REAL RepubliCON STIMULUS:

~ CRAIG: A return foot-tapping under mens room stalls

~ LIMBAUGH: Blanket-free LIFE prescription for Oxy-Contin

~ W & SCARAH FAILIN: Each want 1% of Scare-Crow's Brain

~ COULTER: Get Adams Apple Removed

~ CHENEY: Keep Unilateral Contracts & Face Shootings Legal

~ NITT-WITT-MITT ROMNEY: Continue flip-flopping on everything

~ FOLEY: Return e-mail from teen boys

~ HAGGARD: A male hooker who won't kiss & tell

GOP GOAL: Continue to LOSE "DOZENS" of Senate & House Seats!