This would actually make a good animated movie. xD You should make a 3 part series of long videos that are a movie. xD haha Like full ridiculous plot and everything xD
@AznStyl3zz oh eh i thought it was a surfing metaphor like hang ten, like why dont oyu surf water waves like everyone else instead of rockets... eh now its not as fun lol.
That old guy at the end either looks like the main antagonist from the Tekken series (The one who looks like he could fly away on his sharp-looking hair) or Lee Van Cleef from all those old Westerns like The Good, The Bad & The Ugly... Or optimally both meshed into one single being by the powers of Elephant DNA.
Lord Zorbatron is aware of this and he is most pleased.... He will convince the bears to join the lizards and conquer the world! Then all the unfaithful will be thrown into the lizard vortex! Zorbatron lives!!!!!!!!!!
perhaps you're right, there were only 2. well if the movie gets made i promise there will be at least ONE THOUSAND explosions and SEVENTEEN love interests.
best....film idea....EVER....no other movie would compare to this one *you know that 1 movie?...the one that everyone says is 'omg that was the best film of all time'...that movie is sh*t compared to this* XD
The general's anus is misplaced.
lemonicetea2 1 day ago
ok this + space duck, dude really just tell me where u buy ur shit D:
rafaelfmolina 1 day ago
BEAR in mind,this is only a trailer.
robik25 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Any one catch the prequel: "Rats!"?
BasicEvil18 4 days ago
The book was much better.
LittleMissApril25 6 days ago
I wonder if they'll make "Holy Buck!"
ShironTheWindragon 1 week ago
I would pay to watch this.
wtfisagoodusername 2 weeks ago 3
better drink my own piss
metalmaster126 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
FERNANDOOUUUUUU
StandardiOrten 1 month ago
this is barBEARic
LeprechauninmyBoxorz 1 month ago 8
@LeprechauninmyBoxorz nice one.
SexuaLobsterSpanish 3 weeks ago
Pun of the century.
Fuck.
pivotmaniac10 1 month ago
Nope!
Chuck Testa!
Themanfromdk 1 month ago
after acidently bringing down the missle on his own side he is dishonerabley discharged from his services
This is unBEARlievable
vlogmasters520 1 month ago
Best. Movie. Ever.
nathanielrobertoLULZ 1 month ago
That's Terry's Father.
Bobman4671 1 month ago
I thought I saw of of Sexual Lobster's videos... How the fuck did I miss this one?
Psychkemia 1 month ago
Take this video off quick! Michael Bay might actually make this movie if he sees this!
NAMEMEPLEASE 1 month ago
Best
OutsideTheKitchen 1 month ago
I cant bear the poor humour
TheWeirdEvilKitty 1 month ago
Unbearable...
I don't know if I should laugh or facepalm.
MrRafaelBCK 1 month ago
that was UNBEARABLE. GET IT. ITS A JOKE.
mjmorris2014 2 months ago
This is the funniest thing i ever seen ...
Sulpha10 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Im not seeing this movie because theirs no walrus pit!
Whiptooth 2 months ago
wat.
volound 2 months ago
a bear on a missile... NOW THAT IS A MOVIE I WHANT TO SEE XD
spellgalen808 2 months ago 4
This isnt Micheal bay not enough explosions
clonemovies123 2 months ago
When he said UNBEARABLE it blew my mind, only because it was intercepted by a bear :O
CelebrityOverload 2 months ago
It looks like the sort of movie that would have a mediocre plot that would be held together by intense action and graphics...
wait...
sladikk 2 months ago
Bears riding missles! That makes about as much sense as a pile of filthy donkeys!
=3
EXRazeBurn 2 months ago 3
wheres pedobear
Z0MB1PLAY3R 2 months ago
The Colonel has an anus on his chin
Avatar1617 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
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better plot than twilight
3seansky 3 months ago
"I have a brain injury." =P
If this was a full film, I'd go see it.
Cynanthrope 3 months ago 5
Your vids are full of drugs...
Giobr5 3 months ago 52
@Giobr5
So that's how Gooseman smuggles them...
Siirenias 1 month ago
what tha hell
INSAINO1 3 months ago
Ass chin.
TheStargateNerd 3 months ago
I hope this really does come out
RAiNMAN590 3 months ago
THE BEAR IS A SPY! O:
FoamKittyGamer 3 months ago
I don't get it.
Chizzuh 3 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
i could not bare to see a bear be able to bear arms against me.
Now that would be unBEARable.
coopernaderful 3 months ago 4
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i knew it bears will take over the world
tupo7 3 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
That was hilarious, unbearable!
OmegaTryce 4 months ago
*random comment here*
sayisakindof 4 months ago
This would actually make a good animated movie. xD You should make a 3 part series of long videos that are a movie. xD haha Like full ridiculous plot and everything xD
Deathlock257 4 months ago
PedoBear will approve of this...
if underage girls go UNBEARABLY BEAR NAKKID! har har har!
SkyEFX2 4 months ago
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I would go to see it...
TheSleven777 4 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
woo USA!
gabepaq 5 months ago
Don't worry,son,bears come and bears go.
AkiZivina344 5 months ago
I can't wait for the sequel - Oh Deer
BillyMayssBeardFan 6 months ago 121
@BillyMayssBeardFan the sequel to that sequal - Oh crab-
maartenvdvegt 1 month ago
Sums up Canada's military
CanadianPolybius 6 months ago
Dammit, the fucking bear watched this, he is on my fucking roof now? HAPPY!?!
My house is not a damn missle... You better do something with that bear
hakerqx 6 months ago
the Colonel seems to have an anus and a balls chin xD
28SomethingSomething 7 months ago
im sorry but I cant "Bear" to watch this
xPaelKeizahx 7 months ago 2
theres only one question you can ask at a time like this ... DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!!!
sexywatermelon38 8 months ago
i have a brain injury
stickmakerman 9 months ago
THIS SUMMER
COMEDY
ACTION
ROMANCE
InconspiciousIdiot 9 months ago
Awesome ! : DDDD you (SexuaLobster) realy are crazy, but i like it !
FunkyMuzzik 10 months ago
Lol, all that animation for that silly joke at the end, un-bear-able.
badushh-tush (drum line for joke)
Thank you, thank you everyone!
danbasker 10 months ago
Why cant you just catch 7 like all the other dads?
I have a brraaain-
Effin funny
EmoKakashi 11 months ago
@EmoKakashi *salmon
AznStyl3zz 9 months ago
@AznStyl3zz ?
EmoKakashi 9 months ago
@EmoKakashi why cant you catch salmon like the other dads?
AznStyl3zz 9 months ago
@AznStyl3zz oh eh i thought it was a surfing metaphor like hang ten, like why dont oyu surf water waves like everyone else instead of rockets... eh now its not as fun lol.
EmoKakashi 9 months ago
@EmoKakashi
He says "I have a brain injury" if you listen closely, not "I have a brain"
SVB222 9 months ago
@SVB222 wow everyone needs to chill out jeez, sorry i cant hear it well.
EmoKakashi 9 months ago
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I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!
dakiwininja 11 months ago
Best. Fucking. Bay. Movie. Ever.
MahajiHaji 11 months ago
That old guy at the end either looks like the main antagonist from the Tekken series (The one who looks like he could fly away on his sharp-looking hair) or Lee Van Cleef from all those old Westerns like The Good, The Bad & The Ugly... Or optimally both meshed into one single being by the powers of Elephant DNA.
Quadraxis14 11 months ago
I'm not sure how I got here but I'm pretty much mind-fucked from watching the videos. Especialy from Dance of the Manwhore.
MANTISscream 11 months ago
this is why we cant have nice things!
MagicalWafflez 1 year ago 3
Bullshit. This is better than anything Michael Bays could ever make.
GreenDayFtw0 1 year ago 2
lolwut
chriskim97 1 year ago
No, SexualLobster. Meet me in my office. We'll rub our fat cocks together.
BlackSpeakersOhYeah 1 year ago
the general has either a bellybutton or an anus on his chin, care to clear what it is???
XxemodeathorchestrxX 1 year ago
Lobster are you a man or a women ...?
petj0n 1 year ago
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HAHAHAHAHA Michael Bay! You have a napkin? Cause you got served! Ewe Boll makes better films you hack!
DairyMonkey 1 year ago
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HAHAHAHAHA Michael Bay! You have a napkin? Cause you got served! Ewe Boll makes better films you hack!
DairyMonkey 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA Michael Bay do you have a napkin? Cause you just got served!!!!!!!!! You filmmaking hack.
DairyMonkey 1 year ago
If you make this movie, in animation form of course, and ill do anything. anything....
Love the Grease. I have a brain injury
Acetopy2 1 year ago
Lord Zorbatron is aware of this and he is most pleased.... He will convince the bears to join the lizards and conquer the world! Then all the unfaithful will be thrown into the lizard vortex! Zorbatron lives!!!!!!!!!!
Acetopy2 1 year ago
ZOMG its little bear
myferetiscute 1 year ago
lawl!
gateblokker 1 year ago
a missile's been intercepted... by a BEAR --> epic face xD
runonair7777 1 year ago
Werllat lest mee andf thee ber have somethingg in comin.
zarteen 1 year ago
best movie idea ever
granko43 1 year ago
Teddie: this could end up BEARnaked!!
martinmtf 1 year ago
*enter a line that contains the word 'bear' more than it contains any other word*
OH-HA-HA! Mang i'm funy!
Bazzaga 1 year ago
GO ON DOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!
generationG4m3r 2 years ago
I hope the lizards don't get wind of this.
God only knows what could become of it.
alotosius 2 years ago 94
no not the lizard conspiracy don't bring that up here meet me in my treehouse.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago 161
I will bring the tools then.
You remember the secret codes?
alotosius 2 years ago
wow talk about random.
xFishNinjax 2 years ago 48
i don't want to!
SexuaLobster 2 years ago 111
kk fine :(
xFishNinjax 2 years ago
@SexuaLobster What....the hell? Lmao
NeoCulexor 7 months ago
apbears to be i must bearch and do resbearch for more bearly videos so i can lbearn and bear the skills of bear anti-missile interceptors
ivohhh 2 years ago 6
yes you must bearch and resbearch quickly there is no time waste!!
SexuaLobster 2 years ago 6
WHERES THE WALRUS PITS!!!!!!!!!!
jebes909090 2 years ago 2
Screw climate change, Al Gore should be doing a slideshow on this.
Lemonchowder 2 years ago
The saddest thing is that this movie would be one of his better ones.
kravanema 2 years ago
I...have a brain injury...
nadiaw00t 2 years ago 4
so fucking funny, i would give u an HD on your course
apriswajaya 2 years ago 34
i got a pretty average mark actually. not enough actual compositing.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago 37
@SexuaLobster THIS IS MADNESS
PKlukeG 3 months ago
Where's the BEARus pit?
HamsterRickProductio 2 years ago 14
nice.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
awesome, although I was expecting some sort of cascade of explosions after the title...
...lasting another 10 minutes
.... and 3 hours on top of that.
hell, I was lullabied to sleep by explosions when I saw transformers 2 ('nother director, same crap)
gonepishing 2 years ago
I absolutely enjoy all of your work. Keep em coming.
MrSharkpunch 2 years ago
thanks!
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
unBEARlievable. 5 stars :)
pmanwag 2 years ago
nice wordplay, sir.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
Looks like a summer blockbuster to me!
RyanMan144 2 years ago
Please telling me you're making a full video of this! Its awesome!
Tempest2k7 2 years ago
f-ing great again.
lauwren 2 years ago
XD Ahahaha.. Oh this made my day!
RatasVadumee 2 years ago
Lol XD So funny, laughed my ass of on the Unbearable ending part XD
good work chris
Lopeirada 2 years ago
thanks ayal!
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
Looks really funny and has the best artwork to date by you.
JacklandInc 2 years ago
haha bay is a dick xD
blesshiscottonsocks 2 years ago
Holy Shit A LIZARD :O
funnytourtoise 2 years ago
WHERE?!!!
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
just were to do you get your ides from? that's just a funny as it gets *****stars; )+ faved
Kabuki0009 2 years ago
YES!!
amigaknight 2 years ago
XD too random
DanielSmith604 2 years ago
That's it! The very last straw. Declere war on the bear nation!
KeyManDan 2 years ago
beary nice.
bandit0pictures 2 years ago
18 out of 18 viewers comment and rate five stars, i think you've got a solid winner here
godihatethissite 2 years ago
This comment thread needs more puns.
Bear in mind that they have to be creative.
graybuttmonkeys 2 years ago
I'm out of ideas...
I'm so tired I can bearly think straight.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
Sleep is one of the bear-essentials of life. Remember that.
asdasdasdmaster 2 years ago
unrebearkable!
lekkimsm2500 2 years ago
ha ha nice
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
dude, bear with me!
lekkimsm2500 2 years ago
ugh.
mellon423 2 years ago
This does bear resemblance to Michael Bay's style.
eyeballgoop 2 years ago
This wins movie of the year.
4everunlucky 2 years ago
hey! ...bear.
bitchthebob 2 years ago
MY GOD! This makes me want to suck your dick...
DonWheelerP 2 years ago 3
i wish more female reviewers would say that...
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
It's too much for me to bear.
a1chrisryan1a 2 years ago 3
ha ha nice
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
hilarious stuff.
MML2BeachedWhale 2 years ago
thanks!
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
Micheal Bay would not only make this, he would get a tattoo of it on his still beating heart. BEARutiful.
frogofdoom777 2 years ago
ha ha it must be hard living with so much emotion i feel for him
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
Amazing idea but not enough explosions in the trailer. Could have used more exploding bears, too. Hell, just explode the whole trailer.
Still, top notch work.
senfood 2 years ago
perhaps you're right, there were only 2. well if the movie gets made i promise there will be at least ONE THOUSAND explosions and SEVENTEEN love interests.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago
FUND IT.
KnucklesTwin 2 years ago
Nice, a Perfect Hair Forever reference.
Japanese Bear Dad IS Unbearable
RotaryPoweredRX 2 years ago
Only on Sundays, and Wednesdays.
KnucklesTwin 2 years ago
Too bad Japan isn't open on Sundays, also I don't celebrate Wednesdays
RotaryPoweredRX 2 years ago
Wow looks epic.
1st view. 5/5 stars
mebbwebb 2 years ago
best....film idea....EVER....no other movie would compare to this one *you know that 1 movie?...the one that everyone says is 'omg that was the best film of all time'...that movie is sh*t compared to this* XD
Gamer4672 2 years ago
thanks, spielberg feels the same way, we're meeting up later this week to discuss budget.
SexuaLobster 2 years ago