How I got my Green Card - True Story

[Aztecabrn]

lying ass bitch lol

[Mr4Oounce]

IF IT'S THIS EASY WHY ARE THERE 20 MILLION OR SO ILLEGAL MEXICANS,ELSALVADOREANS ECT. IN OUR COUNTRY RUINING IT

[Mr4Oounce]

SHE GOT HER GREEN CARD SUCKING SOME GRINGO BINGA

[Thirzagirl]

i want to live there so damn badly.

[navy1478]

Go back pls

[navy1478]

If u don't like USA go back where d fuck u cane from negga.

[adjvill]

Chinese are not circumcised.

[Aztecabrn]

@adjvill fuck i am Chinese then lol

[LukasWVD]

WOW...!!! If it's THAT easy... I'm going to bag my suitcases, now that I'm 14 yrs old!

[watertonrivers]

Fuck the USA I am moving to Thailand...

[miltonsava]

my mom give to me a citizenship when i was 17yo..i really don't care ..i always be a Latino .love my own country my people my food thats why i just go to USA once a year for mom birthday.

[goktug123123]

WHY IM NOT BORN IN USA!?!?!?!! -_-

[reiAYANAMI1992]

USA is the best country in the world. i want my green card and my american passport. besides american men are so handsome!!!!!!!

[terajasoos]

Lenny baby open up ur legs wide open so that i can fit my fat ugly cock inside LOL

what BS---she is just a paid actress, she has american accent, probably second generation korean or chineeze american.

[djdonkey17]

lol he farted

[descargaelbano]

Did you hear the old guy fart at 0:39 ?? hahaha

[TheCrispism]

i wonder if this is real.

[Johnp1212]

acted 

[pornpan96]

filipina is promotin spar and shit firm, hahaha

[AFN41]

Sham Marriage at it's best.

[filipinohater]

yeah, filipinos are renowned for marrying american citizens even though they themselves are still married.

many filipinos come to united states on tourist/student visas, and once those visas expire these filthypinos start hiding.

one day the feds will make it it a crime to be an illegal alien in this country and even more of a crime if you happen to be a flipzoid.

the usa doesn't need any more filipenises. THE USA DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE!!!

[ChomoCholo]

@filipinohater Don't worry. She'll call the cops on him for a DV the second she doesn't get what she wants (or gets a boyfriend), get him arrested, and try to take his house away.

Happened to a guy I knew.

American women will rip your heart out and bust your nuts, but the process is a little more honest and you won't get fucked so badly.

[Nvidia9700MGT]

@ChomoCholo seriously ?

[AhmedHaddi]

@ChomoCholo Fucking A

[TheCrispism]

@filipinohater what r u doin here if ur allready american?

[3somebeenlaiden]

you just want a big dick to be stucked in your mouth you filthy bitch!!! you attorney, i know your fuckin plan, you're gonna cunt that whore after the ineterview and you're going to make another video and sell it to north pole or hustler

[FukUSborderAgents]

fuq a green card or a visa or even a visit to the states, hope they get it!

[joncobber]

Moroccan4lifeone, you cunt islam is not a race u twat, it has people of all races/ethnicities

[fanbutton]

Before I met my immigrant wife, she came to this country using her real name but using fraudulent documents and was promptly sent back to the philippines and was issued a 5 year mandate to not seek reentry to the USA. A year later she assumed her sister's name and passport infomation and married me, a US citizen. She has since scammed me out of over $60,000, abandoned the marriage and has bought her mother a home in the Philippines

Can I have her deported.

[TheDavidedmond]

@fanbutton Yes You can do That and please do it faster or else she will reap you off and be careful of asians, they are all like That, They are money loving people....

[SPENGLER2]

man. i can't believe how racist some of you are. seriously, i'm not a fan of terrorism either, but you don't think that "the white man" is a terrorist to them???? hundreds of years of enslavement, religious purging through raping of whole towns/villages, "you have a diff't god, so i'm going to kill you"...seriously? get your heads out of your asses, meet the scary Muslim, and realize "wow, this guy is super nice and considerate" before you think "he ain't no Christian!!!!".

[AnBon74]

numbersusaDOTcom. Over 10% of Americans are unemployed. We don't need any more foreign workers, and certainly DO NOT need any more illegal parasites. Band together and fix what needs to be fixed in your own country!!! AMERICAN JOBS FOR AMERICANS ONLY!!

[ayakauchida]

When foreigners think of the US, they think of high rise buildings in NYC, Hollywood stars, Beverly Hills, etc.. But in reality most of the US suck so bad.

[mariotaz]

@ayakauchida But is full of opportunity. Britain is boring as heck. Even living in London...

[Brulluhman]

Just get a job over there or start your own business in the USA. What do they need? 2 photo's, a copy of your passport, a birthcertificate, diplomas, your financial situation, some police report about your behaviour and a medical report.

Than you have to wait untill you get your greencard. Than the paperwork comes. After that you still have your insurances.. you have to sell your house, your car.

[farhanny]

funny to watch that.. soo FAKE

he dint ask her , how much she ended up paying for his fees

[Licmycat]

I'm throwing my citizenship away. The only people that get poor people programs in Okla. city are ILLEGALS!

[Brulluhman]

Greencard.. hmm.. just go to U.S. embassy and get one.

[Brulluhman]

Who would like to live in the USA. It's almost a third world country mostly for immigrants. China is much better.

[AnBon74]

@Brulluhman A lot of our inner city-metropolitan areas are indeed starting to resemble a 3rd world country. That's where most minorities and illegals live. I wouldn't say China is much better tho. it has many 3rd world areas where people live in abject poverty. In fact, poor Americans look well off compared to them.

[Brulluhman]

Well, I'm glad that I'm living in Holland, thats for sure. Only thing that would make me consider moving are all the rules here.

For the rest, we got everything here. That's because we're one of the richest countries on earth. The biggest payer in the EU.

[AnBon74]

@Brulluhman But isn't Europe being flooded with Muslims and other brown-skinned people who are ruining your cities? You have the same problem there that we have here. Our largest group of illegals come from Mexico, which is unfortunately right up against our southern border. Many come here to spit out one anchor rat after another, and declare themselves Americans because the kid was born on our soil. Then they just sponge, to the tune of $350 BILLION per year in freebies. THIS MUST STOP NOW!

[Brulluhman]

Look.. we live in a democracy. There's a difference between communism, democracy and Islam. Why Islam? cause it's not only a cult but also a political cult.

How the hell could a religion like Islam that dispute race settle down in our countries?

Mexicans don't have schools. 7,1% has a high educationlevel. 30% of the white have a high education level. 11.4% of the African American have a secundairy or high education level.

Here in Holland we're confused. 77% high. US 24%.

[AnBon74]

@Brulluhman Yes you do live in a democracy. But Rotterdam is 40% Muslim. FORTY PERCENT! That should ring enough alarm bells to all of the Netherlands.

[Brulluhman]

Not muslim, not all immigrants are muslim. Maybe 5 or 10%.

[Brulluhman]

But 40% is immigrant in Rotterdam. That does make our bells ringing.

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@AnBon74 and soon the usa will be 40% Muslim whether you love it or hate you racist nazi little prick!

[AnBon74]

@Moroccan4lifeone Let me educate your little dumb ass: Muslims make up 0.8% of the USA population, according to the 2009 Pew Research Center that studies demographics. So, your wishful thinking of 40% Muslim in the USA happening anytime soon is BS. Not only that, but your hero Mohammed de Vomit was a pedophile, and Afghanistan legalized rape and pedophilia, you ignorant scum bag LOSER. So, keep your disgusting, repulsive STUPID gutter religion in shitty Morocco.

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@AnBon74 hey dipshit neonazi wanna be cocksucker let me help you get your head out of your ass. you own father molested you from the minute you were born up until the day u ran away from ur house because your anal tracks were getting too wide. im a second generation American and more proud to be an American than you are you subhuman cracker bastard! you go back to europe where ur filthy pale ape ancestors came from .

[AnBon74]

@Moroccan4lifeone Yea, you're a second generation PEDOPHILE. LOSER. MOHAMMED DE VOMIT RAPED YOU REPEATEDLY LMAO!

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@AnBon74 and yes we will be majority very soon u islamophobic cocksucker. the only reason being is because we will make sure to vote so that our votes count. and eat your heart out and drop dead cracker!

[AnBon74]

@Moroccan4lifeone You need to learn some grade school level math LMAO!

[majorkrohn]

@Moroccan4lifeone

LMAO you and what tech we could take you all out in a day

don't mess with cracker as you put it because we got tech and you just ride camels lmao

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@majorkrohn you aint got got shit filthy cowboy bastard. immigrants brought technology . i prefer camels to crackers at least camels dont stink like u redneck subhuman fucks.

[majorkrohn]

@Moroccan4lifeone

immigrants brought technology what like computers or putting a camel on the moon or flying or anything the tech you guys have is sand in your crack

rocket powered Camel lol

just be glad we are a friendly people and can live with other religions and races unlike yourselves or you wouldn't be here

push us to far and you will see some real tech we don't like be bullied by people who still live like they are in the dark ages aka your ideals and treatment of people

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@majorkrohn hey crackers why are u still on my cock. let me put it to you this way. if u think u are more American than i am think again. white trash belongs back in the shithole of europe where ur immigrant ancestors came from u have no more right than i do to be here. my parents are from the American continent the original natives that means u should be thankful that my people let you filhy rednecks breath on my ancestos land. nuff said cocksucker now go suck some cow dick.

[majorkrohn]

@Moroccan4lifeone

you Muslims really like to claim stuff you never had a hand in making.

and no one is more American than someone else its ether you are one or you are not an American in which case you should be deported

you talk a lot of crap which you are free to do its free speech. how would like it if someone sayed to you. you can't talk about the karan or muslims anymore or some white guy will cut your head off with a laser from space hehe. or a rocket cammel lmao

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@majorkrohn speak some fucking english we can comprehend you canadian twat.

[nolesssub]

@majorkrohn  shut the fuck up you are a gay camel dick go suck ur dads dick wanna me fack ur mom hard? you think all muslims is fucker nah not all ur dick head american fucker

[Moroccan4lifeone]

@AnBon74 filthy mexican scum!

[Iriatv]

@Brulluhman China is the Number one place to own a business

[Brulluhman]

@Iriatv Could be, I also heard some other stories about that. I do know you won't get that easy into Holland. You have to follow an intergration course in your own country, new rules. Holland doesn't pay for that. You must have a university degree. A job, Dutch come first, after that the rest of the EU citizens. You better not be a muslim.

[Iriatv]

@Iriatv All your Licensees and permits are a one time sign up deal (in China), and the government will even help you get them, in the States (here) you have to renew everything every 1 year or 2 years. it's not the paperwork that is a big deal ,it's the renewal fees. My dad use to live in Germany then came to the states in the late 70's It seems like when you try to do everything the right way you get screwed. And when you don't well nobody really cares.

[r2d23678]

@Brulluhman lol china

[spartanhelsinki]

@Brulluhman I think you need to visit a third world country before you make assessments like that

[sofakingey]

@Brulluhman ??? You obviously don't live in the states.

[Brulluhman]

@sofakingey I live in one of the countries that colonised it and we just made slaves out of the rest. But we had to sell New Amsterdam (Manhattan/NY) to Britain and in return we got Suriname (South America). I'm from Holland. American can move here very simple and way around. But when your from a non-western country, you can almost forget it.

[MusicLovers2023]

@Brulluhman but isnt hard to get in to CHina too

[joyxuyichao]

@MusicLovers2023 Much harder to get Chinese green card... 10+X of efforts...

[Veernov]

Were very far from  a third world country?

[Brulluhman]

@Veernov Ok with the loss of a western culture. The world would also lose the bennefit of inventions (creation, jobs), because the rest of the (non-christian) world culture has not invented anything (incl. Atheism). It's always nice to see how things work out. For the good and the bad.

[gokulsocrates]

Who wants to migrate to US

When americans are migrating to Australia for jobs

[NewFreshHipHop]

im in germany

and i want a greencard so baad:(

but im only 15 years old :D

so i have to wait :P

[Iriatv]

@NewFreshHipHop Go to mexico thats where most of the american are now.

[ChryTears]

@Iriatv Especially the snow birds from the pacific North Wet! Is always figgen cold here in Boring OreGONE! and we're sick of paying $500 month to heat this old dump!

am watching HBO special "How to Die in Oregon", overdose on drug Seconal...death with dignaty instead of a long drawn out painful death.

I'm for that...but can freezing yer butts off ALL the time be considered slow death? If isn't...then why not?

I think should be legal just as medical marijuana is legal! weeee!

[MusicLovers2023]

@Iriatv why are they there :?

[indiasucksalways]

How I got my green card: lying, cheating, and frauding my way into America.

[persiaruler]

I am afraid thats the only way.

[1976Hangzhou]

My ex pulled a better one. After I divorced the cheat she reapplied for a green card by stating she was a battered wife. What a FRAUD.

[anteracmacash]

and if you get a green card, can you then sign up to serve in the army or anything simylar ???

[anteracmacash]

how are the chances of getting a green card on a green card lotery in a country like Croatia ??????

[prometheus777777]

my friend from croatia got green card through lottery in 2006.

[anteracmacash]

realy ???that would be a dream for me...did he need to go to the U.S. embassy in Zagreb to aply for that ???because when I turn 18 later this year my plan is to go there to find more about it...

[lrjs93]

if you have a tourist visa.

what can you do with it in america, like how do you get work over there if you dont have a work visa.

surely you must need a job over there whilst you wait for a work visa.

[shotgunwagonbum]

are green card holders able to purchase firearms in the United states?

[sujeet2k]

unfortunately no.

[razoredge435]

Yes u can.

[Houanielle]

and are you a terrorist or something ?

[shotgunwagonbum]

no lol, im just sick of the UKs stupid gun control and want to pursue my hobby of gun collecting without any red tape or restrictions

[peter455sd]

-Yes,they are !

[WatchRyder]

@shotgunwagonbum

AFAIK yes you can. You'll need to be a state resident for FFL stores though.

[drsaleh77]

mozza