dane cook-creepy guy

[tripwaveofficial]

terrible uploader. this is copyright infringement!

[SunriseHealthFoods]

im the creepy guy..... o wait, im skinny.

[gakuenalice11]

hehe he's so funny

[TheXXkillerXx147]

By the way, here's a Snickers:)

[Nagi6675]

*GASP* Thanks for the candy

[polerbearful]

move the machine plZ PLEASE 

[pantsbackwards]

(thanksforthecandy)

[atalkingcat]

This one is awesome, one of my all time faves:) Btw, what's the weird music in the background?

[MrInfinity93]

I would have liked this if this was better quality

[AngielovesuDavid]

This made me think of a sub-teacher that scares the shit out of me...

[Pipskweek17]

Being nice to the weird kid and BAM stalked for life..

[headovaheelsquizilla]

na na na na na na na. thats the sound of growing up.

[KayHiggs13]

See him outta your periph. LOL

[blazingangel908]

@shyguy345 HEY! my little pony is that shit! don't be dissing MLP and besides, a LOT of guys watch it, it's not like it's abnormal. Have you ever watched that show? You get stuck on it within the first few seconds.

[blazingangel908]

lol he's 'shapes'

He's right though, even at school you can see that one creepy guy

[JFarmer2011]

24 People are Creeps

[qkaelan]

Sounds like he's describing Kevin from The Office..

[NickelodeonBuff]

My guy looks like Weird Al Yankovic. Except he is NOT funny.

[Mem71797]

*Stares at you* thanks for the candy...

[Bluburry100]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY

[Merveilleux202]

in my situation he's thin

[JMike032890]

23 people didn't get candy, and will snap soon

[8Stripedstar5]

lol, Front ass. XD

[VintageGuRu92]

"...Thanks for the candy."

[yz100f]

the creepy guy made 23 youtube accounts!!!

[blue92ist]

Thanks for the candy!! lol



[ATLJRC]

he shapes!

[Maxer64ya]

N N N N N N!!! That's the sound of growing up!

LOL!!! ROFL!!!

[X3AmychanX3]

"I can describe the guy, I can tell you right now. I can list ALL the features of this guy. First of all, he's not a fat guy. He's not fat--you would never say he's fat, but he is SHAPES."

Aha, that cracked me up!

[drrock1304]

-whispers- Thanks for the candy

<33333333 LOVE IT

[itsme123456789100]

i would talk to him on purpose, and i gave him a snickers chocolate,peanuts, caramel, yea stick that in your mouth. enjoy that.

[alexTHEbeast107]

23 creepers disliked this video

[luvthevols09]

and i always carry candy im like" want some candy??!! plz take some candy!! plzzz!!!!

[luvthevols09]

now im afraid to be mean to ANYBODY cuz they might shoot up the place. this is why im nice to my sister now, cuz im afraid she has some sawed off shotgun for when she snaps

[sambchdm]

MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE!! PLEASE!!!

[sambchdm]

concernicus.LOL

[craZgirl1091]

"and he'll come to my office and he'll be like *GASP* *thanks for the candy*"

[Audiomancer]

The weird guy at my work just got fired;)

[guitarman104mjb]

lol that's the sound of growing up!

[bballbabe3610]

"You see him come morphing in..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE DANE COOK<333

[CapitalBhoy78]

Die Dane...

[Ruko121]

nice hypercam work .. 

[manchester1997united]

hahahahaha so halarious



[Melisa1slipknot2]

He's not fat..but he is.he is shapes xDD.![;

[nikthedick123]

that guy is my teacher. and im 13.

[oXCitCatXo]

dude your user name is really fuckin nice and i mean that in the most sarcastic way possible>

[nikthedick123]

@oXCitCatXo fuck you dude why do you care?

[Maboroshu]

@nikthedick123 & @oXCitCatXo dude guys you are over-reacting can you just kewl it? ur behaving like 5 year olds.....but with potty mouths

[nikthedick123]

@Maboroshu whatever dude

[oXCitCatXo]

look i was just fuckin jokin with you asswhole

[nikthedick123]

@oXCitCatXo it didnt sound like a joke.

[scorpiogirl100]

lol we should talk about pens!

[melcuteface9316]

Enjoy that, put that in your mouth.

[tRapdontRap]

unregistered hypercam

[xjessjustify]

thats the sound of growing up. ne ne nu ne!! when you here the first note of this, MAKE IT STOP

[FRANKS92]

morphing in lol.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

anytime i watch a funny comedian like daniel tosh or bill burr and my face hurts because i cant stop laughing i watch a dane cook video like this one. thank you dane, without you i would not be able to stop laughing.

[moleman40000]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 LoL u should be a comedian

[nikthedick123]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 daniel tosh ripps jokes off raywilliamjonson.

[CawkInMouf]

i am that guy he is talking about =/

[JollyJont]

@CawkInMouf Why? did one guy give you candy and the rest avoids you on the roof? :D

[xjessjustify]

@CawkInMouf my god its the scary guy

[TheBnbFilms]

Anyone who dislikes this is one of those creepy guys

[TouchMyZoltan]

@TheBnbFilms haha there were 24 dislikes

[tenstones8]

@TheBnbFilms you now have 100 likes my good sir :)

[SheySheyShadow]

When he finally he gets to my office hes gonna be like, *GASP* thanks 4 the candy!

LOL XD

[Fruitopian67]

lol, my dad was never the same after he heard this! XD rofl

[shortneyftw]

You freakin dipshits, if you don't like Dane Cook, then don't effing watch him. Simple as that. Good for you if you don't like him, but don't sit and rip on other people who do, you dicks.

[TheJcp1234]

That's enough Dane Cook. Go away now. Your not funny.

[BayleeLenaiHayworth]

@TheJcp1234 Why are you watching this if you dont like dane cook!?!?!?

[Shonic360]

@TheJcp1234 hes not leavin u leave

[TheJcp1234]

@Shonic360 GARBAGE DAY!!

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@TheJcp1234 even if dane cook had a funny joke it wouldnt be funny because he is absolutely terrible at telling the jokes. his presentation fails. ussually, after watching brian regan or dave chapelle, i cant stop laughing so i will come to a dane cook video to calm myself down.

[nikthedick123]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 its just different from what you like. just because you dont laugh doesnt mean its not funny.

[shadowpuppyadspongy]

omg! this is hilarious! one of my friends told me to watch this and it was soooooooo funny!

[RockifytheWorld]

why am i talking in such a high voice is ridiculous makes no sense ahhh!! OMFG he is so funny

[shmike1984]

i'm the creepy guy at work

[vVPOSEIDONVv]

cha-chick boom! cha-chick boom! cha-chick boom! and when he finally getsto my office he is gunna be like "Thanks for the candy" XD

[SheySheyShadow]

Some ppl please watch my vids i even take nasty crap idc i just want more vewiers

[jeremycfer]

put that in your mouth, enjoy that

[PATDEqualsShex]

He is shapes.

[vball5050]

nanananananana.....thats the sound of growing up.

[BrunoSan1986]

Is he supposed to be funny?

[Servbotlover]

@BrunoSan1986 he's fucking hilarious!

[BrunoSan1986]

@Servbotlover He is. In your opinion. Not in mine. Simple.

[Servbotlover]

@BrunoSan1986  well!

[Zachisgod92]

@BrunoSan1986 then y the fuck r u watching his videos?

[SpiritCrusher47]

@BrunoSan1986 yeah, supposed to be

[ErinTurco21]

@BrunoSan1986 fuck you he IS funny

[MysteryViolette]

LMAO! *GASP--Whisper* Thanks for the candy

[graceypops]

i cant find the animation for this anywhere :(

[maykagome]

XD I would totally talk to that guy!

[AdamL349]

@nimmy68 , Wow your tough ayee?

[hellbound102]

haha! im totally gonna be talkin to the that guy from now on, gonna have to get me some candy bars and fuckin pens lmao

[ashtonkutcher10]

lolz ahaha thanks for the candy

[TheRegart]

only sad thing about this beacause its so true, other people like me will accused of such things. But this is still pretty funny though

[nimmy68]

dane cook makes my want to punch babys in the face

[firstimeplaythrough]

@nimmy68 then why do u watch his videos?

[Alcocky27]

@nimmy68 LOL

[jadiee101]

@nimmy68 uh thats weird

[Switchfoot319]

@nimmy68 wow your kinda of a douche to look him up and then sit here and diss.. fag.

[lovethemusiclol]

lmao  Love Dane Cook

[sezjackproductions]

im going to make fun of that guy at school .. here have a twix look eat that the biscuit the caramel the chocolate eat it in your mouth let it melt mmmmmmm any way bye mohammed *fucking paki*

[jellybellyloonatick]

"When he gets to my office"HHHUUUUH" thanks for the candy lmao

[MasuyoChan]

hey guys wanna get the fuck out of the breakroom? XD

[BigJohnsHog]

Thanks for the canddyyy ..... :)

[muskabulldog]

lolooloolllolololollollollolol­ol thanx 4 the candy

[xxJordyxPordyxx]

he's not fat, you'd never say he's fat but he is shapes! HAHAHAHAH!

[MrPurpleCat11]

Here's a Snickers, Just for you. Peanuts, Caramel put that in your mouth, enjoy that.

[mrl2743]

...the guy from billy madison

[jborn1308]

he's like a lava lamp-type of individual... HAHA

[JDuuuBs]

dane cook is the shit

[Juicedup58]

MOVE THE VENDING MACHINE

[kitty93875]

nununununununununu... thats the sound of growing up...

[SanitaryGrounds]

sounds like Shia LaBeouf out of transformers

[SlapmyFlap]

@SanitaryGrounds Oh my gosh...I never noticed that, but now that you bring it up, I can't get shia labeoufs voice out of my head.

[gutterdog1]

why am i talking in such a high voice!?

uhhhhh!

[lindsayenrique]

skrew yall haters dane is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!:D

[meganfoxsthumb]

he is shapes HAHAHAHAHA

[narutosake222]

nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah­nah that's the sound of growing up. it's also the same sound mario uses when he grows

[purebloodjiselle]

"You laugh now, but you know Monday morning you're gonna be like 'Hey Marcus!'"

HAHA! So true.

[eggsalad774]

HAAA THANKS FOR THE CANDY

[EventuallyWeMerge]

No, it's mostly about quiet people. Like me. People find it creepy when people are overly quiet, and I hate that. Some of us just aren't all overly happy, some of us realized how fucked up and hypocritical this world really is.

[KatrinaLynn91]

@EventuallyWeMerge I'm the crazy happy type :P

[kelseyhm]

omfg....thats my theory....he stole it...thats why were nice to this girl in our class lmao

[nicolelee317]

LOL it's funny cuz it's very true but slightly scary lol

[guamk95]

ahha im gana get a job lik that,,so i could pretend to be the creepy guy haha

[KatrinaLynn91]

so mean..does that mean im that creepy guy...my boss just said i seem like the kind of person to one day bring in a shotgun to work.....he said it so seriously....im a happy person...dont understand y my boss would say that....it was soo weird....he didnt even seem scared about it.....

[godlygamer911]

@KatrinaLynn91 and now you are considering bringing a gun

[gutterdog1]

thats the sound of growing up!

[dogkelp]

There's a real-life lesson in this. I know he means you should be nice to people as a joke, but we really should all stop being so judgmental. If we decide a person is a weirdo, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. We will all die some day, and we need to share the world with as many people as we can so that we can get as much of the fullness of humanity at the core of our being as possible.

[thisotherperson]

@dogkelp

it is human nature to judge. Just let people be human.

[TheCandyGirl58]

THANX FOR THE CANDY!

[hardcorewwe110]

whats with the rest of the vid?!

[Cheeseyboy626]

wow nice job recording someones else's vid

[BazrunStunter]

good job on recording someone recording dane cook. who gives a shit.

[seppomuppit]

@Cheeseyboy626 and fixing the sound, and shit video. creeeep

[MATTNATTMATT]

@Cheeseyboy626 he dident just record it, i did a REALY bad job of it. he could atleast use software that is almost good.

[sammnmitch]

hahah fuck i love dane cook sooo funny cracks me up even when i cant see him

[jennieXOlee]

hes like a lava lamp

lol

[EnteiRocks]

thanks for the candy

[AcridN1nja]

GASP* Thanks for the Candyy!

[desizels]

thanks for the candyyyyy

[christophers12345]

LMFAO hey you guys wanna get the fuck out of the break room

[meghanom]

hahhahha.

cant wait till i get a job(:

[mcbee566]

had a guy actually snap once he beat the crap out of just about everyone except me....all because one day i sat with him during the lunch break and gave him one of my zebra cakes (a snack cake thing that comes in a package of two) the only thing that ran through my mind was "HOLEY CRAP! I AM SO GLAD I WASN'T HUNGRY THAT DAY!"

[amazingatheistrulz]

roflmao...

[ronvins]

*nanananananana*

"That's the sound of growing up"

[h2oandtwilightsaga]

bang bang...*breath* thanks for the candy! ...bang bang bang

[barbaraajaynex3]

heeehhh---thanks for the candy (:

[itsmeaali]

hey marcus.

how was ur weekend? what'ya do?

here, i bought u some pens for ur crazy pocket.

i know u love pens, and i happen to love pens too. we shoutl talk about pens someday.

[SethHisoka]

Inks, pens, caps, I love 'em!

[2manyBananas1]

lol

[theartbook35]

Before I ever heard this joke, I worked with a chick that was actually insane, and I bought her M&Ms!!

[alexlvsport]

Now she wont shot you haha

[tysonroxzmyworld]

Thats the sound of growing up.XD

[sliceitup07]

I gave the creepy guy at my work mentos...cause they're the Freshmaker.

[asdaniel2]

"you laugh now but you know Monday morning you know you're gonna be like hey Marcus, how was your weekend?"

ahahahhhaha

[crocgator44]

man the guy hes talking sounds like our janitor

[temnost2]

HAHA,, this reminds of the the stapler guy from office space:)

[wats4suppa]

YES exactly what i was thinking

[rob395397]

the movie is EPIC

[papero7k]

Thanks for the candy! Lol.

[assassinboy12]

lmao we should talk about pens one day lol