Eddie Murphy **RAW** Part 5

[mamaveros]

!@#$ Threats...lol...

[thesparta1812]

"Yo ed shut the fuck up man!" ROFL

[salvi1979]

Another great black comic(Chris Rock) said it best "MEN ARE AS FAITHFUL AS THEIR OPTIONS" if you are a man and you are truthfully are faithful 9 times out 10 its because you have no options, the other 1 is in Love but that will pass LOL!! Sorry Ladies but that is the truth

[supermajido10]

This guy is the real king of stand up comedy.... Greatest of all time. eddie raw, rockstar

[honeegrrl]

Eddie is right, all men cheat.

[BTR88tuxedoblack]

@honeegrrl I love eddie but Ive never cheated and my ex who is a girl cheated on me. Thats a big statement to say all men cheat, i respect your opinion thats the truth I have never cheated

[chillbrotha01]

imma kick you in your baby nuts

[avyce00]

LMAO!! Men do act different when you make that noise, "Woooo!!"

[rachelfrench1992]

how the fuck does he speak so damn fast and not mess up?

[snoppy61988]

3;15 is so true.. Even if you say no thats just bullshit,, im a guy i would know..

[snake0928]

the true Legend of Comedy

[barkpeeler2000]

no one in the world like eddie

[rizzel7]

i'ama kick you in your baby nuts and see how you like it lol

[RollaBean]

that is so fucking cool how he turns it on the women like that. ur number one Eddie

[eliselillebostad]

UUUUUUUH!!!!

[woseman1]

haha cool

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

GRAZE NUTS...

lol

[openeyefilms]

"Why don't you shake your ass home."

[iluvchrishalliwell]

The woman who was on the news for cutting off her husband's dick because he cheated on her totally got the idea from here. o-o

I'm not kidding, guys. This literally happened in my town.

Don't underestimate women.

[normacian97]

SUPER PUSSY!

[esnevip]

What have you done for me lately" i cried laughing

[zulu2829]

i wonder did that hit my nuts?!! LOL

[jasonjeong]

he just cockblocked every guy in the audience



[shiftycabc123]

lmao just simply genius, ive only watched eddie murphy live for the first time yesterday and maaan what have i been missing. i can see where chris rock gets his influences from j

[TheMasterguardian]

cut off a dick or fk around wit the wrong chick in my old neighborhood the 12 gauge and glocks come out quick

[kelitaa1]

1:54.. michael jackson Thriller LMAOO

[butterflyz2011]

the only reason yall clapped is cuz ur woman sittin next to u right now when i asked the question she looked at u like this "you gona put ur hands together?you better stomp ur feet and light a match for this p***y god daymn it!"

wahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahah

[Ificationer]

3:40 DAT SMILE LMAO

[CreeWilly]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! (whos...pussy...is this????)

[darkjill]

the cracker part almost made me have heart attack  from laughing ,,,

[richboy24680]

HALF!!!!!!!!!

[MsAlexisKiara1989]

you better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy XD

[uub12]

whoooooooooooooo

[corx0502]

the only video on youtube with 0 dislikes!

[DeeNificent80]

This is textbook comedy. I've been married for 8 years and do whatever the f__k I want because I give my wife multiple Oooooo's!

[pimps1986]

This is funny as hell!

[ngm1214]

Could you imagine being the husband next his wife who didn't clap when he said all wives clap who are faithful? lol 'Umm baby have you been...?" "yup!" lmao

[soccergurl1013]

I love this part:

Why are you treating me like this?

You don't own me.

But we have a relationship!

I don't see no rings on your fingers.

But I love you!!!

What have you done for me lately?

[AppleSaysNo]

Ohhhh my goodddd. My grandma should see this. She has kept the same muthafucker jailbird for 30 fuckin years and hes treated my mom like shit.

[crinoid1919]

..........wasn't me XD

[R16Nacole]

Naw Baby that's just JOKES....LMAO!!!

[imXaXteapot2112]

"I'd cut your dick off" Oh yeah well I would wait and rip your uterus out. Think about that.

[SpareRibzz]

@imXaXteapot2112 I love the next part: don't be talking about cutting off my dick. Then don't be putting your dick in nobody else then. If you cut off my dick you better run goddamnit!!! Hahahah

[carlasuzgodwin0326]

@imXaXteapot2112 to fucking bad it wasnt ur moms uterus that was ripped out then the world would b saved frofrom a DICK LIKE YOU! No need to cut off ur dick im sure it will fall off on its own,because im sure only sluts anand whores fuck u.By the way eddie is performing comedy so grow a brain u fuckhole!!!

[imXaXteapot2112]

@carlasuzgodwin0326 oooooohhhhhh tell me more!!!!!!!!!

[kairaw16]

@imXaXteapot2112  omg is that even possible

[MrJacksonvill]

its funny that Eddie say that about men, when you look at all the celebrities they do have a problem. with being promiscous

[099shanna]

no such thing as a loyal man lol

[pimps1986]

@099shanna I agree. There is no such thing as a loyal man; not in this decade...lol!!!

[Shanta9999]

this is true

[gothicbabe3710]

this shit is funny

[MrMizz007]

that was the best metaphor ever best salteen

[chewby1333]

I know a girl who stuck with a guy through homelessness because he made her go "ooooooooooooo".

[pimps1986]

Eddie Murphy, the best comedian EVER!!!

[psychotron108]

YES YOUR MAN TOO... hahahahaha best line....

[db080575]

i got this motherfucker now man

[Salvac88]

its the truth, really

[JustAddChemicalX]

AMAZING! but really great quality dude thx man!!

[slugerknot]

I made my woman cum REAL HARD. OOOOOOHHHHH. Now i'm gonna fuck her friend. But you know what? Wasn't me.

[dubhebaltimore]

i know theres alot of guys sitting out there now like, YO ED SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! LOL! I

[ballsh8]

if he's not here tonight... he's fucking someone else...!!!! lmao.. it's a dick thang

[ballsh8]

thought the 80's were bad on sex.. lol check it out now... they whores at 15.. lmao..

[Ksamurai101]

@ballsh8

heard that

[pimps1986]

@ballsh8 I know. It's crazy as shit out there now! Almost two and a half decades later, ever 14-year-olds are having sex. Crazy shit...lol!!!

[armani9219]

Yo Ed, shut the fuck up maannn!!!

[513always]

THIS THE BEST CRACKER I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, LOL!!!

[bosnianmike]

yo ed shut the fuk up man

[sharkate7]

Eddie Murphy Is a Genius Period.. Legendary Stand Up Comedian. Never Understood Why He Never Made More Stand ups...

[godsmare]

@sharkate7 maybe his skits were just too raw for modern ratings... you know how it is back in the days. even X rated movies were considered R.

[boyvip9844]

@sharkate7 cuz disney kills him ?

[dusttracks]

xoxo!!!!

[goofymandan83]

fuckin true

[balotelli456]

@goofymandan83 he's talking bout black people

[goofymandan83]

@balotelli456 fuckin true



[MiculPrint]

briliant how he spins it around !

[Andrewkfb1]

Favorite part of the show XD