The Acidic Rabbi Teaches Beard Grooming (Harsh Language)

[gezzad]

fk that Mess. unkempt wins man.

[messiahsez]

@gezzad You are correct. I am unkempt no matter what I do or how hard I try. Plus I no longer have a boss or his wife. I quit that shit. Yo.

[Gotcha29]

I suppose it depends on what your job is. If you are a waiter serving food perhaps you are unkempt. If you are not then what does it matter? Women in particular who own a business are a pain in the arse because they are elevated to where you must listen to them where you would usually ignore them. Oi Vey! The acidic Rabi!

[messiahsez]

@Gotcha29 Oy vey. Yo. Yo = Oy for the dyslexic rabbi. I am now retired. I always did whatever I wanted anyhow. I was too good at my job for them to object. Now... I make videos. Thanks yo. Oy.

[BastardBiker]

You're my kind of cat, man. Might take you up on that introduction offer after I scan through your videos a little more. After watching just a couple though, I can tell that you're cool as shit. Rock on, brother.

[messiahsez]

@BastardBiker Thanks yo. I shall rock and roll until the clock falls off the wall.

[caliindica]

Acidic rabbi is great by the way.lmao

[messiahsez]

@caliindica Sometimes I am the Lysergic rabbi. Oy. Yo. 

[caliindica]

Tourmaline crystal brush huh...What the fuck!!!You should make more vids for sure.Take care.

[caliindica]

I love it.Great beard by the way you un KEPT looking bum!!!Fucking hilarious.

[messiahsez]

@caliindica Thanks so much. Hilarity is my goal and purpose. Thanks ou. A lot.

[fchrgl]

why am I watching an old jewish man making himself kempt

[messiahsez]

U@fchrgl I cannot answer that question unless I put on my magic hat. Give e a second... The magic hat shall soeak now: Because he is fucking hilarious.

[rosmanari]

Are you a nazir?

[rosmanari]

1. It's called chasidic

2. Chasidic rabbis don't swear

3. Chasidic rabbis cover their heads either with black velvet yamulkes and black hats

4. Chasidic rabbis wear white button shirts with kepatachs

5. Chasidic rabbis don't wear wedding rings

HE IS NOT A CHASIDIC RABBI

[messiahsez]

@rosmanari Oh shit. I'm not. I am the ACIDIC rabbi. Also known as the Gevaltig Rebbe. Also known as messiahsez. Messiahsez sez yo. Yo.

[abeobass]

this video got me laid!

[messiahsez]

@abeobass Wow.

[enricokorderos]

1-Unkempt

8-kempt

NIGHT AND DAY!

[messiahsez]

@enricokorderos Kemptness is my life.

[Guerilla49N]

great fucking beard. 

[messiahsez]

@Guerilla49N Thanks yo.

[greenskeeper3000]

Acidic Rabbi? Has anyone seen "It's kind of a funny story?" Holy shit they are real!

[messiahsez]

@greenskeeper3000 I am also known as the Lysergic Rabbi.

[Thytrio]

'-'



[messiahsez]

@Thytrio Yo. 

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

It's Karl Marx!

[messiahsez]

@SebbeSucksBawlz Groucho more like it.

[AlafayaOG]

how the fck do u dislike this? funniest video ive seen in years. props

[messiahsez]

@AlafayaOG Thanks yo. there are people who are in such pain that they cannot even smile. my job is to make them smile inside. your comment helps me in my task.

[ScoobyDigites]

I hope to grow my beard that long

[messiahsez]

@ScoobyDigites There is a secret. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Allow the Tai Chi to flow through you. Stop Shaving. This is the eternal way of the beard.

[TheAmazingDeLorean]

You look kempt as a motherfucker

[messiahsez]

@TheAmazingDeLorean Yes, just lik John DeLorean. Kempt.

[chaostwilight]

I wish I could grow a beard like yours. I am stuck with either a chinstrap or a soul patch.