You can only wonder what Shia sounds like dubbed in another language in this movie. Non non non non non non non non non non non non non non non non in french or nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein in german. lol.
Wat do u mean a better excuse? They are practically fawning over each other the first two movies and then suddenly POW! Let's just be friends. You can't tell me it was stupid teen live either because their relationship was to dramatic to be just that. Sorry I usually don't get this dramatic about this kind of stuff but...
It bothers me how in the third movie megan fox just isn't there because she "broke up"with the main character guy. Really? You save the world with the guy twice while dating and then later you figure "I don't like you like that." ?
@Snapscape Regarding the "Transformers vs. King Kong" fight. Let's see here: A fight in a reboot ripping off a fight scene from a remake! Hollywood isn't that unoriginal, is it? :)
I never met Mr. Jackson or any of the cast. There was many people who worked on the visuals. I assisted with motion editing of a few of the larger creatures such as the Piranhadon and the Triceratops. Sadly were never seen on the big screen (deluxe version only) which I was hoping when taking my family and friends to see it. Lengthy process with each person having specific tasks. A once in a lifetime experience as I've never done anything on that level since. Glad you liked it.
Comic Con 2009, they were hosting a panel discussion and asked the audience what movie they should riff next, and whythey should riff it. It wasn't out on DVD yet, but I suggested RotF because of one thing; robot testicles.
This particular sequence highlights one of the many, many, many problems with this POS movie: the camera...never...stays...still! My God, it's always whipping around, zooming, flying, and never focusing on anything, making it impossible to tell what is going on and giving us no reason to care. It's so aggravating, almost as bad as having every single shot be a sun-up or sun-down. Oh, and nice continuity error: the car's bumper magically heals between shots.
@snapscape I completely agree with what you're saying! It's exactly what I think of this movie! It focuses more on the story of these people instead of what they should be showing more of: the actual transformers!!! Like the title!!
Hey, Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Go Go go go go go og OPTIMUS! EXPLOSION! Racist remarks Hey, Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Go Go go go go go og Explosions Misogyny EXPLOSION@ Fetishism of the military Mysoginy Hey, Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Go Go go go go go og Fetishism of the EXPLOSION military More EXPLOSION mysoginy And thus you have the formula for one of the most successful films ever. Sad.
Sheesh, I thought that when they made a Transformers movie, it would at lest be like the one from the 80's but no, they put that annoying shia kid in it.
This movie was so awful, I don't even think I can watch it again even with rifftrax. As funny as this was, I just can't take 3 hours of another Michael Bay shitfest.
Doesn't he mean WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA....................*deep inhale*....WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!
I loved this movie! Best 2-hour trailer ever! Who thought robot carnage could be so entertaining? Way better than Armageddon! Michael Bay, you've done it again!
Doesn't he mean: "whoa whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa..." He said "whoa" about 97 times. And he STILL didn't beat LaBouf's record. :|
"The tinfoil hat guy gave Mike, Kevin and Bill's riffing of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen two thumbs up, a rating he had previously only given to a shopping cart wheel that he believed influenced the 2004 presidential election."
the side bar comments are just as funny as the riffs themselves xD
I thought it was funny at the end when megan fox and shia labeouf were dodging all these missiles and slamming themselves this and there, and at the end, fox goes unscathed.
Wow! Just get a load of all these thumb downed comments here. Evidence that there are in fact devoted Michael Bay fans willing to support his epic shittyness & attempt to dissuade the detractors from their just cause of calling Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen one of the worst movies to grace the American cinema complex.
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im not a fan of michael bay at all. i dont even know who he is! i just know hes a director. but i did like the movie. sam witwicky is the hottest boy in the movie EVER!
@13Mrcoolguy Because it wasn't the Transformers. More like pussified robots with machine guns. Plus the stories, acting, dialogue, and director all sucked. The Transformers I know are powerful with advanced energy weapons that lay waste to human armies. Those stories were about them, not about a guy and his slut, or dogs fucking, or moron parents, or the military.
@Ole1k I like good stories with intelligent dialogue and interesting characters. Twilight has basically the same flat boring garbage as Transformers. Perfect for someone like yourself who seems to be into movies that don't require a lot of thought.
I never even looked at a single clip from Twilight lol..
Transformers are great movies with great stories.. Sure they aint no makes you think for ages movies but its the best movies i ever watched and if you had any idea how hard it is to make all the robots and stuff.. because its all made on computers which takes alot of time.. Editing is what takes most time in these movies. Even many explosions are made on their computers :p
@Ole1k The movies have no stories. There's continuity errors galore. If you can't see this then you should just stick to movies with hot chicks and explosions.
@Ole1k Have you seen King Kong (2005)? I was one of the visual effects animators for that film and it was rated better than both Transformers movies by critics and movie goers alike. I wasn't the director, but I helped create the film. If I had the funding, I could direct and write a better movie than either Transformer films.
You need to see the Deluxe version of King Kong for the extra scenes that were edited for time. We think that Michael Bay ripped off our idea for the fight scene with Kong and the Tyrannosaurs. It looks like the fight Prime had with Megatron, Starscream, and friends. Naomi Watts is much better looking than Megan Fox, plus Naomi can actually act and isn't just on screen as a sex object. KK also has the military which doesn't have non-production weapons like rail guns.
Michael Bay did not write the story nor do the CGI work. So its not he that ripped it off.. And i could make something and people say i ripped it off and i didnt have any idea i made something similar to something else.
And im 16. I prefer transformers over most other movies..
King Kong is kinda boring, its a good movie. But kinda boring for my age. Im a teenager and you are propably like 30 - 40 years old? Not trying to offend. Just saying we have different opinions.
Rail gun is a prototype classified weapon, for all we know the military might keep weapons way more insane than that.. I bet theres stuff similar to Sector 7 aswell (not researching aliens, but like a group that even the secretary of defence doesent know about)
LOL. They should have just made this a Species vs. Transformers movie (via Jason vs Freddy and Alien vs Predator). Then I might have bothered to see it. Might have...but still probably not.
Luv RiffTrax
Oh...and Netflix just put a bunch of MST3K episodes on Instant Watch. Brilliant stuff. Go check it out.
"Via" means "through," "by way of," or "in the vein of."
Oh...and if you're going to critique a person's word usage, you might want to pay attention to your own. It's "sense" not "sence." "Sence" isn't even a word. You might want to invest in a dictionary.
LMAO.....whoa whoa whao whao whao WHAO WHAO WHAO whoa thats all silo buff dose in all his movies lol. IM ACTUALLY GOING TO BUY THIS COPY OF TRANSFOMERS RATHER THAN THE ORIGINAL just b/c this one suckd, but when its been riffed well, cant beat that when they shoot down a crappy movie lol
Talk about dropping the ball. You have in your hands the worst movie of the decade and you joke about people running out of libraries? No wonder society still consumes this; even the so called critics agree with the worldview of this toy robot movie. You just lost a fan.
conradbrean: Ahh, in this one clip they joked about running out of libraries but also referenced Howard Zinn and used the word "dialectic". The men of Rifftrax have always been a masterful blend of the Everyman and the Intellectual.
I thought that was pretty much the plot of all these 'block buster' movies: tits, explosions, bad acting, and no plot. Kids today and their movies *shakes cane*
Watched it tonight and give it 4 of 5 stars. The despair is palpable, as is the funny. It is a thing of beauty that gives me an urge to watch Coleman Francis. The only thing missing was some well-timed refueling theme music.
I just thought of something- so is Mikaela going to have to pay for the damage to that Saturn...or is that something she and Sam are going to try and get the government to foot to the taxpayers to cover-up the Transformer-on-campus fiasco?
Wow, if that's how you're doing Revenge of the Fallen, then what are you going to do for Dragonball Evolution? That movie is the next Hobgoblins, I tell you.
Tin foil hat guys rock. If you just ignore what they're saying and watch them make complete asses out of themselves, it's actually quite entertaining.
Yay I just watched the first movie ala Rifftrax yesterday (I had not seen it without the riff and would not see it without the riff) and now I get to see this for the first time riffed!
Okay, now, look, I haven't seen the movie, so I can't judge, but --- wouldn't the smart thing to do have been to jump from the car? I mean, they were over water ....
So, would you rather be forced to watch emo vampires or penis robots?
Me? I don't know...since I've already watched Transformers 2 I can probably stand it again...probably. Then again I don't see how emo vampires could be any worse than Transformers 2...I mean I'm going into the movie with low expectations, and the movie CAN'T have a wide-screen closeup of a man in a thong..it can't..
You can only wonder what Shia sounds like dubbed in another language in this movie. Non non non non non non non non non non non non non non non non in french or nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein in german. lol.
alekesam 3 weeks ago
They WEREN'T random, although that WAS funny, he was saying,
"Drive drive drive drive drive."
BellaCullen325 1 month ago
@BellaCullen325 Maybe they could've had it that Megan Fox's character was on a long vacation with her family.
GameStation3 2 months ago
1:50 Dubstep.
majormax13 2 months ago 4
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I haven't seen a sexy shapeshifter killer alien since...what Species movie are we up to now?
Species 4 The Awakening
Yeah since that and I haven't seen one in robot form since....which Terminator movie are we up to now
Terminator 4 Salvation
Right since those 8 movies and the dozens more i don't have the time or energy to mention :D
Druzilla11 2 months ago
I haven't seen a sexy shapeshifter killer alien...what Species movie are we up to now?
Species 4 The Awakening
Yeah since that and I haven't seen one in robot form since....which Terminator movie are we up to now
Terminator 4 Salvation
Right since those 8 movies and the dozens more i don't have the time or energy to mention :D
Druzilla11 2 months ago
@barbaro267 Orly? well that makes sense than.
BionicTurtleWizard 2 months ago
love that slight giggle at 1:40 when the stammering comes in.
DomIstKrieg 3 months ago
@BellaCullen325
Wat do u mean a better excuse? They are practically fawning over each other the first two movies and then suddenly POW! Let's just be friends. You can't tell me it was stupid teen live either because their relationship was to dramatic to be just that. Sorry I usually don't get this dramatic about this kind of stuff but...
BionicTurtleWizard 4 months ago
The stuttering part killed me.. xD
StormyM187 4 months ago
It bothers me how in the third movie megan fox just isn't there because she "broke up"with the main character guy. Really? You save the world with the guy twice while dating and then later you figure "I don't like you like that." ?
BionicTurtleWizard 5 months ago 3
@BionicTurtleWizard Well, give me a better excuse then.
BellaCullen325 4 months ago
@BionicTurtleWizard well, she couldn't be in the movie. She got fired by the producer for comparing Michael Bay to Hitler.
barbaro267 2 months ago 2
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
BuddhaBot 5 months ago 35
wowowowowowowoowowowowow
kangax 5 months ago
I SOOOOOO can't wait for the DVD release of Dark of the Moon. Once it's out, my Rifftrax collection will be complete! >;D
Bobzeaux 6 months ago
woah
SamuraiPie8111 6 months ago
...nope, still not watchable. thats impressive, not even rifftrax can save this movie.
Capstain259 6 months ago
So many oppurtunities in this two minute video alone to kill Shia LeBeouf, and all of them wasted!
JamesOhGoodie 7 months ago 3
@Snapscape Regarding the "Transformers vs. King Kong" fight. Let's see here: A fight in a reboot ripping off a fight scene from a remake! Hollywood isn't that unoriginal, is it? :)
DarkWriter31 7 months ago
I never met Mr. Jackson or any of the cast. There was many people who worked on the visuals. I assisted with motion editing of a few of the larger creatures such as the Piranhadon and the Triceratops. Sadly were never seen on the big screen (deluxe version only) which I was hoping when taking my family and friends to see it. Lengthy process with each person having specific tasks. A once in a lifetime experience as I've never done anything on that level since. Glad you liked it.
Snapscape 7 months ago
He's just... stuttering random syllables now!
MrBuch169169 7 months ago
@NateSean Sadly I learned that too late.... Oh wow! You hear less girly screaming at a Jonas Brother concert! That's sooo true! XD
StarWarsChick15 7 months ago
Fair warning. Do not take a drink of water at any point while watching Rifftrax.
NateSean 8 months ago
I liked the Transformers movies but they WERE terrible.
PsychoJosh 8 months ago
was that a pretender from generation 1?
NuclearXpotato1100 10 months ago
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criticaljimmk 1 year ago
Comic Con 2009, they were hosting a panel discussion and asked the audience what movie they should riff next, and whythey should riff it. It wasn't out on DVD yet, but I suggested RotF because of one thing; robot testicles.
You're welcome, youtube. ;D *lol*
Bobzeaux 1 year ago 7
0:16
they even ripped the epic slides from GTA:IV
awesomly47 1 year ago
This movie was retarded im glad they made fun of it
bloodraynegoddess 1 year ago 6
Where's Zoidberg when you need him?
gmanleader0 1 year ago
lol, i hated this movie,..i got VERY tired of all the studering and crude humor
11033066099 1 year ago 3
Lord, you hear less girlish screaming at a Jonas Brothers concert.
DurzaGaiden 1 year ago 3
This particular sequence highlights one of the many, many, many problems with this POS movie: the camera...never...stays...still! My God, it's always whipping around, zooming, flying, and never focusing on anything, making it impossible to tell what is going on and giving us no reason to care. It's so aggravating, almost as bad as having every single shot be a sun-up or sun-down. Oh, and nice continuity error: the car's bumper magically heals between shots.
thejoexman 1 year ago 4
@thejoexman I've never had a problem tracking the camera. It's the abysmal story that kills them for me.
SPSchnepp2 1 year ago
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T
saiyanprince09 1 year ago 5
I actually liked both the movies but this is still some funny shit.
bakigrappler1 1 year ago 2
@snapscape I completely agree with what you're saying! It's exactly what I think of this movie! It focuses more on the story of these people instead of what they should be showing more of: the actual transformers!!! Like the title!!
trekkie627 1 year ago
hanshotfirst1138 1 year ago 7
Sheesh, I thought that when they made a Transformers movie, it would at lest be like the one from the 80's but no, they put that annoying shia kid in it.
harmonyXsuzukaze 1 year ago
so... many... whoas
kingofmonsters14 1 year ago
give him credit, the stuff hes supposed to be afraid of arent even there
MattD1982 1 year ago
This movie was so awful, I don't even think I can watch it again even with rifftrax. As funny as this was, I just can't take 3 hours of another Michael Bay shitfest.
WinstonFisher 1 year ago 3
Hey, this actually makes the movie watchable!
hanshotfirst1138 1 year ago
I liked Transformers 2 and they made it even more enjoyable. Thanks Rifftrax.
aztekarrow 1 year ago
"They found parking on campus, and they're going to leave their space? Idiots!" Lol, so true.
gretalee27 1 year ago 45
dridridri dri driv drive drive. ra ra ra ra rara ra ra ra ra. de de de de de de
METALkaiser27 1 year ago
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO...NONONONONONONONONO...NONO...WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA. Theres the movie.
tegolin 1 year ago
fags
naarakyu 1 year ago
NO! The terminator blew up the library's section on the Eragon books! That's just sick.
sirtrino 1 year ago
Doesn't he mean WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA....................*deep inhale*....WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!
DrStrangefate 1 year ago 3
"they found parking at they're camping and they're leaving? IDIOTS!" XD
brunobliss 1 year ago
"God , you hear less girlish screaming at a Jonas Brothers concert."
LOL, i love these guys! XD
Rantandum 1 year ago 3
And the dozens more I don't have the time to mention.
ErichoTTA 1 year ago
And THIS is what makes these terrible movies worth getting on DVD.
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 years ago 2
NO YOU DUMBIES! DONT LEAVE YOUR PARKING SPACE! YOURE IN COLLEGE, sooooo stupid! lol thats what he should have said. IDIOTS! lol
Alexchannel217 2 years ago
A Shia LaBoeuf movie that involves the main characters getting carried over a river in a car attached to a large metal transporter?
So this is Eagle Eye, right?
JoeFox23 2 years ago 4
And this sentence is a legimit reason to make spambots illegal- Really they have crossed the line
CountVanAccount 2 years ago
I loved this movie! Best 2-hour trailer ever! Who thought robot carnage could be so entertaining? Way better than Armageddon! Michael Bay, you've done it again!
tetavo 2 years ago 3
They're parking on campus and they're leaving their space? IDIOTS!
Headbanger142 2 years ago
i know, right? Theyre idiots! lol
Alexchannel217 2 years ago
whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
spamtrooper1 2 years ago 5
heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey
mst3k4evur 2 years ago 2
no no no no no no no no no
Alexchannel217 2 years ago 3
I'm surprised they made no Twilight jokes when the robo girl destroyed the library, you know?
"She's pissed because the new shipment of Breaking Dawn hasn't come in yet".
FirstTsurugi06 2 years ago 27
lol good one. that made me laugh! hehehehe!
prettygirlmadison 2 years ago
Yes, thank you. Call it modesty, but Twilight jokes are easy.
FirstTsurugi06 2 years ago
lol yeah. but i never saw the movie twilight, and i dont really want to. idk. lol but good joke! :D
prettygirlmadison 2 years ago
lol that would be funnny if he said that. or "shes pissed because she lost her library card!"
Alexchannel217 2 years ago
Doesn't he mean: "whoa whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa..." He said "whoa" about 97 times. And he STILL didn't beat LaBouf's record. :|
"The tinfoil hat guy gave Mike, Kevin and Bill's riffing of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen two thumbs up, a rating he had previously only given to a shopping cart wheel that he believed influenced the 2004 presidential election."
the side bar comments are just as funny as the riffs themselves xD
DigitalBookWorm 2 years ago 3
drivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrive
Alexchannel217 2 years ago
So much to do with a horrible movie!
DrCowboyFace 2 years ago 2
This movie is so overrated THNX RIFFTRAX for making it worth watching
jumanjalepeno 2 years ago 8
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hey, could u some how send me this video, but with out the commentary? i just like the music in it
dmpjmc 2 years ago
"She's not after them, she's just reacting as anybody would to their /Saturn Astra/"
Albylion 2 years ago
@Albylion
Best line in the clip IMO.
nervmeister 1 year ago
I thought it was funny at the end when megan fox and shia labeouf were dodging all these missiles and slamming themselves this and there, and at the end, fox goes unscathed.
Dabomb1237 2 years ago
Her large forehead acts as a shield against explosions and bullets. Therefore allowing her to not take any damage.
infessted 2 years ago 5
lol makes sense
Dabomb1237 2 years ago
I'm only in it for the giant robot fighting scenes, I just skip the rest of the movie. DX
archus777 2 years ago 6
The camera shakes so much I can't tell what the fuck is going on, even with rifftrax this is just horrible!
Roflauncher 2 years ago
lol you're slow.
sonicballer8888 2 years ago
maybe Michael J Fox was directing?
fifthofnovember 2 years ago
You hear less girlish screaming at a Jonas Brothers concert.
KenMacMillan 2 years ago
Wow! Just get a load of all these thumb downed comments here. Evidence that there are in fact devoted Michael Bay fans willing to support his epic shittyness & attempt to dissuade the detractors from their just cause of calling Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen one of the worst movies to grace the American cinema complex.
SordidSleeper 2 years ago 28
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im not a fan of michael bay at all. i dont even know who he is! i just know hes a director. but i did like the movie. sam witwicky is the hottest boy in the movie EVER!
prettygirlmadison 2 years ago
GO GO GO GO! NOW NOW NOW NOW! Look out, look out, look out!
Most of Lebeef's lines right there. Sorry for ruining half the movie for you guys.
iSOBigD 2 years ago 2
I wanna watch Rifftrax using silhouettes from MST3K! They should make that feature!
tredlow 2 years ago 3
RiffTrax, we don't make movies, we make them watchable. I hated both Transformers movies.
Snapscape 2 years ago 77
@Snapscape Amen brother
METALkaiser27 1 year ago
@Snapscape why the hell would u hat them
13Mrcoolguy 1 year ago
@13Mrcoolguy Because it wasn't the Transformers. More like pussified robots with machine guns. Plus the stories, acting, dialogue, and director all sucked. The Transformers I know are powerful with advanced energy weapons that lay waste to human armies. Those stories were about them, not about a guy and his slut, or dogs fucking, or moron parents, or the military.
Snapscape 1 year ago 2
@Snapscape I don't know if even this can make this movie bearable.
hanshotfirst1138 1 year ago
@Snapscape But this one was so much worse.
PSshadow92 1 year ago
@Snapscape same here
DRisLegend200919 1 year ago
@Snapscape
Thats because you a gay fag..
How can you not like : Huge robot fights, huge explosions, millitary, hot chicks, awesome cars, good comedy and some more insane editing ..
What movies do you watch ? Twilight?
Ole1k 9 months ago
@Ole1k I like good stories with intelligent dialogue and interesting characters. Twilight has basically the same flat boring garbage as Transformers. Perfect for someone like yourself who seems to be into movies that don't require a lot of thought.
Snapscape 9 months ago
@Snapscape
I never even looked at a single clip from Twilight lol..
Transformers are great movies with great stories.. Sure they aint no makes you think for ages movies but its the best movies i ever watched and if you had any idea how hard it is to make all the robots and stuff.. because its all made on computers which takes alot of time.. Editing is what takes most time in these movies. Even many explosions are made on their computers :p
Ole1k 9 months ago
@Ole1k The movies have no stories. There's continuity errors galore. If you can't see this then you should just stick to movies with hot chicks and explosions.
Snapscape 9 months ago
@Snapscape
Come back in under 2 years with a better movie and i will agree with you.
Ole1k 9 months ago
@Snapscape
I give you less than two years to make a better movie than Revenge of The Fallen.
If you do, i will agree with you.
Ole1k 9 months ago
@Ole1k Have you seen King Kong (2005)? I was one of the visual effects animators for that film and it was rated better than both Transformers movies by critics and movie goers alike. I wasn't the director, but I helped create the film. If I had the funding, I could direct and write a better movie than either Transformer films.
Snapscape 9 months ago
@Snapscape
Yeah i seen King Kong.. It was good :D But giant monkey aint got nothing on big robots, big explosions, millitary, sexy cars and megan fox :)
Ole1k 9 months ago
You need to see the Deluxe version of King Kong for the extra scenes that were edited for time. We think that Michael Bay ripped off our idea for the fight scene with Kong and the Tyrannosaurs. It looks like the fight Prime had with Megatron, Starscream, and friends. Naomi Watts is much better looking than Megan Fox, plus Naomi can actually act and isn't just on screen as a sex object. KK also has the military which doesn't have non-production weapons like rail guns.
Snapscape 9 months ago
@Snapscape
Michael Bay did not write the story nor do the CGI work. So its not he that ripped it off.. And i could make something and people say i ripped it off and i didnt have any idea i made something similar to something else.
And im 16. I prefer transformers over most other movies..
King Kong is kinda boring, its a good movie. But kinda boring for my age. Im a teenager and you are propably like 30 - 40 years old? Not trying to offend. Just saying we have different opinions.
Ole1k 9 months ago
@Snapscape
Rail gun is a prototype classified weapon, for all we know the military might keep weapons way more insane than that.. I bet theres stuff similar to Sector 7 aswell (not researching aliens, but like a group that even the secretary of defence doesent know about)
Ole1k 9 months ago
@Snapscape then you definitely hated the third one Dark of the Moon
davincent98 6 months ago
@davincent98 Yes.
Snapscape 6 months ago
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, i lost it about there.
DomIstKrieg 2 years ago 71
@DomIstKrieg I completely lost it on the 25th woah in particular. That was the funiest one.
NIN992 1 year ago
LOL. They should have just made this a Species vs. Transformers movie (via Jason vs Freddy and Alien vs Predator). Then I might have bothered to see it. Might have...but still probably not.
Luv RiffTrax
Oh...and Netflix just put a bunch of MST3K episodes on Instant Watch. Brilliant stuff. Go check it out.
magpiepeck 2 years ago 13
via? how does that word make any sence in your statement?
KSmittlez 2 years ago 2
"Via" means "through," "by way of," or "in the vein of."
Oh...and if you're going to critique a person's word usage, you might want to pay attention to your own. It's "sense" not "sence." "Sence" isn't even a word. You might want to invest in a dictionary.
magpiepeck 2 years ago 4
@magpiepeck
I think you meant to say "ala" Jason V Freddy
But yes you're right. Smittlez is a doucher
DrStrangefate 1 year ago
does anyone know the title of the song thats playing in this scene?
m031890 2 years ago
LMAO.....whoa whoa whao whao whao WHAO WHAO WHAO whoa thats all silo buff dose in all his movies lol. IM ACTUALLY GOING TO BUY THIS COPY OF TRANSFOMERS RATHER THAN THE ORIGINAL just b/c this one suckd, but when its been riffed well, cant beat that when they shoot down a crappy movie lol
newm123 2 years ago 11
Love the Howard Zinn reference.
A "people's" history of United States. Standard required reading at every liberal university in the country. *ugh*
manstein1973 2 years ago
Fucking great!! Funny!
JTMHollywood 2 years ago
honestly, Transformers 2 would've been better if all the robots got replaced by Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
ShootStyleZombie 2 years ago 6
Formula for the best movie ever.
lilacwine42 2 years ago
That's kind of true of any robot movie, methinks :P Heck, any movie in general!
KDlala 2 years ago
Absolutely hilarious!!
Bennybnyhc 2 years ago
Transformers 2 was a horrible, horrible movie, that I hope Mike Nelson and pals tore apart
thereefshark 2 years ago 3
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.
CrixMakin 2 years ago
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I just dont find any of this funny. :/
Optimuspot420 2 years ago
Robot Scrotum!
drazmod 2 years ago
Look everyone its the t-1000
WaterfallChunin 2 years ago
When I see Shia LaBarf in a library, I can draw a parallel to myself at a nail parlor; I wouldn't know what to do.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 3
lmao, doesn't he mean whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa *gasp for air* whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
gracielovie 2 years ago 7
I know people went to see this movie for the action but the plot is full of holes that the action gets trapped in it.
Emplordxiii 2 years ago 3
Just shooting fish in a barrel for these guys.
Anynom 2 years ago
RA RA RA RA RA RA
BashirH 2 years ago
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Talk about dropping the ball. You have in your hands the worst movie of the decade and you joke about people running out of libraries? No wonder society still consumes this; even the so called critics agree with the worldview of this toy robot movie. You just lost a fan.
conradbrean 2 years ago
Dude, it's only a two minute sample, sure the rest of the movie has them ripping Bay to shreds.
Anynom 2 years ago
Yes, they rip on Bay many times on the movie. The riff makes the movie great, since the movie is stupid.
Emplordxiii 2 years ago 4
Byeee!
norsef 2 years ago
conradbrean: Ahh, in this one clip they joked about running out of libraries but also referenced Howard Zinn and used the word "dialectic". The men of Rifftrax have always been a masterful blend of the Everyman and the Intellectual.
A550RGY 2 years ago
Duly noted. I hope they are absolutely vicious in the rest of their commentary to this director that clearly hates audiences.
conradbrean 2 years ago 2
LMAO Thank you Mike for riffing on this POS Movie
TheX30 2 years ago
"Wait a minute, they found parking on campus and they're going to LEAVE their spot?"
Seriously LOL'd at that line.
sandrilene23 2 years ago 3
Yeah. It was a pretty sweet spot too, right by the library. I would've ran.
Raulbikcube 2 years ago
Ahhh Micheal Bay just give a few explosions and some bad acting and he can make a movie out of it.
DAVETYIOP 2 years ago 2
I thought that was pretty much the plot of all these 'block buster' movies: tits, explosions, bad acting, and no plot. Kids today and their movies *shakes cane*
stinkoman2x6 2 years ago 5
That's why Rifftrax is here for us. It's the Geritol for our generation.
DAVETYIOP 2 years ago 2
Watched it tonight and give it 4 of 5 stars. The despair is palpable, as is the funny. It is a thing of beauty that gives me an urge to watch Coleman Francis. The only thing missing was some well-timed refueling theme music.
aczilla 2 years ago
That last riff floored me!!! LOLOL!! XD I must buy this one. <3
BekurahToshin 2 years ago
Wow, even at under three minutes AND with a Rifftrax treatment, that was was so depressingly bad it made me want to gnaw my own leg off.
Blitzkrieg1701 2 years ago 2
the only reason to buy the tf2 dvd
samuriazombie 2 years ago
Studdering random syllables FTW
aMANnamedW 2 years ago 3
I just thought of something- so is Mikaela going to have to pay for the damage to that Saturn...or is that something she and Sam are going to try and get the government to foot to the taxpayers to cover-up the Transformer-on-campus fiasco?
uruseiranma 2 years ago
Somebody make a best of thing of this!!! please!!
johnhamilton08 2 years ago
OMIGAWD...Bananas lmfao! Rifftrax once again has made me scream in laughter.
raineandrews 2 years ago
BUYING THIS BITCH.
electrogeek77 2 years ago
LOL nice dig on the Jonas brothers
zeekslider 2 years ago 3
the only way to enjoy Transformers 2 is with these guys mocking it endlessly XD
ReiSilver 2 years ago 7
I see Shia LaBeouf's "paid-by-the-syllable" acting technique from the first hasn't changed.
What was the point of the chick constantly shifting from normal to Decepticon anyway?
fluffyman85 2 years ago 6
The point? Contractual obligations.
section241 2 years ago 2
Wow, if that's how you're doing Revenge of the Fallen, then what are you going to do for Dragonball Evolution? That movie is the next Hobgoblins, I tell you.
Tin foil hat guys rock. If you just ignore what they're saying and watch them make complete asses out of themselves, it's actually quite entertaining.
Phanto5692 2 years ago
I usually apply to that logic when it comes to movies like this.
Just watch the action and listen to the epic music while sitting perfect glad I didnt' spend a dime to watch it :D
EntertainmentIsGood 2 years ago
U MUST BE BROKE
1O0o 2 years ago
Not really I just don't pay for a movie my roomates need me to drive them too see. Can't be giving no free rides, especially in college.
EntertainmentIsGood 2 years ago
The hoz know they get nuthin for free
1O0o 2 years ago
Dammit! I wish the stupid speakers in my laptop would work so I could listen to this. :-(
cab637pup 2 years ago
Yay I just watched the first movie ala Rifftrax yesterday (I had not seen it without the riff and would not see it without the riff) and now I get to see this for the first time riffed!
What I am trying to say is YAY!
jenlight 2 years ago
Okay, now, look, I haven't seen the movie, so I can't judge, but --- wouldn't the smart thing to do have been to jump from the car? I mean, they were over water ....
albee1000 2 years ago 2
Or jump out when they were still on the ground instead of pulling the one guy who was falling out of the car in.
shadowolflash 2 years ago
This movie is painful. Only Rifftrax can make Michael Bay watchable.
windyshrimp 2 years ago 7
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
*breath*
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
MortalEnemie 2 years ago 11
PRAISE GOD! The Worst Movie of 2009 (at least until New Moon comes out) is getting riffed! My hope has momentarily been restored!
CrownedDaemon 2 years ago 12
worse movie of 09?? Wow...stick a fork in me I'm done!!
Rush718 2 years ago
New Moon will probably be terrible, granted... but could it possibly be worse?
DarrylCross 2 years ago 5
We'll see I guess.
CrownedDaemon 2 years ago 2
It's hard to say. Twilight is made of concentrated fail, but it's hard to beat Michael Bay at his own pathetic game.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago
So, would you rather be forced to watch emo vampires or penis robots?
Me? I don't know...since I've already watched Transformers 2 I can probably stand it again...probably. Then again I don't see how emo vampires could be any worse than Transformers 2...I mean I'm going into the movie with low expectations, and the movie CAN'T have a wide-screen closeup of a man in a thong..it can't..
i8246i 2 years ago 2
Is suicide a feasible option?
Either way, I know that I'd come away from either with the vague feeling that I was raped.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 5
Someone microwaved the ketchup packets!
Mistertbones 2 years ago 5