Major Payne Trailer

[dimsteroner]

the original kony

[HDGamerstar]

This Movie made me afraid to join the Military LOL Jk! :)

[jehanerin]

Funny part in the movie...

Tiger: Major Payne?...

Major: .... What?

Tiger: I HAVE to go to the BATHROOM!

Major: Hold it...

Tiger: I CAN'T!...

Major: I said hold it, or I'll break that off and kick it around on the GROUND!

Tiger: *gasps*

[vince6437]

thumps up if you say this is the funniest movie

[weatherbuggable]

one, tubby tubby! 

[AntheaGblr]

Everytime I see any scene from this movie, it makes me laugh, no matter how many times I've seen it before. Never gets less funny :D

[BLUBuddha03]

well to all the positive comments i hope yall got good taste im bout to watch this 1 on netflix

[tcrook23]

WHATS YO ANGLE BOY??

[ManTheBell]

He in there? *nods* *3 gunshots* he' still in there he ain't happy.

lol awesome movie

[PabloG60x]

Aretha Franklin - Respect

[TheCeciSalas]

como se llama el tema que suena en el trailer??? alguien sabe???

[erod707]

Am going to do that. If he still there he ain't too happy. Ha!

[megamage911]

he in there? yes. *gun shots* if he still in there he aint happy! xD genious! XD

[Kefkadet]

Major Payne - "Gotta be somebody needs some killin'?"

General - "There's no one left. You've killed them all."

With Bin Laden, Gaddafi, and now Kim Jong-Il gone in one year, was it strange that this was the first quote to pop into my head?

[megamage911]

@Kefkadet yeah, there's been a good sorting out this year :P

[ailobiu1eoy]

jajajajajajajaja me mata este mayor payne, que mal que los trata a los chicos!! lo mejor es cuando los hace correr por todo el colegio con vestidos!!! es genial la película!!!

[gajellemans]

:::::kàp



[gajellemans]

its good

[luky673]

ther is no body left you kill them all....AHAHAHAAHA

[davidpiksi]

ATTEN - tion

[MacDragard]

A high-ranking commissioned officer drilling KIDS. Now THAT'S comedy!

[Gaaralvr16]

i swear my ROTC teacher (or his twin) is in that movie!!!!

[nicknametoolong]

Major: There's gotta somebody's need some killin.

General: There's no one left, you killed them all.

[haristeas22]

Good comedy like in the good old days

[dreameroftalent]

Cadet alex stone is my fav character in this film!!!!!!!

[man13717]

VERY VERY FUNNY MOVIE+++++++++++

[juniejazzy]

showing this on my local tv right now. ;) TV3, Malaysia.

[50srocknrollfan18]

1:43 was the best scene in the movie

[mjameso]

"killin is ma business ladies and business is good..." awesome movie

[jgagnon14]

" if he's still in there he ain't happy"

hahahaha lmfao that's great

[blackrose013]

I loved this movie when I was a kid! brings back so much memories

[spjfrat]

His dancing, his way of opening a can, and his story-telling were all good. Loved this movie.

[nitram97able]

thats Demon Wayans

[TheKing4E]

Best movie i ever saw

[RussianDoItBetter5]

Awesome movie I can watch it over and over

[aang121z1]

Too bad they didn't show anything from the grenade scene. That's my favorite scene from the movie.

[Fullalto]

I'm shire that monster is died.lol

[rtds9fan]

"There's got to be someone who needs some killing?!" LMAO...that line cracked me up LOL

[MrPoisonx2]

1 person is the brother of someone he delt with in his "buisness" lol

[noblespartan99]

" Killing is my business and business is good!"

One of my favorite parts in the movie.

[boredstudent]

Don LaFontaine was the voiceover dude!!

[LezGetGrimey]

damon's a ledge

[SGTSAM101ST]

i remenber watching this when i was younger and i just bought a DVD copy of the movie and the nostalgia is all comeing back to me

[everrette1]

If he still in there ; he ain't happy ; :) XD XP

[cruzzo260]

tiger is orlando brown right?? the guy who plays eddie in that so raven

[HAWORTHSHOLLYWOOD]

@cruzzo260 yeah

[natireds4]

mmmmmmm hillary banks.

[Alturqeyathome82]

HAHA fuckin' funny movie.

As of who dislikes this movie,Major Payne will tell you the story of The Little Engine that Could

[FEAR709]

if he still in there he aint happy

[knifeman127]

Let me break it down for ya if you dont anwser me when I speak to you am going put my foot IN YOUR ASS IS THAT CLEAR DUMMY lol

[RDdaNINJA]

If he's in there, he aint happy.

[FudgePacker52]

I just love the fact that nobody disliked this cause its that epic :D

[DeagleDoubleD]

Tiger : He's back!

Payne : Who's back?

Tiger : The man who lives in my closet.

Payne : He's in there?

Tiger : (nod)

Payne : *shoots 3 times in closet*

Payne : If he's still in there, he ain`t happy! :D

[solidsnake1414]

wtf this movie look good why the fuck havnt i seen this or no one told me about it! MOM! LOL

[jewlzben]

I didnt stutter " I said, Maybe you should pop your titty outta his mouth",

[femstorakatter]

how i miss this movie its great xD

[48memorex]

had a teacher in HS who actually made a fat kid do sit ups while doing the whole "tubby tubby thing".... Freaking hilarious

[armymen12002003]

hey didn't Bam Bam Bigelow play i n this movie its been so long since ive seen this movie

[45thundertrain]

he qouted the megadeth album killing is my buisness and buisnees is good

[deandre1able]

one tubby tubby 2 tubby tubby

[FUCkMiSzHAtErSz]

Whats thee name of thee song?

[kk36k3k6]

@FUCkMiSzHAtErSz respect - aretha franklin

[reggae124]

i luv this movie!!!!

[OctavioRedding]

Oh wow I haven't seen this since I was a kid... Major nostalgia trip, I remember watching this at Daycare and the bitch in charge was some religious nut who freaked out because it was inappropriate.

Good times.

[ellekaka]

funny as shit!!!! xD

[lYlKATAKLYSMlYl]

awesome movie! :P

[cr3916jkd2]

thats one bad ass cheif!

[Xxxsorrow]

"You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis." xD

This movie is so funny!

[VanDammealicious]

@Xxxsorrow lol HEATHCOAT.. GET UR FAT BODY OVER THAT WALL XD

[jaredlee283]

He sound like bugs bunny!!! :D

[roosevelthighschool]

I just love Damon Wayans role here and in My Wife and Kids.

[zinakai]

god i miss these movies :(

[Krybo]

If he's there..he aint happy

God i love this movie one liners

[Zooroonies]

awesome movie! movies from the 90s were so good! basically everything was better in the 90s

[demonic1886]

@Zooroonies lol as sad as it is to say its true xD movies were actually funny back then

[Zooroonies]

@demonic1886 yeah, back then they didnt try to get a good actor and make a good script, they just wang it and it made movies good, unlike now people spend all there time trying to find good actors and they focus all there time on the script instead of just having fun making the movie

[demonic1886]

@Zooroonies lol gotta say thats made the most sense ive heard yet about the film industry =O