"If the Americans people ever allow the banks to control the issuance of their currency; the banks and corporations that grow up around them will deprive the people of all property; until their children wake up homeless on the continent their forefathers occupied." Thomas Jefferson.
1913 Federal Reserve Act. The day America died.
1963 murdered JFK. The day opposition was crushed.
2001 coup de tat Bush / Cheney. The day the power elite declared war on the world.
@HostileNegotiator no, the death of America happens when INDIVIDUALS lose hope. If you think 'hope' came from voting for a new President, you're already dead.
@mythmanjay Hope has long been dead for roughly 2/3 of the voting population. The banks closed on the people, took all the cash, and robbed them with the governments stamp of approval. Imagine that, it happened again. And again. Why does it keep happening? Hope will not change the course, but it can drive people to come alive.
Since I know people who act just like them and say the same things they're saying it's hard to tell that they're acting. I don't do research and look up people's biographies before watching their videos on YouTube...so you'll have to forgive me for that.
BTW, why would you expect someone to TYPE Southern just because they ARE Southern???
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BTW, I've been living in the south my whole life...you 2 have the most annoying accents/voices I've ever heard. I'll never understand the purpose of the long drawn out sounds that hillbilly ass inbreds make when they speak but it's very annoying and if you had ANY sense you'd be very embarassed. You should see a speech therapist, and make an effort to stop. I know retarded people that can speak better. You 2 are the sorriest gay redneck couple I've ever seen.
Wow. You may live in the south, but talking like that, you are definitely not southren. This show is meant for comedy. "Jackie and Dunlap" are characters that Travis and Johnathan play. People like watching this, apparantly, because of the ratings, subscriptions, etc. If you don't like it....don't watch it.
Just thumbed u up,melscrum! Although I could have sworn Jackie and Dunlop were Berkeley Professors! Their Intelligence, insight and high culture leaves me in total awe of them!
It amazes me how poor white trash people (a lot like youselves) will allow these people to screw you over even more. You all are obsessed with these people. Obama didn't screw anything up...the guy giving the oath did.
If people are being rude to Cheney b/c he's crippled how do you explain why they hated his ass BEFORE he had the wheelchair? This has nothing to do with a wheelchair. Bush worked hard? Yes, he worked hard to fuck this country up, and he's using our money to do it.
our image in the world has been dinged or damaged let me tell you to the extent that that's true people in financial institutions around the world are saying What have you done to us You've made us take on this worthless garbage paper What have you done to us What are you doing to your financial system It ain't about Iraq It ain't about the war on terror So there is Obama running around talking about how we've lost our esteem
That aggravates me like you cannot believe We're going to analyze the debate as things shake out as the program unfolds before your very eyes Of course Obama is as close to ACORN as anybody can be closer to ACORN than anybody ever seeking the presidency And ACORN went out and put their own pressure on these banks and lending institutions political correctness pressure spread this misery far and wide under the terms and definitions of things like affordable housin
wow. these guys are so fucking stupid....my god. its like a plague. seeing the first few seconds made me want to drink wine out of a box and go watch nascar. fuck that. and fuck these guys. jesus christ....
I want hear what Jackie thinks about the republican party electing a Black man to run the republican party. See the republicans know how great Obama is and they wanted their own black leader.
Michael Steele{ A black man } was elected chairman of the Republican National Committee in hopes of rebuilding the republican party.
"cripples- mean" - that's why Cheney was there in a wheelchair, because it diverts people from confronting him and provides more security. It's not ok to harass the guy in the wheel chair but the guy in the wheel chair can still be a grump. Perfect role for the day.
And right on about Ted K, hahaha yeah, he gotta have some light.
I thought Obama was bringing change to our country. First he picks a really old guy as his VP and now he is bringing back everybody from the Clinton administration.
whitecollarwannabe- I'll bet red is your first choice when you are steppin' out in drag on a saturday night in Greenwich Villiage.
I'd also wager you haven't yet unpacked the box you schlepped home with to your crappy Harlem studio when you got pinkslipped from your corporate cubicle next to the janitor's closet.
You thought being a Wallstreet bootlicker would fastrack you to that first million?
No your not seeing a relation. Firstly do you know why your getting paid so high in America for the same job you could do anywhere else cheaper.
American corporations go to countries where the people make less than $3 a day and let them get jobs to make stuff for us which we sell for a 60-130% profit.
So technically more than half of your money belongs to poor foreigners.
Barak Obama wants to raise taxes for people getting more than $250,000 a year. And business getting +150,000.
gluebutt - It is so good to have you back again! Your communist lunkhead idea of punishing the people who make money is exactly the same philosophy that caused the collapse of Russia. Enjoying your rotten potoato stew?
Exactly, he wants to raise taxes for businesses. Who employ people. The businesses, after being taxed to oblivion, fire people. That'll work well for creating jobs.
And what do the foreigners have to do with anything. You weren't really making any relevant point there.
Yes i was making a point. That capitalism is not perfect, and more leftist ideas are correct. Capitalism will only work if there is a 3rd world country to prey on.
Business's make profit yes? Which is why the business doesn't close down yet, because it make profit. Obama's tax plan will charge i believe some percentage of the business's PROFIT. but afterwards they will still have profit for themselves.
Yes, but why tax them in the first place? To give money to the people that sat on their butts during High School? So they can sit with their big screen TVs and $200 cell phones and live off the government while i work hard?
Roughly 40% of America doesn't pay taxes, in fact they technically they pay negative taxes because of welfare and money payed back. The top 1% of America's money makers pay 37% of the country's taxes. They are already taxed enough, so let them keep their $ they worked hard 4
We need to tax people to raise programs like Police, City ect ect. Why we need to tax the rich? Because Nazi Bush started a war against a sovereign nation that will be dubbed the most historically confusing invasion in the modern era which broke the poor and middle class down.
Hmmmm, like i said, he wants to tax the rich to get money for the people that already live off the government. Most of the time the police, city, etc etc, is left to the states to take care of. SO thats finished.
And NAZI Bush? Nazi was more or less the National Socialist Party of Germany. And socialism is much closer to Communism than it is to Conservatism.
He started a war to find weapons that threatened our country. A war that just about everybody supported. And how did it hurt the mid class?
And why is congress (not him because he can't spend a penny without their approval) giving money to the bankers? Because congress, and i will agree Bush pushed for this too, asked banks to give loans to people that couldn't pay for them. So we had to bailout the banks, which i wasn't in favor of, because the libs in congress wanted people that can't afford houses to have them.
And once again he did not start a war. He can't put our troops anywhere without the approval of congress.
gluebutt - so how much profit is Putin allowing Russian businesses to retain? Oh, I forgot, their are no normal, legal businesses in Russia. The government or the criminals get all of the little money that's left since the financial collapse. Oil 40 dollars a barrel, and Russia is back to the days of Dostoyevesky. Crime and Punisment soon, I hope.
too bad i dont live in russian, and too bad im not russian. my president is vladimir voronin.
You insult russia because you dont want to answer me? You dirty republican go straight to changing the subject and insults instead of speaking logically.
The president should have either been Ron Paul or Barack Obama, since obama won im happy. Now nobody gives a fuck about your opinions because Obama has a 70% approval rating, stupid incest-bred southern.
His opinion rating, I believe is going down since people are beginning to doubt the "change" -- it's the same old, same old. Budget is filled with pork and money being wasted outside our borders. Like I said, much more of the same. Love it that we now have a Secretary of the Treasury who "forgot' to pay his taxes. Maybe that will set a precedent for the rest of us to follow suit!
yes because we all know how good it would be to return to the Secretary of the Treasury bush had for us. Don't complain, do your best. Obama clearly said there isn't going to be any change if your just gonna sit on your ass and expect it without contributing.
Psst.. backward, third world mud eating, dog shit brained idiot.. its satire.
Try to steer away from articles/videos in English, as yours is clearly not well enough developed to grasp even basic social constructs as expressed in said language.
Have a nice day now, inbred gypsy.. oh wait, your granny got skull fucked by a German or was it a Russian soldier, should I just call you Fritz or is it Ivan then?
Go fuck yourself. If it werent for the our Slavic soldiers on the the Eastern Front you Americans would be facing a Nazi Europa. Jew hating heaven. Now go fuck your sister you american confederate scum
gluebutt - whoa there partner, you are coming unglued again. We Americans appreciate the Slobs, and all they have done for the world. Let's see now, there was Dracula, Caviar (nasty tasting stuff), cheap vodka, don't forget the Yugo - what a great car, and so much more. I hope we still put the missles in Poland, though, so we can shove them up Putin's butt if necessary.
haha yea see how that goes. Russia has the world biggest arsenal of nuclear weapons.
Russia has the highest production of petroleum in the world
Russia exporting the largest amount of oil in the world.
Nobody messes with Russia. Like Georgia had to find out the hard way when it wanted to claim russian territory. Where were your missiles in Poland then?
Sorry Gluebrain - USA has the biggest functional nuclear arsenal. Russia has a lot of junk, some of which may or may not fly. Yes, Russia has the highest petroleum whatever in the world (except Saudi Arabia), but at 40 dollars a barrel, they might as well be selling fertilizer. Russia has to specialize in beating up on weaker neighbors like Georgia and Ukrane to look tough, but we all know Russia is full of shit. You don't see the USA beating up Mexico or Canada, just terrorists, Yugoboy!
Yes Russia has alot of junk which is why its in G8
organization because it has alot of junk, stupid american idiot. Its petroleum exportation is Bigger than Saudi Arabia as of 2007
Russia never "beat up" Ukraine, and Georgia deserved it for attacked Pro-Russian ASSR territories which include Abkhazia and S.Ossetia which declared independence from Georgia after the sovereignty of the Soviet
i cannot believe obama wants to pat those terorist on the ass and be friends, maybe he should move over there, abide by the army field manuel are you kidding me!!?the damn dummacrats have lost it totaly, our troops get be-headed drug thru the streets like animals, and our new commander and chief dumb ass obama, wants to drink cool-aid with these pigs, and treat them with the respect they did not afford our troops. fuck obama.
hell yes bush wanted to close shit-mo, at the proper time NOW, is NOT the proper time,obama used the closing to get elected now the moron has to suck it up, and it will take much longer than a year to close., obama is a chicken shit.
The world rejoices. America has risen above the kind of ignorance you espouse, kfdjr. You don't have a clue what the administration plans for the Guantanamo detainees, right? But you talk and talk and talk. Stick to things you understand, like.... oooh, that may be tough.
This guys are hailarious and frankly I can symypathize a little bit with what they are saying. Unlike them, however, I live in liberal H** where I live. Cant move though.
You sympathize with a parody of red neck views? Mmmm, complex notion, sunflower. You know this is satire, right? You know these guys are probably more "liberal" than your poor neighbors (who are this moment taking up a collection to move you to Gilbert, Arkansas.)
I dont know if I can trust these old boys. I heard tell that they was a couple of Obama insiders just making up this stuff so as to throw true conservatives like me off the scent. Why I wouldnt put it past that communist Obama to try and pull the wool over our eyes in his effort to overthrow the U.S. of A.
Just look at that wisecrack made against Rush, a true blue American!
Don't comment too often, but I do watch all of these. Love em. Didn't know how this was going to go after the election was over, but you've still got it.
If they were to investigate Bush for 9-11 they would end up having to investigate all the zionists involved. This will never be investigated--not because they are protecting Bush, but because they are protecting the Israeli citizens that have control of our government, and all the people who control them. Might as well forget about 9-11 just like we have to forget about JFK--for the same reason.
Yes. Yes. I hear you. We live in a dangerous world of dark conspiracies, where people and governments act against their own interest all the time. If only people undrstood the media is subject to perfect seamless leak proof control. Oohh those zionists. They make me so mad. They were on the grassy knoll you know with an armored vehicle But they erased the knowledge from the witnesses w/mind control. Luckily we have nut cases like you to keep the "truth" before the public.
I think Oklahoma City like 9/11is a case of gross incompetence on the part of the government. Somebody fucked up and the rest is a cover up.
I think they were investigating domestic hate groups back then. Maybe federal agents were trying to apprehend members of hate group, but ended up making the bombing possible?
To empower legislation former to the patriot act that did not pass congress. Thats why when 9/11 occured they arleady had legislation setup the previous legislation with a new name.
it will be very interesting to see where they place these terrorist, think about it obama,!! you let your canary mouth overload your aligator ass!!, i say send them to ill, let them deal with it.
kf.. if we bring them to the states will we be forced to go to trial. Then we can either shoot them or send them home. I just want to get the fucking thing over. Does anybody realize what it cost evry month to maintain Gitmo? Millions, fuckin millions!
loco... Never heard of this Karan Bible! Do you mean Koran. It is not a bible. Just various, non-sensical Isamlic rants from the big MO. The thing is not even in a logical order.
Completely ...Wrong but nice work. Obama has hit the "Real World" since being "handed" his election so people could feel good about history.
The "Obama War" has already taken 14 lives in Pakistan in just a few days of being in power. Libs continue to promote torture through abortion. Obama is treating terrorists like a BASS tournament.
The only thing "crippled" about Cheney is that frozen pea rattling around in that ugly skull of his that he calls his "brain".
Cheney is so cold blooded that the ice running through his greedy veins destoyed any heart he had at one time. The NWO has to keep his evil as alive using a energizer battery. I say ..PULL THE PLUG!
They're closing Guantanamo cause it's a prison camp in the public eye, so it looks good on them. They've already built new "secret" prison camps, but this time *inside* the US. So nothing is gonna change really. Plus, you can be sure the US government has black ops sites all around the world where they take people to be tortured.
If these prisoners are so dangerous, why haven't they been tried and sentenced?
No one is objecting to improsoning people who have been convicted of commiting crimes. People are objecting to holding people without charges, trials, defense attys and TORTURE.
Come on people, internet debates are a waste of time. Can;t we all just enjoy the video? whether you like it or not, Obama is the president now, and we have to work with him to make sure he doesnt screw up.
I don't have to thank you for anything, your name calling is childish and did you fight for the right to tell others to STFU?
WE started the shit. WE got involved in the ME, they didn't come here.
WHY were we attacked on 9/11?
What does any of that have to do with TRIALS? If these people are guilty, you should have no problem proving it & keeping them in prison/execute them.
I like the idea of giving liberals a tour of Gitmo. The terrorists could throw bodily fluids at the instead of our guards. After that, they could all join hands and sing cumbyah.
They would probably throw kisses at them instead. The liberals are their best friends. Many liberals would be their first targets in a Muslim country. We know how the feel about non believers and gays. Death.
I am a woman who is a republican who loves Red State Update, guns, beer, God, and Obama. I guess that's America. Anyway, I think you left a conspiracy out. I can't think of it now because I drank some champagne and it's late.
Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. Just because a group of people agree on ONE belief doesn't mean they all share the same values, principles, and ideals. There is no book, dogma, or church that tells atheists how to think. The idea that the collective opinions, beliefs, or goals of one atheist represents that of any other atheist is pure ignorance. Atheists have ONE shared belief, that there is no god. That's it. Other beliefs represent the individual, not the group.
Well said, bedtechs. Atheism is a religion like silence is a language.
Atheists are smart and stupid, rich and poor, conservative and liberal, socialist and libertarian, anarchists and government-lovers, and anything else that people might be, except for having beliefs in gods.
I gotta agree that bedtechs explains this well as does NoDeity ...
But the fastest growing religion is not having a religion, which is a big start on rational thinking.
One more thing ... pretending that tossing god will make you grab a particular political ideology (like communism) is total stupidity. Giving up a failed religion is no reason to take up a failed political ideology.
Christians spout the ten commandments - then forget lying is wrong even in their most warped beliefs.
Why do we have a base in Cuba anyway? I mean, for Pete's sake, they're only 60 miles from Florida. It's not like Cuba is going to start something, and we're all just going to stand around wondering how we get there.
I say we move the whole kit and kaboodle to South Florida, and give some more Americans jobs.
Right. I think we should close it down and give it back to Cuba. We can have a special prison (South Florida is good I agree) just for this. Our prison's have max security and we have the guys who did the first WTC attack, Ted Bundy, the guy who killed RFK, Charles Manson, Tim McVeigh. Our prisons have Nazi's and all these gangs and shit. Our Corrections system isn't perfect but we can handle it (studying Corrections now).
Lol...end times. I wonder, throughout history, exactly how many 'end times' there have been. It's bullshit. Civilization may end, but the human race will not. We will start over with all new bullshit religions and superstitions to fuck us up all over again.
what??
KeoshiSmith 1 year ago
Why don't you rednecks admit it ? you don't like Obama because he's part African American......!
METALMAN4Wii 1 year ago
@METALMAN4Wii Nawww, I hate his white side just as much as the negro side
tonypybus 1 year ago 2
@METALMAN4Wii Shut up Metalman, you racist! :)
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OBAMAisHalfCaste 1 year ago
"If the Americans people ever allow the banks to control the issuance of their currency; the banks and corporations that grow up around them will deprive the people of all property; until their children wake up homeless on the continent their forefathers occupied." Thomas Jefferson.
1913 Federal Reserve Act. The day America died.
1963 murdered JFK. The day opposition was crushed.
2001 coup de tat Bush / Cheney. The day the power elite declared war on the world.
2008 hope.
HostileNegotiator 1 year ago
@HostileNegotiator no, the death of America happens when INDIVIDUALS lose hope. If you think 'hope' came from voting for a new President, you're already dead.
mythmanjay 1 year ago
@mythmanjay Hope has long been dead for roughly 2/3 of the voting population. The banks closed on the people, took all the cash, and robbed them with the governments stamp of approval. Imagine that, it happened again. And again. Why does it keep happening? Hope will not change the course, but it can drive people to come alive.
HostileNegotiator 1 year ago
@HostileNegotiator I'm sorry you mistake 'money' for hope; all I can do is pity you while I live eternally for free.
mythmanjay 1 year ago
repping Ten-a-key....whoop whoop....obama is the man ....screw all you republican conservative, close minded, douschebags...
jeeprunner13 2 years ago
Meekrat Manor.
AndrewXAnarchy 2 years ago
Rush Limbaugh "Mainly he wants a giant bin of Oxycontin to dive around in like a porpoise" lmao
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zaneman1 2 years ago
Plenty of your stuff goes over my head, but I get enough to know how good you are.
9921yourwong 2 years ago
And for God's sake...learn how to spell XD !
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LoveAmericaStyle 2 years ago
Since I know people who act just like them and say the same things they're saying it's hard to tell that they're acting. I don't do research and look up people's biographies before watching their videos on YouTube...so you'll have to forgive me for that.
BTW, why would you expect someone to TYPE Southern just because they ARE Southern???
amethyst0285 3 years ago
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BTW, I've been living in the south my whole life...you 2 have the most annoying accents/voices I've ever heard. I'll never understand the purpose of the long drawn out sounds that hillbilly ass inbreds make when they speak but it's very annoying and if you had ANY sense you'd be very embarassed. You should see a speech therapist, and make an effort to stop. I know retarded people that can speak better. You 2 are the sorriest gay redneck couple I've ever seen.
amethyst0285 3 years ago
They're actors, for god's sake. Get over yourself.
kebnabi 3 years ago 2
Wow. You may live in the south, but talking like that, you are definitely not southren. This show is meant for comedy. "Jackie and Dunlap" are characters that Travis and Johnathan play. People like watching this, apparantly, because of the ratings, subscriptions, etc. If you don't like it....don't watch it.
melscrum 3 years ago
Just thumbed u up,melscrum! Although I could have sworn Jackie and Dunlop were Berkeley Professors! Their Intelligence, insight and high culture leaves me in total awe of them!
satanomarxist98 2 years ago
It amazes me how poor white trash people (a lot like youselves) will allow these people to screw you over even more. You all are obsessed with these people. Obama didn't screw anything up...the guy giving the oath did.
Go kill yourselves.
amethyst0285 3 years ago
If people are being rude to Cheney b/c he's crippled how do you explain why they hated his ass BEFORE he had the wheelchair? This has nothing to do with a wheelchair. Bush worked hard? Yes, he worked hard to fuck this country up, and he's using our money to do it.
amethyst0285 3 years ago
would you give it a rest ur being rediculous
Horselover4God 2 years ago
I gave it a rest 2 weeks ago...and you're bringing it back up again. YOU give it a rest XD !
amethyst0285 2 years ago
i didnt look @ the date when u made tht comment but still u were being over the top saying things like go kill yourselves
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our image in the world has been dinged or damaged let me tell you to the extent that that's true people in financial institutions around the world are saying What have you done to us You've made us take on this worthless garbage paper What have you done to us What are you doing to your financial system It ain't about Iraq It ain't about the war on terror So there is Obama running around talking about how we've lost our esteem
navyman0290 3 years ago
You hate blacks you bastards!
padude64 3 years ago
Yeah, you're a real great person. What kind of person posts things like that?
BevHills 3 years ago
lol
ipwnm00bs 3 years ago
fuckin rednecks! you are why everyone hates America fuck you!!!! dumbass inbreds!!!
ipwnm00bs 3 years ago
That aggravates me like you cannot believe We're going to analyze the debate as things shake out as the program unfolds before your very eyes Of course Obama is as close to ACORN as anybody can be closer to ACORN than anybody ever seeking the presidency And ACORN went out and put their own pressure on these banks and lending institutions political correctness pressure spread this misery far and wide under the terms and definitions of things like affordable housin
navyman0290 3 years ago
This is brilliant satire, folks.
Gitmo=Jurassic Park to help the economy. perfect.
mcrisrivera 3 years ago
I remember my first beer
Philofthefuture87 3 years ago
Ron Pual, baby.
chewbaca1989 3 years ago
....?
matsonit 3 years ago
I think video is making fun of the red States
hsuehhs 3 years ago
wow. these guys are so fucking stupid....my god. its like a plague. seeing the first few seconds made me want to drink wine out of a box and go watch nascar. fuck that. and fuck these guys. jesus christ....
cyboargninja 3 years ago
it's intended as satire...
jayfly83 3 years ago
ok.....this as got boring after the frist 5 seconds.
ToXiKxK1LL3RxJUGGALO 3 years ago
I want hear what Jackie thinks about the republican party electing a Black man to run the republican party. See the republicans know how great Obama is and they wanted their own black leader.
Michael Steele{ A black man } was elected chairman of the Republican National Committee in hopes of rebuilding the republican party.
spock8585 3 years ago
These guy are annoying...
n701204x 3 years ago
i love u guys!
torresgirl3434343 3 years ago
"If we gonna do the oath again, why not just do the whole election again without the crazy poem lady of the racist prayer guy."
robertosmith93 3 years ago
these guys highly watched
desertblbuesman 3 years ago
I love that the RNC elects its first African-American leader . The republican party being lead by a Black Man.
spock8585 3 years ago
This has gotten ridiculous.
again2021 3 years ago
That was awesome. The crazy thing is I think I know some people who would actually agree with Dunlap seriously.
TacticusPrime 3 years ago
Meerkat Manor pwns. Not as much as RSU tho.
PVTSolis 3 years ago
I wanna be just like Jackie, when I grow old and confused.... what?!
OneCloudMind 3 years ago
Best damn show on youtube!!!!!
OneCloudMind 3 years ago
Islam and the Kiss Army.... they will take over the world.
weezer543 3 years ago 2
Not one Statler Brother to be found!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Cheney DID look like Old Man Potter.... oh how good a white cat would've looked on his lap.
weezer543 3 years ago
ROFL - thanks for another chuckle. A cup of java and thou - great way to start the day.
Flowerchild4love 3 years ago
This show went downhill fast.
riethc 3 years ago
Agreed, I can no longer find this shit funny.
zaneman1 3 years ago
Hey Jackie n Dunlap! i missed you!
"cripples- mean" - that's why Cheney was there in a wheelchair, because it diverts people from confronting him and provides more security. It's not ok to harass the guy in the wheel chair but the guy in the wheel chair can still be a grump. Perfect role for the day.
And right on about Ted K, hahaha yeah, he gotta have some light.
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
aseholes !
anno4you 3 years ago
Guantanamo being the new Jurassic Park hahahaha ROFL!
floydroze 3 years ago 2
Potter! Classic!
marcogreek 3 years ago 4
Proctor & Gamble???
velour51 3 years ago
Guantanamo Luxury Lodge - Waterboarding facilities in every room!
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago
ya'lls gotta slow down 'for i git a hernia
steviebkhall 3 years ago
Call it:
Guantanimo Bay!!
"GET-YER-ASS-KICKED-park"
jmsazboy 3 years ago
i swear, this is a funny vid. juss look at the comments.
cant we juss agree that we disagree and move on?
rockingout1018 3 years ago
Excellant video,hilarious
ollowert 3 years ago
Stupid video
TTOM7104 3 years ago
I thought Obama was bringing change to our country. First he picks a really old guy as his VP and now he is bringing back everybody from the Clinton administration.
EnjoiBoy7 3 years ago 6
And you forgot everyone that has screwed up Illonois!
RecceMan90 3 years ago
RecceMan90 - not as bad as you screwed up the spelling of ill-annoy-us
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago
I know really. He wants change? And he brings in a guy that has been in the senate for a very long time.
samishxc2 3 years ago
his agenda is change. how come NOBODY understands that?
lor108avi 3 years ago
HEHEHEE! Hi guys, missed ya!
rbarnella 3 years ago
Rednecks
RedStates
I thought Red sybolized communision, anger, intolerance and DEFICITS
when a company is doing bad they are "IN THE RED" right?
whitecollarcriminal 3 years ago
whitecollarwannabe- I'll bet red is your first choice when you are steppin' out in drag on a saturday night in Greenwich Villiage.
I'd also wager you haven't yet unpacked the box you schlepped home with to your crappy Harlem studio when you got pinkslipped from your corporate cubicle next to the janitor's closet.
You thought being a Wallstreet bootlicker would fastrack you to that first million?
Ha! Whatcha gonna do now Trump???
Well, you've always got that red dress...
DanOblacksmith 3 years ago
Well really if you think about it conservatives want less gov't. Communism is LOTS of gov't.
Communism wants to distribute people's money that they worked hard for to lazy people that sit on their ass.
Conservatives want to let you keep what is yours.
Barack Obama wants to raise taxes for people and corporations. Am i seeing a relation here?
samishxc2 3 years ago
No your not seeing a relation. Firstly do you know why your getting paid so high in America for the same job you could do anywhere else cheaper.
American corporations go to countries where the people make less than $3 a day and let them get jobs to make stuff for us which we sell for a 60-130% profit.
So technically more than half of your money belongs to poor foreigners.
Barak Obama wants to raise taxes for people getting more than $250,000 a year. And business getting +150,000.
glebbukov 3 years ago
gluebutt - It is so good to have you back again! Your communist lunkhead idea of punishing the people who make money is exactly the same philosophy that caused the collapse of Russia. Enjoying your rotten potoato stew?
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago
Exactly, he wants to raise taxes for businesses. Who employ people. The businesses, after being taxed to oblivion, fire people. That'll work well for creating jobs.
And what do the foreigners have to do with anything. You weren't really making any relevant point there.
samishxc2 3 years ago
Yes i was making a point. That capitalism is not perfect, and more leftist ideas are correct. Capitalism will only work if there is a 3rd world country to prey on.
Business's make profit yes? Which is why the business doesn't close down yet, because it make profit. Obama's tax plan will charge i believe some percentage of the business's PROFIT. but afterwards they will still have profit for themselves.
glebbukov 3 years ago
Yes, but why tax them in the first place? To give money to the people that sat on their butts during High School? So they can sit with their big screen TVs and $200 cell phones and live off the government while i work hard?
Roughly 40% of America doesn't pay taxes, in fact they technically they pay negative taxes because of welfare and money payed back. The top 1% of America's money makers pay 37% of the country's taxes. They are already taxed enough, so let them keep their $ they worked hard 4
samishxc2 3 years ago
We need to tax people to raise programs like Police, City ect ect. Why we need to tax the rich? Because Nazi Bush started a war against a sovereign nation that will be dubbed the most historically confusing invasion in the modern era which broke the poor and middle class down.
glebbukov 3 years ago
Hmmmm, like i said, he wants to tax the rich to get money for the people that already live off the government. Most of the time the police, city, etc etc, is left to the states to take care of. SO thats finished.
And NAZI Bush? Nazi was more or less the National Socialist Party of Germany. And socialism is much closer to Communism than it is to Conservatism.
He started a war to find weapons that threatened our country. A war that just about everybody supported. And how did it hurt the mid class?
samishxc2 3 years ago
He started a war that he was unwilling to pass taxes to pay for. Nothing conservative about that.
The bottom line is that the bill is due.
More money has been given to rich, lying bankers in the past few months that went to the old, the lazy or the ill in more than a decade.
If you cut out every bit of welfare, you wouldn't put a dent into what they are giving the pigmen bankers.
gmfutube 3 years ago
And why is congress (not him because he can't spend a penny without their approval) giving money to the bankers? Because congress, and i will agree Bush pushed for this too, asked banks to give loans to people that couldn't pay for them. So we had to bailout the banks, which i wasn't in favor of, because the libs in congress wanted people that can't afford houses to have them.
And once again he did not start a war. He can't put our troops anywhere without the approval of congress.
samishxc2 3 years ago
gluebutt - so how much profit is Putin allowing Russian businesses to retain? Oh, I forgot, their are no normal, legal businesses in Russia. The government or the criminals get all of the little money that's left since the financial collapse. Oil 40 dollars a barrel, and Russia is back to the days of Dostoyevesky. Crime and Punisment soon, I hope.
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago
too bad i dont live in russian, and too bad im not russian. my president is vladimir voronin.
You insult russia because you dont want to answer me? You dirty republican go straight to changing the subject and insults instead of speaking logically.
The president should have either been Ron Paul or Barack Obama, since obama won im happy. Now nobody gives a fuck about your opinions because Obama has a 70% approval rating, stupid incest-bred southern.
glebbukov 3 years ago
Yes, and you are gay!
AirSOFTLOVER12 3 years ago
His opinion rating, I believe is going down since people are beginning to doubt the "change" -- it's the same old, same old. Budget is filled with pork and money being wasted outside our borders. Like I said, much more of the same. Love it that we now have a Secretary of the Treasury who "forgot' to pay his taxes. Maybe that will set a precedent for the rest of us to follow suit!
jethess 3 years ago
yes because we all know how good it would be to return to the Secretary of the Treasury bush had for us. Don't complain, do your best. Obama clearly said there isn't going to be any change if your just gonna sit on your ass and expect it without contributing.
glebbukov 3 years ago
Psst.. backward, third world mud eating, dog shit brained idiot.. its satire.
Try to steer away from articles/videos in English, as yours is clearly not well enough developed to grasp even basic social constructs as expressed in said language.
Have a nice day now, inbred gypsy.. oh wait, your granny got skull fucked by a German or was it a Russian soldier, should I just call you Fritz or is it Ivan then?
HannibalFL86 3 years ago
Go fuck yourself. If it werent for the our Slavic soldiers on the the Eastern Front you Americans would be facing a Nazi Europa. Jew hating heaven. Now go fuck your sister you american confederate scum
glebbukov 3 years ago
So then you ARE the off-spring of Ivan, good to know.
HannibalFL86 3 years ago
you understand john is the english translation of ivan
glebbukov 3 years ago
gluebutt - whoa there partner, you are coming unglued again. We Americans appreciate the Slobs, and all they have done for the world. Let's see now, there was Dracula, Caviar (nasty tasting stuff), cheap vodka, don't forget the Yugo - what a great car, and so much more. I hope we still put the missles in Poland, though, so we can shove them up Putin's butt if necessary.
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago 2
haha yea see how that goes. Russia has the world biggest arsenal of nuclear weapons.
Russia has the highest production of petroleum in the world
Russia exporting the largest amount of oil in the world.
Nobody messes with Russia. Like Georgia had to find out the hard way when it wanted to claim russian territory. Where were your missiles in Poland then?
glebbukov 3 years ago
Sorry Gluebrain - USA has the biggest functional nuclear arsenal. Russia has a lot of junk, some of which may or may not fly. Yes, Russia has the highest petroleum whatever in the world (except Saudi Arabia), but at 40 dollars a barrel, they might as well be selling fertilizer. Russia has to specialize in beating up on weaker neighbors like Georgia and Ukrane to look tough, but we all know Russia is full of shit. You don't see the USA beating up Mexico or Canada, just terrorists, Yugoboy!
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago 2
Yes Russia has alot of junk which is why its in G8
organization because it has alot of junk, stupid american idiot. Its petroleum exportation is Bigger than Saudi Arabia as of 2007
Russia never "beat up" Ukraine, and Georgia deserved it for attacked Pro-Russian ASSR territories which include Abkhazia and S.Ossetia which declared independence from Georgia after the sovereignty of the Soviet
Union.
You dont see USA beating up Iraq either right?
glebbukov 3 years ago
Jurassic park! LOL!!
kebnabi 3 years ago
lmfao at garth brooke comment
iceprincessfm 3 years ago
Aetheism goes hand in hand with common sense and rational thinking.
Darahcos 3 years ago
It's great to see different takes on what's really happening out there.
quitearow 3 years ago
i cannot believe obama wants to pat those terorist on the ass and be friends, maybe he should move over there, abide by the army field manuel are you kidding me!!?the damn dummacrats have lost it totaly, our troops get be-headed drug thru the streets like animals, and our new commander and chief dumb ass obama, wants to drink cool-aid with these pigs, and treat them with the respect they did not afford our troops. fuck obama.
kfdjr 3 years ago
blah, blah, blah...
ProserpinaFC 3 years ago 2
bush wanted to close GITMO shows how much you know
michael8725 3 years ago
hell yes bush wanted to close shit-mo, at the proper time NOW, is NOT the proper time,obama used the closing to get elected now the moron has to suck it up, and it will take much longer than a year to close., obama is a chicken shit.
kfdjr 3 years ago
The world rejoices. America has risen above the kind of ignorance you espouse, kfdjr. You don't have a clue what the administration plans for the Guantanamo detainees, right? But you talk and talk and talk. Stick to things you understand, like.... oooh, that may be tough.
bgbreakdown 3 years ago
I could. I could agree more. Just sayin'.
groovular 3 years ago
This guys are hailarious and frankly I can symypathize a little bit with what they are saying. Unlike them, however, I live in liberal H** where I live. Cant move though.
sunflowergrl1968 3 years ago
sunflowergrl u need to move out of there, a. s. a. p. liberal h is NO place to be lol,lol
kfdjr 3 years ago
You sympathize with a parody of red neck views? Mmmm, complex notion, sunflower. You know this is satire, right? You know these guys are probably more "liberal" than your poor neighbors (who are this moment taking up a collection to move you to Gilbert, Arkansas.)
bgbreakdown 3 years ago
I dont know if I can trust these old boys. I heard tell that they was a couple of Obama insiders just making up this stuff so as to throw true conservatives like me off the scent. Why I wouldnt put it past that communist Obama to try and pull the wool over our eyes in his effort to overthrow the U.S. of A.
Just look at that wisecrack made against Rush, a true blue American!
SnakeOilSam1 3 years ago 2
Are you an idiot?
teddymichael 3 years ago
Your making a joke,right?
O.o
sawyerzilla 3 years ago
LOL
very good
gmfutube 3 years ago
Don't comment too often, but I do watch all of these. Love em. Didn't know how this was going to go after the election was over, but you've still got it.
derekbreid 3 years ago 2
If they were to investigate Bush for 9-11 they would end up having to investigate all the zionists involved. This will never be investigated--not because they are protecting Bush, but because they are protecting the Israeli citizens that have control of our government, and all the people who control them. Might as well forget about 9-11 just like we have to forget about JFK--for the same reason.
avalonwitch 3 years ago
Yes. Yes. I hear you. We live in a dangerous world of dark conspiracies, where people and governments act against their own interest all the time. If only people undrstood the media is subject to perfect seamless leak proof control. Oohh those zionists. They make me so mad. They were on the grassy knoll you know with an armored vehicle But they erased the knowledge from the witnesses w/mind control. Luckily we have nut cases like you to keep the "truth" before the public.
bentleye 3 years ago 2
Oklahoma City?? I can toy with the conspiracy idea of 9/11 (don't believe it) but OKC???? What's the motive?
sparks277 3 years ago
I think Oklahoma City like 9/11is a case of gross incompetence on the part of the government. Somebody fucked up and the rest is a cover up.
I think they were investigating domestic hate groups back then. Maybe federal agents were trying to apprehend members of hate group, but ended up making the bombing possible?
flyinggeng 3 years ago
To empower legislation former to the patriot act that did not pass congress. Thats why when 9/11 occured they arleady had legislation setup the previous legislation with a new name.
Squirelbutt 3 years ago
Bingo!
gmfutube 3 years ago
Jurassic Jail...
obermeier21 3 years ago
Git back in the talkin' chair.
Even the audio preview sounds Southern in the Red State world
forrestjasmine 3 years ago
If obama is a secret muslim then the internet is a great way to spend your time.
Josephdorf03 3 years ago
Mainly he wants a giant bin of Oxycontin to swim around in!!!
2tsaybow 3 years ago 2
it will be very interesting to see where they place these terrorist, think about it obama,!! you let your canary mouth overload your aligator ass!!, i say send them to ill, let them deal with it.
kfdjr 3 years ago
kf.. if we bring them to the states will we be forced to go to trial. Then we can either shoot them or send them home. I just want to get the fucking thing over. Does anybody realize what it cost evry month to maintain Gitmo? Millions, fuckin millions!
wojosmith 3 years ago 2
i think we should drop a big fuckin bomb on gitmo shitmo and end the bullshit what you think about that wojo lol lol
kfdjr 3 years ago
I couldnt agree more.
sunflowergrl1968 3 years ago
i wonder if obama swore in on the karan bible the second time.
locologan187 3 years ago
loco... Never heard of this Karan Bible! Do you mean Koran. It is not a bible. Just various, non-sensical Isamlic rants from the big MO. The thing is not even in a logical order.
wojosmith 3 years ago 2
you say potato i say pahtatoe
locologan187 3 years ago
I heard he didn't swear in on the Bible the second time, which would make sense, as his mother was athiest.
CalifSunshine2008 3 years ago
Obama's chief of staff Rahm Emanuel got 15 out of 16 pro war Democrat Congressmen elected in 2006.
The Neo-Cons are largely still in charge.
airborne373 3 years ago 2
Oh my God, the Jurassic Park idea is GENIUS!
LuckyViolinist 3 years ago
Gotta admit these guys are funny. Nice work.
Completely ...Wrong but nice work. Obama has hit the "Real World" since being "handed" his election so people could feel good about history.
The "Obama War" has already taken 14 lives in Pakistan in just a few days of being in power. Libs continue to promote torture through abortion. Obama is treating terrorists like a BASS tournament.
Catch and release!
CarribeanBeachbum06 3 years ago
u guys are genius!
wewt! top 100 comments
Sol6294 3 years ago
The only thing "crippled" about Cheney is that frozen pea rattling around in that ugly skull of his that he calls his "brain".
Cheney is so cold blooded that the ice running through his greedy veins destoyed any heart he had at one time. The NWO has to keep his evil as alive using a energizer battery. I say ..PULL THE PLUG!
t4705mb6 3 years ago
:"As all internet conspiracy theorists, know", lol
rundoetx 3 years ago
They're closing Guantanamo cause it's a prison camp in the public eye, so it looks good on them. They've already built new "secret" prison camps, but this time *inside* the US. So nothing is gonna change really. Plus, you can be sure the US government has black ops sites all around the world where they take people to be tortured.
So don't be fooled by Guantanamo's closure.
terrorbite 3 years ago 2
I wish they would put people like you there so you could be locked up with the sweet hearts you are so worried about.
dumb ass.
blastingcaps 3 years ago
Well maybe you should wake up to who actually funds organisations like al-CIAda, sorry... al-qaeda.
terrorbite 3 years ago
If these prisoners are so dangerous, why haven't they been tried and sentenced?
No one is objecting to improsoning people who have been convicted of commiting crimes. People are objecting to holding people without charges, trials, defense attys and TORTURE.
gmfutube 3 years ago
Agreed, and eloquently stated.
karinablack 3 years ago
gmfutube- In past conflicts we faced uniformed foes who fought under recognised flags and observed general rules of engagement.
The present enemy -terrorists- threw that out the window, THEY set the precedent.
It was THEY who started this shit and WE are going to finish it.
Notice that you have not been attacked again since 9/11 (you're welcome, Semper Fi).
This is WAR numbnuts, if you can't handle the notion of others fighting for you then go to Disney until the all clear is sounded. STFU!
DanOblacksmith 3 years ago 2
Come on people, internet debates are a waste of time. Can;t we all just enjoy the video? whether you like it or not, Obama is the president now, and we have to work with him to make sure he doesnt screw up.
aatifsayeed 3 years ago
I agree, i just like putting commy's, especially foreign ones that know nothing about our gov't, in their place.
samishxc2 3 years ago
DonOblacksmith
I don't have to thank you for anything, your name calling is childish and did you fight for the right to tell others to STFU?
WE started the shit. WE got involved in the ME, they didn't come here.
WHY were we attacked on 9/11?
What does any of that have to do with TRIALS? If these people are guilty, you should have no problem proving it & keeping them in prison/execute them.
Can your "jarhead" comprehend that?
gmfutube 3 years ago
Cheney deserves everything he gets.
terrorbite 3 years ago
I like the idea of giving liberals a tour of Gitmo. The terrorists could throw bodily fluids at the instead of our guards. After that, they could all join hands and sing cumbyah.
bertly71 3 years ago
if the terrorists know what those liberals stand for (no on torture and indefinite detention etc), i doubt they would throw bodily fluids at them.
realbeandiesel 3 years ago
They would probably throw kisses at them instead. The liberals are their best friends. Many liberals would be their first targets in a Muslim country. We know how the feel about non believers and gays. Death.
bertly71 3 years ago
Obama will fail America in 2009.
utubefavorsdems 3 years ago 2
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago
I am a woman who is a republican who loves Red State Update, guns, beer, God, and Obama. I guess that's America. Anyway, I think you left a conspiracy out. I can't think of it now because I drank some champagne and it's late.
dejahthoris 3 years ago
lol, great stuff
ColoradoJinx 3 years ago
LMAO!! I think we may have to keep poor Jackie sedated for the next four years. :-P
anmoose 3 years ago
KISS Army...HAHAHAHAHA
dondee500k 3 years ago 2
you guys are so cool , i hope we will be in the same re-education camp together cause i likes to laugh .
kingbrandor 3 years ago 2
Guantanamo Park was awesome! lawl!
patjshaz 3 years ago
That new one world religion ... it's called atheism. Learn about reality.
PlayT0E 3 years ago
Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. Just because a group of people agree on ONE belief doesn't mean they all share the same values, principles, and ideals. There is no book, dogma, or church that tells atheists how to think. The idea that the collective opinions, beliefs, or goals of one atheist represents that of any other atheist is pure ignorance. Atheists have ONE shared belief, that there is no god. That's it. Other beliefs represent the individual, not the group.
bedtechs 3 years ago 3
Well said, bedtechs. Atheism is a religion like silence is a language.
Atheists are smart and stupid, rich and poor, conservative and liberal, socialist and libertarian, anarchists and government-lovers, and anything else that people might be, except for having beliefs in gods.
NoDeity 3 years ago 3
I gotta agree that bedtechs explains this well as does NoDeity ...
But the fastest growing religion is not having a religion, which is a big start on rational thinking.
One more thing ... pretending that tossing god will make you grab a particular political ideology (like communism) is total stupidity. Giving up a failed religion is no reason to take up a failed political ideology.
Christians spout the ten commandments - then forget lying is wrong even in their most warped beliefs.
PlayT0E 3 years ago
Atheism goes right along with communism...
CalifSunshine2008 3 years ago
and christianity goes right along with facisim.
kitteneater123456 3 years ago
Absolutely Brilliant!
sugarpuddin88 3 years ago
An Obamanation is an abomination
philblunt420 3 years ago
Thats really witty, did you make that up yourself
dejahthoris 3 years ago
I saw it in an Edgar Burroughs book
philblunt420 3 years ago 2
Amount of trash needed to be cleaned up after 2009 New Year's Day celebration in Times Square: 40 tons
Amount of trash needed to be cleaned up after Obama inauguration in Washington D.C. Mall: 90 tons
Where was Al Gore to prevent this? Or maybe that crying Indian from the 70's?
BillyBughead 3 years ago
Obama pledges allegence to the KISS army...lol
IncredibleDisplay 3 years ago 2
Why do we have a base in Cuba anyway? I mean, for Pete's sake, they're only 60 miles from Florida. It's not like Cuba is going to start something, and we're all just going to stand around wondering how we get there.
I say we move the whole kit and kaboodle to South Florida, and give some more Americans jobs.
CommentorX 3 years ago
Right. I think we should close it down and give it back to Cuba. We can have a special prison (South Florida is good I agree) just for this. Our prison's have max security and we have the guys who did the first WTC attack, Ted Bundy, the guy who killed RFK, Charles Manson, Tim McVeigh. Our prisons have Nazi's and all these gangs and shit. Our Corrections system isn't perfect but we can handle it (studying Corrections now).
LittlePinky82 3 years ago
Lol...end times. I wonder, throughout history, exactly how many 'end times' there have been. It's bullshit. Civilization may end, but the human race will not. We will start over with all new bullshit religions and superstitions to fuck us up all over again.
bull068 3 years ago
Bull068, would democracy fall into the category of religion or superstition?
CommentorX 3 years ago