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the dog is just sitting there like what the fuck is happening

EmoEnchantzz 1 day ago

badly executed video

hiddenasskiker 4 days ago

haha awesome

cgnls 5 days ago

YES THIS IS DOG

playsonic3 5 days ago

why is my grandma naked??

boosacknoodles 5 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA im so high

tytheeman20 6 days ago

the dogs mouth would be moving if he/she would be talking

jbeverywhere12 6 days ago

Pareillement ! =)

DanielaJardan 1 week ago

dog looks high! lol

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ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago

Hello? YES YES THIS IS DOG

poggyproductions 1 week ago 2

Did anyone else notice that this girl sounds exactly like Butch's girlfriend Fabienne from Pulp Fiction? Crazy

666EVD666 1 week ago

hello? yes this is dog

Kirrylo 1 week ago

boring

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SomeRandom90sGuy 1 week ago

@malleGER: Well of course it's fake, you dummy. Dogs don't really talk!!

Ninathedoglover 2 weeks ago

YES THIS IS DOG

freehugsomg 2 weeks ago

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candyvampire63 2 weeks ago

FAKE !!!

MalleGER 2 weeks ago

do(r)g(as)

mrmoustachelol12 2 weeks ago

j adore comment la tete du chien ne bouge pas

Furiousmiget 2 weeks ago

Marrant et sympa ! :-)

daimoniak 3 weeks ago

LOOK LIKE ADOLF WAUWAU-HITLER AT 0:14 hahaha

gonzales0594 3 weeks ago

a guy puts his shirt on the dog then use his hands for the rest

solokinks 3 weeks ago

@solokinks

NO SHIT DUDE!!!

nicolhaidi 2 weeks ago

something tells this may not be a real talking dog....XD

1999whitewolf 3 weeks ago

Yes it is fucking real u retard

w33tazzy 3 weeks ago

Is this real?

perfectview420 3 weeks ago

Fake

PennyWisee14 3 weeks ago

@PennyWisee14 Thank you for stating the obvious

xxMuS1C4L1F3xx 3 weeks ago

@xxMuS1C4L1F3xx hahaha

PennyWisee14 3 weeks ago

@Groudon756 1 ov my friends r French so don't slag em off

TiffanyTiger3 3 weeks ago

dumb french people alwayys gettin the wrong number

Groudon756 4 weeks ago

@iiHeartSamClark lol I get it! From spongbob, dat one episode. :D

SkullFace1909 4 weeks ago

@thepankenshet

You're retarded

Gce321 4 weeks ago

the dog's like "wat da fuck"

ratT3d 1 month ago

buueniiiiiiiiiiiiiiisimo

manflikita 1 month ago

Clearly this video is mistitled, I don't see a dog phoning, just a man..

gumdokim 1 month ago

No this is Patrick.

iiHeartSamClark 1 month ago

@iiHeartSamClark HAHAHA I bet half the people dont get it

LaSierraHighSchool1 1 month ago

Its simple put real dogs head in jumper then put man in too but behind dog man put arms in sleves and guesses where to put his hands ;)

nObCaKe97 1 month ago

ayo dog

dis flocka

DoctorNotAnon 1 month ago

I think it is fake, the dog isn`t moving his mouth...o_O

elninho08 1 month ago

ooooommmmggg....))))))))))))))

Imyourangel16 1 month ago

French... the true language of dogs

KindaLikedLiam 1 month ago 20

"No, this is Patrick."

lilcolombianito8 1 month ago

@lilcolombianito8 You beat me to it xD

125sonicboom 1 month ago

Lol the dogs is like fml

dammit525 1 month ago

You know what's weird? That dog has like a HITLER LOOKING MUSTACHE, though it's just fur. Cute vid though, very calm dog :)

looloobuttersloo 1 month ago

@mullettruejay Hello Dog this is Dog fort. Come in Dog.

RedspRayypainT 1 month ago

43 dogs were injured during the filminf of this video

edwardml 1 month ago

That dog has a hitler moustache.

luke7010 1 month ago 3

@mullettruejay YES, THIS IS DOG

gilamonsterjames 1 month ago

pro, dialling without looking at the buttons, even i cant do that

legollx 2 months ago

chaque fois que je regarde ça je suis trop mort de rire; une autre !

dtcozed 2 months ago

I cant tell if this is fake or not...

GTSRyan 2 months ago 3

mdrrr

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brodieannm 2 months ago

Nope!

just Chuck Testa

WrestlerJaw 3 months ago 84

@WrestlerJaw who the fuck is Chuck Testa?

ThePakenshet 1 month ago

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@WrestlerJaw Nope! that`s Chuck Norris

RUSDarling 2 weeks ago

LOL they've done this so much

DarkStar1O9 3 months ago

doesnt even look master

jimmyyao2010 3 months ago

So big head O_o

MrZeus232 3 months ago

his head is so big O.o

SashaDXD 3 months ago

ha ha french male with lady voice

pricelessdana 3 months ago

ajajajjajaj

CLyDipo 3 months ago

you peoples comments are just sick, every brain cell in your head should be possessed by demons with cancer.

ActorAdn 3 months ago

LOL

tinypuppies3 3 months ago

funny,dog cute

thanhthoi1 3 months ago

0:16 xD so nice! :D:D:D

schwalbstar 3 months ago

Poker face.

MrMulleland 3 months ago

Mmm a dog with human hands

cassiefull 3 months ago

Hello

Yes, this is dog

PrinceOfTheKeyboard 3 months ago

Fake you can tell because you can see fingers not paws

JackHSings1 3 months ago

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@JackHSings1 UR A FUCKING IDIOT DOUCHEBAG

TheShayanShahifar 3 months ago 11

@TheShayanShahifar u say what you are

JackHSings1 3 months ago

@JackHSings1 are you looking at a mirror?

TheShayanShahifar 3 months ago

@JackHSings1 hahhhaahhahaahhaah :))

xtinct2 3 months ago

@JackHSings1 LOL. It's funny because I see it too now

ofakar 2 months ago

@JackHSings1 BECAUSE THATS THE POINT OF THIS VIDEO YOU ASSHOLE!!! i hate people like YOU.

KISSlover18 2 months ago

i know how u did dat xD

GamingCuber 3 months ago

Hahahaha!

netmatrix75 4 months ago

the face :D

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jchijan 4 months ago

Dog looks like adolf hitler,

61themax61 4 months ago

uaaahhhhh!!! i am laughing at ths for about 5 minutes. can't understand why.

Agugasek 4 months ago

I lol'd when the dog waved.

Shane88L 4 months ago 3

amazing dog jajjajajajjaja

xZeebaaH 4 months ago

The only thing funny is that the dog seems super pissed

Broc825 4 months ago

erm to me taht is not funny its weird even the beautiful dog over here agrees

MissViolet241 4 months ago

Dogs Can speaks english better than me !!!!!!! :D

Kiro7244 4 months ago

a french talking dog omg

AlptraumG36 5 months ago

lol!!! he looks so cute.... thumbs up if u noticed the dog looked at the phone while he picked it up, as though really the dog is gonna speak! he is adorable :)

madhushri86 5 months ago

fucking french ppl THIS IS A SRB SPEAKING BTW SRB STANDS FOR SERBIAN

srbsexy123 5 months ago

@srbsexy123 Wtf are you blabering about?

kowy88 4 months ago

Cest Bon!!

lb3fur 5 months ago

LOL your dog is all "whatever crazy human", as long as you pet me later.

Porcelanesa 5 months ago

Esta ciego el puto perro o que?

TheXXMETALLICAXX 5 months ago

jajajajajjaja divino!

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dylanzammit 5 months ago

Muy original y gracioso

mag19741217 5 months ago

crap

killerkittykat101 5 months ago

i bet money that this is what dogs do when nobody's home. lol.

makohamlin97 5 months ago

Dog: "Désolé je ne parle pas de français"

Woman: "Vous avez juste parlé le français"

Dog: *hangs up* "Temps wasters!"

FibrousAcquiescence 6 months ago

lawlhow

Excelerationz 6 months ago

woah I'm tripping hahaha

wilproK 6 months ago

fail

dread0me0sheeps 6 months ago

amazing ventriloquist dog. Not so much as a face or throat muscle moving.

popnstart 6 months ago

How do you do that

maymaddy1 6 months ago

I think this video is STUPID!!!!!!

maripose249 6 months ago

@maripose249 You're stupid. Can't you take a joke? You must have known when you clicked on it that it wouldn't be real. If you didn't like it then shove off, because we don't care.

starshine94 6 months ago

amazing video dude,.. it inspired me to make this 1 ive posted as a response ; )

LimitBreak8 7 months ago

Looks like my ex girlfriend

brandon8905 7 months ago 151

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

ItsMeRuffles 7 months ago

si, y ademas sabe hablar con la boca cerrada

lxAgathax 7 months ago

and the one filming is a human face with a dog body

amaranthflavius 7 months ago

I really need to do something better with my time.

rafapapa1 7 months ago

stupid. just plain stupid.

mehjen84 7 months ago

@mehjen84 Why don't you take the stick out of your ass?

starshine94 6 months ago

@starshine94 Ah yes, The stick in the butt line, Well let's think logically about this. If I actually had a stick up there it wouldn't sway me to not like something poor in taste. It would in fact make me unable to be posting any of this. So if you like to look dense then you are on the right track, Keep shining that dim star :)

mehjen84 6 months ago

@mehjen84 It's just a video for fun. You don't have to be a bitch. If you didn't like it that's YOUR problem, not ours. Go troll somewhere else.

starshine94 6 months ago

@starshine94 I'm not sure if you're so uneducated that the mere fact that someone doesn't like a talking dog video aggravates you or if you are just a severely lonely person who monitors pointless videos and waits for someone to say something bad. I seriously suggest that you engage in human activity other then comments.

mehjen84 6 months ago