Dane Cook - Cheating

[Exop0]

LOOSE CHANGE WTF IS THIS U FKING WHORE!!

[DrewboyCCP]

oh sorry to hear that, atheists are retarded hahahah

[maistortrichko]

@DrewboyCCP 0/10 failtroll

[TheRedGuitar00]

what is this you fuckin whore!? lol i laughed my ass off

[gamestop251]

They are waiting for you in bed? O.O

[DogsHelpAndSupport]

40 people fucked pixies and they deny it.

[tropixsongs]

"Shut up floor!"

[lovesirius]

40 people couldn't shut their key up.

[hollycow234]

the sketchiest shit he made the joke about the clock saying 4:30 and sure enough my clock on my computer 4:30..... sketchy

[Aimee2959]

The floors taunt you... lmfao

[blazebot22091]

i am going to send this to my bitch ex who left me for a former friend. TAKE THIS BITCH!

[thisisme2234]

shut that key up

[nerdygirl1001]

LOOSE CHANGE YOU WHORE!!!!!!

[Brookestar12]

Whatt is this you fucking whore LOOSEE CHANGE!!..you are a whore LOL

[MultiJokesMan]

i cheated last night ..Damn every thing is pretty much settled now i think. but it is taking an emotional tole on me . i litreraly think im dieing like my heart is shutting down , i cant breath right, and i am SUPER SLEEPY but thats kuz i stay up.. seariusly people .. dont cheat. you think it can hurt the other person. alot of times it does. but you can actually Die from stress so dont please all we need is to grow progress an develop, dont mess it up.

[putput2ky]

@MultiJokesMan You understand you get an email every time someone comments on your comment, right?

Have a nice day

[simsvideoshahaha]

Dane Cook is hilarious and all, but he always tends to make comments about his own hand gestures. It's like he has to explain and make a big deal about what his hand gestures mean.

[mikeortiz410]

Viscous Circle >

[TCanadaman]

Dick in a box Dane cook style = cock in a purse

[ezstarmoonanimator12]

how did u get lost how did u get losst? they changed the roads XD

DIVE BOMB FART

sometimes the girlswith the glitter and THEY MARKED U ITS LIKE U JUST FUCKED A PIXIE! XD

[EatSleepVideos]

check out our channel pleasee!:)

[Fallen1485]

SHUT THAT KEY UP! lmao

[TheAvatarfangirl]

l was literally cheated on, i woke up and they were on top of me, doing it...and then...shut that key up! lmfao

[MrSteezy1542]

Like if your viewer 263,935 :D

[DXpugs]

39 people fucked a pixie

[XMosh2stepX]

LOOSE CHANGE? YOU ARE A WHORE!

[MsYullia]

Yeah you hear that Reuben... one word for you Glitter haha

[XXXXblackstar]

SHUT YOUR LIPS AND LEARN <3

[amoreverything]

What did the guy scream in the crowd?

[confused674]

Lets do B@E!!!!!!

[yoyoyohippy1]

@MGPrider4life i am a girk i dont have a dick

[watevafloatsyagoat]

I cheated ... but then i took an arrow to the knee

[MorikoXNaruto]

@watevafloatsyagoat AGGGH BEST DELIVERANCE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spottideyes12345]

@watevafloatsyagoat i never knew what a arrow to the knee was can u tell me?

[GodWasAnAlien]

@spottideyes12345 It's a reference to the game Skyrim - the city guards have a dialogue where they tell you they used to be an adventurer until they took an arrow to the knee

[scrusius]

its like you just fucked a pixy bahaha



[RelightAFire]

run in, dive domp, fart pfftt, ha!

[gamerpurpledog]

Did I murder a janitor and steal his keys?

I digress.

[MGPrider4life]

all the people that clicked the dislike button......look at ur dick then look back at the dislike bar........similar isnt it

[MrsJaliceCullen]

Why Do I Have So Many Fucking Keys???

[alexoficeland]

I love dane cooks sound effects

[gampon63]

LOSE change!!! what is this!?? you fucking whoree!!!!!

[jaaku666]

My question is why don't you just sleep on the couch and turn the tv on and make it look like you came home late and fell asleep watching tv.

[kimmykyms]

I GOT LOST IN THE WORLD! THEY CHANGED THE SINGS!

[kimmykyms]

the guy who at 1:43 cheated

[Rachel66611]

"It looks like you fucked a pixie!"

My thought to this was,...."oh my god, he fucked Edward. Bella's not gonna like this." xD

[yumioni19]

boooobs



[AceManDoC7]

DIVEBOMBFART!!!!

[iGodz12]

shut up floor i will buy you a rug xD laughed so hard

[chheser456]

You Need To Shut Your Lips And Learn. XDDD Omg Im Using That :3 THANKYOU DANE COOK.

[missjay012]

"oh hey perfect" EPIC LOL

[DeadendCountDown]

Bionic seahorse LOL!

[cupidthebeaner]

i wash my balls an auction them on ebay ^_^

[BlodwenLilith]

"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST FUCKED A PIXIE"

LOL

[MrCred73]

XD with whos dick are you washing your car?!

[mattacked]

this really fucking speaks to me. my ex was always super suspicious towards everything i did and she was the one who cheated on me

[TheUndertaker134]

@mattacked dang. mine did that and she cheated on me with my best friend

[imegalovehalflife]

i nearly drowned on a mouthfull of water chuckling at this vid

[angelopoulos123]

its 4:30 you said you were gonna be home by 8

i know... i know... i know baby but i didnt get home at 8! hahahahahah

[nr114490]

I walked up to my friend and was like, "What's this? Loose change? YOU WHORE!" and she responded by saying, "With whose dick are you washing your car? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? YOU DON"T WASH YOUR CAR!"

[ghoulgirl23]

Uh, I knew it, I knew this!

[liesbeneathoureyes]

CHEEEEEEAAAATTER... LIIIIIAR... SHE LOVES YOUUUUU...

shut the f- shut up floor. I will BUY YOU A RUG. PLEASE shut up.

YOU'RE A LOOSSERRRR.

I KNOW.

[TheVillain714]

@liesbeneathoureyes its funny to hear but when that happens to you, you feel like you gained 100 pounds man cuz any other day u don't hear the floor squeak for jack lol good times good times lol

[dachamp5181]

perfect is home

[dachamp5181]

Houdini your way right into your own house

[ItheSwick]

Watch any of his videos and they all get crazy amounts of thumbs up and great comments, but his Atheist video is one of his most disliked of all time.

Why?... Because he makes Atheists look stupid. Which they are. And the one thing they hate most is being made to look dumb. That's why they all insist on being so well spoken, educated, and "snarky".

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

@ItheSwick

Woah, woah, woah. Don't make assumptions. I'm an atheist, and personally, I don't care what religion someone is. Christian? Fine by me. I don't claim to be right about anything. You and anyone else can believe what they want. I myself found the atheist video hilarious. And I can't stand people like that other guy, who think they have to prove they are right all the time. Please, don't make assumptions like that about people.

[TeamMuffinFTW1]

@ItheSwick You're right, Atheists are stupid because we don't believe a divine sky fairy created us.

[misswildcat115]

@TeamMuffinFTW1 You just made my completely shitty day the best day that has ever graced me.

[TeamMuffinFTW1]

@misswildcat115 Fuckyeah.jpg

[stfwho]

@ItheSwick well, the majority of atheists are quite well educated. I should know, I used to be one and talked to tons of them about all sorts of topics.

[dragonrage122]

@ItheSwick I'm Athiest :3 I rarely speak out about it though, everyone has a right to their beliefs, if they wanna say god bless me, then let 'em, everyone would be a lot happier if they didn't nit pick their pet peeves ^^ I think his Atheist video is a riot, i laugh every time. it's sad, because it's true about the majority of Atheists (that's right, i acknowledge my co-atheists are butt munches)

[tokotu123]

@ItheSwick You can't just say all atheists are like that, and you can't just call them stupid, that makes you ignorant and dumb, the one thing you're making fun of them for being.

[hinataoO]

@tokotu123 It's called COMEDY which in case you didn't know pokes fun at people often. You can't get that into your head then that's pretty sad. Get over it, I'm pretty sure he's not a dick it's just comedy. Grow up.

[tokotu123]

@hinataoO Just to clarify, I wasn't having a go at Dane Cook, I think he's hilarious.

I was having a go at the guy who had the top comments who said something along the lines of "....he makes Atheists look stupid. Which they are."

And for the record, I'm an atheist, but I still thought that video was funny as fuck.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@ItheSwick Elaborate on your claim that Atheists are.. "Stupid"

[Stayoffhereable]

@DrinkSkateSleep Well, you guys are not stupid, but Atheist do tend to think of themselves as higher than others, not saying all, but it would be nice if you guys didn't.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@Stayoffhereable It would be nice if religous people werent stupid.

[Stayoffhereable]

@DrinkSkateSleep Religious people are not stupid either! No one is stupid! But don't you think by walking differently will change your life? The Bible is wrapped in History, as well as Science! Science and God go hand and hand, as long as it doesn't contridict anything. God Bless! :D

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@Stayoffhereable No they dont and youre a moron.

[88kickingcat]

@ItheSwick I'm sorry, but I can't help but notice that this statement is rather hypocritical. I believe that everyone has the right to believe whatever they believe, and I really don't find it right to classify everybody who believes one thing to be the same. Believe it or not, not all Christians are great, honest, trustworthy people, and not all Aethiests are "snarky".

So, instead of hating on other beliefs, how about we all just enjoy the comedy?

Oh, and, his Aethiest video is my favorite =]

[EnoLa2oo0]

LMAOOOOOOOO HHAAHAHAHA

[JessKowski]

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST FUCKED A PIXIE!

[stoleurcookie2]

loose CHANGE U R A FUCKING WHORE



[JessKowski]

bionic seahorse hahahahhahahahahahha! i need to piss really bad!

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

Bionic Seahorse XD

[AlabamaSoldier]

38 people carry a dick in their purse.

[liztheliopleurodon]

With whose DICK are you WASHING your CAR?!

[ym54444]

38 people got cheated on, on them

[furonwarrior]

Damn, this guy is right. lol

[CCmangocute]

36 People were cheated on AND murded a janitor in their sleep >: D

[FMFDaniela1]

35 people were cheated on >:)

[KrabPeopleLeader]

loose change!!!!!you are a whore!!!!

[Foreverbluesbaby]

Shhhhhhh... Shut up floor. I will buy you a rug. Pleaseeeee shut up.

<3

You start washin up your balls like you're gonna sell them on E-Bay <3

[louandnan]

he's like a pastor........pastor Cook....lol pasta cook.......mmmm pasta!!

[LilttleFreak]

@louandnan PASTAAAAAA~

[cammer104]

SHUT THAT KEY UP

[docmass15]

@cammer104 Never Gets old. haha

[gremlin0890]

@cammer104 O: sorry, its a new key

[iwishiwuzbella]

bionic seahorse

[typicalteenagerxX]

i like how he giggles after he yells :P

[SS3JackStudios]

Oh yeah, and your guy's acting is terrible, if you're suicidal get help. Don't hate on Dane because your life sucks

[SS3JackStudios]

Haters gonna hate. It's called a sence of humor you cicical assholes. 

[rov3rt92]

i still dont understand why people keep saying they hate dane cook and his comedy style. just shutup and watch something you do like, instead of looking at every single dane cook video JUST to thumb it down and comment badly on them.

[noobskater15]

this shit is actually not funny, he reminds me of an teenage geek.

[Eaglesfann1996]

@noobskater15 sounds like a personal problem !:P

[noobskater15]

@Eaglesfann1996 It's not about personal problems, the way he talks and the way he delivers his jokes aren't funny. They are tedious and a big cliché.

[SirKazoo4]

@noobskater15 Im sorry that your life is so boring that you watch videos that make you irritated, and then take time to comment about your emotions.

[PantherMistress88]

LOOSE CHANGE!!?? YOU ARE A WHORE!

Favorite part that was hilarious hahaha

[lollylovex3]

If Dane Cook and Tobuscus did a collab, my life will be complete.

[mufc187]

I'm astounded by this guy's success. He's absolutely fucking awful.

[SoulDevoured]

You need to shut your lips and learn

[0924angel]

@SarahAndEmily123 no theres a guy in da backround that says something

[0924angel]

what did the guy say at :53?

[momentsinmusic]

@0924angel I think he said "hey f*ck you man"

[WhiteWaveWhiteIsland]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!!!!!!!!!

[boop1192]

im pretty sure all those 33 dislikes are cheaters

[Zazaba64]

33 people didn't shut their lips and learn.

[rebeccazapf]

You just opens your girls purse like you just found the others dueds cock I KNEW IT!!!

[kingcharlay1211]

It looks like you jus fucked a pixie xD

[wicked21kitty]

i heard someone say "Booo" when Dane Cook Said DOnt Cheat... T.T that aint right

[xosimplybeautiful]

SHUT UP FLOOR, I'LL BUY YOU A RUG!

[candycane376]

31 people have cheated or been cheated on.

[joshinator13]

That excuse might work on a blond chick *shot*

[RawrItsRilie]

WITH WHOSE DICK ARE YOU WASHING YOUR CAR!?

[XxPaperMaShaeyxX]

"One of your nieghbors go "SHUT THAT KEY UP"!!!!! HAHAHA

[LovesHerCupcakes]

Shut Your Lips and Learn (:

[annahpanna]

when i havent watched dane in a while and i hear people talking about how bad he is i usually agree and think "yeah he actually isnt that funny", but right when i look his videos up for the tenth time i remember that hes fucking hilairious

[shadowario96]

The purse thing was the best

[Torment87]

And the award to least funny comedian goes to...Jeff Dunham! But this guy is a close second. Seriously, watching all those white people laugh at his obnoxious wheezing and screaming makes me embarrassed of being white myself. Ironically, the same applies to Jeff Dunham! Now that's a joke!

[runawaymotor]

@Torment87 Dane Cook has great, unique timing. It's a preference of pacing.

[cifeso]

Why is this guy famous? I don't understand why he has no punchlines. He just tells story's while moving around like an obnoxious douchebag.

[Pinkldyslpr]

@cifeso your obviously retarded bro hes a legend

[mepwnage999]

@cifeso if he's not funny, then maybe we'd all laugh at your comedy?

[cifeso]

@mepwnage999

Probably.

[kibaalberto]

with whos dick you gana wash that car?

[Remembadaname55]

no thats not loose change its cab fare cuz women arent allowed to drive!! lol

Nah im just playing i believe in womens rights! I love the ladies!!!

[jacdaddydragon3]

NAOMI CONNELL IS A WHORE

[Antichrist2000]

No Dane! you never admit that you just got home. You always say "oh uh I got home and you were already asleep and...I couldn't sleep so I was down stairs and now I am back in bed..because I want to try sleeping again..." and never clarify on what time you got home ask her what time she went to bed ;) then your answer is you got home an hour later or you must have come home a few minutes after she went to bed.

[yohololol]

dane cook is a religious ignoramous

[hpcompxx]

@ErraticGuitar62  25

[goodman67100]

@hpcompxx actually 26

[Turtleleafre]

@goodman67100 Check when it was posted o3o

[12thOfMain]

He needs a temper pedic!

[KeikaxCinnamonx19]

Cheater

Liar

She love you!

-Shut the f- shut up floor! I'll buy you a rug...please, shut up"

You loser

-I know-

[TheDIERIOT]

SHUT THAT KEY UP LOL

[AMAZINGemoPAZAMABAMF]

"why do i have so many fucking keys?...in my sleep did i murder a janitor?" haha love tht XD

[emily496351detective]

I love it when he laughs from his own jokes... i hate it when comedians tell a joke and then kind of stare at the audience as they are laughing LOL , and when dane laughs from his jokes it feels less like its his job to make us laugh, but that hes enjoying it and actually thinks these jokes are funny :)

[KrazySkittlesable]

@emily496351detective i agree, i esp think its mad adorable that he does that xD

[SuperTrollGuru]

I swear I was the guy he was talking to... And I was there with my sister...

[mckennachristine123]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!.... Sorry it's a new key! 

[melodeediaz]

@mckennachristine123 -- You just whodini you're way right into your own house!!

[starkiller1253]

LMAO DIVE BOMB FART!!! XD

[gamemaster4789]

i new it 9:12

[JDogx28]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!

[speakez12]

Well who dick are you washing the car... lol

[RodyPolis]

Bionic seahorse Hahaha

[MrGroundo]

That shit comes back to get you

[scarlette10111]

@ErraticGuitar62 20

[AMAZINGemoPAZAMABAMF]

"YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR LIPS AND LEARN!"

[StarZapZee]

When I was like four years old my dad had an affair. I asked my mom how she found out and she said that I told her... Haha! I gave myself a pat on the back. LOL! They are divorced and it is actually amazing that way :)

[Pygmahia5]

@StarZapZee i did the same shit hahaha. cept i was like 9.

[1979rickfukingjames]

people say danes anoying and shit...but hell his like the only comedian who makes me literally BUST A NUT

[AMAZINGemoPAZAMABAMF]

"LOOOSE CHANGE!? LOOSE CHANGE? YOUR A FUCKING WHORE!!!!"

haha

[AMAZINGemoPAZAMABAMF]

They? who the fuck is they!? does he have more then one girlfriend in his bed?