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  • unintelligent and not amusing finches!

  • yes because mathematicians totally studied Biology and evolution and the complex branching of genes and other evidence. I guess its their Saturday afternoon hobby!

  • It's crude to try to change a cow into a whale... OK

  • its like going againts gravity sciencetist would just laugh at you

  • Wow, a cthulu reference, i was waiting for that, seems to be the new hitler.

  • "Yeah it would take billions of years to do something like th-- uh oh!..."

    LOL love this!

  • Aquaman dunnit!

  • I could turn a car into a submarine without completely redesigning it... I already have a basic system for steering, I just need to add in a couple of directions. Other than that, the basic form is already there, strengthened to be able to withstand pressure, and get an air tank. This isn't that much of a change, and that's just going straight from land to sea, which evolution doesn't claim happens. It's not great for the environment, but it'll get better with modifications (evolution).

  • Given the contents of the fossil record (regarding the rise and diversification of mammals--and now no fewer than 5 transitional proto-whale-like ancestors), and the incontrovertible fact that whales ARE mammals, I'd like to know Berlinski's theory on what POSSIBLE mechanism could give rise to whales OTHER than evolution. Really, what are the possibilities?

    There simply ARE no possibilities other than some cosmic joker dropping off increasingly diversified mammals on earth on a regular basis.

  • Life under the sea was made by Cthulhu...roflmao

    Fthagn  FTW

  • you can lead a cow to water, but you cant make it suck your cock

  • Wrong again! How do you think the members of Westboro Babtist Church breed?

  • @Wezzipooh You could try. A calf will suck most anything.

  • The next person to blaspheme in John von Neumann in such a way gets eaten by a panda.

  • absolutely marvellous humor - you've won 5 stars and another subscriber, keep finching creationist crap! ;D

  • WWAD. . . What Would Aquaman Do?

  • @LogicIsDying

    lol

  • just bought one of your teeshirts, put my money to good use. :)

  • Hey man, thanks!

  • Who gives a rat's ass if a MATHEMATICIAN disagrees with a theory in BIOLOGY?

  • Pythagoras... I'm quite certain he would care.

  • Eh, Pythagoras would have cowered in fear at my 12-sided die.

  • Of course, Aquaman did it! I get it now. It all makes perfect sence now.

  • And YOU thought he could just talk to fish!

  • @GoblinXXX

    Whales, Berlinski, and Aquaman... now it makes sense!

  • i hate this burlynsky guy. seriously. more than hoovind or gammon. i would really kick his ass with a special boot, just as seen in the memorable simpsons episode...

  • Since creationists got no scientific proof that a god exists, the only thing they can do is to disprove other theories.

    They're thinking backwards.

    Why not try to progress instead? It's like, creationists think that they will come to a magical paradise when they die, therefor they don't have to progress and make the best out of their life while THEY are still alive. So they try to disprove anything that is trying to help our world evolve to something better.

  • I've got this theory about christians.

    They often ask atheists if they are afraid to die, and often the answer is "Yes".

    Everyone knowing the concept of life and death has been afraid to die.

    I think though, that it's the "believers" that is the most scared of death. I'm not talking about hell now, i'm talking about how they DO NOT know that there is a god. They say they can feel it in their hearts, but they can't prove god anymore than atheists can.

  • I'm afraid to die.

    I've also sometimes have times in my life wheere i'm afraid of living, which, to me, is worth. I believe that my existence ends when i die, so i feel i need to live my life to the fullest.

    That's not always too easy when you've got Agoraphobia.

    I'm sorry that i went off on a little rant here, just felt that i needed to ease the pressure alittle^^. Also, im not trying to be disrespectful, i just think we can progress as a soceity if we stop trying to disprove each other

  • ...and instead look forward to progressing.

    Thanks.

  • I'll bet you would cringe at any sort of rebuttal. Fortunately for you, this is a clearly designated comedy channel. The finches are here to point and laugh not offer scientific input. That's what scientists are for. Sort of in the way a mathematician isn't qualified to discuss matters of biology. Go crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out from, and don't forget to fuck off on the way there.

  • Whales evolved from cows? what the fuck is this tool on.

    Subscribed.

  • You guys are made of God Tier and win!

  • If the one in the middle has a broken beak, how does he eat and breath, and other science facts?

    (SCIENCE facts, not convenient postulations and open ended absolutes like that creationist)

  • "If the one in the middle has a broken beak, how does he eat and breath, and other science facts?

    (SCIENCE facts, not convenient postulations and open ended absolutes like that creationist) "

    Just repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, and I should really just relax."

  • Why does he keep comparing a whale to a cow?

  • Should have waited until the end - turns out the 'tard thinks whales evolved from cows.

  • You guys rock ... SUBSCRIBED.

    Space Science Theatre mixed with Creatards! BRILLIANT! An 'Evolutionary' idea :)

  • Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

  • Hi, can u dial up the volume on the creotards? It's hard to hear what ur actually pwning without making the finches deafening. :)

    BTW awesome stuff. keep 'em coming.

  • I fully agree.....very funny,but the original track needs to be bumped up some so the finches dont just bury the speaker........

  • Totally like MST3K! I love it

  • Oh man, this looks like it's going to be great. It's like Beavis and Butthead! I'm subscribing.

  • It's really not hard to imagine a land creature becoming a sea creature what with the Sealions having whiskers.

  • thank, but the video is still great! good job : )

  • those videos are really really good, i just wish i could hear those idiots make their points more clearly...

  • Yeah, being an animator and not a sound person, it took us a few attempts to get it right. Also I stopped using a terrible terrible USB mic and ponied up for a good one. So we should be good from now on:)

  • 5 starred for use of the word "cornucopia."

  • Hay guise i has degree. u r wrong.

  • lol, so his fellow duches can answer his call to arms. he is a member of a seeeeeecret club of morons, and the pen thing is like the secret handshake.

  • Wow, for a mathematician, he sure can't reason. it's not completely hard to understand. You start with a land animal that hunts at the ocean's edge. The animal's offspring have tiny variances. If the change helps the offspring, it gets passed on. If the goal is to catch fish, then each generation will be slightly more adapted to the water.

    We have transitional fossils of whales and seals. And we know the process that powers these changes, it's called NATURAL SELECTION.

  • He's part of the "Discovery" Institute. More like Retardation Institute if you ask me.

  • I wonder just how many "discoveries" they've made so far...My guess is absolutely none.

  • Sound quality isn't as good as the others, and the balance is way off. The finches are way too loud and needs an anti-reverb filter while the guy on screen is way too quite.

  • well since he has dropped so many cows into the ocean, we better listen to him.

  • Ha!  You got finched, bitch!

  • that there's some good finching!

  • All hail Aquaman!

  • Aha! I love it. You seem to nail the presentation well for this,if anything I would suggest having more different voices for the Finches. So you can tell which one is speaking without watching. Kind of like MST3K, you can tell whos Crow, Tom or whatnot.

  • (Falsetto british accent) A BUFFALO IN AN AQUALUNG!!!

  • yay, more finches, can you please work on balancing the sound better? his clip is way quiet, you guys are way loud.

  • why is he holding the pen like that?

    what a shit hole, and im not talking about the ones that are fun to fuck!

    fuckin stupid

  • Darwin's finches. Interesting concept.

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