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  • Anyone notice the discription where it says Freestyle "rip"

  • this dissapoints me

  • I love how everyone say kobe's getting 6! he never won 1 in his career without D Fish. Ever noticed? Hes good, but to much a ball hog & cant seem to get his career put together. Good player, but even greats went without. So dont think for a second its automatic. Kobe, tell shaq how his ass tastes!

  • HAHAHA.

    i love em, i dont leave em. I got a vasectomy , Now i cant Bread em LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • that nigga corey gunz next to him haha

  • i feel like gets away with so much, like he clearly acts like a big child and does stupid stuff yet he never hurts his own reputation.; Some people can do it

  • not bad rap but i still like Kobe but shaq won a ring after the split first

  • i never get sick of watching this lol

  • LOL nice FLow Shaq

  • Shaq is a funny nigga!!!!

  • not freestyled

  • I love when Shaq said nigga!!!

  • Ay! Kobe tell me how my ass tastes HA! (Rat Bastard)

  • 11 people know how Shaq's ass tastes

  • Shaq need to do a remix and say lebron and wade.. Tell me how my nuts taste

  • my nigga cory gunz !

  • 19 years baby!!

  • "Hey Shaq, you may be tall but your free throws always come short.

    The crowd laughs at you the way you run up and down the court.

    The next time we meet, we'll settle this in a free throw competition - whoops, that wouldn't be fair!

    Maybe before you freestyle next time you should grow some hair. Umm, not on your head but DOWN THERE!

    You aint B-I-G SHAQ, more like damn BIG MAC!

    And I hope you like that, cause that's what I call HACK-A-SHAQ

  • shaq gave a bitch a mil....i didnt do that cuz my name shaquille...

    tell 'em shaq you aint no trick

  • shaq is the MAN.......

  • this always cracks me up lmao and shout to all the lame comments talking bout kobe gonna get 6 rings this year nigga plz lols man the lakers are finished just face it

  • @cokewaveism the fuck? 6 rings this year? u do know dallas sweep LA yeah?

  • @RME7771 duh no shit A hole

  • @RME7771 duh no shit A hole

  • @cokewaveism so much fail. u know and yet u still said it.

  • Big Shaq MA NIGGA!

  • Oh b Shaq is now my favorite b-ball player even though he kinda suck.

  • CHECK IT' YA KNOW HOW IT BE, THIS YEAR KOBE COULDN'T BE NOWITSKI! UGH

  • He Should've Came Out To This At The All-Star Game. lol

  • Shaq hows it going to feel when kobe gets 6 this yr

  • @chazmoney3 How does it feel that he didnt?

  • @chazmoney3 - 6 this yr??? You shouldn't jump the gun young grasshopper cause you must feel like an ASS now! Typical KB fan as usual assuming that the championship is a given just like LA feels they can just turn it on & off during the season & then stroll into the playoffs & be there at the end! Well SWEEP away those dreams & watch your boys Go Fishin' cause 5 is where it ends for washed up KB!

  • @musiqgem lmao wait till they get howard, you clown, they will win it next yr.

  • @chazmoney3 Once again you're jumping the gun because of rumors, Dwight already stated this week that he doesn't want to go to LA. But lets see if KB is gonna try & ride the coattails of another great big man to get his rings. By the way, Howard or Gasol isn't the reason they get burned by 3 pointers & quick scoring guards!

  • @chazmoney3 Not this year kiddo!

  • oh snaps thats cory guns

    

  • @bridgebreaker1 haha thats the same thing i said! he been around longer then i thought #BlueHeartFam

  • haha U TELL EM'

  • KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!!!lol fukk kobe hatein ass!!!

  • cravity u a fuckin corn

  • insane, i want the instrumental

  • Knicks tell me how my ass taste LOL

  • i love his dance loll :p

  • haah look at shaq now....hes not even a starter any more and hes sitting behind big baby,

  • Tell me how my ass taste!!! LOL

  • Lol Kobe my main dude but this funny lol. Shaq can rap I ain't but Lakers all day!!

  • that nigga to big to hold a mic

  • taht nigga to big to hold a mic

  • FUCK YOU SHAQ!!! WHO GOT DA RINGS YOU KNOW HOW HE BE

  • Wow this is very funny lol.

  • ahahhaahhaha,,,

    funnnyy :)

    "that's like a white boy tryna be more nigga than me"

  • Kobe is god.

  • kobe can do without shaq. but song is still good :)

  • Kobe still cant do it without him lol, gasol, a loaded team, and the referees favor doesnt count

  • @Tazzarinaa FINALLY someone who talks some sense

  • @Tazzarinaa Ridiculous. What referee's favor? Did Shaq ever win without Kobe, Wade, or a loaded team? The shit you say makes no sense because Kobe won TWICE without Shaq on his team. Kobe had help, but so did Shaq.

    Kobe's 5 > Shaq's 4. Simple truth.

  • @indahplace2b Correction, shaq -3 kobe-2

    Needing the refs to win the games doesnt count as real championships

  • @Tazzarinaa Someone should teach you how to back up your arguments.

  • @indahplace2b back em up? all you have to do is look at the stat sheets, dont even have to watch the games usually lol just look at the FT differences

  • @Tazzarinaa What games? What series? Show me.

  • @indahplace2b 2002 lakers vs kings

    2009 lakers vs rockets

    2009 lakers vs nuggets

    2009 lakers vs magic

    2010 lakers vs celtics

  • @Tazzarinaa LMAO. The only series out of the ones you mentioned that ever had officiating controversies was the one in 2002, which is irrelevant since Kobe and Shaq played them together. The fact that you mention the 2009 Finals, which ended lopsidedly in FIVE games, as one of your "examples" simply shows that you have no will or ability to approach this argument rationally. If you want me to take you seriously you need to mention specific instance where there are clear issues in officiating.

  • @indahplace2b So it has to be in the media spotlight to know theres something up? and im not saying it was all just horrible phantom calls like the kings series either. Im saying the favors and non-calls

    like for example 2009 vs rockets. Kobe elbows artest and doesnt get anything because they protect him. Artest gets angry, doesnt even do anything physical (which kobe obv did) and he gets ejected. Just things like that, that anybody unbiased knows is way backwards

  • This is great this is what Kobe needs to hear

  • So true ... I wonder though. Kobe how does Gasol's ass taste ?

  • FUCK NO!! KOBE is the best basketball player ever.

    i dont even kno. thats some lil kid shit.

  • @relleo6 How dare you kobe is nothing compaired michael jordan...

  • well...it made sense back then....but shaq got his answer now. 

  • Shit terriable LMFAO!!!

  • @SamirasoFi this shit was hot

  • hahha My nigga Shaq Kobe tell me how my ass taste hahaha

  • @FortuneSquires this actually happened about a week after the lakers lost to the celtics and your gonna just now find the video and talk shit so during the time Kobe couldn't do it without shaq and shaq is better but you wouldn't know because you probably jumped on the lakers bandwagon this year

  • Funny shit. but two things to say.

    1. Kareem is better than him, shaq will never be ranked ahead of kareem.

    2. Kobe has won back to back without shaq. And he would've won 3 straight if bynum and ariza weren't hurt in the 2008 finals.

  • @FortuneSquires Bull Shit And BullShit Shaq Is Slightly Better Than Kareem

  • ya shaq actually can flow

  • Ok, let's get this straight. The best player in the NBA. He's not a forward (lebron) he's not a guard (kobe) but he is a center! DW12 baby! Dwight Howard all day every day! Dont be dissin on the magic cuz when June comes next year, they'll be the ones wrecking the net!!!

  • @FStak9 is that why the celtics shut him down without double teaming? He's inconsistent.

  • artest raps better

  • sugar boy ass nxgah!

  • aw no rings for shaq this year :(

    sad just sad

  • Lmfao, you regret sayin that now?

  • @lile2780 He got rings in miami, its no surprise he aint got rings from cleveland

  • what a duce bag but the freestyle was okay

  • Yo Shaq you big black, whack rap cat, couldn't win another ring wit Lebron on your lap. Now ya sing like you the only homey that's seen first place. Yo Shaq, tell me...how does Kobe's ass taste?

  • FUCK SHAQ

  • "last night kobe got finals mvp..well i was on my fat ass watching TV"----SHAQ

  • AWWWWEEESOMEEEEEE

  • kobe is the nº1 in lakers, but he couldn't win the rings without pau

  • @anxazo91 yea of course he couldnt win without pau, but is that bad thing? even michael jordan (the greatsest player of all time) needed an allstar with him to win.. so whats your point ?

  • @socool34534 I say this because i'm spanish and here are a lot of people that say bryant have 2 rings more and they don't talk about pau xD.

    it isn't a bad thing ovbiusly ( sorry about my english is not very good jeje)

  • @anxazo91 and jordan couldnt of won without pippen, whats your point?

  • SHAQ TELL ME HOW KOBE ASS TASTE BACK 2 BACK WITHOUT PUNKASS SHAQ. LAKERS BABY AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK SHAQ!!!!!

  • Haha shaq is better then kobe

  • "Yeah you know how i be, last week Kobe got finals mvp"

  • its just funny becuz a couple years ago, everyone was laughing WITH this shit. now every1 is laughing AT this shit. 5>4

    hahahaha

  • Kobe 5 Rings > Shaq 4 Rings

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!! This nigga is sick!!----GO LAKES SHOW!!! 2010 CHAMPS!!! singing: Shaq how does Kobe's ass tastes!!

  • Kobe up 5-4 in the ring race now, will the lead grow?

  • Kobe is so Much better. Kobe doesn't need you he got gasol and bynum that can shoot freethrows.

  • DOLCE LOUNGE WILL BE SHOWING KOBE PUNK ASS CRYING AND BOSTON WINNING THE WHOLE SHIT LOL

  • @favoriteafrican hahaha u lied

  • @jammd05 lmao watch all the uploads of these vids get flooded with new comments

  • kobe bryant sux !!!!!!

    kobe actually knows how shaq's ass tastes

    kobe cant do anythng without shaq

    hes a big fuking loser !!!!!!

  • @amol577 HA HA HA....Kobe 5 Rings Shaq 4 Rings....How did that happen if Kobe Can't win without Shaq?

  • fag kobe is way better

  • this is just sad

  • Actually Kobe "IS DOING IT" without him.. Let's see If Shaq can do it without lebron, kobe, or wade.. Lol The cock-eyed nigger couldn't even do it with nash or stoudamire.. So shaq, Can you tell everybody how kobe's dick taste? Old ass motherfucker acts like he's still in high school

  • Shaq can actually rap. Kobe? Dude fucking sucks ass. After hearing that song K.O.B.E. i've always hated that fucking piece of shit.

  • @780dlyrikal780...After listening to you whine I'm sure Kobe hates listening to you and thinks of you as a piece of $hit...I think Kobe said that you can take his 5 Rings and stick them up your As$ and Phuck Off....HA HA HA

  • LOL Lowkey shaq flow was nice this song is far better than any shaq song i ever listened to

  • now kobe can say so shaq how toes my ass taste

  • Shaq is entertainment

  • SHAQ RONG FOR DIS

  • rong for spelling. stupid

  • So kobe,.... how does the shaqtus' ass taste?

  • shaq is right being rat on but hes wrong on kobe couldnt do it with out me because he did and will do it again

  • Shaq is playing now only for fun , if he started to play seriously he would be champion again

  • LMFAO! Shaq better stick around the NBA scene after he retires! He'll always be the MAN!

  • SHAQ FUNNIEST MAN IN THE NBA!!!

  • <3 Shaq..give dah man some respect..he raps..plays bball..breaks backboards and jumps over grills haha

  • Shaq is a shell of his old self, he was the most dominant center I,ve ever seen from 96 to 2000. But now his game looks like shit. So Kobe tell him how his game tastes

  • he was still dominant until he left the lakers. i say til 03 or 04.

  • i use to fuck wit shaq hard back n the orlando days but forreal hes a nigg!!!

  • kobe tell how my ass taste shaq for MVP best center in the league he own dwight howrd soft ass

  • gay ass nigga

  • Shaq is my boy

  • well...kobe won in 2009..so what does shaq have to say now

  • The point is Kobe cant do anything without a BIG... this time he had Pau Gasol who is the most efficient player for the Lakers and one of the most efficient players in the NBA.

    Kobe aint shit without massive help, Shaq said it best... Kobe needs a horse, somebody he can ride on.

  • shaq went off

  • shaqu sucks any way

  • 1:27 Shaq bends over and cheeses saying tell me how my ass tastes. Then repeated himself. What else needs to be said?

  • LMFAO DAMN K0BE WTF U GANNA D0? XD!

  • win an olympic gold medal then win a championship ring, that's what he's going to do.

  • grammy for sure lol

  • lol so jokes

  • LMAO i noe Kobe was listing 2 diss like dammm

  • I am sooo glad that dude got a vasectomy! lol

  • he kilt this lol.....he is tighter than most of these commercial rappers out right now lol

  • Shaq is still tha amn a thta rap was off tha chain dog.

  • F U kevinbone08 you are the stupidest mo fo in thwe world

  • Okay. Shaq, what is it that makes you capable to be a horse and not I? Why are you a fuckin horse? At like 1:35

  • lol he just trying to rhyme.

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  • so kobe...how does his ass taste lol

  • wat goes around comez around. shaq disses kobe.now kobe winz without shaq and proves 2 be the best in the nba.

  • That's why the LAKERS WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!! XDDD

  • Not as good as shaq's four?...common man..at least say something intelligent. Kobe still isn't on shaq's level for rings

  • Shaq is getting number 5 he put kobe on the map. he put d wade on the map and he is gonna get lebron the championship.

  • no he didnt if dats da case he would still be in la he just mad cause kobe is the greatess lebrick is trash and overrated shaq is done

  • Kobe is good dont get me wrong i like kobe. but kobe wouldnt have 4 of his rings without shaq. same with shaq without kobe or d wade. Shaq is not overrated. He is one of the best big men ever to play in the nba so just stfu cuz u dont know wat u r talking about

  • if thats the case shaq would have 4 either lebrick is trash and cleveland got shaq 4 ticket sales

  • you couldn't have said it better. people need to realize that shaq wouldn't have won without kobe either. what was pippen without mj right? well how about what was mj without pippen?

  • he did in miami

  • word i think shaq is gonna definatly get that shit him and lebron gonna take it this year

  • come on kobe why why

    all cause u get caught gettin cheating on your wife u have to rat on shaq i dont even kno shaq other than in basketball but if i did never in hell i would rat this nigga out

  • kobe 09 champ..and more to come..

  • ROFL

  • IGNORANCE EXCHANGE

    ignorance exchange@blogspot com

    EXCHANGE IGNORANCE

  • cory gunz is the guy beside shaq... the other guy in a millie

  • gangsta

  • hehe shaq rulz

  • Classic!! "Tell me how my ass taste"

  • Sick

  • kobe tell me how my ass tastes lol lmfao

  • that shit was fuuny ass hell

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