Appliance Direct! (White Porcelain)

[rea12326]

Nope! Just white porcelain

[darth612]

His lisp gets worse every time he says it.

[RRXVII]

Have you ever gotten laid? Why not? "White Porcelain".

[MFCHOOM]

I used to have a plastic toilet, but then I took an arrow to the WHITE PORCELAIN

[malibar1]

nice washer, NOPE

White Porcelain

[MrMrrossh]

"Whie porcerin"

[masterankerich]

I need something won't scratch!

[basec0m]

Fuck off... I'm tucking in my t-shirt and wearing a belt on my jorts for this commercial. I'm going to be on TV!

[vega1269]

I just don't understand what this appliance's tub is made out of...

[xenoloco]

This guy is a staple in the orlando areWHITE PORCELAIN

[specialk22tt]

JORTS!

[LifeOnDigital]

Uh, have you ever seen a toilet that after about a week or 2? Stains buddy, stains.

[ALITLWG]

No reseduuuuuue

[kds242]

what a scumbag

[sbeckett91]

I liked the part where he said, "White Porcelain."

[XxbornaleaderxX]

I found myself on vacation watching this for 45 minutes and i almost went insane

[nealra80]

@XxbornaleaderxX same here i thought i would have to see a head shrink when i got back.my son went around saying he loved appliances for a month

[garamonde]

But here's my question... why porcelain?

[lemonrind]

This guy is an advertising genius. I can't look away. I would buy literally anything from him.

[b1gbird001]

thumbs up if immo sent you here

[iDjGio]

I WUV APPWIANCES

[imareeses]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *hides*

[nuknuk007]

lol i remember this advet when i went to florida

and yes i have seen a plastic toilet they have them in caravans ect

[bigmouthstrikespain]

What an awesome guy!

[MissAileenC]

have U ever seen a plastic toilet?! Why not! i love this guy! he has all the answers to lifes questions! 'white porclain'

[lomagad]

SAM IS no asshole hes a public servent much similar to batman.

[brian411]

Wow i remember seeing this commerical like 13 years ago while i was on a family vacation. Im still laughing out loud as i watch it now. This guy is still such an asshole. "White porcelin"

[ovalracer44]

You can't even spell porcelain. In your attempt to clown on a man that I would bet makes more money than you, you make yourself look like the asshole.

[Creammacker]

rofl "have you ever seen a plastic toilet...white porcelain"

[GetYour50z]

*rrrriiinng* "white porcelain"

[godsgirl0467]

Oh my goodness! I can't stand these commercials on tv! I can't believe I even came across this on youtube! LOL!

[PoetWarrior42]

i love his little shorts!!!!

[jenevieee]

he says residue funny

[JoeeJoeePoops]

Sam (that's his name) loves his white porcelain. Hail to the King of Wakkie nu nu!

[ChristyCullen101]

hes such a fag

[chow150]

lol

[neatfreeek]

hahahaha lol

[atan0k]

White porcelain.

[sharkguy95]

I LOVE APLIENCES!!!!!!!!!!

[againstme2]

White porcelain.

[AnimeLover2326]

LOL at the end. ''I LOVE APPLIANCES!!''

[orly444]

Praise be to White Porcelain.

[xy8015]

At first I was all.. :/

But then I LOL'd

[Gumbo550]

At first I was all...WHITE PORCELAIN

But then I WHITE PORCELAIN

[dallasbakertdmaka]

I love this dude, i was by the store on east 50 today and caught myself saying "if you didnt buy direct you paid too much" lol

[Gumbo550]

White porcelain.

[ushireborn]

HAHAHAA i remember this in orlando fl. still the best infomercials EVER.

[CrypticDrumLord]

I remember when I first saw this commercial on my T.V. I just had to lol, and today I still lol.

[juanski11]

white porcelain: the reason you've never seen a plastic toilet.

0:52

[slapshot5150]

French doors....froor models...SMOKIN! Love the new ones

[NoSeaChusma]

Lived in O-town for 4 years...kinda miss this guy.

[djspock]

I hate infomercia...*crackles*

ALL GLORY TO THE WHITE PORCELAIN!!

[devante92]

have your nuts ever itched?

.... white porcelain.

[snakemaster7]

LOLOLOL Appliance Direct FTW!!!!! i loved these infomercial thingys lol. I LOVE APPLIANCES!!!!!!!!!

[PowerLloyd]

I like how you can click to any part of the time line and he always says "white porcelain."

[danielwuhsin]

white power!

[killerdynam0]

no dirt wirr stick to it.

[Stealthcola]

WHITE PORCELAIN!!!!!

[imSOridiculous]

For some reason this guy seems like an incredibly cool guy to hang around with.

I have no idea why.

*To the tune of Chocolate Rain* White porcelain!!

[ryanward87]

Thanks to your post, I can re-edit this brilliant man's video!! THANK YOU!!

[mshemgotbanned]

id hit it

[pavanb500]

Hey moron...it's called a front-load. Small marketing tip: DON'T COMPARE YOUR WASHING MACHINE TO A TOILET!

[paulitanpaul4]

this guy loves the white porcelain all right.

i love this guy

[zabimaru76]

whats your name?

*heavenly tune*

white porcelin

[AeroMaidenBlogHog]

i have that shirt...

[shumway76]

LIES! Washing your clothes doesn't work.

[ashhsoflyy]

want some crack?

white porcelain.

[MiggieDT]

Need friends?

...White porcelain

[HelloMarco]

White porcelain.

[Fayejealousy]

Have you ever seen white porcelain?...^-^

... white porcelain

[optimusguythe3rd]

ever got stabbed?

white porcelain.

[D4rkJedi66]

have u ever seen plastic toilets?

white porcelain

have you ever gotten laid?

white porcelain :]

[ifhgsfj]

Ya' ever seen a plastic toilet?

[ifhgsfj]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

White Porcelain.

[DragonDude800SP]

Oh crap.

I meant that comment below for TheShaq69, not the video.

[DragonDude800SP]

I'ma go buy white porcelain because he said it like 5 times...

<_<

[deathmetalmaster1]

Who wears short shorts? Sam wears short shorts!

[warriorkid7]

sam..ur the best!

[Ross3]

If you didn't buy Direct, you PAYED TOO MUCH!

[bbpatton]

Have you ever seen a plastic toilet? Why not?

White porcelain.

Love App Direct. Good memories.

[MaximusDread]

This white porcelain is what all true warriors strive for.

[xtony42x]

Have you ever seen a plastic toilet?

...why not?

I LOVE FLORIDA

[theitmoo1]

WHITE PORCELAIN]

[sk8ertic94]

lol i saw it in florida like 3 years ago, went back this presidents week and it was on again! i was so excited lol

[Massacremetalvideo]

When I lived in Florida I loved to make fun of him!

[AlphaTrionRFTA]

I watched this and Family Auto Mart for Fucking HOURS last time I was in Daytona...thank you for posting this

[salsa2good]

White Porcelain is funny as hell

[olemoneybags]

OH...MY...GOD! I haven't seen this in 5 years! They played in on a continuous loop on my high school senior trip. We literally watched it for hours and cracked up! White porcelain...

[stickmonkey2]

they make white porcelain sound like it's godly with the music

[lduenas]

All hail the Porcelain Gods!

[TheShag69]

The Porcelain gods are nothing compared to the White Porcelain gods. Sam says so.

[DragonDude800SP]

Fuck you

[TheShag69]

Then let the fucking commence!

[DragonDude800SP]

FUCK YA BITCH

(Your turn)

[TheShag69]

In the words of Sam, YOU NEED A GOOD AGITATOR!

[DragonDude800SP]

In the words of an tourettes sufferer, AHH SHIT!

(Kidding, I don't have tourettes)

[M00shu]

White Porcelain.

[DragonDude800SP]

.nialecroP etihW

[paintedtuesday]

hahah i'm from england and i love this .. i saw it in florida:)

[NoNine90]

white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain white porcelain gah he said enough times

[inamamani]

white porcerain

[rustedhope]

IT'S FRIED RICE, YOU PLICK

[wiicow]

"the dirt has to come out" nooooo... i thought it had to make my clothes all black

[mattard2]

the old appliance direct commercials where the best

but then they got that stupid bitch in there that hits everything and yells "applianc direct"

[DIGITALFICTI0N]

I took this for granted the day it was on repeat on a local channel ALL FUCKING DAY LONG.

[yazmin182]

lllooool. omg i love this stuff!

[nWoOutsider]

Have you ever seen a plastic toilet?

[gordiehannan]

why not?

[boricua22292]

white porcelain

[stinger128]

@gordiehannan white porcelain

[TVarmy]

Yes.  On airplanes.

[shrinkwrapped]

I once thought I saw a plastic toilet, but it turned out to be a mirage.

[Zeronightx]

rofl, looks like a guy I know/knew at school named Justin

[88KickinKeys]

I LOVE APPLIANCES

[jackyfan]

i wanna die for this guy