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  • There was a guy below complaining about how Bill has no new material. Well . . . I have to say that I eventually got very tired of his "I'm Aled Jones" joke, and just when I was tired of it, he brought it back in a funny, subtle way in Tinselworm. That's not my point, though. Very few people complain about musicians playing the same songs, so why complain about comedians doing the same material. I'd love to see some of these people get up there and do this, it's really difficult.

  • gosh'a love him!!! LMFAO!

  • I saw him about 2 years ago :D The Princess Theatre of Launceston was shaken by the loudest laughter xD

  • Brilliant!!!! Saw him 2 yrs ago and i couldnt breathe with laughter for 2 solid hours!!!

  • @benny6555 He was still touring Part Troll at the time this was recorded. :)

  • @benny6555 I think you'll find that a lot of comedians do this.

  • YAY TO THE SLIPKNOT REFERENCE!!!

  • There is this one Troll who has made about 100 accounts and spends his entire day trolling Bill Bailey videos.

    What a complete and total loser.

  • loving the bio-hazard gobo

  • Those are some shiny black clothes.

  • such a fantastic lyricist

  • ,,and the other ducks are laughing!

  • The deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine.... the duck lies shredded in a pancake LOL!!!

  • "People who bought Slipknot also bought these knifes." Brilliant

  • @buddhastaxi I'm sorry if that sounded snide. It was an attempt at sarcastic humor. I suppose tone doesn't carry well in text. I'm always the first to point out the flaws of my countrymen, and in myself for that matter. Unfortunately idiots abound in all societies, so it can be difficult to discern humor from vitriol. Thank you good sir for your levity. Cheers!

  • @buddhastaxi Say what? That place of birth is less important than the lessons learned from interacting with others from around the world? Or that comedy is funny?

  • Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing quack quack quack quack quack.

  • 16 people had an accident at work...

  • people who bought slipknot also bought these knifes lol

  • I mouthed along to every word of this ^.^

  • This would be funny as hell in English.

  • As much as I love slipknot you gotta love a good dig at emos every now and then :P

  • Wow. Lots of nasty comments flying around here. I just want the critics to film their own bit, maybe just a minute or 2, and post in utube.

  • OUD

  • it's funny how in 6 years his looks havent changed at all, his hair is still trying to escape from his head

  • best love song ever!

  • ...also bought these knives!!! Priceless.

  • 15 people fell in a ravine

  • "shoppers who bought *hehe* also bought *hehe* i'm like that shopper who bought slipknot also bought these knives" funny cause it's true lol

  • where can i find that song? :p

  • ok, 1 could be the deer, 2 could be the duck... but i dont know who the 13 other humourless dweebs could be!

  • Wishing there was an official version of this song without the background laughter!

  • Bill Bailey is a legend... Did anyone else think the crowd were a bit shit considering it was comic aid???

  • 14 Dislikes are the people that didn't "get" the jokes. :) x

  • Bill Bailey for King

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  • lol at the texting part.....

  • I wanna see Bill Bailey and Billy Conolly do a guitar/banjo duet :D

  • bring back BLACK BOOKS! thumbs up if you agree

  • @supernuetralhero It's already perfect, no reason to ruin it by ordering another series.

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  • @TenStoryLoveSong A scum-bagt, am I? What's that, and is it similar to a scum-BAG? If you're going to use ad hominem for something as irrelevant and childish as "HE LIKES A COMEDIAN THAT I DON'T >:(", at least learn to spell.

  • @supernuetralhero I'd totally agree, but fourth seasons tend to ruin good shows. Leave it at three seasons of pure gold, and avoid the "Little Britain" syndrome.

  • @supernuetralhero I'd rather encourage people to thumb up the death of your mother. You sad cunt!

  • @supernuetralhero Any Muslims watching? Cut Bailey's head off, all will be forgiven!

  • @supernuetralhero Dylan Moran said this will never happen. Get over it.

  • Man, I'd love to see Bill Bailey and Tim Minchin performing together on stage.

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  • 14 people were betrayed by their lover with a guy called Craig

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  • He is just fantastic, if you dont like it your probably American !

  • @skyman191 Err.. it should be " you're " probably American ..

  • @skyman191 Speaking as an American the randomly designated global location of my birth hasn't stunted my adoration for proper comedy. =Þ

  • @CheshireDemonX As an American, I am not surprised you enjoy this shit. It's the lowest we have to offer, should be right up the average yanks alley, considering how fucking dumb you lot are

  • @TheBlackBabyJesus strong well though out argument right there

  • @TheBlackBabyJesus Your foolish cultural bigotry doesn't help your case or validate your argument.

  • @CheshireDemonX Argue all you like, but people are watching you. By supporting Bailey you are confessing to being part of his child-sex ring. Listen pervert, your hero will be arrested and you should expect some retribution yourself for being part of his disgusting paedophile team. Don't go too far away you nasty cunt, justice should be coming your way soon. The FBI caught up with Pete Townshend, you may well be found guilty by association with Bailey. I hope you spend some time behind bars.

  • @TheBlackBabyJesus Oh! Now I understand. You're not just and asshole, you're also a crazy person. Duly noted.

  • @CheshireDemonX

    It's called biological accident ^^

  • 14 people have no sense of humour!

  • @GhostAholics 4 people don't fuck their own mother's as you do. Inbred cunt!

  • @TenStoryLoveSong - obviously you're one of those people that don't have a sense of humour either! ''Inbred cunt'' - is that a natural thing in your family? And ''fuck their own mothers" ? You sick fuck...go get a real woman!

  • @TenStoryLoveSong - no surprise that YouTube closed your channel either! hahahaha

  • I like his explosive pronounciation of "WHORE". :D

  • @KryzMasta Morons like you would like dog-shit if it appeared on youtube, grow up!

  • I thought comic aid said cosmic acid.

  • He's 1 of the few musical comedians that make me laugh :D

  • @DeathsRHM Fuckwits like you would laugh at road traffic accidents if let near them. Go see a doctor you deranged moron!

  • @TenStoryLoveSong I would if you were in them. Nah I joke I hold no emotional attachment to someone I barely know (you) and would go as far as saying you don't know me, so not only do you have no right to comment on my intelligence, but you do not even have any grounds other than the fact you know I like 1 comedian.

    Q_Q more please.

  • @DeathsRHM Bailey is not a comedian. You're an idiot.

  • 12 people slept with craig

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  • @TenStoryLoveSong wtf lol, you little creep.. you obviously didn't watch the vid did you.

  • Not his best work but brilliant anyway!

  • @creamtube 'brilliant'? When you were born your slag mother should have forced you back into the oven. Your feeble brain clearly wasn't ready to be unleashed on society. You poor unfortunate spastic cunt!

  • @TenStoryLoveSong

    Not sure what kind of creature u are but ...ok.

    Also not sure what website u and ure little trolling tards are from that made the top ranked comment... Uh, please send me a pm or a videoresponse and i will gladly do a vid back.

    Cheers, you pisstarded assfucking trollerfag! *THUMBS UP*

  • 11 people didn't get their texts 'till Tuesday because of a Network Problem.

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  • wagner lookalike?

  • @CharlootteOxx Who?

  • @CharlootteOxx no, wagner is a bill bailey lookalike

  • lol look at 4:25

  • This is basically pat troll... still love bb tho...

  • @devilschild666able I've worked out why you don't like this guy. It's cos he's singing about you!! Why did you have to sleep with Craig!!?

  • I texted you on a monday but you did not get my text till the tuesday because of a network problem.. lmfao

  • "People who bought Slipknot, also bought these knives"

    I know, as a Slipknot fan, that this joke is very awful, but I can't help but laugh as hell XD

  • @KongOfBadgers Slipknot fan?

    Better get those knives and free you from that shit.

  • @ThazuaBlackarrow

    Oh dear - yet another fool who doesn't that not everyone conforms to his idea of music

  • @bigslipknotkid666 I'm sorry, but asking someone to have at least a tiny semblance of good taste in music does not require someone to conform.

    You do not have to be exactly like Eazy E to be better than Lil Wayne, you don't have to be like ABBA to be better than Justin Bieber, and you certainly don't have to be like someone else to not like shitty music.

  • @ThazuaBlackarrow

    All I'm saying is that you don't have to like the music I like - and I found the joke equally as funny, just show some respect for people who enjoy that music.Also, I don't personally feel like killing myself or "freeing myself from that shit" because I'm a Slipknot fan.

  • 6:08 looks like he's a ghost.

  • DROWNING IN THE HOISIN OF YOUR LIES

  • Really enjoyed it, as always. I do think his performance of that song is much funnier on Part Troll. The timing is just better.

  • Hilarious! Love the anti-hunting/meat bit.

  • @RegulationTdog

    It's drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies.

    Not saying that to be a twat :P just hopefully that'll make you laugh even more, and appreciate how clever it is xD

  • too funny

  • LOL omfg

    That claims direct spiel is paramount Charlie. Paramount. Epic she said.

  • am i the only one thinking of a BFMV + Bill Bailey song? ;D (Y) Love the song at the end of this, pure epic.

  • The duck lies shredded in a pancake...

  • @prieto21 drowning in the hoisten of your lies...

  • Bill Bailey + Dylan Moran

    World's best comedians

    as they use smart humour

    and only smart people get them :D

  • @abssyldemon more smart than the word smart is intelligent humour. smart make you sound like an 8 year old

  • @gibsondanny Yes, because punctuation and correct grammar is completely useless when you are insulting someone else for being stupid.

  • Don't be thick. I'm speaking the way he was.

  • @abssyldemon

    Add Stewart Lee, Emo Phillips, and Steven Wright to that short list.

  • @abssyldemon + eddie izzard, wouldn't you agree?

  • @abssyldemon hey try americans too, Bill Hicks had similar subjects to Bill Bailey. And he loved rock, and he played guitar, but not in shows. And George Carlin was great too, i think anyone who likes stand-up should at least give him a listen. And Robin Williams had one show, "Live on Broadway", that I thought was brilliant, I was shocked, I hadn't known he was so good with stand-up. Oh and Tim Minchin, if you like musical stuff like this one.

  • @dotchoo Tim Minchin is Australian, not American.

  • @nickzor0704 oh i knew that, but by the end of that phrase i'd forgotten how it had started lol

  • @dotchoo I totally agree, I am a big fan of British comedians and humour, ranging from Jeeves and Wooster, The Young Ones and other 90's comedy series, Bill Bailey is great but dont knock the US comedians, Bill Hicks is one of my favourites as well as George Carlin & Richard Pryor....another notable mention is Mitch Hedburg.

  • @Ravmosis dude there seems to be a bunch of us out there that like Carlin and Hicks and Bill Bailey, and all the other guys that use poltical humor let's UNITE :D haha

  • @Ravmosis i'm sorrry, i'm a bit high, but what i was actually trying to say is that I like Mitch Hedberg too and i thought that was quite a coincidence and so there must be lots of people like me out there.

  • @dotchoo ditto: what a coincidence... :P

  • @Ravmosis :) shoppers who bought Carlin also bought Bailey... hey, i just talked to a friend on the phone, she didn't seem to be able to tell there was anything wrong and she said she wanted to talk to someone about Terry Pratchett while she's transcribing something, because it's boring and she doesn't need to think about what she's writing, so she asked me to call her in about half an hour... think i can pull it off? seriously, if you, complete stranger say, "call her" i will.

  • @abssyldemon fucking true m8, anyone who says "i dont get them" probably is just another commoner lol!!

  • @abssyldemon Lol, smart humour, tactically guided jokes :D

  • Only smart People Would get bills jokes... YAY!

  • He's so fucking brilliant~

  • why on the internet people tell me this man and sean lock is soooo much funnier than lee evans , not one of his jokes made me laugh , i ent killin the joy of the mood but hes shit ( no offence to the fans) Lee evans iss legend!!

  • @rapper2k8 Lee evans iz sheet

  • wish bill would write some new stuff

  • @wario22 His new show Dandelion Mind starts in Dublin sometime soon I believe. Will be filmed for a DVD :D

  • lol its the same fuckin troll on all of those accounts, at least make an effort mr troll.

    btw Bill rules

  • The rusty hammer of my heart nailing at the naked hatred of my soul.

  • Why is everyone arguing? I mean, what in this video causes people to argue?

  • @FlashTwister : Isn't there now some sort of natural law that dictates that all internet blogs will eventually decompose into obscene slanging matches.

    Eventually.

    I forget the name of the bloke who discovered it, but I'm sure it's in wikipedia.

  • He just makes life more relaxing Evets

  • I want to hear a full Indian-style EastEnders!

  • very very funny.... ahh bill you genius.....

  • This guy is a fucking comedy genius!

  • i wonder if anyone else realizes all these trolls are one guy? youtube hypocritical ass-clowns are quite abundant, while logic minded individuals don't bother to respond to the trollmonkeys spamming their own ignorance and perpetual idiocy. id identify you trolls for the inbred deformed duck scrotum's you really are, but seeing as you all seem to be one person this should enough to encourage braincell active viewers to read your key bored drivel more closely, and realize just how little you are

  • PS. i agree Bill bailey isn't the best comedian around. and i saw someone say when hes funny, hes pretty funny, but other times hes nothing special. hes a good comedian, and some of the stuff hes said made me lol a fair bit.

  • @TenStoryLoveSong you're a fucking nutter if you don't think Bill Bailey is amazing!

  • @TheBrutalCheese Normally I'd mark such comments as spam, but I concur.

  • @TenStoryLoveSong I think 138 other people agree with me... Also if I was mentally handicapped do you really think I'd be on Youtube commenting on things? Stop being such a troll and let people have their own opinions without some twat trying to disrupt their day.

  • The Letter I behind him looks like a penis. 0:20

  • @9kenny5 does your penis look like a microphone too? I always thought I was in the minority...

  • @invallidusername this phrase is getting SOOOO boring

    iv seen it on every video... urgh just make up something original

  • @invallidusername you're*

  • @invallidusername You're*

  • @invallidusername inserting commonly used internet wit is also retarded and not original

  • @invallidusername Not very original is it that statement. im not dissagreeing with you But that has been said loads of timrd on loads of videos

  • @gibsondanny agreed, it was clever the first 10 times some one posted that, now its just annoying.

  • hmmm troll food, im tempted......still tempted.....a little less tempted...aaaaaannnndddd......­.no, i wont feed the trolls today.

    Bill Bailey can be very funny, when hes not funny hes just not at all, but when he is, hes really funny, much like anyone else on the planet. I give this performance 1 star however i happily give other stuff he does 10 stars in a 5 star rating system.....still tempted to feed the trolls....dammit....all comedians state facts at times to get laughs, all of them!!!

  • Bill Bailey has more musical talent in his little finger, than Chris de Burgh has in his entire body!...

    SCREW YOU, CHRIS!

    ALL HAIL BILL BAILEY!!!

  • am i the only one that realises that this christianareinsane guy is just taking the piss? i mean look at his username

  • @jamflip Well since Bill Bailey could never even be regarded as a comedian, you are just being a hypocrite. At least I understand the concept of comedy. I feel sorry for you. Your primative, idiotic parents never even taught you about the basics of comedy. An ugly man stating facts...and you find it funny? I pity you, I really do.

  • oi i like slipknot i didnt buy knife

  • Wow, his "betrayal scream" at 7:55 sounds absolutely beautiful, wow. Man he can sing. Also, he's funny. ^^

  • @jamflip And you would? You're laughing at absolutely nothing. Far from being unfunny, Bailey doesn't even attempt to even make jokes! I may have varied tastes in comeday...you laugh at nothing at all! You need to see a doctor!

  • Bailey is the god of English comedy! American too ehe.

  • I love Bill Bailey. I don't see how or why anyone has any right to disagree so vehemently. Comedy is pretty subjective and if you don't like him then A) stop watching his videos, B) Stop harrassing others who watch his videos and like it. No one cares about your opinion, contrary to your beliefs. Buzz off and go watch some Dane Cook.

  • amaising:D

  • Scientists must be very interested in this. A man entirely devoid of talent....and a bunch of imbeciles who find him amusing....the mind boggles!

  • FUNNIEST TIM MINCHIN VIDEO!!! UNSEEN ON YOUTUBE

    dd8f0425.thatsprime *DOT* com

  • hilarious

  • @90mv Hilarious? Did someone let you out of your straight-jacket early? You're a stupid cunt and not representative of the rest of sentient humanity. Go kill yourself, you pathetic waste of space!

  • @christiansareinsane

    oh shutup get a life

  • @90mv Get a life? At least he's defending people from this horrible man and his purile jokes! You need to get a life you ungrateful piece of helmet-cheese!

  • @TenStoryLoveSong

    Yeah i don't care you need a life too 

  • @90mv I'm not the one laughing at a man with no talent! I pity your family, they have a cretin in their midst!

  • @TenStoryLoveSong so what ? I have a different sense of humour than you do doesn't make me a cretin

  • @90mv No you don't! A different sense of humour is fine. Bill Bailey is not a comedian. He is not amusing. And by finding him funny you are showing the world that you are a cretin. I hope you can come to terms with your disability someday!