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  • Barnes and Noble bathrooms are sort of a paradox, in that they're so commonly held to be the ideal venue for public defecation, and yet you still almost always find them empty, quiet, and without evidence, olfactory or otherwise, of recent use. It's like the throne room of some long forgotten temple buried deep underground where you can seal yourself from the world for twenty minutes if need be, and no one will know where to find you.

  • Cho lost a lot of weight bellydancing, which is why she's tiny here.

  • *******always thought she looked great, but...shes gotten really small?

  • she looks great, shes...gotten tiny?

  • Did you ever think you have a pongo & you shit instead? Very embarring & sometimes messy.

  • ...which was getting cold. Bazzzing!! Oh, Margaret. You are the queen of all comedy.

  • as someone suffereing with Ulcerative Colitis, I can totally relate. Just made a 40 mile trip home today under the same circumstances... lol thanks for making me laugh Margaret!!!

  • loved the pavlov's dog association joke !!

  • I love when she rolls down the window and just screams! lmao!

  • I love how she says "poooooooooooool..." XD Cracks me up every time!

  • I AM GONNA SHIT... RIGHT NOW!!!!! Hahahahaha! That was hilarious!

    But I totally agree. I'm not gonna starve myself just to look "beautiful." Screw that! If people don't like me, because I'm not a stick person, they can kiss my ass.

  • This scene happened in Bridesmaids. Am I right?

  • @jane3539 Except they got food poisoning instead of bowel loosening from eating a food that's mostly liquid.

  • THIS IS FUNNY ,BUT SHE IS RIGHT MEN AND THE MEDIA MAKE LADIES BELEIVE IF WE ARE A BIT OVERWEIGHT WE ARE DISGUSTING

  • 23 people are really constipated. 

  • love u Margaret !!! so much !!!! im coming to see you on sept the 2 at the opera house in Sydney!!! cant wait !!!!

  • i only laughed at the part when she said she had to turn off the radio because of the pavlov dog association. everything else just wasn't funny. i'm not racist (because i know someone will accuse me... although i am a korean woman myself), i just didn't think she was funny.

  • I'm sorry but I have a hard time believing that women actually shit. Men were made to shit but women no.

  • @7mandoblu believe me, we doth shit.

  • you are more sexy waight

  • pfffttt if i want that to happen all i have 2 do is drink a monster energy drink lol.

  • Oh hai, You should try That new intellectus 424 diet (Google the name). I have lost a load of the fat it is the best diet I have ever tried.

  • ... 'i made a diamond'

  • this is the funniest shit ever

  • That dress is gorgeous! I LOVE it! :-)

  • "i made a diamond in there.. which was not my best friend"

    LMFAO!! i luv margaret cho <3

  • same thing happened to me once because of disgusting food dye so eversince i look at some food with green or purple or red or whatever on it I run for th hills.:-)))

  • The first time I saw this I nearly shit myself laughing.

  • Out of everything Margaret has ever said, be it politically minded, or just other genius, this has to be my favorite act from her stand up. Just perfect toilet humor.

  • love her!

  • omgggg!!!! that is the exact voice mail I got from my sister when she pee'd her pants while at a red light lol!!!!!!!

  • Holiday...

  • Is it weird I'm still madly in love with her?

  • @000crazyshit

    she was actually a whole lot fatter before this....then she gained back some of the weight after this

  • "I shall!"

  • 1:05 

  • ...If you're ever going to go through another diet Margaret, wear a diaper...no wear two of them. But don't go on a crazy rampage and drive and stalk your ex's girlfriend...unless you're going to make a funny ass joke about it.^^

  • i shit my pants and i am comin over!! i love this dvd this is my favorite 1!!

  • i cried. she's just so fucking hilarious!!! i love herrrr!!!

  • did anyone here someone scream Whaaatatttttttttt in a high pitched voice at 0:30

  • @AppleAndMore lol i heard something...

  • Phail

  • she is AWESOME,,, such a great comic, and also her physical comedy is so good. and i love the dress

  • she looks so pretty here, and her dress is fabulous. Faghags know how to look fabulous.

  • wow,the captions are soo far off O.o

  • i like how she says "pool"

  • "AND I'M COMING OVER" XDDD sorry Margaret, but this is way to funny XD

  • Margret...you are hilarious...and gorgeous...you don't need to go on a persimmon diet.

  • Margret...you are hilarious...and gorgeous...

  • My favorite part is when she calls her friend 9:48 and this food plan might make you Sh*t your pants!!! lol

  • Margaret Cho is funny but she drags her jokes out wayyyyy too damn long.

  • he is a revolting human being

  • this is hilarious

  • I made a diamon' in dere!

  • I just shit my pants... and i'm COMING OVER!! - funniest part!

  • that's hot , the face

  • I do really love Ms. Cho. However, she leaves a LOT of space in her jokes and I must admit I'm a bit bored. Also a little irritated by how she talks like a gay man a lot of the time. Bah.

  • The "I just shit my pants" call can only be made to true friends.

  • In a Poooooool.......of my own shit.....XD I love Cho she is so funny!

  • Something kind of similar happened to me when I was at a water park. I was about 12 and my friend and I had waited in line for this one water slide for a while. I needed to go to the bathroom but didn't realize how badly and I just ignored it. And yeah, I shat my pants on the water slide and she and I were swimming in it. Quite humiliating!!!!

  • This food plan my make you..SHIT YOUR PANTS!

  • watch it with the captions on... LOL.

  • hahaha. Cool. She also made a diamond joke. I started writing my unfortunate story beofer listening to the damn clip....DOH!

  • I was that. ON the frigging train to a restaurant on my birthday. I had a tiny scotch bonnet chilli meal, before going to this restaurant, on an overland train. I was clenching so fucking hard I could have sworn I formed a diamond. I wasn't about to go look for the diamond in case I shat my pants, so I lost it.

    I had to run around looking for a pub with a loo, my girlfriend sittign there at the station, waiting for me, saying I told you not to eat that.

    That was embarrassing.

  • U know asshole she's amazing!!!! I doubt u could be half as funny so leave her the fuck alone u stupid bitch!!!!

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  • she's one of few comics who seems to have fresh material all the time..

  • Ha ha - She's hilarious

  • Her facial expressions are always so fun.

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  • Bold. Admirable.

  • the faces make the joke.

  • she's great!!!!!! xD

  • LMAO EW

  • what if instead of Holiday, the "gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now" commercial came on her car radio?

  • @ribbit37 lots of shitting.

  • Hi there, just wanted to say I like your videos and if/when you get some spare time maybe you could view/comment on my videos as well.

    Thanks so much!,

    JH

  • i DON'T believe it! a ten minute long shit joke!!! GOD i love this chick!!!

  • Only someone like Margaret can pull a joke like that off.

  • "...i ate only persimmons for six months."

    "WHAAAAAAT"

    listen for it! hilare

  • @hisalone1212 i know, right? :D

  • 6:45 and 7:07 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! The only complaint I have is that her jokes are RIDICULOUSLY funny, but sometimes she tells them too slow... But they are so funny, it doesn't bother me that much.

  • lol. "AND I'M COMING OVER!!!"

  • when she said "it's bigger than me" i lost it

  • LMFAO!

  • At least she wasn't on a Greayhound with 24 hours of travel left...NOT FUN

  • One of the most sad/funny things I've ever seen - Due to kidney failure, I was on the 'dialysis diet' for a few years and it was all EXACTLY THE SAME - no warnings, just... here it comes.... Harry Winston doesn't own as many diamonds as I created personally - dammit,,,, I've had the exact same thought process as her all the way around - the squeezing, the turning cold, the calling people - mine just wasn't quite as funny as hers

  • God, I hope you are okay now.

  • @keyser257 my condolences all the same

  • wow..thats deep lol

  • Makes me laugh EVERY TIME :D

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  • SHE HAS THE SAME LAST NAME AS ME~ yay hehe

  • Moments when a garage @ your home/apt really REALLY pays for itself.

  • OMFG LMAO!

    hahaha omg i laughed so hard!

  • i thought i would be grossed out, but this is really funny. good message too lol

  • haha hilarious!

  • even through she is talking about shitting herself in a car.... is still think she's beautiful D': and i'm not even gonna BEGIN on how funny she is... </3

  • her face changes so much in each few years that she comes out

  • She's like Eddie Izzard in that way. he looks different every standup, too.

  • She has such an expressive face. :) excellent clip.

  • CLASSIC!!! I was laughing so hard!

  • I love you, Margaret! I love you!

  • LOVE YOU MARGARET CHO!

  • live a little!!!! ahahahaha....

  • what the hahaha i was busting a gut at the begining haha her face is so funny omg hahahahahaa im gunna die im gunna die. oh shit someone call that number when your in trouble hahahahaha ooooh boy, haha barnes and noble ahahah!!! this is brilliant! cant BREATH

  • I laugh so hard it's like a work out!!!!

    LOVE her.

  • Hahahah i know right ??

  • she's so amazing!

  • OMG this is hysterical!

    "i am in my car right now... i just shit my back.... and i am coming over!"

    LMAO

  • she´s great! that was good!

  • this made me cry I was laughing so hard.

    I realized...I am going to shit...RIGHT NOW!!!

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  • pavlovs dog! haha

  • i almost shit myself watching this!

  • she was funnier when she was big for some reason

  • Like Eddie Izzard was funnier when he cross dressed

  • She did lose a lot of weight thats cool

  • This woman is amazing! She is just marvelous! Oh what a joy!

  • I agree! She's just wonderful, wonderful to watch.

  • Gee, I wonder why that was her last diet :P

  • She has an eating disorder.

  • Yup. I'm sure. I coulda gone my whole life without hearing this story.....

  • Everytime I hear Holiday I think of this clip

  • BEEN THERE!! on the way to work i dont' know wtf i ate but mannnnnnn it was hard...I ran right to the washroom when i got there....i thought i was gonna shat myself...

  • Been there too, Max. I was also on my way to work, only I didn't make it to the washroom. I had to go back home and clean myself up. It was a Tequila hang over that caused it.

  • Oh man I feel like eating persimmons right now, those things are delicious.

  • lol, every time you eat one now you WILL think of this video!!

  • It caught me by surprise. This was far funnier than I expected, I almost threw up cause I couldn't stop laughing.

  • I AM GUNNA SHIT RIGHT NOW.

  • i thought she was fat?

  • she used to be... she recently lost the weight.... thats why shes talking about this "diet"

  • Margaret Cho is pure fabulousness

  • its so strange that she can make the most digusting thing ever into something almost beautiful,

  • lol check out asian driver commercial on my page

  • LOL!

  • i cant believe someone could actually pull off talking about shit for a full ten minutes

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  • Most people talk shit daily so a whole ten minutes isn't surprising. Usually it's not this specific, however. Haha.

    Margaret Cho is great.

  • Whoops meant that for the scientologist/christian one.

  • Love it...so true.

  • lmao i love her! so funny! XD she's really pretty 2 if u look at her features. at 1st u dun think so cuz she a little chubby but she is gorgeous if u look! but i like her fat or skinny!

  • LOLLL

  • her bits are so friggin long and frustrating to watch sometimes, they are good but they are like korean drama, long....

  • I like this vid already... MC hurts her feet so bad she has to pee on a stick. FANtastic!!

  • "Pavlov Association with that song..."

    LMAO, k that was the funniest.

  • she and sarah silverman just rock my world

  • She is very pretty.

  • Indeed! Very pretty and she is just so funny! She has some of the best cultural jokes I've ever heard. Got lots of style to her just like Sykes, Chappelle, & Dat Phan. Pablo Francisco & Carlos Mencia got their share of humor too. I like all those comedians!

  • I'm digging the outfit she is wearing

  • so funny! shes amazin!!

  • pool of my own shit, witch was getting cold T_T LOL XD

  • my cheeks hurt!!!

  • Yah, she's beautiful. She came across as unattractive, to be easily digested by the American public. You don't want brutally honest views to come from someone pretty.

  • that makes no sense.  its best to have beautiful women saying "yah, im a feminist yah, im gay" because people have a twisted view that only ugly women go that way, which is SO not true.