wow this is stupid is does not depend on the detail you know it depends on how fun it is you just fucos on the detail way to much you don't real lise how fun it is take a break and play the game how your spust to ok
I think im in love, i look for detail in games but also i would like the gameplay to at least be balanced instead of having a really good looking game with shit controls, story, physics, and other crap.
funny as heck. This is one where I actually kind of agree with you. I too was disappointed with bioshock after hearing so many good things about it. Though I thoroughly enjoyed the atmosphere and backstory, the actual gameplay seemed pretty lackluster to me. It didn't help my Xbox couldn't seem to run it properly >.>
Sooooo in a game where biological abominations run amuck and try to kill you, you complain about the windows not being realistic? I mean they could be made of plexy glass and be really thick. And they never mentioned how far down the city was, It can't be that far down considering you get there in a matter of minutes. Not trying to insult your logic just saying that there are other possibilities you may not have considered.
@foxbruner That's just my point. It could be completely made up considering the other things in the game. I just do not feel you use enough logic to explain your point. Logic nazi away!
@flamezombie1 They failed to remember that when a window is under water and you look through it, there will be no ripple effect. Like a fish tank. It's stupid.
@flamezombie1 then they should have ben explained in the game more. i mean she did say she was SO addicted to paying attention to evrything. and by god it doesnt matter how things got mutated to the way they r, it just happened, there is a reason these things r called FICTION. i h8 ppl like u who see some1 whose a bit literal, then u think that the solution to making them understand is by critisizing them for being literal by being MORE LITERAL.
@Venomine95 Exactly what you just said. It's FICTION. Which means that THINGS AREN"T REALISTIC. Which means windows don't have to break. You just defeated yourself.
.........this is likely going to sound stupid, but are you just using an audio program to change the sound of your voice, or have you been injured in such a way that you need to use a machine to speak, like the esteemed Mr. Hawking? Either way, it sounds awesome.
I only just discovered you Jalyss. And then I find out that you're on Hiatus! D: Tell me, what kind of twisted world is this!? I wanna hear about more things you dislike! :) Well till that next faithful time when I hear of things you utterly dislike, BANG.
Ha, Jalyss makes me laugh with her over-seriousness and slightly violent undertones, and Fox always makes me laugh because of how stupidly random he is. Love the comic.
While I am certain there ARE potential transparent materials that can withstand extreme pressure, windows, being a solid surface, will not allow for ripples. Yes, that lovely ripple effect makes it LESS realistic.
actually windows arent made of pure glass (nerd coming in) there made of plexiglass wich is much stronger than glass. and sometimes there made of even stronger material that i dont know the name to...
This fails to mention that there are 5-6 types of splicera, security turrets and bots, and various bosses and minibosses. Also, if you listen to all of the audio tapes, it explains alot of the impossibilities of the design of Rapture in what is a "Science-Fiction" horror game. Also, those so called "ants" get alot tougher as the game progresses, becoming harder to kill, espcially on Hard mode without Vita Chambers
My little niggle is not being able to play Bioshock at all, I have it, just will not install due to the craptastic copy protection the idiots used, and their entire company and forums seem either unwilling or unable to help. Thinking of actually pirating the game (that I own... something is wrong with this picture...) just so I can play it...
Nicely done! It is interesting to have a voice to go along with the rants. Even if it is a robotic and emotionless one. Strange how well it actually works out.
in society we have a branch off stereotype you fit in. now I won't say what branch you are. but here's a clue. u branch off from Emo. yes thats right there are sub branches in emo. folks and this person is one of those examples. not only does he or she wish to cut themselves but they wish to do this to the rest of the world. for they believe none of us are actually happy. *shrug* I still prefer regular emo. at least they know that if they die they don't have to worry about us having fun anymore.
Yeah, it's a joke. There were four YouTube accounts (including this one and L0Lmuffins) that parallel four characters that parodied the kinds of people that get into arguments in the comments section of a YouTube video. I say no more.
wow this is stupid is does not depend on the detail you know it depends on how fun it is you just fucos on the detail way to much you don't real lise how fun it is take a break and play the game how your spust to ok
9fears26 6 days ago
I think im in love, i look for detail in games but also i would like the gameplay to at least be balanced instead of having a really good looking game with shit controls, story, physics, and other crap.
More rants please?
I agree with all of these.
GodlikeGoose 1 month ago
I loved the laser Obama laser beams...
MATRIX0MAN007 1 month ago
HELL
MONEY
IM PRITTY >:D
EndureFocusEngageDie 4 months ago
You speak the truth!
I came from your another video, to check out what else you have, and *BAM*!
This is actualy the horrific truth of the game. :D
That's why I stopped playing it when i reached the half of the game.
PROMyLoL 4 months ago in playlist További videók ettől a felhasználótól: foxbruner
TITS
REAPER3382 7 months ago
holy fuck this is beast
TylerJaden24 9 months ago
What's that song at the end?
edfreak9001 1 year ago
I like the video, but its just the voice... that voice...
StinkySkunk100 1 year ago
funny as heck. This is one where I actually kind of agree with you. I too was disappointed with bioshock after hearing so many good things about it. Though I thoroughly enjoyed the atmosphere and backstory, the actual gameplay seemed pretty lackluster to me. It didn't help my Xbox couldn't seem to run it properly >.>
Jimera0 1 year ago
You forgot to mention the robot enemies, though they only amount to flying machine guns.
losokesh13 1 year ago
Sooooo in a game where biological abominations run amuck and try to kill you, you complain about the windows not being realistic? I mean they could be made of plexy glass and be really thick. And they never mentioned how far down the city was, It can't be that far down considering you get there in a matter of minutes. Not trying to insult your logic just saying that there are other possibilities you may not have considered.
flamezombie1 1 year ago
@flamezombie1
Glass (Or Plexiglass) Does Not Ripple
foxbruner 1 year ago 6
@foxbruner That's just my point. It could be completely made up considering the other things in the game. I just do not feel you use enough logic to explain your point. Logic nazi away!
flamezombie1 1 year ago
@flamezombie1 They failed to remember that when a window is under water and you look through it, there will be no ripple effect. Like a fish tank. It's stupid.
acdcfrigginrocks 1 year ago 8
@acdcfrigginrocks Win!
foxbruner 1 year ago
@flamezombie1 then they should have ben explained in the game more. i mean she did say she was SO addicted to paying attention to evrything. and by god it doesnt matter how things got mutated to the way they r, it just happened, there is a reason these things r called FICTION. i h8 ppl like u who see some1 whose a bit literal, then u think that the solution to making them understand is by critisizing them for being literal by being MORE LITERAL.
Venomine95 7 months ago
@Venomine95 Exactly what you just said. It's FICTION. Which means that THINGS AREN"T REALISTIC. Which means windows don't have to break. You just defeated yourself.
flamezombie1 7 months ago
@flamezombie1
"Fiction" or "fantasy" doesn't mean "Basic concepts of physics and biology should be ignored." People seem to forget this simple fact more and more.
Dendrago0 6 months ago
.........this is likely going to sound stupid, but are you just using an audio program to change the sound of your voice, or have you been injured in such a way that you need to use a machine to speak, like the esteemed Mr. Hawking? Either way, it sounds awesome.
Shenaldrac 1 year ago
this is so true about bioshock lol
dervish2173 1 year ago
true but when you exit the mini sub you can't have the water... you have to keep moving forward at first otherwise YOU WILL DROWN!!!!
Dunndeer 1 year ago
What kind of properly seasoned pie do you prefer?
TammoKorsai 1 year ago
1:10 yahtzee! :)
Coldfear0108 1 year ago
You need to actually make a video about giving credit to properly seasoned pies
TubularBroccoli 1 year ago
hmmm.. i dislike this
mrcrazybadaze 1 year ago
When you do the computer animation(not the color pencil one)
jalyss looks hot :)
Coldfear0108 1 year ago
I only just discovered you Jalyss. And then I find out that you're on Hiatus! D: Tell me, what kind of twisted world is this!? I wanna hear about more things you dislike! :) Well till that next faithful time when I hear of things you utterly dislike, BANG.
AnbuIce 1 year ago
Ha, Jalyss makes me laugh with her over-seriousness and slightly violent undertones, and Fox always makes me laugh because of how stupidly random he is. Love the comic.
pikminfan1998 1 year ago
PAPER!!
HazMatMedia 2 years ago
I'm a huge Bioshock fan, but damn, I loved this review. So much hilarious awesomeness.
"Failing to include a projector made me die a little" <- you and me both. It really is baffling how they missed some of these big, obvious details...
AgentTwiggy 2 years ago
That was so amazing awesome!! I must subscribe after this!
1Hero333 2 years ago
Sounds like GlaDOS. :D :D
Anything that sounds like GlaDOS gets major points from me.
balrogthane 2 years ago
These windows could be forcefields. Pressures at the bottom of the ocean are pretty big
FreeFireFull 2 years ago
While I am certain there ARE potential transparent materials that can withstand extreme pressure, windows, being a solid surface, will not allow for ripples. Yes, that lovely ripple effect makes it LESS realistic.
Also, I found this game by-and-large boring.
Eagle0600 2 years ago
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Dude, Fox, is Jalyss like that all day?
5pikey8lur 2 years ago
I've never played Bioshock....I watched someone play it.....and I didn't like it just from looking at it.
RabidKanid 2 years ago
actually windows arent made of pure glass (nerd coming in) there made of plexiglass wich is much stronger than glass. and sometimes there made of even stronger material that i dont know the name to...
also
giant...ass...raping...drills....LAWL
shippoiscoolbitches 2 years ago
Your stuff is funny but I think you need to start doing drugs to mellow out
GeneralMills44 2 years ago
-1 Because Drugs Are Bad.
I liked the video though. 5 Stars. Especially considering all the factors.
PanAndScanBuddy 2 years ago
This chixor's a little bit freaky.
OK, psychotic and disturbing :(
kickercaster18 2 years ago
I keep watching this again and again and again...
Truly awesome. Jalyss FTW!
NeatNit 3 years ago 10
This is awesome
- Pie is yummy
zerowingR 3 years ago 6
Alright what the hell is that fox lady thing in the purple outfit suposed to be?
JimboJoy 3 years ago
Look at the girl's username and you'll understand. She simply mimics her username.
authugan 3 years ago
"Jalyss" is a member of an extraterrestrial species known as Basti.
foxbruner 3 years ago
Funny stuff, although the glados voice annoys me listen to for so long, and the glass is seen to break in bioshock right at the start.
It's just tough glass alright? :D
02browns 3 years ago
This fails to mention that there are 5-6 types of splicera, security turrets and bots, and various bosses and minibosses. Also, if you listen to all of the audio tapes, it explains alot of the impossibilities of the design of Rapture in what is a "Science-Fiction" horror game. Also, those so called "ants" get alot tougher as the game progresses, becoming harder to kill, espcially on Hard mode without Vita Chambers
Teroniss 3 years ago
nice little review
you are right in your points
but I still enjoyed it
DrMlieko 3 years ago
GAH, that comment was meant to respond to PsychoticEGG's comment. Ah well, I was referencing the comment by "fukkevery1"
CloudyObsession 3 years ago
Truly well done.
My little niggle is not being able to play Bioshock at all, I have it, just will not install due to the craptastic copy protection the idiots used, and their entire company and forums seem either unwilling or unable to help. Thinking of actually pirating the game (that I own... something is wrong with this picture...) just so I can play it...
OvermindDL1 3 years ago
Nicely done! It is interesting to have a voice to go along with the rants. Even if it is a robotic and emotionless one. Strange how well it actually works out.
Ausjin 3 years ago 3
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L0Lmuffins 3 years ago
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ombal 3 years ago
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why do you play video games?
they're dumb
and pointless
and dumb
you should do something rewarding
like acting generally apathetic
or cutting yourself
if it were me, it would be called 'fukkevery1' HATES things
and it would take a long time, because i HATE everything.
fukkevery1 3 years ago
in society we have a branch off stereotype you fit in. now I won't say what branch you are. but here's a clue. u branch off from Emo. yes thats right there are sub branches in emo. folks and this person is one of those examples. not only does he or she wish to cut themselves but they wish to do this to the rest of the world. for they believe none of us are actually happy. *shrug* I still prefer regular emo. at least they know that if they die they don't have to worry about us having fun anymore.
PsychoticEGG 3 years ago
The original post is a joke based on one of the Faulty Logic comics. ;)
Lucheek 3 years ago
Yeah, it's a joke. There were four YouTube accounts (including this one and L0Lmuffins) that parallel four characters that parodied the kinds of people that get into arguments in the comments section of a YouTube video. I say no more.
CloudyObsession 3 years ago
Wow, excellent work. It's obvious a lot of effort went into this :3
liskat 3 years ago
FL + Yahtzee reference = ah liek it.
Foxpawed 3 years ago
nice :)
ombal 3 years ago
nice work.
analytiq 3 years ago 2
That's funny...
'Teddy Bears are great 'cause they're flammable'
Ignite it then throw XP
Even Big Daddies fall to the power of the flame bear XD
p4n3d 3 years ago