@PuppyPal1000 Let's see here; Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator, doctor, internet provider, Doughnut-shopkeeper, Hotel manager, Strongbad's son/Coach Z's brother, club bartender, salesman of chairs and chicken-beaks, member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, ointment developer, and unethical quack =D
Since you have already started reading this you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them off with with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you dont believe this, wait"
"Another great knock-off is DVDs. The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies. The kind they put right next to the check-out line, [...]"
Oh, hello Dingo Pictures and Video Brinquedo. I think Strong Bad just phoned you.
@OuroborosChoked Good question. What's interesting, is that it's supposedly not a mask, yet if you recall in the e-mail "Looking Old", he asked for a "lace-lift", to which Strong Mad and another character (I forget who) were able to pull the strings in the back and give his face that weird shape. lol
No it's from when Strong bad went to jail and the King was describing him like having biscuit dough hands and so that's where he came from Couch Z and Bubs just drew him
1:43 when the Senor Cardgage logo says "I take kids." Senor Cardgage probably does. He probably also eats them like how Fat Bastard tried to eat Mini Me.
Wow, public flasher AND broken glass. What will Bubs come up with next?
PuppyPal1000 2 months ago
@PuppyPal1000 Let's see here; Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator, doctor, internet provider, Doughnut-shopkeeper, Hotel manager, Strongbad's son/Coach Z's brother, club bartender, salesman of chairs and chicken-beaks, member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, ointment developer, and unethical quack =D
keniakittykat 3 weeks ago
@keniakittykat But. Coach Z is only Bubs's sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousin, thrice removed.
Sirikyuse 1 day ago
I want a strong bad piñata
cheesewheel19 2 months ago
Ugly bird ugly bird ugly bird ugly biiiiirrrrdd.
evrbody 4 months ago
SHUT UP, LADY!
BulletShootingGuys 4 months ago 3
2:18
The Cheat in his Toucan Sam outfit.
dcbandnerd 5 months ago
Omg I need marshmallow the cheats.
lego8612 6 months ago
BROKEN GLASS BROKEN GLASS BRoken Glass broken glassssss
DeKlughb 6 months ago 5
Hey Strong Bad, look! You're twice!
YellowYoshi398 6 months ago 4
haha i love coach z "yeh he's the fella who runs the concession stand.. eh what else?"
yaysonic 8 months ago
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Since you have already started reading this you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them off with with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you dont believe this, wait"
Bug10110 8 months ago
1:37 i take kids XD
mirmoyashi12 8 months ago
@mirmoyashi12 Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am...
SodorProductionsII 7 months ago 2
Um...I'm a public flasher!
captaintaco2345 9 months ago 2
@captaintaco2345 No way! You ain't got no nudity under there!
MaliceMods 7 months ago
Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass
Homestar98 10 months ago 5
how the heck could homestar braake the pinata anyway hedoesint have ARMS!!!!
MrFRED5906 11 months ago
@MrFRED5906 Well, he's picking a bunch of other stuff up without arms. It's never explained, and it's not as important as everyone makes it out to be
RLmike1234 8 months ago
Bubs would be a public flasher
Keladan1337 1 year ago
Finally, a place where I can watch hr on my apple brand mobile device! Curse you Steve jobs.
DaFisch33 1 year ago 3
@DaFisch33
yes, apple sucks
ANTIcoFilms 1 year ago
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@ANTIcoFilms well, it's better than a zune...
DaFisch33 1 year ago
strong bad always says shut up lady
maplecookiezxstory 1 year ago
Where is trompkins,where is coleslaw here I am,Here I am,I will steal your children,I will steal your children,ma-les-ter,ma-les-ter.
colt456781 1 year ago
eehhhmmmm, im a public flasher...
Voiderify 1 year ago 15
@Voiderify yea right, you aint got no nudity under there!
canadiananim8r 2 months ago
@Voiderify
We're so alike! :3
Kemonokami 1 month ago
"Another great knock-off is DVDs. The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies. The kind they put right next to the check-out line, [...]"
Oh, hello Dingo Pictures and Video Brinquedo. I think Strong Bad just phoned you.
Pikawil64 1 year ago 15
@Pikawil64 coughasylumcough
BulletShootingGuys 1 month ago
@BulletShootingGuys
They don't do animated kids' movies.
Pikawil64 1 month ago
Broken glass broken glass broken glass brokes Glasss...
does anyone else thing the chat brother should sell real SB Pianatas
NightmareSpriter 1 year ago
awww poor homestar!
TheCarobear 1 year ago
"Hey Strongbad, look! You're twice!"
sheveshka 1 year ago
"Hey Strongbad, you're twice!"
sheveshka 1 year ago
So if the unlicensed merchandise has "human noses" on it, does that mean that Strong Bad is supposed to be something other than human?
I mean, he's even admitted that his "mask" isn't his mask, but his actual face...
And yeah, I know it's a cartoon so the response, "He's not human, he's a cartoon!" isn't something I'm looking for...
So what is he?
OuroborosChoked 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked Good question. What's interesting, is that it's supposedly not a mask, yet if you recall in the e-mail "Looking Old", he asked for a "lace-lift", to which Strong Mad and another character (I forget who) were able to pull the strings in the back and give his face that weird shape. lol
JavonteTreble 1 year ago
@JavonteTreble the cheat, i believe
StaraziaSelin66 1 year ago
"Where is trumpkins? where is coleslaw? here I am! "
*Shivers*
SirArchieTheThird 1 year ago
"Where is Tompkins where is Tompkins here I am here I am"
*Shivers*
SirArchieTheThird 1 year ago
"East paunch"
8BitAwesome 1 year ago
transcribe audio is messed up
"it's exhibit indians in February
TheMomji 1 year ago
"Where is trumpkin? Where is coleslaw? Here I am!"
IREALLYWANTLBP 1 year ago 5
I swear, the gummy jellular pop gets me every time.
TheBigL1 1 year ago 4
ROFL i love strongbad XD
HopefulOTaKu 1 year ago
"I'm A public flasher!"
xXKewl25Xx 1 year ago
@xXKewl25Xx You ain't got no nudity under there!
SuperLuigiSixty4 1 year ago
Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am...
XMasterZing 1 year ago
if haveing broken glass falling on him from a pinyata was his best birthday ever, i'd hate to see his other birthdays.
nahnah390 1 year ago
uh ow
Klonoahedgehog 1 year ago
So straight to DVD, it hurts...
SuperLuigiSixty4 1 year ago
@SuperLuigiSixty4 Just like most Disney sequels!
RatedRCheese 1 year ago
broken glass broken glass broken glass
dylankunaikennedy123 1 year ago
Didn't Bubs and Coach Z just make up Biscuitdoughhandsman?
Kentaro21 1 year ago 2
@Kentaro21 sshhhhhh
TheDim15000 1 year ago
If you ask me, Biscuitdoughhandsman is likely to be Coach Z's old man.
DarthWill3 1 year ago
@Kentaro21
No it's from when Strong bad went to jail and the King was describing him like having biscuit dough hands and so that's where he came from Couch Z and Bubs just drew him
TheProjectMJ 1 year ago
broken glass! broken glass! broken glaaaaass!
twilightgirl4343 1 year ago
@twilightgirl4343 Ugly bird! Ugly bird! Ugly bird, ugly biiiiiiiird!
superstarman9001 1 year ago
The black market? That's our Bubs, alright!
DarthWill3 1 year ago
...dosn't that broken glass hurt?
SlientChaos 1 year ago
i lke the high school one too
NatWolff43562325461 2 years ago
The Cheat on the daycare looks like Winnie the Pooh. (He's awesome!)
platypusbiggie23 2 years ago
Jellular pop from
Strong Badge the Movie
Growlzagra 2 years ago
1:43 when the Senor Cardgage logo says "I take kids." Senor Cardgage probably does. He probably also eats them like how Fat Bastard tried to eat Mini Me.
cartmammainia 2 years ago
The Cheat looks good as a Toucan.
and "StrongBad brand Ferret ointment"?!
1sonicguy 2 years ago
homestar has the best one lines in strongbads emails.
youstolemycar 2 years ago
Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird ugly bird!
Skinr54 2 years ago 2
Poor The Cheat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DarthWill3 1 year ago
Oh god that Senor Cardgage part creeps me out...
DaErkka 2 years ago 3
I know. They could use that song in an A List horror film because it's so creepy
cartmammainia 2 years ago 2
strong bad bub shit
stelrock 2 years ago
broken glass is painful
NinjaBoy641 2 years ago
Awsome
MeAdamS1987 2 years ago
awsome
MeAdamS1987 2 years ago
"Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throaght, and hougk it at an unsuspecting email."
Videofreekyag 2 years ago 60
One of my totally favorite email songs.
spakwee 2 years ago 2
@Videofreekyag Or "...and hock it E-mail one hundred ninety..."
DBCDude01 2 years ago
1:40 is that the Nostalgia Critic on the building?
Headbanger142 2 years ago
Senor Nostalge
SuperLuigiSixty4 2 years ago
@Headbanger142
Holy Crap, that does look like him.
noobasaurus2 1 year ago
The ending for this email ranks up there with TapeLeg in how... WTF it is...
ReikoSpazz 2 years ago
"Get this, Laura, it's exorbitantly absorbent"!
notanut02 2 years ago 3
Quiet Lady!
JOELDSDLR 2 years ago
I believe it was "Shut up lady!"
AvatarRoku1 2 years ago
yeah, i know. but their may be some 3-year old who might accidently say & copy it.
JOELDSDLR 2 years ago
I wanna see "Strong Badge: The Movie"
Chaoslrd 2 years ago 2
people know me.... :(
biscuitdoughhandzman 2 years ago 57
The Biscuitdoughhandsman! I knew it!
EchoBoomer1987 2 years ago
that is one of the best endings ever
mousefire777 2 years ago
Broken glass...
Broken glass...
Broken glass - Broken glass
TheBBQSquad 2 years ago 6
Hehe, 69 views...
RadioKing01 2 years ago
im a licensed unlicensed seller :D
iPrettyG1rl 2 years ago
paper towel companies
deathmuncher123 2 years ago
hilarious
ironhide30000 2 years ago
LICENSED!
ImaGeenome 2 years ago 4