100 Seinfeld quotes [Episode 2]

[13Yeared]

0:08

That's Jigsaw from the Saw movies, btw

[billnye69]

"I'm family, I'm having sex with the cousin" XD Classic George

[Exstadrenaline]

Best part of the entire thing is without a doubt Kramer at 2:45

[jeepman65]

What an excellent tribute to this show I love it! Thanks for posting!!

[ggmann13]

this editing is spectacular

[badekaret]

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents

[ggmann13]

@badekaret who is this..

[fmalphons]

1:48

a great tribute to one of the greatest shows made <3

[carlsetzer]

@2:39 Nana's face after being told to "drop dead!" - precious.

[HWJASURY]

You tell that son of a bitch: the jerk store called they're running out of you

[utubesqueeze]

This is some seriously impressive editing, especially for Youtube. Thanks.

[acmilan34]

Great clip, thank you buddy. :)

-It's not you it's me

-I'm an architect

-Writer

-Marine Biologist

-Buck Naked

-Latex Salesman

[FuckingFaggotFuck]

The shitty music in the background ruined this video.

[billa107]

Thumbs up if you want a Part 3.

[robguitargod1]

you missed 'serenity now.....insanity later'

[draventatsel]

Look at you, you contribute nothing to soceity!! lol quite possibly my favorite kramer clip ever!

[DaFunk14]

These look great, where did you get the video from and how'd you get it in HD?

[danere1]

@DaFunk14 Thanks! It's actually just upscaled to HD from DVD to take advantage of the fact that YouTube allocates a higher bitrate to HD :)

[lcozzarelli]

This is wonderful editing--you have a talent! Thanks for posting :)

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

This is amazing. Thank you for the laughs

[8nikolas8]

Great video again, the only problem is around 19 seconds where he says he is a writer, as this isn't a lie, so doesn't really fit in with the rest of the lies. But very well done.

[xilonard]

this i like :)

[rceeTV]

@danere1...awesome mashup...my fav ep would have to be "The Library" with Bookman...mate you made my day!

[Ilovetoms04]

That was awesome. I give u props :)

[AmorousBirds]

What an awesome montage! I love Seinfeld. 

[beatle11]

They're real and they're spectacular!

[skippyinmylunch]

This is absolutely amazing. Thank you so much for doing this.

[moharm09]

danere1 You Are Amazing

[ProjectJAY64]

These are amazing :) I know it's not easy to do, but it would be amazing if you made more.

[petey8887]

Awesome editing! 

[msmith624]

What songs are these by the Mar-Keys?

[danere1]

@msmith624 The Mar-Keys song is called Gigglin' and the bit at the end is Harry Connick Jr from the track "(I Could Only) Whisper Your Name". And of course there's a little bit of the Seinfeld theme in there by Jonathan Wolff :)

[msmith624]

Thank you. These clips are terrific.

[brennanT31]

YADDA YADDA YADDA!!

not that theres anything wrong with that

you can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!!

its a festivus for the rest of us!

im out there jerry and im lovin' every minute of it!!!

no soup for you!!

hello newman!

maybe th' dingo ate yer baby

[democrat1515]

My uncle does that "bu-bye (at the end)".

[bigmonya]

Awesome!

This is Gold!

[jaysteels]

which one is it at 1:30? i really wanna know, i forgot the name D:

[danere1]

@jaysteels The Invitations :)

[jaysteels]

@danere1 Thanks!

and really? How could I not notice! D:

By the way, excellent work!!

[mitdafocas]

Amazing! But its to fast.... whats the rush?

[danere1]

@mitdafocas hehe... a misspent youth watching music videos has created an adult with a very short attention span!

[JackImbo44]

not neccesary at all, because i believe you did an outstanding job, but if you do make a third, add some clips of puddy, mr. krueger, and maybe some H.E. Pennypacker

[thechocobro]

AIR CONDITIONER!!

[FaMoUsAnDrEeA]

what's the episode at 3:36(kramer dancing with other people) and 3:38(george and the cars) ?

[danere1]

@FaMoUsAnDrEeA That'd be The Trip (part 1 think) and The Frogger respectively :)

[cheekypants321]

NEWMAN >:(

[musicalwheels]

what that one- how does it go? Whats the use... when they dont like me I like them when they like me I dont like them...something like that is that hoq it goes?

[MarenElisa]

You are nothing but a piece of crap. I find you extremely ugly. You emit a foul and unpleasant odor. I LOATH YOU.

[kbrinks]

I've been looking for a clip where Kramer yells "YOU BLEW IT, YOU REEEEAAALLLY BLEW IT!"

[6angelo9]

it's not a lie if you believe it.

[bhatian]

No soup for you :)

[aldoileanumeliber]

DUDE!!!

This is absolutely genius! You just improved my day BIG TIME!

Love your idea and the scenes you used!!!

Thanks!

[sumaruma72]

What is that the 4 volt.....I did you a favor

[AnnieDelico1]

I don't know about the rest of you guys/girls ... fellow Seinfeld Fans ... but I love SO MANY scenes in SO MANY episodes that it's IMPOSSIBLE to say that any particular ONE of them is my FAVOURITE ... Who's with me on this????

[AnnieDelico1]

The Kramer shower scene reminds me of my trip to Sydney 2 weekends ago. Our "Quest" apartment had a TURBO shower head & boyyy did it pack some punch!!!!!! How could ANYONE NOT LOVE Seinfeld????? That is my question!

[ruvand]

Such a Legend!

[daW0LF55]

what about " i don't have a square to spare"

[1traintracker]

Excellent video every Seinfeld fan will love!

[panther8898]

Wonder if George is a right-winger, what with all that lying.

[AmishParadise27]

I think the "Vandelay Industries" scene is the funniest moment in Seinfeld.

[frostytheaussie]

the editing in this fantastic

[schwem203]

Best Seinfeld moment ever @ 3:01 :D

[SaintRose13]

This made my day.

[00davideperez00]

Subtitulos en Español!! por favorr! :D

[K3NB3N]

Best Show of All Timmmmmmmeeeeee!!!!

[starcraftyt]

like every single second from it

[noharmdun]

is anyone here a marine biologist?!!!

[Longhornzmatt]

I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it!!!!!

[OMGMarioGolfRulz]

"look at you, you're disgusting!!" has got to be one of my top quotes

[hardcorerider]

we want MOREEEEEE

[Archangel3583]

115 likes, zero dislikes.

ZERO DISLIKES, PEOPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

[PurdieLauture]

George is the man

[Dextersmama]

When did Susan punch George? I don't remember that at all! Was that a deleted scene?

[danere1]

@Dextersmama It was the episode where George secretly dates Marissa Tomei (The Cadillac)

[xxbilla]

this. is. incredible.

you are amazing!

[danere1]

@xxbilla Many thanks! By the way do you happen to know where the surge in views came from today?

[xxbilla]

@danere1

This was posted from the OFFICIAL Seinfeld Facebook page! Congrats!

[Mathlete269]

@danere1 as said below, posted on the official seinfeld fb page

[luckybeitia]

@danere1 Seinfeld's official page linked to your vids :D

[danere1]

@luckybeitia @Mathlete269 @xxbilla w00t!! thanks for letting me know! and a big heeeelllo to all the facebook visitors :)

[juanpi88]

your video rulez!!!!

[danere1]

@juanpi88 Thank you! What can I say, I love this show.

[juanpi88]

@danere1  I can see that, but your video gave me sth that all seasons i bought did not. =)

[Joe007ofrockk]

To Charlie Sheen and the writers of Two and a Half Men: See the funny thing about this show is that...it's not all sex jokes and...THIS...is funny

[beatle11]

WHAT THE *BLEEP* ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF *BLEEP*!!

[TaterMySalad]

newman insulted Jigsaw. he's in for it now

[bo3abd96]

@TaterMySalad Jigsaw: Game Over!!

[historyfreakfroman]

@TaterMySalad 

[historyfreakfroman]

@TaterMySalad Hellllllooooooo Newman.............I want to play a game!

[historyfreakfroman]

@TaterMySalad Hellloooo Newman....I want to play a game!!!

[JackHighlander]

great editing @ 1:38 -- "hey, pig!" lmao!

[TokyoNerd]

You could make a separate "100 Seinfeld Quotes" for ever every single episode.

[PlanetSeinfeld]

I'm a gay man wait maybe i shouldn't of said that

[LinkvsLegolas]

3:32 "YOU GOT IIITTT!!!!"

[securityguardclass4]

If anyone dislikes this video, then to them I say..."the jerk store called...they're running out of you"

[beatle11]

@securityguardclass4 What's the difference, you're their all time best seller!

[securityguardclass4]

@beatle11 oh yeah? well......I had sex with your wife!

[thomatude]

"It's not a lie if you believe it" THANKS GEORGE!

[canihasusernamepls]

i would click like but 42 is the meaning of life. i wouldnt want to add another & make it 43 likes!

[GoGatorz1215]

BADASS

[cosy1234]

This gotta be the best Seinfeld clip on youtube

[CyReNiUsX]

Haha very funny. Nice editing!

[gregis111]

excellent

[lostpinguin]

awesome vid...again. :)

[wellsphere1]

lolllllllll

[Tanru2000]

Hahah! Great stuff! :) "He took it OUT!" LOL!

[o0l0l0l0o]

Seinfeld ..forever  d'!'b