The Brave Little Toaster (in 5 seconds)

[vgcatsfan1]

WHO KNEW SOME PEOPLE LIKED HOMOSEXUAL HOME APPLIANCES HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY

[epicmarshmellowz]

aww... young love. we all know it never lasts

[3pacjason]

The radio one time refers to the blanket and toaster as "you boys," and I forget who but one of the characters refers to the toaster as "he" when they are in the river

[katlova4427]

All toasters toast toast :D

[qwertyuiop123456168]

5x10 seconds

[tomizzo11]

Toaster voice actor was girl. If anything, the toaster is a girl.

[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

@tomizzo11 Bart Simpson is voiced by a girl.

[MuslimahMelika]

Awww :)

[mardisaurus]

I thought the toaster was a girl ?!

[Gravidtron]

Considering that the toaster is the most truly asexual character ever, possibly in movie history, I imagine that it's VERY hard to describe. (Which is right in line with the original novella, in which the toaster patiently asserted to everyone it met that it was neither male nor female.)

Blankie is totally a little baby boy though. They're all dudes except Toaster.

[darkblade9957]

how did i get here from weird al? O.o LOL

[plomax1993]

i thought the toaster was a chick

[studiofrk]

thumbs up if you thought the song at 0:09 was gonna be "Blackbird"

[HoundDogEntertainmnt]

cute

[rosepuff321]

lol i just watched brokeback mountain last night so I recognized the music

[lolcat13243]

lololol brokeback mountain reference. :3



[NuggetTractor]

OMG. I totally forgot about this movie!!!

[blondeboy1993]

AAAAAHHHHHHH MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!

[HannahElda]

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[ImACuteGeek]

I remember watching this movie so many times I broke the tape.

[bubblecrash20]

this is the first movie that made me cry i think

[nunoyobiznis]

whoever invented this movie must have been on crack :P

[Toaster12000]

this movie is where i got my name

[MajinSaha]

One of the best cartoons of all time!

[plasmapuppy01]

man I was promised the movie in 5? seconds, and it took 50. now I'm late for school

[SacredBlackKnight]

Longest 5 seconds I ever saw.

[SicEmPride]

Broke Back Toaster anyone?

[vulpix2007]

I actually found that rather funny andy cute at the same time :P

Oh, and I think you missed a '0' in the title. Ther than that, I like it :)

[Sign2MePlz]

Don't you EVER insult Brokeback Mountain like this again. lol

[TelvanniGuard]

Title

Where's the toaster?

Where's the vacuum cleaner?

Where's the radio lamp and blanket?

*sinking into quicksand*

End.

[ShayAtmos]

This was like, my fav movie when I was little. Now, it's like, wtf??

[gorilamagro1]

wtf is this movie?

[CrackSom3]

5 seconds? pfsh! more like 50! FAIL!

[DuchessRococoPuff]

Did this make anyone else tear up a bit?

[liongirlfc]

gosh guys' it doesn't t have to be spot on.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

Y U NO USE 5 SECONDS?

[superjoe216]

@NotOrdinaryInGames Y I NO TOP COMMENT?

[FemRiku]

i thought toaster was technically a girl, cuz the vocie is a girl... i dont fidn it creepy, i find this vid cute, shows affection ^^

[ExplorerDS6789]

@FemRiku The Rugrats are all voiced by women and three of the characters are boys. Bart Simpson is also voiced by a woman.

[YFish42]

That "So what's with you and the Blanket?" thing went completely over my head when I was little. Gay Toasters = Best Toasters

[ViperRob42]

TITLE IS FALSE ADVERTISING! Just like Otto on the Simpsons when he walked into the pottery store titled "Stoners pot palace"

[ronniegranillo]

"You know what they say! All toasters, toast toast!"

Mario Mario

[PresidentCameron]

What a minute that music was from Brokeback Mountain.

[michaelsar12]

Reasons why this can't work out: A] Blanky is at least five years old and B] Toaster is a boy.

[Yonkage]

@michaelsar12

Reasons why this can't work out, 1) THEY'RE ANTHROPOMORPHIC APPLIANCES FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

Also, nobody has ever confirmed whether Toaster is male or female. Interpretations vary.

I always interpreted them all as a quintet of brothers. Everyone's a child except for Kirby, who is a moody teenager.

[michaelsar12]

@Yonkage Yeah. I personally think Toaster is a boy, but I never considered them all being kids. And also, how could a blanket and a toaster have babies?

[ronniegranillo]

@Yonkage I always thought of Kirby as an old man... Very grumpy.

[LoveHitsugaya1]

OMG is this actually a real thing?! weird XD

[the12gauge]

great sarcasm indeed and the video made it look completely gay

[ac120479]

Thumbs up if you support gay toaster luv. :3

[jaejunkiex]

im sorry...that was fucking fantastic. xD

[doorstop690]

fail

[icon0x1]

first 5 seconds were awesome, then i dont know what happen

[jlskmk]

im at a loss of words

[ParmoreRoxsUrSoxs]

LOL =D

[tritonrocks]

Only in America can a toaster and an electric blanket be GAY!

[Ozzygirl17]

@tritonrocks Actually, I see Toaster as a big brother to Blanky, if not his best friend. Come on, think about it.

[Ozzygirl17]

@Ozzygirl17 Also, I thought Toaster was a girl when I was younger. After all, he is played by one.

[smilefumble]

@tritonrocks YOU SUCK DICK! They are obviously not gay, they are just good friends!

[tritonrocks]

@smilefumble I guess you just don't understand sarcasm, even when it slaps you right in the face.

[Zombiestewstudios]

You lying toaster fanatic!

[zoob1993]

Longest 5 seconds of my life.

[needstoregister]

I liked it when the radio stole Hitler's car.

[halfdude]

Oh man, this made me lul.. XD

[FriggenLoveDinosaurs]

LOL. toaster+ blanket = ELECTRIC BLANKET :D

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@FriggenLoveDinosaurs blanky is already an electric blanket ;p

[FriggenLoveDinosaurs]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS OHH SNAPP :D

[SpongeSebastian]

Damn it. I thought this was going to be one of those fast-forward videos.

[FilmmakeroftheFuture]

@SpongeSebastian Me too.

[luckysod04]

this film was badass but true, Toaster was rather fruity

[xCarolineification]

To all those who wonder if they are boys or girls or whatever:

They're appliances :) ITS LIKE A NEUTER BABY ;)

[beastchicky]

@xCarolineification They're both "He" . . . Now, if they were human, this would have to be an M rated movie

[DuchessRococoPuff]

I actually teared up a bit watching this, believe it or not. I loved this movie as a child, and especially loved Blanky. I think this video has given me the idea for a new OTP...

[glindasgal]

woohooo! gay appliances!

[Steven197981]

Wow, I remember this movie. I always liked the radio. I thought he was really funny.

[whazupsuckafish]

LMAO @the brokeback mountain music ! hahahahaha

[kawaiianimegurl]

idk its voice actor is a girl bt they all classify him as a boy..so idk!

[TwosComplement]

You know... is the toaster supposed to be male or female...?

[Rawrpanties]

@TwosComplement I've always wondered this too. Maybe it's both...

[Dengar999]

Old times

[chantinginmysleep]

to bad there both boys - GAY APPLIANCES

[TheLEFTY19]

this is in 50 seconds. u said 5.

[IThinkIMightBeRobert]

@TheLEFTY19 5*10=50

Makes sense, right?

[maccathom]

@TheLEFTY19 maybe it might've been a typo

[mouse264]

@TheLEFTY19 You're missing the point. An "in 5 seconds" video does not have to be 5 seconds.

[stapler942]

@TheLEFTY19 You're completely missing the point of 5 Second Movies. The original creator of the meme, Doug Walker, specifically said that 5 Second Moves aren't supposed to be five seconds. They could be twenty seconds, half a second; the point is the "joke" which sums up the movie. The 5 Second Movie for A. I. is over a minute long to emphasise how much the movie dragged its plotlines on.

[GothicChick244]

@TheLEFTY19 its a fad none of them are ever 5 seconds

[Magmaster12]

How are they gonna do it?

Better yet what will there children look like.

[Vorlnax]

i wish i could quit you

[Kxixx]

IDK WHAT TOASTER IS

MAle or Female...

and if you can tell other than voice? o.o

[shinobiflare]

Word of Author says they're both male. Blankie, however, is played by a 7-year-old boy, and Toaster by a woman, so....yeah.

[Offertory]

@shinobiflare I think Word of Author (meaning the actual author of the book) says they all supposed to be androgynous. Since... well... they're all appliances and... um... I don't think I need to explain that any further. :D

[shaunette9]

toaster's a girl

[MRR0000WIE]

It's supposed to be more than 5 seconds, you idiots. Haven't you ever seen TGWTG?

[ShatteredHawk]

@MRR0000WIE Dont mention that faggot here. his website crashes every fucking day anyway.

[MRR0000WIE]

Oh sorry, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to name him on a video that's based off his work, dipshit.

[yaoi4evandnevayuri]

lmao! I knew they loved each other! (As pals of course *wink*)

[hotelmario510]

Oh, god, no!

*Walt Disney rises from grave*

'IS THIS WHAT MY COMPANY HAS BECOME?!'

No, Walt, no! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_transmiss­ion ended

[sonicepochguy]

It was 5 ... times 10 seconds? :D

[blainnn]

that wasnt 5 seconds...

[Zimy0]

Weird, I always thought toaster was a boy and blankie was a girl. :\

[liongirlfc]

@Zimy0 same here.

[ScrubsTheOpera]

*dies at cape scene*

[DestinyShiva]

5 seconds. Yees. xD

Nawhr. Toaster x Blankie always.

Lampy and Radio rock >>;;

[Gesmehod]

It's like.. bread. You know, that toasty feeling you get inside. :)

[PoLaRIV]

HAHAHAHAHHAAA, thats was good hahaha :P

[mrzchrisbreezy4]

why the brokeback mountain music lmfaoooo

jeez. [ dies ]

[FAKExPUPPI]

pretty ...

[Gvanillavodka]

lol the blanket gets in all these shananagans... haha

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

ahahahaha

[bostoncreamdonuts]

thanks for making this. forgotten childhood favourite is right, no one remembers this and it is very underrated, but its been my favourite movie since i was 1-2 and im 16 now

[SDWalden]

I thought the toaster was a girl???

[iSparkettei]

i think so, that just gave me a whole new outlook on this scene

lampy skared the blankie gonna steal his girlfriend D=

[ValkyrieMoon]

The toaster is a toaster. Not a boy or girl.

[CFFDan]

toasters toast, toast. -mario

[MrFool439]

@CFFDan :O mario says too many toaster :O there can never be enough toasters like the one in this vid :O

[bigbadbowtie572]

@CFFDan A toast to bread for without bread there would be no toast.

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

@CFFDan

I can;t breath

[PoLaRIV]

Naw I think its a dude

[bostoncreamdonuts]

i think they are all boys, the girls in this movie "like the ones from the "more , more , more" scene, are really like exadurated so you know they are a girl, toaster was played by a girl i think, but his character is a boy

[unknown234]

Yep, pretty much.

[ChristianGaylover]

The Brave Little Toaster creeeeeps me out in so many parts. I haven't seen the full movie in so long.

[Frogrog]

HAHAHA! OMG!

I just watched The Brave Little Toaster for the first time in at least 12 years the other night, and when Lamp asks Toaster that, I totally thought the same thing!

[madjack89]

Me too!

[amethystducky]

this is a little longer than 5 seconds :/

[cameron20020]

SSSSSHHH dont ruin the moment lol :P