kids where im from are after, its the awesome drugs :p

[andreww1212]

@skekord It used to be 18 back in the day (around 30 years ago). However there were too many injuries and deaths relating to drunk driving and every state lobbied to have it changed to 21.

[Kari166]

@skekord, uhm, what's the big deal? Teens are stupid. 'Nuff said. :P

When you're a teen, you're still going through a lot of changes, mentally/psychologically. 21, your brain stops developing. That's basically the only reason it's illegal. Most teens aren't responsible enough to handle drinking alcohol.

[TheUnisonRaid]

@skekord you do realize it's a cartoon

[D3w10n]

Futurama is 21 only? Damn, there goes my MILF fantasies :(

[Mugenkun77]

no i'm doesn't.

[bored0stiff]

Seems as everyone is commenting how old they have to be to drink in their respective countries, it's 18 in the UK....

[dinosaurssayni]

WOrd to mama, and also the badgers that are staring at me....

[mmmmmarcus]

No I'm... Doesn't! o_O

[ChrisVAnimations]

lol benders on fire

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Time for the science fact that everyone hates. It is proven that a small amount of alcohol(any kind, not just wine) once in a while is very good for you. Your body sees the alcohol as a new toxin and tries to flush it from your system taking a bunch of other less-than-good stuff with it.

[awesomegreenlantern]

@Blasted2Oblivion Everyone know alcohol is good for you. No one cares how or why.

[drakeTM1]

Am I the only one who noticed Dwight was looking down Leela's shirt?

[skad4]

@drakeTM1 nope.

[egyptsux1]

@drakeTM1 haha i was too busy lookin at em too hahahahaha

[Guyfr0msweden]

@drakeTM1 dude, I was looking down her shirt

[Shockwave474]

@drakeTM1 Yes, but can you blame him?

[Starbuckskat]

@drakeTM1 hahaha! yes!! 0:03 his face is mesmerized by the boobliciousness

[ARavingLooony]

leela speaks th truth

[CYP2E1]

Got my first half beer at 5. Hurray Romania

[IoEstasCedonta]

It makes no damn sense that alcohol is legal at 21 in the 31st century. It makes no damn sense now, but I can't imagine anyone honestly thinking the drinking age will be 21 in a hundred years, let alone a thousand; even the nuts who want (actively as opposed to apathetically) to keep it there are nearly all just trying to get their foot in the door on a total ban.

[NoobiiPower]

Denmark is only 16 for alcohol D:

[HatakeKatsuya]

@NoobiiPower well, it's 16 for the light alcohol like beer, but 18 for the harder stuff, like vodka:O

[flameflyer1]

In my favorite country, Canada, its 19! But in my house, its 17... ;)

[SenseOfFailure]

@flameflyer1 It's not 19 everywhere, in my province, it's 18, though in my hometown it's 14 X)

[DirectInjected]

@SenseOfFailure Same. Montreal, thanks for the early boozing!!!

[Brendanglo]

lol 21. You only have to be 19 in eastern Canada.

[sErgEantaEgis12]

@Brendanglo 18 in fucking Québec. Booh yeah!

[supramanz]

@Brendanglo All of Canada

[JOKERKYZAR]

@Brendanglo

18 for mexicans

[laurazwags]

No I'm.... doesn't. Lol XD

[animesis]

lol 21, too old

Even modest Japan is 20

and back home in Blighty it varies from 5-18 (consumption-buying yourself)

[KarmikCykle]

My favorite part is Fry's "No I'm... doesn't." Supposedly, Fry's voice actor, Billy West, was confused when he read the line, which affected his delivery here.

[zgamegurlz]

@KarmikCykle lol rly? thats funny

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

I love how they still play GameBoys in 3000..

[159tony]

i live in finland so the age limit doesn't matter

[CinnabonChan]

I wouldn't feel so superior Leela, you just gave Dwight a good look down your family size funbags.

[MultiSdgsg]

I believe this can apply to everything.

Drugs

Sex

Girls

School

THE LIST GOES ON

[Anukat1]

@MultiSdgsg how bout life lol

[Becca4848]

@MultiSdgsg Why is girls on the list?

[MultiSdgsg]

@Becca4848 Alright, so at 16. at 16, girls become very, very good.

[Ranemaka]

@Becca4848 the deeper you fall in love with a bad one the more stupid the things she will make you do

[arbknight12]

Not good Leela....when you turn 21, it becomes very very necessary. lol

[JadenAlexis]

Does anyone else see Bender sitting on a burning stove? :)

[snake2065]

@JadenAlexis his making beer BEER IS GOOD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER­RRRR!

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@MarcelWindischmann Lol.

[HarrisonRocks]

5 in England, if you're in a beer garden and a parent buys it for you.

[giantchicken891]

haha21 thats only america. in soviet russia we drink as fetuses

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@MarcelWindischmann Nobody gives a fuck about naziland. Stupid bitch.

[joachoye]

21? HA I LIVE In PRAGUE! The Legal Age Is 12!

[TristanRCRW]

@joachoye That's just bad

[dominsu]

I live in Australia...I can't believe you crazy Americans have to wait until you're 21 to buy alcohol but can vote, join the army and buy cigarettes (which are arguably worse for you than alcohol) when you're 18

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@dominsu Nobody cares about austrialia either. Gtfo. Fag.

[MCSuire]

@dominsu Cigarettes take a few weeks to do permanent damage to kill if I'm correct. One night of drinking hard liquor and honestly you should be dead.

[yague123]

I like Fry's little pose after he said "Doesnt"

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

NO I'M..doesn't.

[krusokat]

In my country it´s 16 ^^

[PhoenixAngel429]

@krusokat  Where is that?

[krusokat]

@PhoenixAngel429 Denmark :p

[wrathfullcape]

@PhoenixAngel429 or the Netherlands

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

I love how the thumbnail has dwight staring at leela's boobs

[JadenAlexis]

@CHURCHISAWESUM So he wasn't paying attention to what Leela was saying. :)

[Cydercontrol]

i never relaly paid attention to this episode till i took a closer look at dwight. he really is looking at leelas boobs hahaha.

[Fachiri1808]

Why is Bender sitting on a lit stove top?

[TheSpectralFlame]

@Fachiri1808 he is cooking beer in his compartment lol

[Twanvt]

Guys... Even I'm smart enough to quote a line from the video! Why don't I get a top comment?! D:

[InvaderZim174]

@Twanvt Here's a thumbs up, have fun! :D

[l0ovechild47]

@Twanvt you do now

[eiffel0108]

When you don't watch this with the sound on it only reaffirms that Leela is a bossy boots.

[spectrevampire]

Dwight and Cubert need to be in more episodes.

[skiime1]

"I heard that apple juice makes you smarter"(freind speaks in language to complex to be put into words)"what"?", " I said that couldn't possably be true, as you see, I just mispelled possibly, and this sentance is false"(other freinds head explodes)

[SomeFluffer64]

No I'm... dosn't.

[Marinedude2]

I made my self more smarter.

[MrCrypto1995]

I have just been educated

[CONOFRAC]

alcahol is good at any age when you appreciate it

[Xtralicu]

My real name is Dwight :D me so happy!

[neferiusnexus]

"It becomes very-VERY Good" ...at repressing pesky childhood memories :P

[MrFriendsfan]

in Russia and Ukraine it's 18. I love that scene and Fry and Leela's acting ))))

[anon7096]

@MrFriendsfan In England it's 18 as well.

[2ndCthulhu]

@anon7096

God save England! :,D

[anon7096]

@2ndCthulhu Hell yeah!

[Sunnyman909]

There's an element of truth to this... but i care not to explain it.

[MakoVlazkov]

The "21" is obviously edited in, you can tell by listening, you can hear the skip from the cut.

[EvenIfYouCared]

Pfft Australia 18 and then BAM go to the pub and get pissed. Or you have your 16th and your parents by you beer and you get pissed.

[SecuraNova]

21 bah, In england we have rum with our tea

[000JoshuaMcClure000]

actually when you turn twenty one, it doesnt really seem special anymore, because no one gives a shit if you drink it then.........

[jvkstudios]

21, Pff, I live in holland

[ormuzd1]

@jvkstudios So do I!

[l0ovechild47]

@jvkstudios lol

[F4Wildcat]

@jvkstudios Belgium aswel :v 16 bitches!

[MrGeekStreet]

The YouTube Decrees of Commenting

I. Thou shall not make retarded Bieber jokes

II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar

III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees, EVER

IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting

V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up

VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes

VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of Justin Bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads.

[Noruzenchi86]

@MrGeekStreet if you haven't noticed yet, you already broke III.

[Glutenovsky]

@MrGeekStreet Oh boy, here we go :

the 3 guys who disliked it are Justin Bieber fans, in Soviet Russia stupids make you alcohol, today at school somebody did this joke lolomgrofl and I ate pancakes for breakfast. THUMBS UP PLEAAAAAASE :):D:p^_^xD

[nw82]

@MrGeekStreet in soviet russia, dislike bar on justin bieber video dislikes YOU!

[Iife]

legalize marijuana.

[brsozgr]

In my fuckin stupid hole religious country named "Turkey", you have to be 18 to drink at home, and you have to be 24 to drink outside(bars etc.) Please PLEASE! DON'T LET US IN EU!

[ButtersStotch7000]

Holy crap! I can't believe I never noticed Dwight's peeping!

[SnowCanary]

@priamyvate Stop trying to steal the top comment.

[Ironbat92]

LOL, Dwight is look at Leela's cleavage.

[ForgotteMemories101]

umm the abuse of alcohol makes you stupid

[pedekiller]

ha ha, 18 is the legal age here...WINNNOOORRR

[jpb1rosegan]

@pedekiller nop here in portugal you only need to be 16 years old to legally drink

[pedekiller]

@jpb1rosegan wow, i guess it's better to get drunk, party and get over it before you are legally allowed to drive.

party on mate :D

[sXeish]

Alcohol does make you stupid... I have seen alot of my friends who never touch illegal drugs and only drink booze become dumb fucks... Alcohol will only close your mind and let someone else do the thinking for you....hint: starts with govern ends with ment.

[inuyasha9454]

@sXeish actaully it impares jusdgement. alchohal doesent decrease your intelligence. i know people who incrediablly smart but they drink a little more than they should

[SweetPipsqueak]

@inuyasha9454 If you happen to drink alcohol then your comment just proved sXeish's statement. If you don't drink then please learn to spell and work on your grammar, Sir or Miss. Case Closed.

[inuyasha9454]

@SweetPipsqueak well excuse me. even though i used spell im still wrong? whatever its obvious you know very little. ima guy if you even bothered to look at my profile. like i said i know very smart people borderline geniuses but they drink and they are the same as they were before consuming the alcohol.

[grizabella626]

The joke Billy West didn't get at first!

[Mugeenman2]

It's actually not true, alcohol only makes you dumb while your drunk, so technically the only knowledge you lose is what you could have gained while you were sober.

[enterprise0709]

In Holland it becomes good at 16.

[fpsfox]

@enterprise0709 same in denmark <3

[demon515]

@enterprise0709 Just because it's illegal to drink under 21 in the USA doesn't mean people follow it. Hell I started drinking regularly at 19, I was late to drinking compared to the people I knew.

[enterprise0709]

@demon515 I know people in Holland who started drinking at the age of 12...

[demon515]

@enterprise0709 I know people in American who started at 12 as well.

[H057IL3]

Teehee, silly New New Yorkers who can only drink at 21... up here in Old New Montreal it's 18.

[paratrooper6]

lol it's 18 here

[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

I like how they had to dub in 21 once the new drinking age came in lol