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  • I usually find Family Guy kind of annoying, but this was funny.

  • @RPGflend stop taking the comments so fucking seriously, it's not like your gunna meet these people in real life so shut the fuck up we dont care

  • For fucks sake,I'm done looking at comments on youtube.Everytime I look to the comments to see if people perhaps thought the same funny things I might have thought,all I see is a bunch of shit that starts with '@suchandsuchdouchebag..." Jesus Christ it's always just a bunch of douchebags jacking each other off.

  • by a goooooooooooooood

  • lol, I love how as soon as someone posts a slightly religious video, everyone becomes a Biology/Physics professor :)

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  • GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWDDDD bang.

  • it's clear by the use of carbon-dating that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE NEST SODA EVER MADE.

  • I believe in the theory of evolution.. I mean, how else could Charmander become Charizard!?

  • This is the kind of edgucation i live by!

  • OK im going end this for everyone who keeps talking about evolution ro religion and this is the secret of life now and the best advice ever....

    don't give a shit, you'll live longer and happier

  • mountain dew is the best soda ever made lol

  • Jesus-saurus-rex

  • Scientists believe its 4 b-HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD.

  • Goooooooooooooood.

  • @Nemejester you can say that but no one knows if its true or not. No one can disprove that a magical panda is in the center of the universe and powers everything with love. Nothing we cant see can be disproved

  • @Nemejester the thing is, you dont know the truth. No one does.

  • @0mrinsertname0 I know this absolute truth: there's no good from the bible.

  • @0mrinsertname0 sorry *god

  • What's really impressive is the number of atheists online vs the number of atheists I see in real life.

    What are you, insdie your closet? Don't be ashamed for knowing the truth.

  • @IM4ISR3AL wow its impressive how intense you defend an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do every day. And he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But he loves you. He loves you, and he needs money! - George Carlin

  • Youtube-where you make a comment hoping to get your point across. Then someone reads it, doesn't give a fuck, and replies with their own bullshit. The wheel then keeps turning...

  • @TheGodoftheStorm

    Evolution is not a belief because there is tangible evidence for it. Don't confuse theory with faith; people will think you're a moron.

  • In the beginning, there was the Godbang.

  • Geez... No one can show something funny nowadays without a huge religious debate. Go do that somewhere else! Not on YOUTUBE JERKS!!! People have different religious beliefs. Evolution is a belief in its own right. Why can no one respect that? We all know that George Washington was the key pivot in how the universe was made anyway.

  • @TheGodofthestorm Evolution is not a belief, it is scientific fact.(Or as close to fact as anything can get)

  • @TheExtremistModerate. Evolution is still just a theory. It does have evidence to support it, but is still a theory. Creationism, is also a theory. But other than the bible, Has no real evidence to support it. As it stands no one can not prove, or disprove either theory, The only fact that exists on this topic, is that the theory of evolution, has a higher probability of being true.

  • @Skremn01 Evolution is indeed a theory. So is the theory of gravity. Creationism, on the other hand, is a hypothesis, not a theory. A theory is, in essence, something that we can prove but can't entirely figure out. After all, we don't know EXACTLY how gravity works, but we know that it exists. The same goes for evolution, the evidence for which is overwhelming.

    Creationism, though, is a Bronze Age hypothesis based off of the cultural leanings of a pre-scientific people. It has no merit.

  • @TheDagery Correction. Gravity is a law. 

  • @rocker8912 And there we have the difference between modern science and science from the 1600s. The different scientific laws are roughly the equivalent of theories. Both have been tested exhaustively, and have either shown up as true, or the conditions under which they don't work are very rare. (The gravitational laws start to show up as false under relativistic scales)

  • @TheDagery its been proved you just don't understand

  • @TheDagery There is nothing that Catholics believe that is against evolution. We Catholics do not take the bible literaly because we believe it was inspired by God, but written in human words. God is outside of time so what seven days is to him could be millions of years to us. It was written that way because it was easier for the uneducated of the time to wrap their heads around seven days. Also, the Adam and Eve story is not to be taken seriously. It was just easy for people than to understand

  • @TheDagery Also, maybe humans were the first beings that God was satisfied with. Perhaps evolution is just him making small changes to beings until he made something that he was satisfied with, and he was satisfied with man. Of course he is still changing living things to make Earth a better place. I believe in evolution and the big bag theory but the question is, what caused the big band theory? Than what caused that? And that? And that? And that?

  • @TheDagery The people who followed Jesus spread his stories. Historians have confirmed that they existed but they can't confirm Jesus performed his miracles. But why would they be so outspoken about something that will get them killed, if they didn't truly believe it? They were alive at the time of Christ and did follow him so they saw everything he did, why would they die for something if they knew it was fake, because they were with him during most of his miracles.

  • @RaReIrishman You do realize that you're doing exactly what the Catholic Church has done for centuries, right? Your on-the-spot interpretation of scripture written two millennia ago --- and re-translated countless times since --- is, much like the scripture itself, bunk. You claim that Catholicism shies away from biblical literalism, and yet I see millions of Catholics who believe in strict Creationism.

  • @RaReIrishman You play the card of omnipotence by asserting that your god can exist outside of time, even though that was never once established by the scripture that your religion is founded upon. And for that matter, you pull out of your ass a hypothesis stating that evolution is "God's work" even though there's absolutely nothing on either side of the argument to support your claim.

    As for the big bang: /watch?v=gs-yWMuBNr4&feature=r­elated

  • @TheDagery Again, Catholics don't take the Bible literaly and never have, it was inspired by God, but written in human words so the people of the time could understand religion better. And is there anything have written that you can prove to be factually wrong? Can you prove there is no God? Also, the followers of Jesus and Jesus have been proven to have existed by historians, what is not confirmed is if miracles were performed. Read my next coment.

  • @RaReIrishman If the Bible shouldn't be taken literally, then where do you draw the line between myth and fact? If you think that virgin birth, rib-women and dirt-men are mere metaphors, then why do you simultaneously believe in an omnipotent, omniscient sky-man whose existence is backed by just as little evidence?

    The burden of proof is on you. I don't have to prove the nonexistence of something when there's absolutely no evidence pointing to its existence.

  • @RaReIrishman "Never have" me thinks you should check your facts again.

    the only reason those psychopaths agree that the book is full of shit, is because it is!

    "oh it was a metaphor" Fuck you and your metaphor BS

    Jephtha, says the lord, "I will help you destroy your enemies in war, but I will need a blood sacrifice."

    Jephtha replies whomever meets me at my door after my victory, I will sacrifice to you my lord."

    guess who opened up?

    his daughter ;)

    guess who's dead?

  • @TheDagery The disciples of Jesus knew that they would be prosecuted for spreading the news of Jesus Christ. Again, they have been confirmed, by historians, as existing and really following Jesus. Since they followed Jesus they saw his miracles. Now why would they have spread news that would get them killed if they didn't see the miracles occur and really believe in Jesus?

  • @RaReIrishman Nope. Not at all. There is no cientifc or trustworthy evidence that Jesus or his disciples existed at all. Only ONE historian from their time wrote about a "savior", but no names, disciples or miracles were included. Try harder on your research. Grettings from Brazil.

  • @RaReIrishman if you say catholics never believed the bible, then this Jesus charactor never existed.

    Jesus's fairy tales were told through religion after religion thousands of years prior to the old testament.

    your religion is nothing but Hatred, bigotry, and manipulation of people.

    you should be ashamed of yourself. supporting such a hate filled cult.

  • @TheDagery English please?

  • @Falchion43 I've been dumbing down my responses given the character limit, and yet even my half-assed retorts go over your head? No wonder you haven't bothered to venture into reading books without "Bible" in the title.

  • @TheDagery Actually I am not Christian at all, what I meant was that your comments sound like your Wikipedia and it is confusing as hell to figure out what you mean, but I want to see what your non - dumbed down comments are like, and just make multiple ones if you are concerned about the Character Limit, I do it.

  • @Skremn01 You don't get it. We DID evolve. The theory is simply an explanation of HOW we evolved. Creationism is only a hypothesis, because there is no factual evidence to support it.

  • @Skremn01

    even when you can observe it happening, do you trust your own eyes to tell you the truth?

  • @Skremn01 Oh no no no no.

    Evolution is a SCIENTIFIC theory, in the scientific meaning of the word. A scientific theory is as close anyone can get nowadays in science to proving something 100% true. Creationism is a theory in the colloquial sense of the word(That is, a guess). It is not, however, a scientific theory. You're getting theory and hypothesis mixed up.

    Thus, when I'm talking about scientific theories(which I am when talking about Evolution), Evolution is a theory, Creationism is not.

  • Rednecks aren't christians. Obviously seth never lived around them because redneck culture = fight, fuck, and party.

  • You know you're a true redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.

  • Also read the fact that he gave light before he gave the sun and the moon "the light of the days and nights". Also read into the fact that he tells Adam and Eve, to go out multiply, and to "RE"plinish the world, stating to believe that your "God" had destroyed the world once before, as fact he had said the same statements to Noah after the flood.

  • lolage

  • Watch out for the Jesus-saurus Rex!!!

  • [looks down at comments]

    [embarrassed to put it out there that i'm a christian]

    :(

    Why must 7 year old uneducated people make christians look so awful?

  • why cant u just watch the damn video?fuckin atheist always startin shit on youtube.THIS IS FAMILY GUY

  • WHY MUST YOU LOSERS ARGUE OVER RELIGION?

  • im a redneck i belive in God and i love mt. dew if you dont like that you can kiss my country ass!!!!!!

  • jesus-ahsauresrex

  • This comment will get hundreds and hundreds of thumbs up.

  • @deecool47 No.

  • @Revenwazhere why u gotta break balls man?

  • Jesusaurus rex dominates all

  • This fall on CBS The Goooooooood Bang theory.

  • I just lost it when he said Jesus-asaurus xDDD

  • So can a JUDASeratops kill a JESUSauraus Rex?

  • @XxVoiDSoldieRxX

    I think the Jesusauraus Rex would just return to life.

  • Mountain dew is the best soda ever made and it was made by a gooooooooooooooooooooooooood bang

  • All off those mentioned are facts

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  • Carbon dating only works 50,000-100,000 years :/ There are other forms of dating far more useful for dinosaur bones.

  • @redteamdarkspear r u serious with ur comment right now or am i watching the wrong video?

  • a jesussaurus rex

  • @nintendude8VG RAPTOR JESUS!

  • I'm christian, but I couldn't help but laugh to tears at (JESUS)-a-saurus Rex XD

  • @NonFurryable It's okay, you can be cured.

  • @Iwatchtrek Cute. Lol.

  • What I find odd about this show is that they insult Creationists and yet they have skits involving God and the Devil.

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlood shut up faggot lover

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlood Yea but the grim reaper and jesus himself have appeared in the show and brian saw them both yet is still an atheist. The point of the show isnt to make sense

  • The new COSMOS series is going to be pretty damn awesome.

  • It's funny because it says that religious people are stupid.

  • GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

  • Too bad the producers of Family Guy never watched the real Cosmos, one of the most awe-inspiring programmes ever produced.

  • @tabrisangel19

    Well now Seth is bringing it back.

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  • blogs.discovermagazine (dot) com/badastronomy/2011/08/05/co­smos-will-hit-the-air-once-aga­in/

  • Mt dew is the best soda ever made....so true

  • Here's an idea - why doesn't someone actually take footage of Sagan from "Cosmos" and re-dub it with the audio from this scene?

  • so true

  • The "Gooooooooooooooooooodddddddd" part is actually right.

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlood

    The "mountain dew is the best soda ever made" part is right too. lol

  • @redmeansdrive redneck

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlood Noooooooooooooooo!!

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlood feelings have nothing to do with scientific inquiry!

  • @eleminatus But still.... YOU MUST KNOW!!! YOU MUST, I SAY!!! 

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlood yeah you are right... Natural Selection is the cause!

  • I want a Jesusaurus Rex.

  • the earth is 4 hundreds and hundreds of years old and mountain dew is the best soda ever

  • I hope Jesusaurus Rex will be in the new Jurrasic Park movie.

  • If you look at the bones of a jesus lmao

  • @bimms11 Jesus bones are in his risen body no looking there need an xray.

  • mountain dew is sooooooo bad for you

  • This is stupid. You can't use carbon dating on jessusaurus fossils. That only works for animals a few thousand years old. For a Jesussaurus Rex you'd be better off trying uranium-thorium-lead dating. Some people make the silliest mistakes when it comes to science!

  • There is an element of truth here: mountain dew IS the best soda drink ever made!

  • i Was watching tht last night lol

  • "If you look at the bones of a JEESUSsaurus rex..."

    ROFL

  • just how old is our earth its 4 hundreds and hundreds of years old and scientist have deturmand that the earth was made by goooooooooooooooooooooooooood and by looking at the bones of a jesus soruse rex its clear by the use of carbone dating that mountain dew is the best soda ever made

  • jesuesauras is my fav animal :)

  • the earth is billions of years old you dumass red necks. i dont give shit what the bible says. god didnt make the world hundreds of years ago. he made it before people even appeard

  • @Bandersnatch41 you do realize that anyone with any intelligence knows that, and that family guy is just making a joke, right?

  • @Bandersnatch41 fuck off

  • you

  • @willyatbilly u mad bro?

  • @Bandersnatch41 god didn't make the world......

  • @Rawr5649 what do you mean?

  • @Rawr5649 Your right man he created it. Genesis 1:1 In the beginning god created the heavens and the earth. 

  • @IM4ISR3AL God didn't make that book either.

  • @Rawr5649 He didn't make it He told Moses to write and record the events.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Should I believe everything I read? Calvin and Hobbes are real too?

  • @Rawr5649 When it comes to the bible yes you should believe everything you read in it.

  • @IM4ISR3AL It's funny because Genesis 1:1 is wrong. The universe is much older than the earth buddy.

  • @Revenwazhere Yes in a sense of the Universe had to be created first by God logically followed by earth. However the universe is not Trillions of years older than the earth. That's my personal creationist belief you are entitled to disagree.

  • @IM4ISR3AL You're right. The Universe is only 8 billion years older than the Earth.

  • @Revenwazhere Disagree but thats the great thing about personal beliefs

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  • @O0oSorousho0O God is eternal always was always will be. God is outside of time how else would he be omnipresent? He says He is ALPHA and OMEGA beginning and end. He created time man.

  • @IM4ISR3AL

    If I said "No he didn't", you'll say "prove it"

    If I say "which God?" you'd say "the God of the Bible" (right?)

    If I say prove the "God of the Bible" you can't. It is HIGHLY unlikely that your God exists since there are thousands of other Gods which proclaim to have books written about them.

    Be logical. Just because you can't find a good explanation for something, don't substitute the word "God" in everything.

  • @O0oSorousho0O

    First I would say the proof is in the scriptures and around you at all times.

    Second I wouldn't Just say the God of the bible. I would say the only God that in all of these so called God gave his own life for mankind. The God that speaks to us even when we ignore him. The only God that truly loves us.

    If you said prove the biblical God I would show you firsthand, but because you are blind you would not see.

    Logically if you wanted to discover the God of the bible You should pray

  • @IM4ISR3AL

    I LOVE GOD AND MOUNTAINDEW

  • @FelixNothus And that my friend is what you call well adept in the ways of awesomes!

  • @IM4ISR3AL None of what you stated is "proof", and none of it is logical.

    Sorry, but trying to claim otherwise is at best evidence of a lack of education on your part, and at worst intentionally deceptive.

  • @emperor0013 I have my proof he exists to me on a personal level. I can't make you believe... To claim God is real doesn't show a lack of education. I believe it is intentionally deceptive for schools around the country and world for that matter to teach evilution, which is atheism. There is no scientific evidence that we came from a bacteria to this us mankind. Im sorry but I don't see how you and I came from anyother species. If we had wouldn't LOGICALLY we still evolve?

  • @IM4ISR3AL then how can you say that you were just created? Wow even your own logic disproves god. well done.

  • @IM4ISR3AL You are grossly misinformed about evolution, and are categorically incorrect with your assertions. Sorry, but your lack of an education is transparent.

  • @emperor0013 Im not grossly informed about evilution. I am forced by this world to hear it everyday all day long. Its one of satans greatest lies. You attack me for believing in Christ because you don't know who he is. If you knew him you would be with me.

  • @IM4ISR3AL

    0/10 troll. It's like you aren't even trying.

  • @IM4ISR3AL ...Religion is a lie. Just putting that out there.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Why can't you religious extremists believe that God allows evolution or something similar; ie god created the big bang, thus starting evolution after many thousands/millions/billions of years. You attack everyone else saying they discredit your beliefs without taking others into account, being so sure that you are correct. Stop your religious debate over the youtube video of an athiest show, you're just making a mockery of yourself.

  • @Zergrushing So by saying it took millions of billions of years you are limiting Gods power to create all things? To say God used evilution to produce all that we are and see is calling Jesus a liar. Mark 10:6, Mark 13:19, Luke 11:50–51. All of which he clearly imply's that Man was made at the beginning no evilution from low life. And Moses recorded in Exodus 20:11 “For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that in them is." Evilution is a lie.

  • @IM4ISR3AL You have no proof. Referencing a book which was written by man without any guidance from a diety is ignorant and blind. Prove creationism, YOU have the burden of proof. Either way evolution has evidence to support the fact. YOu need to prove creationism, not attempt to blindly disprove evolution.

  • @Zergrushing Dude you have no evidence to prove evilutionsim. The book is holy and was written by God threw human hands. Want proof get on your knees and pray to God and mean it when you ask him to show himself to you. If you truly want to know if he is real he will show you.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Wow. Scienctific fact must be entirely wrong. As humans, we possess the talent to analyze things dont bury that talent. Explain skeletal predecessors to humans then. God does many things.

    Our knowledge of evolution has minute additions to the field every year. Also, once again you misrepresent God-time and man-time. To man, a day is 24 hours, a certain fraction of their life. Apply that to eternity now. What's a "day" for man and a "day" for God are two very different things.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Oh and read Psalm 90:4 and 2 Peter 3:8. Enjoy!

  • @IM4ISR3AL The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C. It provides ample evidence for evolution. I suggest you visit it.

  • @TheExtremistModerate Evilution is a great lie man, but I refuse to buy it.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Considering it's not a lie? The evidence is there for you to see. Transition fossils, genetic mutations, etc. All tangible evidence.

  • @TheExtremistModerate Its not all tangible evidence. When is the last time you saw a dog turn into a cat? It doesn't happen it never can! All you can do is make the dog look different but can't change the fact that its a dog. On top of that mutations don't change a cat into a dog they just make a mutated cat. No jump in kind. I refuse to believe we came from soup or monkeys. They don't have the emotions like we do, they can't speak, they aren't our ancestors. Evilution is a lie.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Dogs never turned into cats, monkeys never turned into humans. Let me show you something to illustrate how something can change from one species to another:

    i(dot)imgur(dot)com/BP1k9.jpg

  • @TheExtremistModerate Didn't work man I think you messed up the URL?

  • @IM4ISR3AL Change the "(dot)"s into periods.

  • @TheExtremistModerate Well man I read it and still don't believe any sort of evilution. I look at the scriptures and believe them.

  • @IM4ISR3AL I have no reason to believe in scriptures when they have no verified claims.

  • @TheExtremistModerate Pray and ask God to show himself to you and he will if you truly want to know him. I did and he answered.

  • @IM4ISR3AL I did, and he didn't.

    According to the Bible, that shouldn't happen, but it did.

  • @TheExtremistModerate How much time did you give him? How badly do you wanna know how sincere where you? Try again.

  • @IM4ISR3AL I was a "Christian" for the first 14-15 or so years of my life. Never once did any prayers ever come true. Never did he appear before me. Just being able to see him once would have been enough for me to keep my faith. That's not too much to ask for.

    Let's just agree to disagree, yes?

  • @TheExtremistModerate He doesn't just show himself in person he works in different ways than that. I'll agree to disagree but I'll pray for you man maybe he'll show you himself in some way.

  • @IM4ISR3AL If he is omniscient, then he would know that I am naturally skeptical(which he would also know if he made me), and would know what he would have to do for me to believe in him. If he is omnipotent, doing such a thing would be infinitely less troublesome for him than moving your finger a picometer is for you. If he was omnibenevolent, he would want me to know about him.

    Thus, I'll let him prove himself.

  • @IM4ISR3AL Hey, you take many things in the Bible to be far too literal and conformative to modern standard. Remember, the Bible is a translation of ancient languages, so 6 whatever = 6 days. Also, recall that comparing a day in our lives (percentage wise for time) to a day in eternity is impossible. Average humans live approximately 22,920 days. So, X/22920 of the average time alive is approximately 1 day. Now, multiply that same fraction by eternity. God didnt make the day a time, that was man

  • @gobleader The answer to this question is this man 2 Peter 3:8 "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." Another cool thing is that Satan in the garden says to Eve "surely you will not die this day" but they did die to God because Adam only lived for 900 some years, no one made it to a thousand. they also died spiritually in one human day. God told them eat of this tree and you will die the day you do.

  • One more thing you Say God didn't make the day a time!? WHAT!? Have you never even read your bible!? Genesis 1: 14- "Then God Said, (Let there be lights in the sky to separate day from night.)" "These lights will be used for signs, seasons, DAYS, and years. They will be in the sky to give light to the earth." And it happened. So God made the two large lights. He made the brighter light to rule the day and made the smaller light to rule the night.

    You called him a liar again!!!