Captain Alberto Bertorelli from Allo' Allo' !

[garden2011city]

Bertorelli had to be Captain Schettino's from Costa Concordia grandfather

[doureuh]

I embraca your wife..... I embraca your mother in law. HAHAHAAA

[greenisland75]

Thanks for posting this clip. My favourite character in Allo Allo.

[MrDzoni99]

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[MrDzoni99]

ahhahahahahhahahahhhahahahhaha­ahahhaahahahah



[jorno33]

My hart go boem die die boem die die boem ............. die die boem

[boccadoro1978]

kind of funny... but lviing abroad I am sooo bored from stupid cliché. and btw proud not to be good at war.

[Music4AII]

"Whata mistaka to maeka!".

[guguigugu]

"ow are u goin on, eh?" :D

[denkatagk]

BUM DIDI BUMM... :D

[nmatavka]

MWAH MWAH.

[CanuckY]

yeayea as far as i remember Rommel refused italian help saying he'll do better without them :P . and as far as i remember italy needed help occupying yugoslavia and greece from germans since it couldnt advance on its own . history facts ; your army sucked, esp compared to german wermacht.

and if any1 cant handle this humour and is offended by ithe shouldnt be watching TV in the first place.

[215alessio]

@CanuckY chanuhy you say bad things about us. Yes whermacht was better so why don't you go to germany?

[garden2010city]

The image of Italian cowardice is not real. Italian privates were also brave but had poor officers equipment , coordination .Rommel in North Africa knew Italian and by his leadership increased stantards of Italian officers. At Al-Alamein obsolete tanks M-13 charged frontally against Shermans. Combat divers managed to damage heavily two british battleships in the port.In January 1943 8th army took full force of the soviet attack at Don river being very extended 1 platoon to 1 km of the front

[Caleidus]

Regards Afghanistan your words are just lies, the same Gen Petraeus has many times stated how the best special forces in Afghanistan are the italian and british one. Italian para has the highest score in killing Talibans among NATO troops, we don't need the approval of any greek officier.

[Silverlance988]

@Caleidus Wow you're so tough killing cavemen and other primitives... You've shown your strength...cowardly scum.

[Caleidus]

@Silverlance988 Yes, caveman..... surely more intelligent than u....

[aznar1988]

klasyka;D



[sargerasa]

HAhaah, what does he say for the bottom medals? For service in Fiat? Or something?

[toddmiyamoto]

@sargerasa for servicing Fiats- being a car mechanic :] Fiat is a car manufacturer in Italy.

[sargerasa]

@toddmiyamoto Hahha thanks. I know 'bout Fiat, hahahah. Just couldn't imagine that he would actually say something like that.

[Muntman]

@toddmiyamoto they also make planes and trucks and motorbikes I beleive.

[owenmartins]

@toddmiyamoto you sure he is not saying "for service in Firenze"? An Italien city

[toddmiyamoto]

@owenmartins would it be so funny this way? i don't think so. ;)

[victorwebsterfan]

Hahahahahahaha :) rofl :) *****

[MrVINCENZOGONZAGA]

it's a sad stereotype....unfortunately the captain Bertorelli is very similar to our prime minister Silvio Berlusconi....what a shame...

[slb1998]

2:36 I don´t get it, please explain me

[flaperke]

@slb1998 Grüber loves boys

[slb1998]

@flaperke watch 'allo 'allo's final episode and read you comment again

[englishguy2010]

Poor Lieutenant Gruber at 1:56 - He looks so hurt!

[slb1998]

2.11

[gourbi]

this is great ! soooooo funny !

[Brookwest07]

Boom de Boom didy boom lol epic

[LazyCheeseburger]

Bertorelli is THE MAN!!!

[jimyd3]

boom diddi boom



[robinjan2]

2:36 very funny reaction

[Left4Karma]

Mama mia!! A bjoetiful laidie.. I kisse your hand!

[joerouleau54]

what a mistake -a to make- a

[cruchot555]

"And the bottom row?"

"They are for servicing FIATs"

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[skepticaldemocrat]

Bertoreli (smiling): Mamma mia! Who is this handsome officer who looks like a film movie star?

Coronel: That`s lieutenant Grubber.

Bertoreli (not smiling anymore): i, hu, I heard about you from the general...

[Caleidus]

Capt Bertorelli is a Bersagliere, One of the best infantry corp in the world. The Italian "sharpshooters" exacted retribution on 8 April 1941 when the 'Ariete' Armoured Division's 8th Bersaglieri Regiment surrounded and captured 2,700 British, Indian and Australian troops fleeing from the fortress of Mechili.The 8th Bersaglieri Regiment also played an important part in the defeat of British armour at El Gubi in November 1942.

[vetdino]

@Caleidus Italian infantry one of the best in the world... wow!! Italians make nice cars, nice food, nice cloths, lots of nice things. But they can't fight... they suck ass in fighting and that's it. PERIOD.

[Caleidus]

@vetdino The Romanians are vampires, the Swiss love clocks,Japanese men have small dicks.

the French have poor hygiene,the Chinese know kung fu and so on, the only thing is impossible to fight are stupid stereotipes . …We kept on fighting for years without weapons or logistic support unlike our enemies. It's not difficult to win a war when u have on your side 4/5 of the world. U are just another victim of anglo-saxon propaganda against military italian !!

[vetdino]

@Caleidus Actually, I am Greek and I happen to know very well that, though you outnumbered us (more than 2 to 1) and had superior equipment (4 to 1 in airsuperiority alone) and technology, we kicked your ass in the Greco-Italian war during WWII... as simple as that. Also, I recently finished my military service and I've heard story from one of my officers who was in Afghanistan about the more recent "achievements" of the "brave" Italian army there... It is not a stereotype, you just can't fight!

[Caleidus]

@Caleidus Russian made even worst against finnish, american ridiculized themselves against vietnamese, french have lost all the wars since 1860, british surrendered in Singapore to jap without firing a bullet and despite outnumbering them 4:1, but who know why they are always a people of warrior. We were not prepared in the WWII and thank god we lost it but yours are just racist comments. We've always defeated turkish, maybe u can learn something...

[215alessio]

@vetdino A BELGIAN saying Italians can't fight, I took 3 of them on my own and yes they were all 3 taller and fatter than me.

Your belgian army isn't even considered an army, they go only when the war is over not even shooting one bullet!

In serbia they abandoned 2 Mercedes unimog trucks full of machine guns and bullets because a few serbs came along ther path with a kalashnicov

And yes the belgians in the unimogs were overgunned compaired the serbs with Belgian MAG and the FNC

[215alessio]

@vetdino Belgians were raped by every invading army,  they never had the balls to even defend theyr own muddy country.

Brittish and americans had to save you every time

[vetdino]

@215alessio True, but I am Greek, and we kicked your spaghetti ass when you dared to attack us, though you outnumbered us more than 2 to 1... bye!

[215alessio]

@vetdino congratulations for it, but nowadays you wouldn't stand a chance

[vetdino]

@215alessio I hate to disappoint you, I actually like Italy a lot and I have many Italian friends, but man you just ain't war-worthy... how can I say it, we (the Greeks) are not good in some things and you are not good in other things. War is definatelly one thing you can distinguise yourselves in... Just admit it and get over with it...

[215alessio]

@vetdino Your argument has no foundation. Italian army is still active in wars and therefor is battle proven, search for La Folgore Greek army in the other hand was just training the last 40 years.

and we have Typhoons

Ariete main batle tanks

Mangusta Helicopters

there is nothing to admit to no one

[vetdino]

@215alessio you are acting like a child and you ask for it... the hellenic air force, together with that of israel and that of the USA is one of the best in the world, not in equimpent (which is rather good, incl. F 16 block 52+), but in training and pilot quality in the Ref Flag exercise at Nelis, Nevada last year our pilots kicked the ass of the Americans and ranked the best of NATO. Our navy, with good vessels and excellent sailors. Our land force are also decent with 400+ Leopard 2 A6 tanks

[vetdino]

which are much much better than your FIAT Arietes, we also have Apaches which are also better than your FIAT helicopters. Finaly, we have a regular draft and military service is obligatory.

To finish here's a story: when I was serving my miltary service (last year) one of my officers had served in Afghanistan and was telling stories about how funny the Italian army was there and about two italian soldiers who were gay and an italian high ranking officer who found them "broke mountain" style...

[vetdino]

Oh and not to forget that Berlusconi had the mafia pay off the talibans (!!!!!!) so they would not attack italian troops and when they were replaced by the french the talibans kicked the ass of the french.

So... stop being rediculous about your army and talk about how nice pizza you make, how nice clothes you have, how nice Roma is and Napoli and Firenze etc etc...

[215alessio]

@vetdino We have a good army :p and yes I really underestimated the greek army

they have 136 000 army man only in the army marine and airforce excluded. italy has 110 000 in the military marine and airforce excluded.

you have Leo 2 A6 that are slightly better as the new Ariete in terms of armor

you have F16 Block 52 that are all purpose, we have eurofighters that are only good for dogfights for the ground attack we have the Tornados

and we have 2 air craft carriers

[215alessio]

still we have advantage, we make our own tanks helecopters and aircrafts you have to buy them from germany or usa

[215alessio]

@vetdino Dude you have a big mouth, italy is not about the nice pizza and the steriotypes you learned about. Italians are there in the desert fighting Talibans it costed Italian soldiers lives... You guys are not at war. so have respect for the Italian army and shudd up.

[vetdino]

@215alessio "dudde" (that's a pretty rediculous word, isn't it?) I know Italy pretty well, been there many times and I have many italian friends. I respect italy and it's people a lot. But, you ain't no good at war! get over it!

ps: you didn't comment aboout berlusconi and the mafia paing the talibans off so they won't attack italian troops :P

[Caleidus]

@vetdino If Europe is not a Turkish colony is thank to italian like Eugene de Savoy who stopped them at Vienna and the league created by the Pope and made up mainly by italian navies which defeated the Turkish at Lepanto. You don't know anything about italian history, you just believe everything that the anglosaxon propaganda gives you trough their media power.

[wimpie25]

@215alessio

Dude I love Italy, stop making your own country look bad by behaving like an idiot. Have you ever even been to Belgium? The last thing I associate with it is mud...

We were the most powerfull nation in Europe before 1914, not in terms of military force but in terms of innovation.

[215alessio]

@wimpie25 yeswas born Iived in belgium, and I rememberhow nice it was when I went with my ex to a nice cafe' in Leuven and how mister waiter raised his voice... or how I got the worst jobs....

In 1914 youhad the the Congolese slaves thats why you was one the most weathy country countries of the world

[wimpie25]

@215alessio

Do you even know what you're talking about? In 1914 the Congo wasn't part of Belgium but belonged to the personal property of King Leopold II.

[215alessio]

@wimpie25 that was the excuse my boy... belgium had also advantage of it ... and later it became belgian propriety but the slaughter of Congolese went on...

It is estimated that Belgium made more victims as the Germans in theyr auswitch camps. But today this is all forgotten and covered up some how...

[wimpie25]

@215alessio

That's impossible because that would mean that we nearly killed 90% of the original population. After Congo became Belgian territory, the black people had the best education, acces to healthcare and general circumstances of living in the whole of the African continent.

Congo even had better healthcare than conservatice Britain in 1950.

[johnnyricoMC]

@wimpie25 Well, before Congo officially became Belgian territory, a lot of cruelties were done in the name of King Leopold II. Him being the king of Belgium at the time sure damaged the Belgian reputation even though it was administratively private property

[wimpie25]

@johnnyricoMC

True, and most Belgians will agree on that. I have to admit it took years before that almost blank section in our schoolbooks was filled up with the facts the rest of the world had learnt.

[PeterKuypers]

@wimpie25 Actually Congo was the personal property of Leopold until 1908...

[anetteolton]

poor Gruber! XD

[Music4AII]

"I embrace your mother in law" :D

[giuseppe84ss]

he reminds me Berlusconi, but unfortunately Berlusconi is real.

[AgentCROCODILE]

Whaddamistakademaka

[YvetteCarteBlanche]

What episode is this?

[youse12132]

What-a-mistake-to-make!

[silvanski]

beauuutifuuulll laaaaaideeee!!!

[MsSarjen]

Boom-diddy-boom-diddy...

[KenanMiami]

What tha' mistake, I makee :D

[9021062]

Bertorelli i think was the funniest on my opinion

[happybecchino]

ey io non ci stò! questi sono solo stupidi steriotipi che voi stupidi americani avete su di noi! è dagli anni 50 che non siamo più così!! ma aggiornatevi! cazzo quanto mi fanno incazzare queste cose, fammi andare a suonare il mandolino per calmarmi và che non ci posso andare a fare le pizze in questo stato

[msinvincible2000]

@happybecchino questa serie non é stata fatta dagli americani, ma dagli inglesi della BBC. E una comedia basata quasi esclusivamente sui steriotipi. Dunque calmati: i francesi, tedeschi e inglesi subiscono molto di piu' la caracattura in questa serie.

L'umore non sembra essere una qualita' che tu possiedi.

[dehro]

@msinvincible2000 vero, vero... è un gran peccato che non si sia mai vista in italia questa serie..ma mi sa che metà dell'umorismo verrebbe rovinato nel doppiaggio, quindi forse meglio così... intanto mi sono preso il cofanetto con le prime 4 serie..cerco le altre :P

[SilverTounge85]

Haha, Gruber at 1:56. :D

[MsSarjen]

@SilverTounge85 also his face at 2:30 - wonderful :)

[XSunacX]

Bertorelli and Crabtree=THE BEST

[ManfredRS]

How can anybody dislike this video? 2:10 :D

[teebee1984]

@ManfredRS I agree. It's harmless and very funny.

[teckluver97]

i totally with you @Madridistakevin

[conservativist]

I heard about you from the general :)

[1234Agen]

''Tisa my desk''

''No tisa my desk''

[margaretjackson6671]

this show cracks me up...a laugh a minute

[yogurt112]

...che pronuncia!

[doureuh]

yeah this Bertorelli is perfect, but the new one is a bad actor

[MrShotgunJake]

what-a mistake-a to make-a

[Dobojlija4ever]

My heart go : boom didi boom, didi boom..... :-)

[Gissedk]

love strohm when Bertorelli wants his desk. He is like a child... this is my desk..

these are for service in a Fiat... LOL

[nicenit]

2:08 <3

[kariakuta]

this captain Bertorelli is so much better then the one that replaced him.

[ghhg44]

boem di di beom di di boem

[CraZyCoN500]

"I herd about you from the genarel..."

"this is gruber...."

"i ah......i herd about YOU from the genarel...."

very funny show, trying to get them all on dvd

[gillesowns]

i love allo allo, i stay up to midnight just to watch it here in belguim:D every other weekday lol

[SirHawkeyeWho]

LOL

"And ze bottom ones?"

"They are for servicing Fiats." xPPP

[Miguelito174]

Whatta mistaka de maka. whahahaha

I lova the capitan Bertorelli. Hesa my favorite.

Capiche

[cujocujocujocujocujo]

They should kicked the replacement

[bertyisaustin]

bum di-di bum :D

[cujocujocujocujocujo]

Good.

[inkupaator]

what a misteka to makea :D he is freaking hilarious. for me the best sidcom ever made

[vmikozod]

Cpt.Bertorelli is my second fav.character in the show :D (the first is Gruber of course:D)

[cursedfrombirth]

This-a my desk? No, this-a MY desk, classic

[PrussianAngel94]

fuck you anglish racists!We have all what what a nation can desiderate !!!!You're just envious!!!!

[johnnyricoMC]

Absolutely no sense of humour x-/

[johnnyricoMC]

It appears PrussianAngel94 doesn't know the meaning of comedy.

[PrussianAngel94]

oh it's true so we can make a film were the Americans are terrorists, warmongers, obese with a lot of bad jokes and this is not antiamericanism eh?

[cursedfrombirth]

This has nothing to do with America, It is a British comedy about world war 2, and it's not rascist, this show makes fun of all the nationalities, the english (british), the italians, the germans and the french. It wasn't created to offend one particular race, it makes fun of everyone equally.

[Miguelito174]

I fully agree. They just making some silly stereotypes. And I reallu liked it.

British comedy's are the best, yes they are.

And if you don' like it.

Chouf chouf, like Leftenand Grüber said.

[grumpone]

@cursedfrombirth What race?? being Italian is not a race. It is a NATIONALITY. Participants in this show are one race - caucasian i.e. - white.

[cursedfrombirth]

@grumpone yeah you're right there, I meant nationality, as I said nationality earlier in the comment, my mistake.

[hellbenttexasman]

@PrussianAngel94: I don't know...can you do it where it's funny? If so, then it's parody. Parody is always better when there's a kernel of truth (or imagined truth) to it.

[Miguelito174]

I guess you're a frustrated little nazi kid aren't you?

[PrussianAngel94]

no i am not but i now this video from a friend of mine he thought he was racistic and so i don't thought the real sense of this video and if you think i am a nazi my uncle was a head in the italian red brigades in cold war and i hate nazifascists

[redxenos]

Whata mistaka da maka! :D

[mininow]

That's how i learned it and remembered for life.

[medieval1692]

so dam funny

[zhaamon]

boom titty boom.....titty boom

[pailhead11]

I mean gavin richards or whatever this actor is called with the other one who played bertorelli.

[firestormleader]

@pailhead11 Why the heck couldn't Gavin Richards stay on as Bertorelli? The other guy who played the part sucked compared to him! It's the same with LeClerc the old guy; every other actor who replaced the original actor Jack Haig sucked compared to him. But at least there they had a god reason to replace Haig: he died.

[Stenbrotsgatan]

@firestormleader Agree with you regarding the replacement of Gavin Richards....Roger Kitter was no way near. LeClerc is a different story. Jack Haig died and was replaced by Derek Royle, who ALSO died after just one season....he was then replaced by Robin Parkinson who was a younger man with make up to look like an older man. Whereas Jack Haig and Derek Royle were naturally old.

[Darkstar263]

Same goes for the guy who played Herr Flick in the final series, he was crap.

Shame Richard Gibson left the show. He was perfect as Herr Flick.

[teamrocket87]

@Darkstar263 in singapore they show old seasons of allo allo but i don't think they showed the "new"herr flick yet though lol(can't remember)

[Darkstar263]

@teamrocket87

You aren't missing much, I've seen clips of Richard Gibson's replacement of Herr Flick, David Janson. He just isn't as good as Richard.

I haven't seen Series 9 yet, so I can't give David a proper chance.

[lardonirdesco]

@Darkstar263 Series 9 is tollerable but nowhere near as good as the earlier series. They started repeating jokes and to watch it felt a little stale. David Janson is not as good as Richard Gibson that is clear to see but to be fair he was trying to fill some huge shoes. So credit to him for his effort.

[marchovens]

haha he kissed everybody nd who want to be kissed he give a hand hahaha

[pailhead11]

does anyone have an idea why was he replaced by a different actor?

[sunburningstare]

do you mean officer crabtree by the italian officer ?

[Razor1262]

I feel sorry for gruber

[BossRoss999]

i am part italian but i don't find it offensive

[F4Wildcat]

euhm why should you be offended?

This guy is awesome! Wich means italians are awesome!

[BossRoss999]

what i mean is that they are taking the mic out of the italians and alot of ppl would find that offensive but i don't

[sylarxxxx]

Allo Allo took the mick out of every nationality that was in the show, including the British. And it was a British show.

[OldSchoolRasslin]

@sylarxxxx

Were there ever any American characters in the show?

[Stazzo82]

when American soldiers die, I always exult

[msinvincible2000]

oh, poor Gruber!

[uberglocken]

maka dee mistaka !!!!!!!!!! class !

[SuperSonic44]

1:57 = Priceless

[AlexDeLargeisHere]

Hilarious, I laughed the hardest at that point

What-a Mistake-a to make-a.

[Mikosyko]

boom diddy boom....... diddy boom :P

[TitchTV]

He was a man for all thee beuuuuteefool laydees!

[coruscantplanet]

"These are for servicing Fiat's" lol

[burnleyfan11965]

Love the episode where Bertorelli has to marry Edith under orders of Klinkerhoffen.and he asks for a medal and klinkerhoffen says u certainly deserve one.bertorelli was fantastic

[Drowfan]

Alberto rocks! :)

[EthiopiaIsLovely]

Service in Fiats... I couldn't help but laugh.

[BossRoss999]

i don't get that joke

[sylarxxxx]

I think it was meant to be heard as "Servicing Fiats".

[MiAnKa71]

Hilarius.All the officers in Italia,are they same kind like Bertorelli? XD

[EngagedWithLarxene]

I embrace your mother-in-law :D

In my opinion one of the funniest moments in entire series

[F4Wildcat]

Iya Embraca Your Wife!!! SSSMMMOH Iya embraca Your Motha-In Law!

ooh captian bertorelli, you are my favorite Allo Allo character =)

[SuperSonic44]

Gruber's face at 1:58 is priceless!

[dminalba]

The funny thing is Gavin Richards later was in EastEnders as Terry

[nicklad23]

does anyone know what series it was when he shot the duck off the roof?

[britishoceanliners]

5 I think

[F4Wildcat]

It appears on Episode 9 of Season 5.The name is "The generals conference"And one of the most awesome Bertorelli scenes :)

[guguigugu]

i heard about YOU from the colonel

LOL

[deathroman13]

sad:P

[mollydollydaydream]

my dad is in the play version of allo allo

hes playing bertorelli

its so funny (:

best line by him is

"you are to fasta for my pasta"

x

[ntakaka]

for years i've been loving that line LOL xD

[lordilujah]

worse thing was to replace this absolutely hilarious bertorelli with the desperatley trying to be funny one , mamma mia the beautiful laiiidee

[trumsolon]

Totally agree. The first Bertorelli was hilarious, and the second wasn't even close. Same with Leclerc. Jack Haig owned everyone.

[lardonirdesco]

Same again with Otto Flick. in the last series.

[masameus]

Captain Bertorelli is a funny character, not to mention a total man-babe!

[StJohn12Care]

My favourite Bertorelli line : "From there, you hide in the Margarine factory, which belong to my aunty Flora"

[MadridistaKevin]

Bertorelli "the feathered wop"is such a funny character, one of my favourites from 'Allo'Allo. One the other hand, the other Bertorelli(from season 7) was boring in my opinion

[matt2house]

i quite agree with u