Dude. We have HIPS. And we move them. That's what turns you on. Not some effing arm flail crap. Ladies and gents, thumbs up if you agree. While this was funny, b boys are freaking awesome. You can practice anywhere in the club if you find space. Girls (like me) find b boys attractive. They show off, we show off, then we get a room if you know what I mean sometimes.
But remember in Kevjumba's video, "Confidence". He asked that girl if he could buy her a drink and i think you k ow what happened if you watched it. NOOOOOO!!!!!
MAGIC WORDS:"MAY I buy you a drink?" she be smart enough to pick up and say to herself "oh this guy's a loser. he can't even speak english correctly." she might give you the "UGH".
lol. did u guys read the videos tags!?! funni. anyways. i'd like to point out one thing. YOUR SMALL ASIAN PEN*S!! nawh. lol. thats actually not it."can i buy you a drink" is obviously gramatically incorrect. if you say that to a girl (and im say any girl)
Noone ever wants to dance. They show up in huge groups and are too busy worrying about not getting raped to actually enjoy themselves and consider the guys trying to dance with them.
If you're here to dance with your girlfriends go to a lesbo club.
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
You go to CLUB! Bad asssiaannnn
Toshirokun3 2 days ago
Lol!
janepair 5 days ago
BRITISH ACCENT o.o
CosmicVinnyx 5 days ago
I love when he randomly slaps himself lol 0:14
DanielaLovesShoes 6 days ago
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DanielaLovesShoes 6 days ago
U NEED A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR WE LOVE LAUGHING AND FUNNY DUDES
BEXWUVSJACOB 6 days ago
Lame
EASTSIDEGANSTA1 1 week ago
fuckin zipperhead
kadeorama 1 week ago
YOU'RE SO FUNNY MATE
93MrFerre 2 weeks ago
omg he's not wearing pjs in this video OoO
jEnNyTrAn155 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
this is more annoying than funny.
TheBobMood 2 weeks ago
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419chris419 2 weeks ago
Girls spend 6 houers on there make up
bayan877 3 weeks ago
Beast u go girl👽👍
superduduman125 3 weeks ago
Funny
Benellis1987 3 weeks ago
1:18 when he oppens jacket hAHAHHAAAHAHHA
RallyyySmurf 3 weeks ago 11
Haha lol
GiveAwayDude5656 4 weeks ago
Boys are so difficult and funny when they like you and you know it :)
TheKiaNZ 4 weeks ago
Stop with the wigs it is annoying.
wendellkathryn 4 weeks ago
girls are so complicated!
ClassyPianoPlayer 1 month ago
Yea I don't want any of that either....... It would be awkward xD
MissIamADinosaur 1 month ago
What beats boobs? Nothing..... Psssssssh lol
MissIamADinosaur 1 month ago
i pick up the ladies when i pick up my socks. All my exes are dirty with large holes
thejanitorssuccess 1 month ago
He says.......uuuuuggggghhhhhhhh...GAY alot wtf
allenbokie 1 month ago
im 18 and have never gone to a club FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
ognimoddd 1 month ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 4:30
imiMPacT1 1 month ago
want to pick up the ladies at clubs? be in a band!! like these guys!
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nutty press video
videomania100 1 month ago
lol this dude is burn up!! I like this video !!
Workout32321312312 1 month ago
u looked like jet li at the end
Keco0o 1 month ago
1:13
YES!
Migas128 1 month ago
:O When i watched this video I FART ASIAN PEOPLE
SkeetEmUp311 1 month ago 15
So...Gay
But its funny
I love laughing my ass off !!
BlueVane2911 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Lmao at the nerd scene lol
LightningSpeedRacer 1 month ago
Chonny: Slang for Chocolate Bar in prison.
I found this on Urban Dictionary! and I thought it was funny.
hotmailGurl 1 month ago
He sounds like @Myasiannoodles
ryanzm12 1 month ago
4:40 fucking hilarious
elenajade100 1 month ago
but i dont want an asiann girl.. tthese tips only work on anime girls (asian girls) .. i need help!!
StarRick108 1 month ago
i would say hey, hey angel you duh sexy
cr7dv7n11 1 month ago
@cr7dv7n11
I would but I'm not gay like some people .....and I am a girl
BlueVane2911 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@cr7dv7n11 hahah that would sooo totally work XDD at least it'll work on me jk XDDD <3
kasuouhhitachiin 1 month ago
Chonny your hot..........thought id let u know ;)
josiestar02 1 month ago
@josiestar02 id say its a 30% hot
sammymi100 1 month ago
Dude. We have HIPS. And we move them. That's what turns you on. Not some effing arm flail crap. Ladies and gents, thumbs up if you agree. While this was funny, b boys are freaking awesome. You can practice anywhere in the club if you find space. Girls (like me) find b boys attractive. They show off, we show off, then we get a room if you know what I mean sometimes.
dangerousvampiregir1 1 month ago
@dangerousvampiregir1 Thank god we have a girl like that in the universe :) I defs find guys hot when they dance!
josiestar02 1 month ago
holy shit this guy is hot!:!::!:!:!: (^_^)$ xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxox like4alike?!
123duckmysick123 2 months ago
u gimp!
twooos 2 months ago
your nips are so brown
1469BlueTiger 2 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
I'm still watching this in 2012
LovesToSpooge77 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK???
Putthapipat 2 months ago
i love the part "hah hah your soo pretty hah ha hh" :) hahah i laugh everytime! :D
Nickisepicdood 2 months ago
YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU likeeeeeeeee :)
theryanfengie2 2 months ago
Wow ur so hot wish u were my bf
ShaniseRocks 2 months ago
4:31 holy sheit, ehhhhh . well. there goes my sleep.
0RachelJune 2 months ago
4:32
02emma2 2 months ago
But remember in Kevjumba's video, "Confidence". He asked that girl if he could buy her a drink and i think you k ow what happened if you watched it. NOOOOOO!!!!!
Alisonluvsfries 2 months ago
"Can I buy you a drink?"
*Dies*
kawaiigurl3 2 months ago
dude his name isnt MYCHONNY its just chonny kay are yhu duh dumbass or somfin
misstingleify 2 months ago
@misstingleify his name is John!
MiGorengMonster 2 months ago
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@misstingleify dude his name isnt CHONNY its just John kay are yhu duh dumbass or somfin
mazninetwonine 2 months ago
Mychonny isn't gay to the people who r calling him that
ChexMix71 2 months ago
Oh idk...your to ugly...? -stares around- XD
vannasuper1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
I like you, your very gay <3
411robin 2 months ago
the side step coz i hav no freakin rythem
BookWorm8806 2 months ago
well guy with extremly imature wig
BookWorm8806 2 months ago
@margotbickler thats why its saved on your favs
oSHOLLIVERo 3 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
counterseduction dot c oh m
madmonkee1 3 months ago
iM GAY NOW LIKE THIS
TheTSAclan 3 months ago
iM GAY NOW
TheTSAclan 3 months ago
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Hughesy16LFC 3 months ago
video that got me into chonny <3
vanillabean159 3 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
lol if some guy was like "Can I buy you a drink?" to me I'd be like "I dunno, can you?"
PrincessStinarella 3 months ago
hey 1
topguy96 3 months ago
ya
TheSindygarcia 3 months ago
Hey look im Dorothy... the dinosaur,
LOL!
Auzziable 3 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
make yourself presentable? deordorant is important too.
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iamveryhappy7 3 months ago
MAGIC WORDS:"MAY I buy you a drink?" she be smart enough to pick up and say to herself "oh this guy's a loser. he can't even speak english correctly." she might give you the "UGH".
hotmailGurl 3 months ago
she might be able to pick it out. JUST LIKE YOUR SMALL ASIAN PEN*S!!!
hotmailGurl 3 months ago
lol. did u guys read the videos tags!?! funni. anyways. i'd like to point out one thing. YOUR SMALL ASIAN PEN*S!! nawh. lol. thats actually not it."can i buy you a drink" is obviously gramatically incorrect. if you say that to a girl (and im say any girl)
hotmailGurl 3 months ago
I love this video... laughing my butt of everytime xD
melinafrislund 3 months ago 41
4:21 funniest shit ever
peejay639 4 months ago
Raping the air
MrVictoriscool 4 months ago
widescreen!!!!!!!
verifyage95 4 months ago
tokyo drift
verifyage95 4 months ago
what the fuck is this man...faggot
verifyage95 4 months ago
thumbs up if your watching this at 2013
cor3fusi0n 4 months ago
What size of feet is that ???
TheKawassaki 4 months ago
loving the dance moves
kojerky 4 months ago
WOW!! lol funny stuff.
getdatesonfacebook 4 months ago
rohypnol (date rape drug)
UncaDollas 4 months ago
Lol yeah u sounded pretty gay there
cinemaalienchild 4 months ago
You look like Helga with the wig on!
54321Adela 4 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
Its just like just dance comes on in the club and the barbie song is the song. xD
ixOAerokaxx 4 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
luv the bit where weird guy comes on
olly43719 4 months ago
thanks for the dance lessons chonny
zachjosh89 4 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
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bleachrocks11000 4 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
you hang out with poreotics mychonny... and those are the only moves you've learnt?! x3
still a cutey nonetheless...
Strawberrypocky911 4 months ago
After this video I noticed that I do flail my arms around when I dance. =_=
DarthVaderWasFramed 4 months ago in playlist DarthVaderWasFramed's favorites
Nice hair do
12tryful 4 months ago
what about the fist pump !!!!???
MrABANGLEX 4 months ago
@MrABANGLEX ikr
peace10ily 4 months ago
I'll be seeing you at a club tonight :)
DaAngelBiz279 5 months ago
all the characters in this video is mychonny XD
janinerienee 5 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
I'd wear that shirt ;D
jks~
SamiSurplus 5 months ago
funny video man
badman4383 5 months ago
Is he Australian he definately doesn't sound English funny guy anyway :)
barrowboy1991 5 months ago
@barrowboy1991 hes chinese and viet but i do think he is kinda Australian
kathyduckyy 5 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
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ShawiKewl 5 months ago
he sounds engish.
ShawiKewl 5 months ago
WHY DA FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS FUCKIN' pajamas
butoutify 5 months ago
@butoutify cause he sexy! XD
livcaitbff 5 months ago
@butoutify
If you watch all his other videos you will see he is always wearing pajamas. Its his style of commentary.
AsianTeenyBopper 5 months ago
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HAI!!
BLANKMEMORYDATA 5 months ago
North American chicks are completely ridiculous.
Noone ever wants to dance. They show up in huge groups and are too busy worrying about not getting raped to actually enjoy themselves and consider the guys trying to dance with them.
If you're here to dance with your girlfriends go to a lesbo club.
TheEmperorOfMan 5 months ago
oh my god!! he winked at me!! :p
SergeantNutjob 5 months ago
Watching in 2011, yeah me too !
nancyjanira 5 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
chonny, youre so funny! XD
fuckyoubitchesXD 5 months ago
gayy'''
katiebolster66 5 months ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gay
metroid158 5 months ago
hold 1 ....... BLOW JOBBBB
jayswan999 5 months ago
woops I mean 4:36
SergeantNutjob 5 months ago
he looked hot at 3:36
SergeantNutjob 5 months ago
I think just be a man. You have the key to the ignition.
tycoonpratik 5 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
In like the first three seconds when it was really quiet I thought my sound wasn't working so I turned it up really high....
when you shouted "HAI" I nearly fell off my bed...
rockandstick 5 months ago in playlist More videos from mychonny
keep pressing 3: "a Bra" :\
MrDavidsitanala 5 months ago
@lalalaughs206 no its John luc :D
sexytamahamie 6 months ago
is his name really chonny???
LaLaLaughs206 6 months ago
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BAILSAFISH421 6 months ago
3:55 - 3:57 the anticipation!
iownthissasuke 6 months ago
whats ur real name i wonder???
any1 know??
lilsheepy2goxD 6 months ago
@lilsheepy2goxD i think its john luc or something like that
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TheOnlyWayIsJessex 6 months ago
4:32 o__O xD
XRayMyCheese 6 months ago
hahahahahahahAha ugh
Nishta101 6 months ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011
KingHacker101 6 months ago 65
Hahaha push 6 repeatedly...funny
PLAYZA1000 6 months ago 2
Keep pressing 1 to see chonny jacking off
kinglynx 6 months ago 2
Ughhhhh ..... Gay. LMFAO
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MrNiceAsianDude 6 months ago
Step 1) Hit the gym and get bigger (if necessary, but not too big) and more toned so chicks find you sexually attractive
Step 2) Get a nice haircut or hairstyle, wear some cologne and fresh breath
Step 3) Walk up to that girl you like and tell her "You're Mine Now" as you grab her by the waist (the club's noisy so make sure she reads your lips
Make sure you take control and for god's sake if bitches give you wrong looks, FUCK 'EM
MidnightTheOne 6 months ago 3
When he was telling them the one line to say, I thought it would be 'hey angel you duh sexyy!'
glamxglitter 6 months ago
i love your dancing and your sing lol hahahahaha
troylucaskelima 6 months ago
act like a complete douche and treat them like shit, they like that.
jwdesign336 6 months ago
hahaha lol sure u can buy me a drink ;)
cutekat0012345 6 months ago
4:32 best impersonation of my brother EVER
skykity 6 months ago 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.................gay.
zennedy19 6 months ago
1:20 O.O :OOO xDDD
zennedy19 6 months ago
I laugh so dawn hard and choke at this part 2:38
Kobsters8 6 months ago
HEY IF U GUYS NEED GOOD TIPS FOR WOMEN LISTEN TO MY VIDEOS OF TOM LEYKIS
Arincon1940 6 months ago
i did that but they just left tha place
0114dominique 6 months ago
chonny make a video teaching us how to dougie 1:57 XD
kalnoki 6 months ago
LOL. Now put your hands up put your hands up p-p-p-put you hands up!!
xmeygan 6 months ago
"wow chonny u are so smart...-mutters- yet so pathetic-" lmfao..i cant breathe omg.....FUNNY SHIT!
LMAO WIG FELLOFF XDD
"uuuuugh....gay" lol
nice dance moves lmao
OMG keep up the awesome work XDDD
mjloveryeayea 6 months ago
u know wat they say bout bid feet
krewvela 6 months ago
this definitely deserves more views!
Jhaahaaa 6 months ago
The video stopped and started to buffer at 0:09 when his eyes popped out and his mouth opened
thatlostguy22 6 months ago
u look hot in everything ;)
sexytamahamie 6 months ago
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
MMArtist99 6 months ago
omg i love this guy :) the nerd dude with his drooling and stuttering was hilarious :D
lchar23 6 months ago
I HAVE A QUESTION...Oh wait, I forgot it. I REMEMBERED IT! No wait, I forgot it a again.
4w350m3kid 6 months ago 2
yep he is aussie a little bit cauze he lives in melbourne
daycobraguy 6 months ago
Is he like Australian too?
Keatonamore 6 months ago
all girls in my school thinks im ugly but all ohter girls from outside the school think im pretty so... i dunno what i am pretty or hell ugly o:
jasonmason0 6 months ago
The side step
Cause I have no freakin rythm
Angelicbackstabber 6 months ago
You make a pretty hot girl.
asdfghjkl35421 6 months ago
WITH THIS VIDEO! THE GIRLS DON'T WANT YOU~~
moomiedepoomie 6 months ago
Fucking hilarious!
sean919191 6 months ago
hahahaha fucking funy
headsetboy15 7 months ago
+1mil for girls have Boobs
kiollosis 7 months ago
i hope you get mutilated in a car accident
fargonart 7 months ago
I dunno why but I thought you said skittlez xD maybe cause I'm on my iPod lol.....love you xxx
xXxSianiBearxXx 7 months ago
nah shuffling is HOTTTT!!! love a man who can shuffle!!
SalmaSparkly69 7 months ago
I lol'd :D
Spazuh 7 months ago
lol i'm like the opposite of everythin you say about girls xD
thesoccergirl30 7 months ago
573 people r racist to ching chongs
nuggetman333 7 months ago