Final Fantasy XIII-2 Soundtrack - Crazy Chocobo

[omgitsaaron]

I love metal but I didn't like thi song one bit :/

[telekiller7]

@omgitsaaron Im not a fan of metal but this was awesome :P

[yateha]

Chocobo Brutalitas Rex :D

[TheRayny]

actually, i think it's a matter of tastes

objectively i guess this fit very well ( badass chocobo theme ), and it' s made because they wanted to make more then one chocobo theme ( look grove and mambo)

ah, @thedarksymbiote ,  Uematsu played for some time in a metal band, the black mages ;)

[TheDarkSymbiote]

What the...? Someone please bring Nobuo Uematsu back, I can't stand those new soundtracks from FF XIII and XIII-2, I can count on my fingers the number of tracks I like from those games. Don't get me wrong, I actually like XIII and XIII-2, but the soundtrack? It's so "meh"...~ :/

Yes it is kinda funny, but it's because it's SO BAD it's funny. It simply doesn't fit.

[Gsus665]

@TheDarkSymbiote oh, some of those are not bad i guess... i don´t know the names of the songs, but there are 3 songs i like very much, this one is one of them :) uematsu himself has a rock-band :) sure the soundtrack from the older ff are f***ng awesome....but we are used to those (sorry my english is not the best, hope you know what i mean) bit if you compare the soundtrack from FF XIII-2 to other games (not the ff-ones) it still is great.

[z0mbieHaxor]

@TheDarkSymbiote This was composed by Nobuo Uematsu, if my soundtrack isn't lying to me.

[theGhostieechan]

I really like this. I only wish they had another version of this song that is just an instrumental version. But it's really funny. I love the FFXIII-2 soundtrack and FFXIII-2 , I don't understand why people don't like it. I've played almost every FF but this one is one of my favorites now. I have yet to play a Final Fantasy that I haven't liked anyway lol , I hope it stays that way.

[1CuriousMew]

oh mighty Chocobo, stop eating my Gysahl Greens!

[SaminatorDavis]

I literally dropped my controller i was cracking up when I first heard this XD

[Gsus665]

yeaaahhhh chocooooboooo .... bang your feathers \m/

[Xeddrief]

\m/

[HarryTheTurtle]

Final fantasy sucks.  This game is a joke.

[Chryzez]

I laughed sooo hard the first time I heard this!

"Everyone is gonna wanna ride your chocobo!"

[SuburbanScourging]

Haha, I actually really like this! It's pretty funny

[Krownos85]

freaken amazing 

[Maw59253]

No fake :o

Awesome !

[XxRubyMillerxX]

awesome!

[Rengeki265]

Kentucky Fried Chocobo

[Empath0s]

Why so many dislikes? :(

[FlummFnissan]

Hahahahah xD Am I the only one who think thinks this is very funny xD

[Phipps1666]

@FlummFnissan No, I totally thought it was funny when I first heard it when I was playing the game. lol

[Nexavious]

@_@ fucking awesome

[danagirl23]

i can't help but laugh in disbelief and delight

[xealzega]

@Feril1 lmfao so true.. But all the haters can hate all the lovers can love except those lousy fence sitters I'll kick them right off their fence

[Feril1]

@xealzega Well then those unlearned people can suck my chocobo!

[xealzega]

2159 people don't play final fantasy and think chocobo means penis

[ombradeldragoceleste]

I want to read the lyric ^ ^

Are Chocobos cute? Hell yeah they're are!!! XD

About the "FF feel" I had it before X, ora maybe XII (X was a meeting point between old and new)...from X to XIII not so much...they're good games (even if I hate XII...de gustibus...) but that feel was different...maybe it's only me...I'm a nostalgic old man and that's all ^ ^

[zyzxxinfinity]

I LOL'd so hard when I first hopped on a Rambunctious Chocobo. Best theme...EVER!

[zomgzomgorz]

Death metal Chocobo paradox? Just think what other Final Fantasy games must be like in that alternate time line!

[DarkLumina17]

Chocobo riding to the EXTREME

[SayaAliceAikawa]

PEOPLE , IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SONG, DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO IT.

simple as that.

___

Anyway, I personally really like this song, it really makes my head bounce whenever I ride one of these chocobos. Plus, it really adds to the fierceness of the green-tailed chocobo's, and I don't get why people are hating on FFXIII-2! It's better than XIII, so just fucking deal with it.

[Ontarin]

This motherfucker took all my gysahl green!

[DiGiacobbeDMT]

I feel so sorry for FFXIII-2 fans, they're getting butt fucked by Square's corporate dick and they don't even realize it. I rather play the orginal Final Fantasy for the NES then this flaming pile of shit.

[PianoWheatley]

@DiGiacobbeDMT Or people actually enjoy the game and can look beyond the past? Yes, the games have changed somewhat, but every Final Fantasy had the 'FF' feel to me. Stop living in the past and embrace innovation.

Also, this song is meant as a joke. Don't take it seriously.

[enikyne]

dislikers' poor arse can't afford gysahl greens. gets thrown off, banged, and ditched.

[SkopioXV2]

help

can't breathe

[TotalDoomsayer]

This is totally worth using all your greens to listen to about 1 minute of the song before it kicks you off and runs away.

[AmpluexCompressa]

The best part is that the chocobo headbangs when you ride it.

[LethalX69]

So many Dislikes cause they couldnt handle to power of the Crazy Chocobo \m/ (o_O) \m/

[LethalX69]

This chocobo consumes alot in the undying world when you try and get around xD

[tripleha2]

Me: OMG I have to ride this parrot rainbow chocobo! <3

(gets on, music plays)

Me: WHAT-- (gets thrown off with 0 gysahl greens) .... :'(

[gertondesk]

So cute yet fierce, is he from hell? 

[Daiblix]

I didn't like this at first, but it makes sense when you play the game. Those chocobos are hardcore.

[JPDEX95]

I spend most of Gil on Gyshal Greens to ride this Crazy Chocobo!!!

[JackleandHyd3]

2519 people could not ride this chocobo.

[DiGiacobbeDMT]

@JackleandHyd3 2519 could not stand this shit and actually knows what good music is.

[PianoWheatley]

@DiGiacobbeDMT The song is meant as a joke, how can so many people not get it? You ride a wild chocobo. Do you think the original theme would have fit? No, you are getting a crazy theme for the rare moments you ride a crazy chocobo.

I admit I dislike this genre of music. But they made me laugh when I first heard it in-game.

[memnocktdevil]

this song is the most kick ass song in any final fantasy ever

[GameGuy5318]

2519 people fear the power of the Chocobo

[veepower21]

@GameGuy5318 u mean 2530 cant ride the chocobo

[EmDavis17]

@veepower21 And the other 5 don't WANT to ride the Chocobo XD

[veepower21]

@EmDavis17 yupp

[ViveLeRamen]

I for one, think this is fucking hilarious.

[pawez74]

Awesome :D

[Kizuii]

Chuck Norris' Chocobo

[PhantomSephiroth]

THIS - IS - F*****ING - AWESOME! *Headbang*

[gun2grave2]

I am baffled at the question "Where is the direction the FF series is heading?" thing said by numerous persons who apparently don't like FFXIII and FFXIII-2 (and some others who doesn't like FF 10,11,14 or others). The "Haters", while not bashing your point (because it's silly), make it sound like that the franchise is going nowhere. So I ask you, "Haters", what is "supposedly" the direction which the franchise should be heading into?

[Yockel]

@gun2grave2 I hated FF13. 13-2 on the other hand was a step in the right direction. At least it had some kind of sword swinging bad guy in it who wants to destroy the world for some reason.

I don't want to fight soldiers that toss smoke granades anymore. I don't wan't to fight old religious douchebags or politicians. I want a Final Fantasy that sends me on a journey through a more open world again. I think a worldmap like in FF6 would be the right direction.

[gun2grave2]

@Yockel So from what I understand, your point is just the same as the ones who say "FFVII is the best". You don't give FF13 or 13-2 merit for what it is, and your basis is a comparison to a completely different game (a past game in fact) of the same franchise, am I right?

[Yockel]

@gun2grave2 Why wouldn't I compare an old FF-game with a new one? Even though Square changed stuff from time to time, there were always things that made the franchise what it is today. While Final Fantasy 13 is just less of everything. A cinematic mess. With small corridors. And lots of them.

[gun2grave2]

@Yockel while your opinion is valid (I believe I mentioned I wouldn't argue about that), still the point is that nothing on what you've mentioned derails the franchise. In fact, FF has been changed numerous times and Square(enix) isn't still bankrupt. While you don't like some aspects of other games, others might like it.

"By the end of the year, the game had sold 697,146 units, becoming the fifth bestselling 2011 game in Japan." - Wikipedia

That's $41,828,760.

[Yockel]

@gun2grave2 Yeah, it's like this crazy chocobo song, I like it, while others don't. And when some random guy on the internet (like me) says, that he hates Final Fantasy 13, it doesn't mean that's a bad game. I really digged the battle system and some bossfights were actually hard and challenging. Specially the fight against bartandalus was pretty epic.

But still, in my opinion it's the worst of the series. Maybe I'm just stubborn because I'm a 16 Bit child.

[DJYuzoboy]

@gun2grave2 A lot of people miss those classic games where you would have to search around for items in your view, turn based battling with conrtol over each character, and music from nobuo uematsu. I think square should release a new game just like those pre FF9 ones and see the reaction they gather...

[PianoWheatley]

@DJYuzoboy It would still receive major criticism. Just like all the fanboys begging for a FFVII remake. If it would ever come, prepare for an outburst of complaints. Some people are just never satisfied and just feel the need to complain about anything.

[DJYuzoboy]

@PianoWheatley Indeed there is that side to it too The main issue witha remake would be implementing the entire story of the original, as missing out anything from the original will get criticism.

[DiGiacobbeDMT]

@gun2grave2 Well, since key developers have already left the team, the franchise is already dead. This is practically their 5th time messing up on a Final Fantasy title (at least) so I am officialy done with Square, and if you enjoy their corporate dick being shoved up your ass and have to pay for endings, then I feel sorry for you son ><

[gun2grave2]

@DiGiacobbeDMT I have no qualms about your opinion (again) and your favoritism(or lack thereof) to a certain title (too obvious). And regardless of what my opinion of the game is, still the point is that Square(enix) is making a game sell. To me, if they make a game and I like it, I buy it, and of course the opposite is also true. It doesn't even have anything to do with their corporate structure. You can't say something is dead if they continue to make it, can you?

[shadowfire023]

Man, this made me laugh non-stop for several minutes. I wish there were more people with a sense of humor here. Sure, there are some guys who could understand the song, but there are too many people who can't accept a joke in a FF game. C'mon guys, what's so wrong about laughing a little? I mean, I also grew up playing FF, and I don't see a problem with this. It's not like this is supposed to be serious a music anyway (yes, I know it's in the actual game. I've already finished it).

[thepowerKRAZE]

this may be the black in me speaking...

but imagine fried chocobo...

[miaoudzilla]

SHAWN MCPHERSON FTW

[melthepunk]

anyone else found that the chocobo's keep eating all the greens during cutscenes? :/ 

[Malisyn]

Oh, two more things. Doesn't it look like the red one is headbanging while it's running? And second, this is now my ringtone.

[oxboroughdesign]

Defilement to the genre.

[DavyJones777]

@oxboroughdesign Do yourself a favor, and stick to previous chip-tune audio of past gaming generations, with the other puritans.

[RobLance07]

@oxboroughdesign Are you serious? A single song in a single rpg game somehow ruins the entire genre of RPG's as a whole? You so called "fans" are an amazing bunch.

[nagato455]

@RobLance07 That's what happens when a 25 year old doesn't get laid.

[UbeRDigguh]

Aww, what's the deal with all the dislikes? ' ^ '

Ahaha, makes you wanna head bang and stuff... even though I usually don't listen to rock music...

[FuckingTrueable]

when I first heard this on the chocobo i was like.. DAFUG?!

[DiggerOfDugs]

Yes.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

[GenerationDreamful]

I didnt knew Grunting Rock is still around, ridiculous but funny song.

[SephirothSpirit]

Everyone hated this theme before the game came out, thinking it was gonna be the basic chocobo theme. I liked it from the beggining.

[MirokuSangoRule]

It took me a bit to actually tune into the words of the song...but when I did, I laughed my ass off. Hahhaa.

[MoskitoMoonstrider]

this song cracked me up, its definitely funny, but I like the original chocobo theme more in this game

[TheTixAreNowDiamonds]

do you think you can ride this chocobo?

[PurpleApplePro]

However when you get the Chocobo music Fragment skill You get to Ride a yellow Chocobo and still hear this bad-ass Song :D

[Zakurako]

I loved this theme from the moment I heard it--and I don't even like heavy metal! <3

[MsBaseball19]

this is why i get on a red chocobo!

[Frankyhouse91]

Song sounded bad ass but damn those things sure can eat up my greens lol.

[CryoJnik]

First time I heard it was like...wut?

Now...Headbangin' tune

[Sleepindudeful]

@loywen

That chocobo is too expensive to keep!!!

[melme54]

I... I'm kind of in love with this.

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

I apologize for what I'm about to do:

2,501 people don't know how to get the fragment skill that allows this music when you're riding a normal chocobo.

[RobLance07]

It took a while, but there's a hell of a lot more green on the like/dislike bar.

I like.

[romolees]

*rides chocobo with 8 gysahl greens* *hears song* Me: EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANNA RIDE YOUR CHOCOBO. My friend: It's an oversize fucking parrot, calm down. :) Me: .__. It has a badass song though. :> I like this chocobo. :> HUUWEEEEEE!!!! *screws around with crazy chocobo* My friend: Why is your gysahl greens going down? Me: Lolwut *gets thrown off chocobo* Me: Wtf?? *tries to mount chocobo again* *0 gysahl greens* Me: Fuck this shit.

[OmegaSnake88]

Losing all your gyshal greens while riding a red chocobo is almost worth it thanks to this badass song.

[deilax]

When I first heard this in game I pretty much shat myself. effin love it

Haters gonna hate.

[Fishto]

If you guys want Nostalgia, go play the old Final Fantasy's. Things change, get used to it. Not like you have many opportunities to ride the paradox chocobo anyway, so there is nothing to complain about.

[PianoWheatley]

People need to realize is was meant as a joke. You ride a wild chocobo, the original theme wouldn't fit at all. At least this makes you realize the chocobo will fuck you up if you're not careful. I love the risk Square-Enix took with this track. Haters gonna hate I guess...

[NewEndHero]

@PianoWheatley Perfectly well said.

[Jdeadevil]

Lmao I actually like this, I think it's intentionally a bit silly, the Chocobo in Final Fantasy has always been comedic and cute.

[PBKuraiRaputo]

The Red Chochobo is the Troll Chochobo.

[jordan89124]

Haters gonna hate?

[zidanedager]

best fucking chocobo song ever

[lewisy09]

Think this is awesome, this and the royal ripeness fight ost.

[loywen]

this motherfucker took all my gyshal greens.

[bokrify]

@loywen Yo but that's the price the pay to hear some epic mutherfu*king music.

[nickbloodboy5]

@loywen dont ride the red ones then lol

[JiveDG]

Worst FF song ever.

[LovingHumans]

@JiveDG Why?

[Gazeebo122]

@JiveDG Somebody hates the musical god that is Nobuo Uematsu.

[Sw00bat]

@JiveDG Are you dumb?

[DarthJoshReturns]

You guys want a ruined version of the song for riding a goddamn bird? Listen to all of the bad Mario Paint or guitar covers of it.

[SuperSaiyanAkuma]

I entered the Chocobo Rodeo AND WON.

[ninetailedfox579121]

Should be called either Metal de Chocobo or Crazy de Chocobo.

[doctussin]

Is it really that big of a deal? You can mute it and play music off ur system, enjoy it, or just don't care. If you bitch about this, ur like hope from 13 not the 13-2 versions. Don't be trollin.

[xLastToHearYourDeadx]

I hate the red chocobos greedy ass. but THE MUSIC IS worth it

[DamienYok]

I need the lyrics please

[TheDarkLived]

Haters gonna hate. This game is AWESOME.

[ZombieBuster007]

First i was like....this is shit,

then i was like this IS the shit.

[bleedingcuppajoe]

@.@ not the kind of music i was hoping for...its great, but......there's some things that need to be fixed. and, lol....the song has some really.....awkward lyrics. aint no way im gonna let someone ride my chocobo. :P

[AtmosStratos]

If you're playing Final Fantasy to play nostalgia again, go play the FF you like. Beside the title they're all different. Allow creator's to expand ideas. There's also 3-4 other chocobo songs if you don't like it in the game, listen to the ones you like instead. I respect that everyone has their own opinion & honestly I didn't like this song or the boss theme immediately either. They grew on me. Not liking something on YT isn't gona help the company get a better idea on what fans want.

[bokrify]

When I first saw the red chocobo i was like "Hmm...a red one. Pretty sweet, I'm gonna ride it."

When I first got on it, I threw my controller across the room and started moshing against my T.V. /,,/

[butcherbox]

@bokrify then you ran out of gyshal greens :(

[Riokolove]

@bokrify I just did what you just said >.<....my girlfriend was lookin at me odd :/

[fmababridged]

The amount of dislikes is a testament to the amount of idiots that didn't get the joke about this song, seriously lighten up you grumpy FF nostalgia-tards. This is coming from someone who loved FFVII through to FFXII.

[Seikko]

@fmababridged The joke about this song? The real joke is to make a joke about a cult music! Uematsu's work is just destroyed and I don't find it funny. And this is not nostalgia, and actually grow up, if all you can say is the guys that don't like that are bunch of idiots...

[vinhkhoi]

@Seikko You can thank the great Uematsu for destroying his own song, then, cuz this was his contribution to the soundtrack.

[DJYuzoboy]

@vinhkhoi He didnt, it was actually Mizuta who did it. Uematsu is credited as the original composer.

[ViveLeRamen]

@Seikko I'm pretty sure Uematsu had to approve this in some manner. Seriously, relax. It's just a song. It's not even your song. Find out what Uematsu's opinion on it is before you start defending his honor.

[Sighphi]

Its good.... but they should have gotten Dethklok to sing it.

Then it would've really been METTAAAAAAALLL.

[kevinmarquez19]

It's so bad it's good.

[bahamutShin]

this jecht's chocobo's theme

[RoboticDracula]

I don't understand why so many people hate this song. I think it funny and fit well with the mutant chocobo.

[Adidaas]

Are..... are we sure they're talking about "that" Chocobo, cuz I'm getting this strange feeling they're talking about penises.....

[Zulithe]

Still can't stand that it's a song on the actual soundtrack, but I'm starting to appreciate it on the level of unintentional parody. It's been the source of a lot of great jokes between me and my friends.

[RumpleStiltskinYoutu]

cheezy, funny. I laugh while its playing all the time.

[aoemaster]

this music is just shit

[crimsonpatty]

@aoemaster how is it?

[IIIIIVEERATIIIII]

why do I like this so much when I acknowledge how bad it is

[Cloudgb]

Made me laugh

[darandster2]

got 1.5m gil, I listen to this all day long with the greens I can buy

[icelandthabest]

lol I never have enough Gysahl Greens to listen to the whole thing..

[Milomia9]

Who did the music for this? He ruined Final Fantasys legacy.

[darandster2]

@Milomia9 ruined the legacy because of one song?

No sir, your just stupid asshole who probably doesnt even have the game

[Milomia9]

@darandster2 I mean the entire soundtrack. Ask anyone and theres a pretty good chance theyll say its jus generic video game music. you can even look at the dislikes.

[JossanSweetHeart]

Love this, Its relly fun beacuse chcobocos is like teddy bears c;

[gitcommand]

Honestly, I was getting tired of the same chocobo theme getting recycled every game... at least this is a different take on that theme

[apelanciagames]

Hahaha I love this theme, that's the only good thing about riding a red chocobo. D:

[shadowthekidrock]

This is actually great and obviously meant to be funny. Lighten up, guys. They are obviously making fun of the metalcore genre. I laughed forever when I first heard it.

[brandpanz]

@shadowthekidrock And nu metal... and death metal... and thrash... heck, pretty much every metal subgenre of that ilk that's more about being heavy and aggressive (rather than black metal, gothic metal, doom metal, etc.).

[anotherguttersnipe2]

Wait a sec. Since when did Unlimited Ragna become a big chicken?

[TheEternalOtaku]

@anotherguttersnipe2 He's a chicken when around ghosts

[lilmissyblee1981]

My ears gasmd when I heard this the first time, riding the acid chocobo XD

[9thBlockGaming]

NO GOD. NO PLEASE GOD NO. NO. NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[SilviaGTR1]

Love riding the red chocobo purely to hear this song, do not like the fact that he takes all my gysahl greens :D

[lilmissyblee1981]

@SilviaGTR1 When I first heard the song on the game I would mount the red choc then go to the menu so I could hear the song without losing all my greens XD

[SilviaGTR1]

@lilmissyblee1981 That would make two of us :)

[Beardsleyish]

This is terrible.

I hate everything.

[WarlockAshlii]

Nu metal Chocobo theme?! A part of me laughs at the lyrics, the other part cries for my favourite theme not being the same and the other part thinks it's awesome.

[Yobama007]

I don't even...

What is this shit?

[nuniruro1515]

This is a joke. But some of you YouTubers don't get it.

[Naruto16Kun]

AMAZING SONGGGGGG!!!!! <3

[chickmcjr]

This song is fucking amazing. Screw you guys who are like 'Waaa my childhood is ruined waaa'. Grow up children.

[WhatTheFnu]

I was like everyone else. I thought this song was a trolling method, used to bring unsuspecting viewers to something they didn't want to see.

Then I got to Sunleth waterscape 400AF, and literally, the first words out of my mouth were "Holy shit, that song is legit!?"

[NintendoGamer1124]

gosh the final fantasy purist go crazy over this song but i find it hilarious

[Seffean]

i was lyke. o_o when i heard it the first time then i liked it Lol

[lionofuniverse]

the people who disliked this have no sense of humor