"Girls"

[scottbox360]

Tits or gtfo

[pvt3lm0]

Everyone who posts after this sucks dick

[jaimex27]

SEX BALOONS XDXDXD LKAJL

[belladepadella4]

673 girlz spoke 2 chief b3fore he was trained by 4rbitr

[sniperperbucky101]

343 industries 3:15

[metalalan]

@cryptoarbiter Nope, I'm the smart one too.

[metalalan]

@WithSomeSpareTime No. It was just a running gag that when it was night, the clock would always say 3:43. As in 343 guilty spark.

[BiItSe]

The last lune made my year!!

[DeathByChezBurgr]

lolwut? in the credits it says "American Woman-Jimi Hendrix" ROFLMAO American Woman is by The Guess Who, HUUUUUURRRR DURRRRRR

[DeathByChezBurgr]

it was 3:43 lol

[I4mI3ack]

sex balloons LOL

[eaglearthur14]

0.00

[l3lackl3]

Nipples got me lol

[luiscoyote117]

Hahahahahaha

[Ezio9heAssassin]

Hahaha awesome. The older ones were the best!

[MegaDeth13itch]

Seck ballonz!!! Lmao!! XD

[taipan2021]

lol out loud lol these older seasons will always be better than jons newer seasons. i miss his old style. i dont like it how he uses more in game action and less puppet action.

[ndkpokemon]

thumbs up if you hate ads!!

[arraneeno]

I mean nipples. Lol

[Themanoflol1]

Ok... What the F*CK is this?!\

OMG LOL

[WithSomeSpareTime]

What the fuck 3:43 on the clock, like 343 industries. John predicted the future.

[shuff0lb0t]

this is probably the only episode i know that chief gets smart and spells every word right in a parragraph

[shuff0lb0t]

0:44 skip into if you wish.

[magicalloveanime]

Tits or gtfo Lmao!!!!!

[h4xR4noobs]

@jonathanaviles lmao thats my favortie part "lolwut?"

[BR0K3NB0TTL35]

Arbiter: Did you use the whole thing?

Chief: Ya, TOOK LEIK HALF A GOD DAM HOUR

lol'd

[MrJokerOWNS776]

may i say u hav beutiful eyes... I MEAN NIPPLES!

[PainCake1337]

"SEX BALOONZ"

WHAT.

[MrFrenchbear]

Funny how it's 3:43 in the morning when chief is chatting and how 343 industries has bought out the halo franchise...

[electroenzo]

@MrFrenchbear He.......knew? :O

[Munny603]

@MrFrenchbear It's not a coincidence, I assume you know that 343 guilty Spark is the floaty orb thing that forge balls are based off of ( if so, disregard the first sentence as this implies that you understand the joke Jon made).

[ForgeMaps101]

You have beautiful eyes... I mean nipples!! Ha

[shaunleechinkang]

i think the best map to date is on heretic

[jonathanaviles1]

at the chat

chief:hey sexy gurl

girl:hey

chief:sup

chief:nm.....so wut r u wearing lol?

girl:bra and panties, u lol :P?

chief: mark IV mjolnir armer

girl: lolwut

LOLOLOLOLOL

[direpenguin1]

343 on the clock! 0.0

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

it so fun to play the Halo CE Anniversary and watch thiss :D

[overlorrd53]

whoa 5:01 cheif is useing proper english

[X7XyourselfX7X]

chief blew it at 6:23

[shaunleechinkang]

CH33F:y hello thar may i say u have beautiful eyes.....i mean nippples

Arby:on for god's sake

CH33F:LOL

[shaunleechinkang]

or maybe dating on guardian?lol

[iamuriah]

@shaunleechinkang dating on Cold storage that would be a twist,

[shaunleechinkang]

Dating on last resort?

[789JOE789]

arbiter: wow Jon must have bought her today

Chief: get out mai wy fagg0t i sor her 1st -thorws arbiter off table- ROFL

[xKRAZYRICANx]

wow, thumbs up for being 2012 and still watching this video :)

[tankslayer100]

wow, on the clock it had 3:43 for 343 industries

[KoPT01]

@tankslayer100

Guilty Spark, bro. 343i did not exist yet.

[tankslayer100]

@KoPT01 i know but it seemed so weird i saw that

[ABrothersProduct]

may i say u have beutifull eyes........ im mean nipples lololololololol

[RVBcaboose1000]

u have beutifil eyes.....I M33N NIPPLES

[hj7397]

This was the first episode of the series I ever watched.

[117ReApEr324]

What the name of the songs?

[MartyZiinema]

@117ReApEr324 some of'em are made by himself I think, dunno which one thooo

[MTWLeonidas]

You have beautiful eyes. I mean nipples

O for gods sake

Lulz

[MTWLeonidas]

You have b

[SevillaMiguey]

you know i love this and 1 thing i loves this arby n chief girls

[Legolas787TTofTW]

the end was so awesome xD "may i say you have nice eyes." "i mean nipples" xD im rofling got problems writing this comment

[monster9630]

its called marketing dipshit...

[Acryllix]

3:18 343

[animeroxas]

loll i called them sex balloons when i was ten XD thanks chief lol

[BulletJesus]

Lololol sex balloons

[MrSniperXcon]

Lololololol x3

[dragone521]

nice eyes .......... i mean niples lolololololololololololollolol­olololololololollololololololo­lo

[SwecarinaTV]

From now on I'm going to say secks ball00ns instead of condoms, that made me laugh so hard.

[pokemonbattlertom]

This is better than new arby n the ch33f but the new is still good

[cryptoarbiter]

3:15 Was i the only one who got the 343 guilty spark reference?

[kristianleader11]

baloons it`s great omg that was fucking lololololololololllol chief u suck arbiter ur great

[TheDarkOnes4]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[tom24v2]

the clock is 343 lol

[ItzTheX]

"You have beautiful eyes.... I MEAN NIPPLES" XD

[junk11111111]

i keep coming back to watch this episode every now and again...definitely a classic

[Jbartels12]

Oh never mind the clock said 3:43, sorry.

[Jbartels12]

OMFG! When the clock in this video said 3:48, I turned to the clock and my clock said 3:47!!!!!!!!!

[JaoquinQ]

why does this have so many views? It's not that great

[AgeOfSpartans]

Lmfao!

I must sey you hav beutiful eyez,

I M33N N1PPLEZ

LOLOLOLOLOL

[MrRottingflesh]

TITS OR GTFO !1

[wasssssuppppppp]

I can imagine John going out to buy those condoms-

*John puts extra large condoms on counter

Storekeeper: Ahh, someones getting lucky tonight.

John: No, I'm putting them on my action figures.

[XxAlex010]

@wasssssuppppppp lol i guess she is gonna be some old lady that was turned on by t3h condoms lol :( =))

[ryancruz891]

@wasssssuppppppp *Jon

[MCPlayer117]

Get out of mai fucking way! lolol

[ASquareTaco]

He puts the condom over his head lol

[guitarzarmad]

This intro is annoying after the new one.

[alexman9000]

people pleease dont thumbs up a reply, its just easier for all of us.

[MrAndeweg]

6:08 I rofl'd hard

[The1337GangsterPanda]

@MrAndeweg Ya me too.

[XXxMYCHEMxXX]

The only show where i can tolerate 240p.........

[RBKluuzGH]

Back when A&C was funny :(

[redwaterlain99]

Chief:u have beautiful eyes...I mean nipples...lolololololololololo­lololollololol!

[iReapZxx]

Arbiter: "What are those?"

Chief: "Secks Baloonz."

The best quote in Arby and the Chief.

[toneo41]

@iReapZxx y u lie? u lie lik a fli wit a b00g3r in its i

[kaze295]

3 years on youtube and this still machinima next to rvb halo has 2 of the greatest machinima under its belt

[ECHO7AIRSOFT]

Idk why, but this one is my favorite.

[RockerDoctor4]

How much money does Jon make from Youtube?

[01oo011]

the episode number is in the credits

[Grimjawbitesyou]

What episode is this? And how can you tell witch one it is!

[Emily76110]

? hmmmm x

[toiletbrush169]

you have beautiful eyes... i mean nipples XD

[poofy100889]

ok....what the Hell are those?

secks baloonz

[kingcamilo]

these videos have the best soundtracks

[gerret78]

at 0:55 i hope im invited loler cakes

[gerret78]

mi namz iz master ch3if

[matteoarts]

LOL 6:08

[SniperNoble6]

secks Ball0onz ! LoL

[7Jamal8]

@k1n3v OMG WTF WHY?XD are u stupppppid? or a redard

[Gamejunkiey]

what the song during the montage?

[HPFPpro]

@Gamejunkiey morning train, shenna easton

[Richnerd411]

thumbs up if laughed so hard ou fell over when he typed "pics nao!"

[rocketmail991]

cracked up so bad when chief shoved arbiter out of the way at end

[touchabledonkey]

i just put icy hot on my nipples.... im regreting this desicion....

[k1n3v]

everytime i see these old episodes i cry...

[DrPepperDERF]

i mean nipples!

[hello2746]

i would laugh if the person under the pink armor is donut from red vs blue. LOL

[WolfsInsanity]

Did anyone notice that he got the armor type wrong? Isn't he wearing VI?

[09AZ311]

At 3:44 when cheif is wearing a condom on his head, implies that he is a dick head lol

[trainknut]

@09AZ311 i k r

[vegeta353658]

Dear Jon,

please make Chief talk like that again, just for one episode.

[JSac64]

if this was on TV everynight, i would definitely watch.

[darkbringer117]

Is it only but don't you guys think that wrapping a condom around your action figure kinda weird????

[CYDAQUIL123]

olololololo

[RyoReznor]

3:17 = 343

[h1ppidippi]

@RyoReznor coincidence? I think not!

[AiBoyJeLeeft]

somebody knows the song around 05:10????

[742wei]

What's the song at 4:00

[Plymouthduster30]

I mean nipples

[ironman45football]

"What the FUCK is this." lol

[LaxBroNC]

Lmao

[montrellc1]

Lololololoololololol smiley face

[rodeney33]

4:32 LOL

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

PICS NAO

[alessando97000]

why did jon have condoms in the first place

[MrAnonymous9898]

@alessando97000 Just in case he got some poon.

[PoopKisser]

ghahaha

[8000SkateorDie]

nipples....xD

[XModernGuyX]

My fav part was when arby was beating up chief

[Thundrfang]

wow cool. john must've bought her-

i saw her first get out of my fucking way faggot!

[iTzATLclutch]

This is the only episode where master chief talks proper english lol

[THEKINGOFBULLDOGS]

MAY I SAY THAT YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES..............I MEAN NIPPLES

[yolor7]

Cancel

[Dgamer21]

i like the use of white wedding in the beginning lol

[nothinglord0]

Chief: "less than 3"

Subtitle: "< 3."

[WyvernZack]

Coincidence that the clock displayed the time as 3:43? As a reference to guilty spark or just an accident I wonder...

[xseantheprawnx]

guys, srsly, is there anyway to sub only to arby n the chief, not all machinima?

[jordanwatkin1998]

@xseantheprawnx  sub to the creator

[glenloovens1]

@xseantheprawnx click the blue name at the top mate and click sub

[xseantheprawnx]

@glenloovens1 thank you mate =) bless

[glenloovens1]

@xseantheprawnx no problem mate :)

[JV0694]

TITS OR GTFO

[FireFightFilms99]

FUCK ON LIVE.

[noah12301]

Sex Ballonz LOL. Does anyone know an easy way to download the Microsoft voices? I'm having trouble

[Smithsjohn25]

Hello thar

You have buetiful eyes....................……..

I mean nipples

[MicrosoftMasterCheif]

ah ha 240p we meet agen.

[MrCoolj117]

thumbs up if your girlfriend watched this and never made u a sandwich again

[robertby1208]

muy bueno



[IRACourageWolf]

"what are you wearing?" "mark iv mjolnir armer" LOL

[kingcamilo]

@IRACourageWolf armor* sorry i couldnt help it

[IRACourageWolf]

@kingcamilo I only put it like that because that's what it said in the caption. I'm sorry I could not fulfil all of your needs with that comment. If you would like compensation, just have your people contact my people.

[kingcamilo]

@IRACourageWolf yeah i was about to apologize untill your turned out a dick about it.

[IRACourageWolf]

@kingcamilo **until ** you **to be ; I just didn't feel that it was such a big deal.

[Marcusianery]

@kingcamilo armour*

[kingcamilo]

@Marcusianery im not in teh UK, sir

[Marcusianery]

@kingcamilo Nor am I. But dont tell us how to spell armour when we can spell it armor and armour and both is correct.

[kingcamilo]

@Marcusianery well then why did you tell me to spell it amour if had it correct the first time? youre contradicting your own comment, you super smart person. by the way he spelt it armer thats why i told him.

[Xtmawx402]

@kingcamilo Capital letters after full stop.

[kingcamilo]

@Xtmawx402 Sure thing, brother.

[jokkepokke95]

@kingcamilo

Couldn't*

[kingcamilo]

@jokkepokke95 Sir, yes, sir!

[jokkepokke95]

@kingcamilo

;D

[TheYuuzhan]

The clock said 3:43 A.M.....

[thecrazyevilleaf]

Satan dislikes this rofl chief cud kick his ass

[thecrazyevilleaf]

@thepokecardcollector Jon still makes them he stopped recently (around endgame where he was finished with the series) machinnima started making the la series

[Zombiesavage100]

SKIP INTRO AT 0:45

[MOESEWICHt1]

brings back so many old memories. playing halo3 online, flaming french ppl with the headset (:D) and eating pizza! haha

[lambovsatan225]

Please. somebody with great knowledge tell me, Why was Arby 'n' The Chief stopped being directed by John a.k.a. DigitalPh33r?

Machinima RUINED IT!.

[ThePokeCardCollector]

@lambovsatan225 WTF REALLY? i thought it was still directed from him, no wonder why newer episodes have gotten too serious

[lambovsatan225]

@ThePokeCardCollector Ikr!? Suddenly, Chief wins at arguements against Arbiter and every episode just isn't as funny anymore. Ahh well.. we still got episodes like "Wedding" to remind us what this show used to be.

[ThePokeCardCollector]

@lambovsatan225 yeah, now its all "OMFG TOSERS ARE AN INTERNATIONAL POLICE AGAINST CHAOS THEOSIS HACKERS WHO ARE RUNNING US DOWN AND THEN SHUT DOWN THE SERVER BY BANNING EVERYONE WHILE SEEMING TO BE DRAMATIC AS ALL HELL"

ya i dont like that as much as it was :'(