Steven Seagal Teaches the JKL Security Guards

[sedna16]

Look at me, I'm Jimmy Kimmel - LOL

[Mutelava]

LMAO 'no wait a minute she went to fast'

[macmini434]

I didn't realize at first that this was a skit, so when I saw the "security guards" I was just like O_O .

[PeterDanielCurran]

Fuck off Steven Seagal.

[BroadcastingRS]

I call him steven seagull

[cruisindworld]

a security camera and security fence would have done a better job! Hilarious, But the short latin guy was still able to crack a joke regardless of the thumb pain! He should be a comedian instead.

[kenny1309]

He's tall

He's handsome

MmmMmm

[ErikPaulsonFan]

@kenny1309 He weighs as much as all the members of the security team put together. And I'm not talking muscle.

[kenny1309]

@ErikPaulsonFan

Ya.

I shoulda' put quotes on my last comment.

[cedern92]

@ErikPaulsonFan you know the greatest japanese karate sensei is a ''fat guy'' as big as steven? you know, muscles does not mean that you're mma-star

[ErikPaulsonFan]

@cedern92 Really? Who is this man you speak of?

[avangerx]

@ErikPaulsonFan

Have you every heard of Mikhail Ryabko and Russian Martial Arts called Systema? Look it up and you will figure out wight or a big belly don't prevent anybody becoming a martial art expert. He is amazing like Steven Seagal.

[ErikPaulsonFan]

@avangerx Yeah, I know about Systema, but you're comparing apples and oranges, because Systema can actually be used in fighting.

That said, my main gripe with Seagal is that he is one of the most arrogant people in the world, yet he has absolutely no fighting experience. If that wasn't enough, the guy couldn't even fight the urge to compulsively eat. You'd think he'd have a little more humility.

Wearing those ridiculous jackets to hide his flabby belly isn't helping anything either.

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

sounded like the pedo in family guy

[pasisok]

Rick died a few days ago. The older man with white hair. Left behind a nice family.

[taptapdesign]

You got to be fkin kidding me, those ppl need to be signed a contract and have their comedy show asap! Would love too  watch that. Seinfeld 2 :D::dd

[xxFixx1995]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO.

[tomasitaify]

Rest in Peace Rick

[pasisok]

@tomasitaify Know his common law wife's brother very well. Very sad for him to go so quickly without warning really.

[darkknight302]

@tomasitaify rick is dead?

[PDSOTMF]

LOL. Made my day. Seagal is awesome :D

[takidabossen]

lol break the thumb :P

[sfknns]

LoL this shit is to funny!

[fucktheothercalmo]

F5 Skips Adds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ben1987X]

hahhahahahahhaha

[ciaran1527]

Yea your right and come down to it he is like you - a fat bastard good call!! He's tall hes handsome, what the fuck he's a blimp!! He got choked out by an old man gene lebell and shit and pissed his pants and he shit himself again when van damme challenged him in 1997 enough said!

[roastedcheese]

"and come down to it hes just like you and me"

"your embarassing me"

[kap2z]

LMFAO he's tall, he's handsome, mmmmmmmmmm. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I think we all know she wet herself

[Jackson4308]

"you think I'm proud of your abilities?" lmao

[elgoose2003]

at 1:38 what kind of wrist lock is that?

[StarSh1ne]

@elgoose2003

It's an Ikkyo

[albertsamerica]

@elgoose2003 it was more of a finger/wrist lock. He grabbed his thumb and just twisted it to the side (which hurts more than pushing it back. Trust me.)

[AgileMJOLNIR]

1:46 is the freaking best lmao!

I thought that lady was going to wet herself lol

[oshyria]

"No, wait a minute, she went to fast"

ROFL

[7972222]

seagals the man

[reporter]

this shit is stupid. i thought this was gonna be serious and turn out gay

[DeathWish850]

LOLLLLLLLLLL at the guards

[raymondleeleggs]

Seagal just proved that he's not fat!

[986lee]

That was funny,what a bunch of stiffs lol!!

[Striwa88]

And again lol @ 1:37

HA HA Hey's tall he's handsome MMMMMMM

[Striwa88]

LOL, @ 0:55

[Bigtaj02]

he's tall, handsome..*SIGH* HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[copavida]

i see now, Jimmy does not do any racial profiling, he will hire anyone, hispanic, black, white, horny asian chick,etc

[princeaferd]

hahahah damn jimmy needs to keep that asian lady on damn that was funny hahaahaha

[ChocolateFlux]

There's no way, that this is seriously Jimmy's security team :D

[georgykam]

i like to.............haha realy

[menonthemovemovie]

This was hilarious. With these security guards I hope Kimmel doesn't have any enemies.

[gastonytHQ]

hahah

[awesomeain]

"No wait a minute. She went too fast."

OMG! ROFLMAO worthy. :D

[dinh]

LMAO!!

[danxxx22]

LOL XD

[monkeyman522]

The Asian lady made this video for me, too funny.

[steveguydammit]

@monkeyman522 american indian or latino, definitely not asian.

[richardman1992]

steven seagal is a total badass

[gODfall]

guillermo really meant to say that he is better than jimmy..

[SharmetaB]

LOL Steven Seagal is nice looking

[libnen123]

Man check out the difference in height between Seagal and Guillermo!!

[lastardriver]

These guys probably know more about personal security than this fat fraud. ha ha.

[MrsPetMate]

he looks like a wax doll

[DjGalm]

loooooooooooool

[Beautysheep06]

:O Guillermo said "Jimmy"!

[sean9820]

Stevens Show IS AWESOME!!!

You can watch it free on the AE website!

[fishyerica]

i love the entire JKL security team!!! they are hilarious!! please have them on regular basis!!! :D

[Dominikanlyricist]

Will Saso !!!

[alexiox55]

seriosly do they call them securityomg

[jorge10928]

guillermo murdered that white guy! :P

[cracktober]

wow, some fat security guards. Are they paid to eat or something? I could punch jimmy and jog away and they wouldnt catch me.

[jaimathur]

wheres uncle frank?

[schalomscheich]

''I suppose to be Jimmy Kimmel''

[jose3017]

He got the skills but we have GUNS!!!!!

XD

[JackeShan]

Steven Seagal is underrated :D

[9107you]

they might be few of kimmels guards

[23SuS23]

steven seagal is so awesome.. he never ever gets punched in any of his movies

[angeltroea]

are all of them actors?

[CaptainAgnostic]

I think the only people Jimmy needs to be protected from are his security guards.

[beinta86]

If those are the pople guarding Jimmy, he's seriously fucked!

[THAHITMAN509]

hahahaha same shit I Was thinking.

[jograd08]

is it true that steven was afraid to fight van damn?

[mclarenf45]

where did u get the story ?

[jograd08]

it was long ago, it was one of the gozzip thing in showbiz people. they were both in stallone's house and apprently had a heated argumnt and van dam told steven to go outside and he waited for an hour but steven didnt show up.

[mclarenf45]

that would be a good fight, but my bet would be on steven he is giant, and has skills to beat van dam..

[jograd08]

yea, try looking for an interview of seagal with arsenio hall and van damn with a frnchtv interview i think they have something to say about each other

[eyesack9]

hahahah

[b92seven]

WTF was that white little thing at 1:21??? It fell on that old guys pocket??????

[jzi4]

Guillermo's gum came out his mouth

[hardrain08]

@b92seven my spliff

[ArakniD]

Those were his glasses lol

[kong19hong]

lol

good spot!

probably viagra

[coolplay520]

HIS GLASSES

[backdoorman1971]

hahahaha

[Saviiiiiiiii]

LOLLL

[mikedm15]

where is uncle frank?

[04ray25number2]

LMAO!!!!! The Mexican lady is hilarious :)

[ramir233]

lol@ 2:16 xD!!!

[Einfrein]

Wow, is Steven Seagal so good at fighting IRL too? :D I honestly didn't know that :P

Hilarious haha :D HD btw, great :D

[celyNalex]

HAHAHA

[steelpursuit]

awesome! seagal is a great guy!

[Jackthemeat]

actually he dumped his first wife in Japan and two kids once his movie career started. His wife's father taught him Aikido and made him a teacher at his school in Osaka before he was ever a star. To this day he has very little contact with his first two children.