Hummer H2, Car Review.

[extremepsychogamer]

where's the review you bitch ass?

[aleksandrgnedkov]

Лучшая техника!

[SuperMrunknown1]

This is would be a great car for me

[IMaDEM0N]

These things are built on a Chevy Silvarado Chassis...I don't want a fucking Silverado with a body kit, I WANT THE United States Armed Forces Humvee M1044, the one that has the capability to suppress land mines, the ones that have a place to mount an M134 Minigun (in case you don't know what that is, if you've ever seen the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day, the M134 Minigun is the rotating barrel belt-fed machine gun that Arnold Schwarzenegger wad carrying, shooting up the LAPD...

[MrAcer2920]

car with a solid frame and body.

manufacturercar.(com)

[Bored197272]

Where's the review?

[KillerFox47]

Mean as hell, but piss poor in both design and functionality.

[TheDraaf]

a rule for life

if u see a lot of people talking about something saying its bad just know that this thing is the best

and they just talking cause they cant get a hummer

thumps up for a hummer ...

[McNeill2425]

is it sick

[lory2lorenzo]

bella



[goodcat1982]

are you fuking serious?? What a piece of shit. The guy was clapping because it made it down in one piece! lol

[conkyone]

The Hummer is Americas flag ship of stupidity.

[JtagModdingJM]

its the breaks he needs new ones

[lizboo91]

yeah...I'll stick to a jeep

[cplxdj]

Looks stupid ! Jeep will beat that rocks much easier !

[rokinrmh]

@cplxdj hummers rule, thumbs for hummer!

[MrMichael1701]

In your H2 you’ll be the ass-hole of the road and you’ll enjoy expanding your ego way beyond its limits. With loud braking system, everyone knows to move. We designed the H2 to be the epitome expression of wealth, so when you go to Wal-Mart not only will people know you can hall your cargo, you can also drive over those blasted parking blocks and look like you have money at the same time.

[cullyvan]

The Hummer. An overpriced piece of mass prodcued shit aimed at dickwads who really want a humvee. I'll stick with my jeep, mileage is still crap but I dont look as much of a cunt in it.

[varun009]

i think ill stick to my humvee...

[67stang721]

The stock tires that come on H2's are terrible for mudding. They fill up with mud and become slicks in seconds. They are good for more of rock type stuff. Other than that I love the H2!

[Igge98075]

wow you guys are stupid, its just the brakes...

[manuel030393]

Mi camioneta :D

[TheKnightrider215]

Sounds like a elephant taking a shit.

[abdoulazizksa]

@TheKnightrider215 looooooooooooool nice 1 XD

[aky19832001]

Nothing compares to a Jeep wrangler or Grand Cherokee. I just think the actual physical body of a jeep allow's for better movement. But the H2 is pretty impressive as well.

[The007sanjeev]

why its so noisy

[samsherbert]

where's the hummer? all i see is a goofy looking Tahoe with a shitty transmission

[sanyi0123456789]

automatic gearbox........

[raztin1]

i hate a hummer once!

[michaeldublg]

good video ! on showing how to crawl the hummer. I have a 2008 sut and its a lot of fun to crawl.

[Steynvdv]

dont want do ask dumb questions and sorry if i do but what do you call a review? no text, no voice, no numbers whatsoever.. pls name it off road test or something cuz im looking for a review not an off road test... cheers

[gts5001]

Get an XJ. I've driven H1's and Cherokee's and i'll take the XJ anyday.

[Empacack]

hummer is not under GMC anymore..am i right?

[tylermonroe13]

@Empacack Im pretty sure they still are. Or whats left of hummer.  I dont know who whould have bought hummer from gm.

[peepeevagi]

An H2 doesn't belong offroad whatsoever. It belongs at a shopping center, stuffed with groceries. Or towing a trailer. Or plowing a field xD

[michaeldublg]

@peepeevagi im curious , why do h2's not belong off road?

[peepeevagi]

I'm talking about stock ones m'kay? And why? Because most people overestimate their vehicle's ability. And when they get stuck or cause damage to their vehicle, they blame the H2. And you cant do too terribly much with a bone stock H2. I've seen em rolled, submersed in mud, and torn up after a bad rock crawling....

They totally belong as landyachts. Or as a City service vehicle where the most 'offroading' it'll do is go over curbs or into drainage ditches.

[peepeevagi]

H2's can handle minor things. Like the Rock crawling in this video. I'd bet you can tackle more severe things, but not without receiving some sort of damage.

[LPICharvel]

camino mas rapido que ir en la hummer

[MrBigpimpin38]

lmao ^

[TheRetard1030]

what was that sound??

[xDilutedx]

- H2 looks like a boxy mini van.

Why would you get a H2 for off-roading ? Get a truck and slap a lift kit on it. At least trucks looks nice, and not like a mini van.

[llamaslyr]

The grinding sound at the beginning of the video during the decent is the wet brakes

[SideWayzProductionz]

and this is why when you get a rental and they ask you if you want the insurance you say "Hell YEA!"

[Thewizard22uk]

Quicker to ride down that on a mountain bike and own him!

Better still, old person on crutches would be quicker LOL!

[TheDailyChatter]

WTF It sounds like it will fucking break into a million pieces!Jesus KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Keipherlc]

lol, I didn't know that noise was coming from the H2. I thought there was a race going on behind the camera. do they all make this noise?

[litetlost]

H2 is THE car.

Land Rover haha, So damn ugly and sir ugly brittish old guy would think that its his car. Land Rover is almost the ugliest car on this planet.

[goodbusiness12]

@litetlost yeah almost, if it wast for the pontiac aztec it would be. And H2s look the best!

[samsherbert]

@litetlost H2 is the TANK

At least Land Rover has a better reputation than the douche-magnet H2 ever did

[ultraclay]

hes either driving with his E-Brake on or the car is dying or the bottom of his vehicle is completely f*cked.

[toyotaprius79]

these things are shit, If I wanted a car with a 6.2l v8 I could get a corvette for the same money and it would look better. If I wanted a better off roader I could get a Land Rover, Fiat Panda 4x4, Daithsu Terios, KIA Sportage or Toyota rav 4. But even worse the corvette gets 5mpg more than the hummer, a land rover does 5mpg more and the others can do 40mpg, and don't say they're not good off roaders, well if they have locking diffs and go up 60 degree angles, yeah they're not so good.

[rubend5000]

@toyotaprius79 es el 6.0 v8 no el 6.2. y no iguales todo esa mierda que nombras. el hummer es inigualable a ninguno. y perdona pero no cuestan igual el corvette que el 6.2 nuevo. vale ok tu un corvette lo sacas de la carretera y que puede hacer nada verdad solo carretera. por lo menos el h2 hace mas. y suena asi por que los frenos que lleva tienen que soportar 3 toneladas de peso cuesta abajo y con el camino irregular

[rubend5000]

@toyotaprius79 It is 6.0 v8 not 6.2. And do not equalize quite this shit that you name. The hummer is incomparable to none. And he excuses but they do not cost equally the corvette that 6.2 new. It costs ok your corvette you extract it of the road and that can do at all truth alone road. At least h2 does mas. and sounds this way for that the brakes that it takes have to support 3 tons of weight costs below and with the irregular way

[marklewin8]

I'm sorry..there's NOTHING else I will drive but my H2

[elmarko99]

omg why does it sound like that lol

[matt888444]

Why do people go so S-L-O-W when off-roading??? I would have been down that embankment in like 15 seconds...

That sound = Something is VERY wrong...

[realmofexcursion]

@matt888444 bushings got wet then dried and now they sound like that, nothing is wrong it just makes it sound like a pos

[zach00attack]

FUUUUCK HUMMERS

[amerdxb01]

The best Off Road vehicle ever are Hummer in all their brands H1 , H2 , H3 Alpha No comparison , I dont know Why GM close the Hummer Factory , I was waiting for the Hummer HX but we didn't saw it , I have Now H3 Alpha Its Awesome , Iam proud I have tuff Off Road vehicle Not Aplastic Japanese car or an European vehicle which always heat and has computer problems in the middle of the desert .

[boredteensproduction]

@amerdxb01 your an idiot and speak like a hillibilly. land rover is the best off road vehicle you ignorant fool.

[trafficjam10]

@boredteensproduction Damn right it is! My land rover could pulverize this piece of shit.

[elMOCHOM0]

big pile of crap it is, what a shame for gm, i didnt see the level of difilculy of that fridge sliding on some rocks, horrible suspension

[astina18]

omfg....what's that nasty sound!?

[hummerh2awsome]

I've taken my H2 off roading I didn't have a problem even thought H2s I think are sharp I think H1s are better off road H2s just in my oppion look neat off road H3s well my dad test drove one off road he said it was good but i don't know nice video

[topazexploder]

Hummers are the dumbest thing in the world our always breaks down and falls apart about once a month. The Bose sound system blows out after a year and there's never any bass in the back. The interior plastics fall apart after 2 years. and the alarm doesn't go off when you pull of the rear dor handle and open the door. what were they thinking ohh no one is going to think about breaking in the rear doors. Its a pointless gm vehicle that has a motor too small for the suv.

[bibiricat]

fail car !

[TheDraaf]

i like this hummer

she's like lion really monster

[1light0]

What an awesome vehicle. They should have made a diesel version, a quiet one at that. Not everyone is into driving around town or on the highways sounding like a big rig.

[julio9991]

it sounds cheap like all of gm cars do after what 10 minutes.

[hellokittybangbang]

that sounds like shit! fuck hummers!

[dragonfistSSJ4]

HUMMER H2 ; LOWEST GRIP

[stuvy72]

my dads gq nissan patrol is better at 4wd than that still you have to love hummers

[mustangrules]

h2's are the sexyest trucks in the world

[TheCruSsherR]

wtf ..this song

[khrismich31094]

Sounds like someones cutting down trees...lol

[megangel5]

the jeep of the world ugliest hammer

[zeroc0ol2006]

Sounds like the brakediscs are a bit rusty^^

[rahulxdx]

this car need a expert driver on broken roads and on road any one can drive car

[trafficjam10]

Hummers shouldn't exist at all......they're just so badly made that they can't even do what they were intended to in the first place! Pitiful........

[theonlydking]

this sound should be on guess that sound!!

[geedunk13]

whats the sound?

[Maine684]

what was that grinding sound i feel like a idiot

[konstantin523]

MACHINE SUPER!!!

[CloseTheDoor69er]

I'm surprised it didn't take the whole mountain with it considering it weighs 3900kg.

[mcnabj]

sounds like it's fucking breaking down already.

[aaaaariiiiielllll]

piece of shit car!

[linghckg77]

i LOVE the H2 but i don't think its the ideal car for off road.

[linghckg77]

y don't you just walk down the stairs instead of driving?? lol.its way faster.

[starfaceeee]

what is thaat noise? is it the brakes or the tourque converters or something?

[blackraven2488]

this thing is way to big and clumsy. Its not a crawler, moderate offroading yes but not this

[saadahsan]

close to mountain goats in term of appearance? :D

[WelmaBurton4]

heyajust cant seem to find a prince who knows his way around a womans body

[dhctwo]

put it out of its misery...somebody

[bubbat2308]

hummers are pieces of shit.

[giorgiosorento]

you are from iraq???

[bubbat2308]

no fucktard im not from iraq

[giorgiosorento]

i knew someone with the name bubbat and he was from iraq!!!

an american soldier fucked his mother and when he see any hummers he's getting mad.....is that you???

[bubbat2308]

nice try pencil pusher!!! bubbat-1 pencil pusher-0

[Jokerr920]

Yaay!! Hummers are so good that they are being discontinued!!!!

Meanwhile Jeep Wrangler recently won 4x4 of the decade!!!

[sharondixonupful]

hummy cam is running abd i am really bored with all that stuff

[REEZiN09]

its the sounds of the brakes.

[devenomized]

Great video. I'm thinking about buying a 2003 H2. My wife won't let me :(

[bubbat2308]

lol thats good at least she knows a piece of shit when she seas one lol

[TheUmair420]

I love that beast Hummer..!!

my luv, HUmmer..!!

worlds best SUV/SUT..!!HUMMER <3 <3

[sosotono]

if yo wanna see that the Hummer is ugly your gonna find it ugly, but if you wanna see it hot your gonna find it a hot monster suv .

[spol07]

Sound of new tires

[grzesiiek332]

it's new car and because sound is like that

[aldernagon3]

The hummer is truly the ugliest and most obnoxious car in the world.

It practicaly screams--" I HAVE A TINY PENIS"

[Lumixster]

Whats with the noise coming from the Hummer...sounds like its made in Korea or some 3rd world country , its about to fall a apart....

[firedragon1992]

sounds like its gonna break down on its own weight

[bartjuhh12]

what a shitty sound

[TheRANGEROVER1989]

HUMMER r the best 4x4s if you know how to drive.

[maxxdamage01]

the s0und from the first hummer reminds me of a horny dinosaur.

[mysticdarkness2]

@maxxdamage01 best methafor i ever seen xD

[atvrider312]

@maxxdamage01 its just a hummers footsteps

[THjsq]

@maxxdamage01 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool yeh wat a car

[ma561]

@maxxdamage01 LMAO

[carmelo215]

like i'm going to drive my hummer on the rocks or into some filthy mug!

[MrMichael1701]

The drivers in this video make the HUMMER look lame, get someone who knows how to drive the thing. I could do better than that in the H3 i have. Stupid drivers.

[graytgray]

I agree with you 95%. Hummers could take that staircase thing withoutht the damn brakes. the other 5% is cause maybe he didnt wanna F8 up his chrome?

[MrMichael1701]

Probably. Chrome is for sissys who don't offroad. I prefer Flat Black myself.

[graytgray]

with the settlement from my accident thta totalled ,y s200 i want to get a black one or a blue one... no chrome

[BLUTO777]

Jeep's ....u gotta spend another 10k on them just so they can drive on wet grass....fkin lame

[Ralastar]

BTW, why are all the driver's being a bunch of pussies with er?

Can't the hummer handle off road?

[Ralastar]

But how is it in a high impact accident. That's what I really want to know!

[05EmeL]

bei den video wurde mir lanweilig ich habe solange mit teserfilm rumgespielt

[vincenthii2002]

i can't belived,humer can do that. is great.

[MrArk22]

strong but it looks really heavy

[MustangMarck]

1:13, wet sloppy Elephant fart

[BoxingNumeroUno]

8 mile per gallon, Hello!!! Do something GM, V8 is definitely the choice of many on a hummer not 5 or 6. Change your engine!

[djillyill]

get a jeep 0llllll0

[DinosaursOnceRuled]

Hilarious... a mountain goat? More like a mountain elephant.. I believe a land rover would look just a bit more sophisticated on those rocks... lol

[mcyngbld]

a REAL HUMMER would have no problems doing that!

[caiosimp]

Don't get me wrong but it looks like a drunk elephant goin down the stairs in the beggining.

[bearbearrox123]

A guy in my villlage in England has one of these! A very remote village in the middle of no where and some one has a hummer! He got it shipped over from America. :)

[Taff1967SC]

I can't imagine how ridiculous this thing would look in the UK! I see mostly women driving them here in Florida, crawling along in traffic taking the kids to school. I suppose they want to "feel" safe and superior.

[camaroman101]

i've never seen a woman driving an h2,  h3s yes

[ETBzocka]

whats that crazy noises o the beggining?

[catilak]

it is air brakes when t hits its breaks it makes that noise

[Wecanhelp]

the hummer LOL

[urdadable]

thank you for your wet breaks information......

[urdadable]

sounds like a horny frog.........

[angelinos123]

hey for you 2 know....... thats wet brakes...... all cars with wet brakes will do the same sound and worst

[hans3125]

hahahahahahaha very good ymmd

[bliglum]

God I hate this piece of shit!!! but we should keep a few of them around, (along with a few american small cars) so that when our children ask why the american auto industry went belly up in the early 2000's we can show them why!! "well kids, instead of focusing on making more advanced and competitive cars, we thought it would be cool to boast our egos a bit with giant peices of shit like this!!!"

[alexandermakrianis]

Couldn't of said it better myself!

[kytusdasg]

Haha, a truly great comment, and I couldn't agree more! Hahaha. :)

[sulle07]

what a piece of junk...

[Randomhero129]

Clearly none of you know anything about cars, or else you'd know that the awful sound is the sound of wet brakes, any truck will sound like that with wet brakes, especially since hummers have oversized disc brakes. It probably just got finished fording a water basin.

[jdmatt]

sounds like a tired cow. moo.

[Hajik09]

A lot of brakes make noises but not like that! sounds like shit

[lanceke]

i would love to ride in paris with this car (that is impossible btw)

[OnTheLimits]

get that fucking noise off please!!!

[tmack1219]

Most of this stuff can be done in 2wd drive, and that noise in the beginning is horrible. I never heard a vehicle do that.

[bartek00114]

5+;) This car is the best;)

[wrund]

H2's are just a Suburban anyway. Not a real Hummer.

[valentinegallo]

that horrible sound is just the sounds of the brakes lots of cars do that noise

[OnTheLimits]

American JUNK

[RODNEYBIO]

wonderful car i would bye one of those one day

[gooser1170]

in the beginning, is an oil tanker wrecking?

[Aumc6]

no its just a gm

[KonigNick]

Why is it making that horrible suspension sound? why doesn't a land rover make that sound?

[sschey]

POS

[ShutTFup]

that awful sound is basically the overheated brakes. Front brakes. And the driver's so stupid he's still overloading the damn thing.

[unigateman]

overweight,overbloated,andover­here,

nothing beats a landrover

[xkrunkzombie]

ROFL  i LOLED

[GreekGangsterRule]

this car in my country costs 120.000euros and in america costs 50.000dollars!why

[SWWDONKEY]

if u were getting 1, buy from america and get it shipped over

[riverrat231231]

lmao......please please tell me know one buys these over there. h2s & 3s are for wankers and rappers. stick with landys 300 tdis.

[ApriliaRacing888]

Because America is the Country of boundless options xD

[jiggles26]

its an american car made buy gm and they've been having alot of trouble lately soo in order to get more people to buy em you sell em for 50,000$ which is reasonable to make quick sales what country r u in anyway?

[spidyp77]

man the sound is awful

[LADANIVA09]

what an odd car!!!fake!!!fakee off roader!!!

[talhaqazi92]

H3 is the best and also thats cheaper than H2. i love H3.

[orangmiri]

y is it making that noise.....sounds like elephants mating...

[CapricedriverBelgium]

it's the suspension your hearing ;)