Zero Punctuation - Quick-Time's Revenge by Asbestos101 (LittleBigPlanet Level Review)

[theblackwidower]

Can I ask why you didn't spring for a video capture card?

[themo8pie]

I hink he just soiled my mum

[Vault87Fallout]

WTF IM ENGLISH AM NOT A BABY RAPEIST AM NOT RACEIST AND IF THER IS TO BE ANY CLENSING IT SHUD BE ON GENETIC FUCKUPS LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

[hiltss7]

i know u fetish ive seen u in a lbp vid

[Toizia]

WTF?

this is just offensive, thats the kind of thing you should keep in your head

[taha20002]

ur retarded rape babys are u serious u have a problem

[Kimik0123]

Austrailia isn't part of europe...

[damien1989ster]

Sick Freak!

[flangeetoe]

Dude you really suck! Yahtzee's an absolute legend! and you sir are a retard if Yahtzee saw this review i'm sure he'd let you know exactly how much you deserve to be rapped by the spartans from halo! And as for being educated, you are the just a fucking troll.............

[southparkdudz]

umm sorry dude but you need to keep things to your self

[TekaiGuy]

"Let's kill some Niggars" That was the best part :]

[mmmmmmNo]

What did I just watch and listen too? I liked it...

[ROGUEGRIFFEN]

Turn the video off now. This guy isn't funny, nor is the level that interesting.

Saying a bunch of offensive things in a row has never counted for humor. Look at Yahtzee himself: he spaces offensive parts and makes them relevant! You sir, simply suck and should never again bother anyone...

Ever

[RFT15ify]

@ROGUEGRIFFEN Agreed but I know his joking

[neondarknecrophere]

@ROGUEGRIFFEN Well said friend lol

[StreamLineVision]

LBP controls not responsive? are you a moron?

[IronyIsGood]

he probably has a hd tv. there is a slight lag on most of them.

[jvillinger]

Level was a bit boring. Didn't really feel like Zero punctuation. I suppose there are limitations.

[xDhxD148L0]

Vid was somewhat funny, I never really liked LBP though.

[hl2og]

The Internet is for those who may comprehand it.... THE INTERNET IS GOD!!!

[xDANIELxWALKSx]

ofmg i was skraching my balls when he said it fml

[TimeDawg]

Wait. Who the hell are these people "HURR HURR PENIS JOKES ARE GROSS" and "BLOOPY DOOP KEEP IT KLEEN! ITZ FRR DA KIDZ!" Welcome to the fucking internet, people.

[RFT15ify]

@TimeDawg and the world lol

[PoopingDragon]

The penis jokes are kinda sick.. get a new joke writer.

[FoundationsofPause]

penis jokes are gross says the man named 'pooping dragon'. I'd sure rather have a dick in my mouth rather than dragon poo - Wait ,what?

[GrahamLif3]

Oh my goodness... What is wrong with you. You need to be banned from youtube. This game was basically made for kids and if they were to listen to this review... Come on.. keep it clean

[bojo0noja]

totally...this guy is retarded

[PokemonMaster386493]

@GrahamLif3 welcome to the internet, were NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!

[bigboss008]

if you like lbp bosses try the level named

"the 7 little big bosses"

[oldsnake333]

THE GUY WITH THE TOP HAT SEEMS LIKE A REAL DOUCHE BAG! lol

[TheFetishKing]

can i be a newfag and say rules 1 and 2?

[LBPreviews]

rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids :I

in raids we're ebaumsworld or somethingawful

[IFRAMEDOJ]

also rules 1 and 2 are not about /v/

[Slywolf4]

i love getting secrets, it just makes my penis grow instantly.

Lmao

[starbomber]

More over, is that a collossus sackboy? XD

[Draculafreak]

whats with you and all the penis talk?

[Bresker18]

Lovely reviews, makes the levels more interesting to watch. And, the more videos you post, the more internet friends you make! And internet friends are the best kind!

[JordanMillward1]

You are one of the most fucked people I've ever heard gain acess to the internet...

You win a cookie.

[LBPreviews]

Fuck yes. I love cookies.

[MarkWilliams212]

That was ok i guess.

[JimGrim90]

Love this.

[janaturlich]

Holy crap I love you

[uncyclerpodder]

This guy is cool, but he's also insane.

[Runow]

WOOH! PENIS!

[hbomberguy]

2:30 You're a fucking psychopath. Good luck!

[dattofu]

Yo nigga,

Where the fuck did you get that sexual headpiece?

[donnywillo]

2.34 lololololol yay!! lets kill some niggers lolololololololololololol yr funny

[1337Gamer2]

lol, i like you just cause of the racism :D

[LBPreviews]

Hahaha. That's the spirit!

[TheTygerfire]

Stop talking

[LBPreviews]

Oh god a wrestling fan. Someone please get rid of him for me.

I'll pay big money.

[thesorrow777]

How much

[BeigeNinja]

you only post on 4chan. shocking.

[LBPreviews]

you are a faggot. shocking.

[duh4444]

Could you please send me a friend request? My ID is AlexWolfe4.

[DeviousCrypto]

What on God's green earth is WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

[LBPreviews]

Everything.

[littleryry2005]

So we get rewarded with Branston Pickle

[Jockberg]

I was watching this and about two minutes in, i paused and thought to myself, "How did he get in on the subject of baby rape and ethnic cleansing?"

Then i continued to watch, and kind of lol'd.

[notanotherreviewer]

Jesus man, I like the level and all, but you could do without the whole forced jokes. Racism isn't funny anymore, bro. Dicks still are, though.

[LBPreviews]

My next subject will be dicks combined with middle aged slightly overweight women who have a longing for dicks.

[duh4444]

Can I add you so we can play sometime? I have a mic, so you can hear me laugh hysterically while you joke.

[anonymous71207]

your commentary was great

[thebobulator]

lol just figured out u did it...

self promoting bastred

[thebobulator]

alright someone posted a link hear from the escapist so expect a few more views

[JakRox]

You've never been on 4chan before.

[SlattsTheOutlaw]

Jesus Christ this guy needs to shut up.

Seriously shut the hell up. failed attempts at humor beyond all belief.

And if you get stabbed it wont be for what you said, but because you won't stop saying things.

[donped666]

this guy likes the sound of his own voice... he is a shit head. Yahtzee is kool cause he actually talks about something i am bothered about, but this prick should shut the hell up and stop his pussy imitations

[LBPreviews]

"Yahtzee is so cool I really want to lick his balls"

That's all I heard

[donped666]

atleast i have an opinion and dont steal my ideas from someone cool, or try to relate my pathetic little life to them, you FUCKING GYPSY! lol

[LBPreviews]

Who exactly am I trying to steal ideas from?

You make no sense.

[Andoriyu]

"Cool" starts with a "C".

[donped666]

what the hell does that mean, trying to belittle me by my spelling, thats mature. Go Jerk off with gypsy boy about this pile of shit for a video. I dont care.

[JustAnotherGaian]

You wouldn't have been posting if you really didn't care.

[Gado911]

"I love finding secrets it makes my penis grow intsanly!"

[xSkitZx]

lol nubcake on the last boss there, you're supposed to be used to the responsiveness of the controls too, you cant use that one :D

that said, nice vid

[LBPreviews]

yeah i kinda did fuck up at the boss. i'm actually really shit at avoiding bullets in LBP. good at the jumping and stuff... not good at that :(

[SimYomi]

You killed the review with the 4chan stuff.

[QJD1381]

for the love of christ, shut up.

[LBPreviews]

put this in writing and mail it to me and i will consider your request

[LazerLuger]

Get theeself a capture card.

[JustpureFUN]

I love u man thanks 4 putting on more reviews. your realy funny, keep it up.

[LBPreviews]

no probs dude, more coming!!

[duh4444]

LOL You're awesome! You're so funny! xD

[LBPreviews]

:D :D

[tomatiggy]

where have yo been for like a year?

[LBPreviews]

i've been hooked on rock band for a bit :X

back to LBP now though

it's good people are still making shit

[gam3raddict89]

2:34 ROFL! but not to be racist or anything...

[Sisound]

nice to see some /b/tards

[LBPreviews]

i'm mostly on /v/... been on 4chan for 5 years now though. jesus fuck.

[Sisound]

i'm always on /f/.. yeah...story of my life

i love your vids dude.. keep it up! holy shit tits.

[insan3cow]

Pretty entertaining, and a good level.

[Asbestos101]

thanks

[DynamoBuns]

He talks. Way too much.

[DynamoBuns]

There's an annoying guy talking in the background, messed up the whole review. Without the guy it would have been okay.

[dasheriff001]

piss off about europeans.

[LBPreviews]

you sound european.

[phocjame]

lol

[MunchkinCo]

You should get a crown for these reviews. :/

[LBPreviews]

i want a crown :(

[hurricaneleoj]

roflmao killing black people

[Tennisbegnt]

It's so wrong but I can't stop laughing at "Let's kill some niggers"

I'm not racist but that voice, you sound like one of those worms from the games Worms or whatever they're called..

[LBPreviews]

man i love worms, shit was so cash back in the day

but yeah i'm actually not racist at all, racism is just an awesome thing to joke about since so many fuckers out there are so sensitive about it

[Aurongel]

LBPreviews IS BACK :D

[fraz422]

My friend , you are funny .

[Asbestos101]

Thanks for the review and such. Since this review has been posted i've fixed a few issues with the level. For example I fixed a lot of the back ground sticker issues and the ceiling at 4.01 is supposed to come crashing down.

I don't expect the video to be uploaded, just saying that It plays better than it looks. :)

[LBPreviews]

No probs dude. You rock!

[foxholeboy]

you are not funny just shut up your not funny this isn't a review it's just you saying stupid unfunny bullshit thanks for showing me the level but seriously only speak if its about the game/level or if your actually saying something funny

[Sheryakahan]

lol retarted...

[FunbusOfABitterMan]

I am terrified of you.

[XxLastShotxX]

bout timeeeeeeeee

[iWinxtehxinternets]

:awesome: isn't 4chan its from SA

hurrrrrrrrrr

[dattofu]

"LULZ WERE HAD"

That is very funny coming from someone called iwinxtehxinternets.

I know what he said in the vid, quite frankly I don't care because unlike you I don't feel the need to wave my e-dick around with my "meme" knowledge.

[iWinxtehxinternets]

not waving e-dick around,

just giving the author a ruler to measure his.

Btw:

Hey, you're the first one to actually fall for my troll name! I feel warm and fuzzy inside now.

[dattofu]

Using the "lol i trol u lolol" scapegoat is pretty handy, eh?

[iWinxtehxinternets]

?

How is it being a scapegoat.

I just don't use my normal screen name for youtube because I find it a troll party and its hilarious when people (like you) get micky about it (my name)

[dattofu]

That's nice bro, but you seem to be defending it pretty hard for a troll name.

[iWinxtehxinternets]

Thats because you can string together a coherent sentence ON YOUTUBE, yet you fail to understand my reasoning. So I think you are the one person on youtube who could understand so I have to explain it to you.

[Kreizo]

*Oh shit, someone has caught me. Fuck, what do I say...*

trollface.jpg

lol i trol u xD

[iWinxtehxinternets]

Caught me at what?

I'll just leave it at: Look at the general intelligence of youtubers (or people who comment on youtube) and I think using such a troll name is appropriate.

[dattofu]

u mad

[iWinxtehxinternets]

:( ...

[MJHaylett]

yes Yahtzee is funny but you are not. Baby Rape? Niggers? Um trying hard for attention are you?

[Indivix25]

This one speaks the truth!

[RubberChickenMan75]

Yeah I agree he should try to be less offensive

[darktristis]

This video annoyed me. Do you have ADHD?

[Asbestos101]

Thanks for the review dude, helps a lot :D

[nimshneakle]

Back with another great combination of the cuteness of LittleBigPlanet with the vulgar imagery that spurts from Ben's disgusting, yet beautiful, mind! :P

Keep it up! 8D

[ssaxby02]

HAha, I love how your accent changes. Lolz at baby rape and ethnic cleansing. you're a bad man!

[Gamesb0nd]

So funny man, 5 stars.

[karelkerel]

lol best clip ever!

[crazyforagame]

Haha man you make these levels more interesting with your commentary, although this varies in opinion with other people :P

[notoriouslynx]

"I love gtting secrets, it makes my penis grow." lol

The level is good and all but it doesn't feel Zero Puncuationy a lot. Its missing a lot what I would put into a ZP level. Its missing nazis, a gun that fires ninja stars and is on fire and has boobs, and prince of persia or spiderman thingys, (but it has portal, thats good). Atleast it has quick time events.

[Fjonan]

Finally you woke up! Too bad I already killed the dog as threatened in LBWorkshop.

[LBPreviews]

Did you at least eat the dog?

Your level's next :]

[Fjonan]

Of course, could not let this good meat go to waste. I also made a pillowcase out of his skin.

[KeyMaster45]

You're really not funny, and its all sort of explained at the end when you tell us you post at 4chan....the proverbial drain for all that makes the internet a horrible horrible place.

[LBPreviews]

This is kinda funny since on your youtube page you favourited a meme that originated from 4chan.

Cool bro.

[Andoriyu]

ZING.

[TheRedLucario]

Is that a Shadow of the Colossus skin? God I love that game...

[LBPreviews]

Yeah.. I creamed my pants when I saw the ICO SotC pack in the store.

It includes..

Yorda, ICO, Wander, Colossus 2 and 3.

[TheRedLucario]

O...kaaaaay, too much info. But awesome! I'd rather be wander. Is the hair the black version or the red version?

PS: You're funny. Much like a odd friend of mine who'd constantly do penis jokes.

[jleack]

Great level.

[spaceg0st]

nice vid... but please shut up. You really aren't as funny or interesting as you think you are. I had to mute you 2 minutes in.

[LBPreviews]

thanks for the critique man i really appreciate it

really i do

in fact i will read your comment every day i wake up and subsequently i'll cry while eating cakes.

[TheRedLucario]

Well, I applaud your brighter outlooks there.

[nukkemz]

lol who ares what ppl say ur f***in funny dude

[rlim6]

lol is that a sotc costume?

[riogakun]

Looks awesome

[gongon1050]

Wow, that level looked extremely fun, does it require the Shadow of the Colossus DLC to play?

[LBPreviews]

Nope. Doesn't require any DLC to play. :)

Go find a PS3 with LBP somewhere and play this shit.

[gongon1050]

My roomate has a PS3 and LBP, but it's in his room and I dare not enter without his permission....>.>

On a side note of the video your commentary is hilarious, I decided to watch some of your older vids and saw you have a ton uploaded, good thing I don't have anything to do tomorrow. XD

[LBPreviews]

Haha enjoy em man. It's mostly just me talking about jesus and genitals though.

[gongon1050]

Sounds like a winning combination to me.

Anyways, thanks for all these, I'll probably get half if not all of them the moment I can get back on the PS3.

[FoxDieVirus19]

you are sick sir, and i like it xD

[LBPreviews]

Why thank you kind gentleman.

[FoxDieVirus19]

In a time where human kind is facing major problems, there stands a man whos not afraid to talk some good ol' fashioned funny bullshit. And feel good about it, finally i can watch a vid and scratch my balls without having to worry =)

greets from switzerland

[LBPreviews]

i like you ;D

[asmasheduppumpkin5]

Oh finally,a new lbp level review.

IM COMMENT # 1!!!