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  • woman: "sir what are you doing?!"

    cooper: " oh sh**"

    woman: " is that a snake.....oh my god!"

    cooper: " please dont tell anyone, please, please, please"

    woman: " dont worry im not gonna tell any body

    cooper: " thank you soooooo much"

    woman:" you're welcome"

    woman: " HEY EVERYBODY, THIS KID BACK HERE BEATIN HIS MEAT!!!!"

    cooper : " damn you!"

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  • Guy is definitely a perv, but that blonde "journalist" mother fucker is worse.

  • I would kill that reporter and cameraman.

  • this guy... needs saul goodman..

  • America 4 fuk sake... Taking some1 to court for tugging... insecure bloody yanks... if it was me i would of told the judge to go f*ck himself... literely... american media is a disgrace...

  • he;s 23 still living at home with his parents after doing this? he needs to get KICKED OUT! pack his bags and tell him to get out now, and change the locks.

  • asshole news people; he wasn't jerking off near children or to kiddy porn, so leave him the fuck alone, and quit looking for a story where there isn't one. This is stupid

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  • @crabbyoldbastard Maybe because he did in in a public library in front of children?

    Do men masturbate in front of children in your country?

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  • Dog, sometimes u just need to rub 1 out

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  • that interviewer sure likes riding his dick.

  • HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A CRIME??

  • what is the Judge doing with his hand behind the benh there?

  • THAT'S FUCKEN BADASS!!!

  • thats fucked oup

  • Dumb move, but which is worse, this or what Bush Cheney did by getting us into illegal wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that have killed untold thousands?

  • Why is this news crew harassing this guy. Shit like this happens all the time.

  • I've looked at porn at the public library many times before but I never jerked off in public

  • im sure it will help him that this is shown in tv!

  • Carl Monday got all the big stories!!

    LOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

  • what was the guy thinking doing that in a library. god.

  • Aww shit he's unlucky. Because I would already been busted numerous times O_O

  • he wasn't looking at kids and jerking off, he was looking at porn on a computer that was near the childrens section. and he wasn't doing it blatanly. you can see he was trying to conceal himself in the film. i think he's just a perv who got caught wacking it. i wouldn't give him 30 days for that. maybe a fine, probation, and banning from computers with public access. just to make him suffer for a lack of self control and sound judgment.

  • what a loser what's he mad at? It was at a public library sicko fucker. sue the dad for assault now lolol that be funny

  • thats sick wit his stupid ass and he should feel ashamed and embrassed o yea PS.LMAO

  • he got cought performing a dove act

  • He was caught pleaureing himself ? I beg your pardon!! He was caught spanking his monkey !!!

  • dont act like they are treating you bad you dirty pedo!

  • Aw. That's nothin'. My seed goes all over the town.

  • i hate fking nosy reporters who tries to just get the story at any cost. fking pigs

  • a year of probation for that? man, just fine him and ban him from the lib, shit!

  • lol pleasuring himself wtf???

  • I have also jerked off in a Dubai swimmingpool and completed full orgasm! But we got thrown out there!

  • I am from Norway, and i have jerked off in the ghost train of a local danish amusement park, and acchieved complete orgasm and NOT been caught at all!

  • Varför är jag inte förvånad över att du är norrbagge?

  • Stupid American laws are stupid.

  • the man beating off ina kids section of a librairy was a blessing apperently

  • this is bullshit man, this is fuckin bullshit, this isnt the America i grew up in

  • how so? you wouldnt get arrested in your day or no1 would have been beat off in the first place in your day?

  • i mean nobody would have got arrested in my day for jerking off, people jerked off all the time, whenever they wanted

  • wow fuck america. its an awesome concept but we fucked it all up

  • they got fined 5 dollars and 21 cents

  • 30 days in jail for whipping my cock out and jerking it ? WHAT? fuck outtta here...thats like telling me i can't breathe w/o going to jail

  • who cares if the guy jerks off in a library... typical american... pfff

  • one thing is for sure....him and his family (or whoever the people getting in the car with him) are fucked up weirdos....i'd like to punch the "turn it off or i'll shove it up your ass guy" right in the face...also, it is clear that "jack off guy" with the mustache obviously has mental problems, and you can really tell his parents (the 2 people in the car) don't help his situation at all...

  • 1. Buy a $200 computer.

    2. Download tons of porn.

    3.???

    4. Profit!

  • fuck that sick ass motherfucker

  • I guess Dad will let him do his jerking at home from now on.

  • The guy has his cock out in public cause he's too ugly to get a gf wot a loser lol

  • its not like he jerked off to kids he was just in the kids section but he should just be fined or something but not allowed near kids thats not needed

  • lol

  • pedophile

  • no way is he a pedophile...he didnt harm anyone and im sure nobody was around him.

  • How is he a pedophile? They are just bringing children into this to make him look worse.

    It disgusts me how this man is humiliated and shown in the medias. Jacking off in the library is pretty fucking stupid, we can agree, but it's not like he hurt anyone and I don't think he will do it again. What shocks me is the fucking douche following him and destroying his life to get more views. He should be arrested, because in my opinion, he commited a crime much worse.

  • yeah that is true hes tickeling his pickle in a library where any one can see thats not pedophiliac but its just perverted

  • id give him 15 days in jail for being a dumb ass

    maybe not even that since its bad enough everyone is gona laugh at him

  • That guy shouldn't go to jail if there were no kids around... the thing at the end was funny as hell though lol

  • I don't see any kids! It's not like he was exposing himself, the only reason we know is because OUR NEWS decided to film it. Really, that's what we do, set up cameras to catch people masturbating. Might I add he was hiding it very well.

  • That's why nobody fucks with Monday!

  • Masturbation is not a crime. Americans are such fucking prudes. Masturbation is an act of love. Everybody should masturbate anytime anywhere. Fuck children. They masturbate too.

  • @u2bmetub you're a sick fuck

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  • I think he was mad he didn't get more jail time. That way he can 'beat it' w/ the big boys!!!

  • Imagine being the lawyer for that dude, um, he's sorry....

  • yeah def

  • looooll

  • Anyone ever wonder why women don't get busted for pleasuring themselves. The do! Should we bring them to court?

  • The guy looks a little like VenomfangX!

  • Americans love watching fucked up people like this and laughing.. bored fucks.

  • You can actually get on the news for taking the newspaper and beatin the old dog.This is actually news.I don't get the news channels anymore they're confusing now.

  • he could have saved himself alot of trouble if he would have just CUFFED THE COOPER at home to some porn like everyone else

  • Thats how this guy rolls.....

  • man you weirdos if you;re gonna materbate DO IT AT YOUR HOME!!!!!! preferably behind closed windows and locked doors

  • he was probably embarresed and not angry

  • that is the most fucked up family ive ever seen

  • HOW IS THIS NEWS

  • he's acting like a spoilt little kid

  • Fuck you american people!

  • Hey communist, how about we fire a missile up your ass!

  • fuck you Austria peoples  you stink like moldy cheese

  • So he did something stupid like wanking in an empty library, was given a sensible sentence, and then the media follows him everywhere with cameras until he snaps and shouts at them, and they put that on TV. Nice one, American media.

  • Dude can't afford internet so went to the library to get jiggy with himself on net porn. The real crime is poverty, he should been at home locked in the basment.

  • wow that news crew need to stop thay whent way over bord

  • nasty ass thing he's not even a man

  • wow only in america....... so what he should have done is jerk off in the adult fiction section.... he might have been busted by a older women who proberley would have laughed or given him a headjob...... wooooooooo i take that back i just saw his face..... bad mo dude.... you suck hahahaha

  • Carl Monday should press charges for battery.

  • he is stupid and he is punk ass!

  • lol!!!!lol thats for jerkcking off in public you jackass!

  • Two things that I find most desturbing about this: Carl Monday, and these idiot comments

  • YES he lifts weights,HE won the clean and jerk !!!!!!!

  • 2:43. "Where is my paintball gun?"

  • still iving with his parents lol

  • hahahahhaa jerking off in library watta bitch

  • looks like the entire family is a little on the wacko side

  • u fuc up

  • a big deal over nothing , what a waste of court time , he didnt do anything wrong

  • oh fuck!!! he did'nt deserve that , it's an instinct

  • Masturbation is a sin.  Remember that!

  • well then call me satan

  • hahaha thats the funniest thing i ever heard hahaha what a disgrace

  • this people should be put in jail, if I see him on the street, i would love to break his fkn legs

  • That's because your a mindless asspipe.

  • lol i liked how coopers old man set an NBA style pick on Carl Monday when exiting the court.

  • avoid the sticky key board boys!

  • Aw... Mommy and Daddy get defensive. If my son was caught doing that, I'd call it 'taking your lumps'.

  • you're pretty sick

  • LOOOOOL

  • Get a look at that dudes trash-stash! He looks like one of those people you need to keep your kids FAR AWAY from.

  • free that man its the goverments fault !!! EVERY MAN NEEDS PORN AT HOME and this would not happen and if a woman was doing her god dam job this would not have happend

  • The comments make me sick this guy should have been jailed and key888qhost you are a fucking paedo how on earth would the kids 'be thrilled' to see this

  • big L

  • lol hes still living with his parents??? how sad.. no wonder he jerked in d library

  • I agree, the police are protecting the wrong people's rights. What kind of "freedom of the press is this anyway?" Freedom to Scarlet letter anyone in Society without restraint?

  • Get the hell way from me!" lol pervy ass kid!

    should'nt be whackin off in the kid part of the library! its just gross!

  • haha what a dumbass kid, only stupid peole defend sick pervs wearing that kinda porn stache, haha my fav part is when the cop yells at the poor father MR. COOPER!

  • I fuckin' hate reporters like that who get all up in your face, I hope one day someone finally beats the shit out of him. I especially hate how the dad is just trying to get that guy to leave him alone and the cop comes up and shoves HIM away instead of the cameraman, wow.

  • only in the America.. great finish with the reporter doing his job ny showing a microphone in his face and the cop telling his father to back away.. only in America

  • so jerking off near kids is wrong??? oops...

  • Performing a sex act seems sexy....he JERKED OFF! he pulled his fucking pud near kids! Fuck him! He looks like a pervert! A wake up call? LOL...he needs to be bought a subscription to HUSTLER and he can whack in his own bathroom.

  • Thats gross

  • and you should be worried, that man and billions like him lurk at every corner, every public bench just watching, waiting for the perfect opportunity to take advantage of YOUR daughter. be afraid, lock her up, buy a shotgun, keep your family safe.

  • her mascare was running out on the right eye do you copy?

  • PLEASURING HIMSELF LMAO!

  • Why doesn't this perv have his own computer?

  • this perv?? you never jerked off or looked at a porn site??

  • Not at a "public" library.

  • lmao what a lonley fag

  • you will never see this in europe

  • lol notice he acts like a kid. sadly, if your daughter saw this at a library, my question is what would she do? That is what scares me about my little neice. She is trusting of everyone. Its horrible. I had to beat the shit out of this bald fatass who was trying to get her to come with him into a game shop.

  • Typical Cleveland.

  • Stoopid Americans ahahahahaaha!!

    Kids in public libary yes thats a new one.

    Oh and btw you have public libaries and you are still stupid (americans).

  • thats what that nasty ass mother gets

  • with looks like that and now this....virgin for life! lol micheal ...do you take your hand as your lawfully wedded wife?you may now kiss your hand...(gets a manicure as a wedding gift)

  • hahaha...asshole got caught!..hahaand its funny how him and his faggot ass dad tried to act all gully and hard..hahaha..but they got owned by da cop...haha..get da fuck outta here!

  • where the first part it was too funny

  • i think jail is a little to much... tickets have being enough

  • you gotta amite this is pretty funny

  • the prisoners will enjoy this guy...

  • What a little bitch. What does he expect to happen when he whacks off in a public place?? He obviously has taken no responsibility for his actions, based on his little school boy temper tantrum. And his dad doesn't help. He only is encouraging his son to believe he has done nothing wrong. What a sad state this society has fallen into. Fucking people.

  • I belive thats considered to be lewd behavior I dont think he should go to jail but possbily the mental ward, he needs a mental evaluation.

  • Dont get fuckin mad jus cuz your ass is jerkin off at a damn library. get a fuckin life! douchebag

  • *GETS IN THE MINI VAN*GETS BACK OUT* GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!! lol!!!!*shouldnt have been touching your penis in kid section in a PUBLIC libary god what up wit dat , no privicy at home god could have just bought sum magizines and touchh you dick in the bath room retart....

  • yea, the irnoic thing is he will definatley get the Beats in jail

  • I'm sorry but that's a really moronic comment, On what ground's do you base this?

    "and he still lives with his parents and he is like 30 at least"

    I assume that you make that assumption due to the fact that he get's in the car with his parent's. But if he got sentenced to a Jail sentance how would he get HIS car back, thus your presumption is falous. Think more carefully before you allow your judgment to become clouded.

  • This guy is just ultra fucking cool

  • They've been following the story since May? Man if this is news in your town I'd hate to imagine the big new story. Maybe it will go something like this: "Local barber cuts off too much hair when patrons ask for just a trim!"

  • That is fuckin funny!!

  • hell, his dad should be in jail with him fucking him bcus he should have been charged for assult to the camera man

  • The reporters have no tact whatsoever here, and I think the whole thing was blown far out of proportion because he was in the "kid's section". I don't believe he was trying to target children in ANY way; that's just where the internet computer happened to be, and he was the only one in the room then. Yes, he did something stupid, but to have his entire reputation destroyed forever because of this? That's not justice.

  • wow, youtube viewers suck..... what he did was sick and wrong but responses like these sound like comments from a seventh grade sex ed class!

  • White Trash. No self respect at all and no respect for others so what do you expect?

  • he's so disgusting and gay look at his angry nerd face.. he try to do like if he did nothing look at him he's so ugly! "Get out the way from me!" i would say to him"Get out the public place"

  • MOM THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME!!

    -Don't worry sweetie I bought some lube you can de-stress at home

  • Americans are so hung-up. No one saw him but the hidden camera. I would rather see him jerking off than sneezing and having a load of snot hanging from his nose. I think not picking up your dogs poop is a little more disgusting. Think outside the box.

  • What a sicko. It's not hard doing it during when your NOT in a public place.

  • Man its like they're trying to embarass him in public infront of everyone...its just not fair

  • Shouldnt the police man being protecting the coopers of that unprofessional guy harassment.

  • YES

  • library crime,only in america man!

  • As the reporter said, they had been covering this story for a while. The reaction was not just because he was angry about the sentence, but because this reporter had already traced him for weeks to make a story out of it. there are other segments of this on youtube. Sure, it was indecent behavior but dragging this guy in front of the camera to humiliate him like that is just as bad. Thats why the entire family bahaves like this.

  • i think i may barf

  • why? IT WAS YOU WASENT IT!!!!?

  • NO!! I SWEAR!!! Thats frickin weird, i mean u got oother ppl around u and u were caught on tape... and by the way walpert09... does barry amnaloe know u raided his wardrobe HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • in ireland pedos hav to go to a completely seperate prison, "clover hill", because if they went to "mount joy" they would be murdered in their sleep...

  • Sad he had to get to this point.