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  • Oh good lord. I just hear the very first syllable:

    Me: *cracks up* *calls friends* YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS

  • my stomach was making the rumblees... that only hands would satisfy. CCCAAARRLLLL

  • Why is everyone posting comments with lines from the vid in them? Um didn't we just watch it?? xD

  • would you believe its strawberry milkshake???

  • CCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL­LL

    

  • where are the lifeboats? well judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. i bit lots of holes in them

  • what is wrong with you carl? well i kill people and i eat hands. i guess that's 2 things

  • well this guy walked in. so i went up to him. and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest. lol

  • CAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLLL!

  • hey someone tell me when you find fairy dust cause i am waiting with the matress with the tag primed to be pulled, and a giant fan we might also need alpakas to get away on....i might be getting them in a week or sooner, just make sure u tell me you have the fairy dust so i can get ready.

  • my dad thinks this should be a TV show

  • @Nathan66634 It should, i would enjoy it.

  • CUUUUUHARRRRRRRL

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That is what forgiveness sounds like .............. screaming and then silence...........

  • this is some funny stuff..........lol #4..........cccccccccccccccccc­ccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllll

  • Clue number one the impostor is a phantom Holy crap XD

  • CAAAAAARRRLL!!!!,!!!! :D

  • Friendship is two pals enjoying a well cooked face together xD carls my new bestfriend

  • "Carl that kills people"

    Love it.

  • charlieeeeeeee

  • Charrrl

  • OOOOOOOOOOH. its paul

  • CCCCAAAAARRRRLLLLLLL

  • that explains why my mojito is taking so long XD

  • how did you even do this carl

    a dolip of fairy dust i ripped the tag off a matress.

    what does that even me?

  • i love the part at 4:19 since the bomb goes off. and up till 4:46 XD

  • viva la resistance

  • "Friendship is two friends munching on a well cooked face together." :')

  • "My stomcah was making the rumbles... That only hands would satisfy."

  • in walmart i kept repeating the carlll what is wrong with u and my mom said KIRAAAAA wat is wrong with u?? and i said-well lets see,i kill ppl and i eat hands thts 2 things.my mom laughed xD

  • lol on 4:24

  • lol on 4:26

  • this program has been deemed bad for your health

  • Paul: why are his hands missing?

    Carl: Well I kind of cooked them up and ate them.

    Paul: Carlllllllllllllllllllllllllll­l!

  • Cool dip

  • maby he ate his hands then put the knife in it then stab him 37 times

  • A giant fan? so like....a fat guy with a llamas with hats shirt?

  • caaaaaaarl haha

  • Do you hear that? that is the sound of forgiveness.

    thats the sound of people drowning carl

    that is what forgiveness sounds like......screaming and then silence....

    AHAHAH I love carl

  • thank god the children werent on board to see it XD

  • You tryed to push them into a giant faaaannnnn

  • lol

    

  • caaaaarrrrrllllll lmao

  • carl is dumb

  • the cause of the end of the world: carl

  • I named my car after Carl. Don't know why but the name fits it. :)

  • 21 People's faces were cut off and roasted for Carl's enjoyment:)

  • I ripped a tag off a matress ;P

  • Ha ha so funny

  • are they gay or what?

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  • I love how paul says CAAAAARRRRRLLL!!!

  • Boat Nectar  XD

  • Caaaaaaaaaaarol That Kills People !!!!

    ..What Happened To His Hands ?

    What ?

    His Hands , Why Are They Gone ?

    >3> My Stomach Was Rumbling I Was Craving Humans Hands ! XD

  • @ashash561 his names carl not carol listen clearly

  • And the floor is still dirty

  • a meat drag ha what the hell is a meat drag

  • ¡VIVA LA RESISTANCE! lol love this :D

  • if you pause the video you can count 37 stab marks :)

  • 21 people were stabbed 37 times in the chest

    

  • I can't stop watching this.. O.O

  • @sunfire543 My brother told me about this and at first I wasn`t convinced. Still find it funny even though it`s damn gross. Those llamas are so cute though.

  • Stabbing someone 37 times in the chest kill people? Who could have possibly know that?

  • LMFAO!!!!!! SO FUNNY! we did dis wit some freinds I did carl and she did paul!

  • @ttlEvanescencefreek me and my friend did too

  • Paul deserves a reward for surviving 3 yrs with Carl.

  • What were the pictures!? o.o

    *flash back*

    Episode 4

    Carl: "excuse me now I'm going to erase some pictures from my comptuer."

    *end flash back*

    lol meow :3

  • episode 5: Carl: (bleeps to the tune of mario). Paul: Carl, what r u doing????. Carl: Oh, just swearing. Paul In front of children???!!!. Carl: Dead ppl can hear?. Paul: Carl what did you do to them??? Carl: I stabbed them all 37 times in the chest... each. Paul: Carl didnt i tell you that kills ppl???? Carl: ummmmm......... Paul: You even forgot my name didnt you??? Carl: Of course i didnt .. uh... Max.

    Paul : My name is paul!! (to be contiued i ran out of ideas and space)

  • Paul- Where are the other 21 lifeboats Carl?

    Carl- Looking at the trajectory of the moon of the stars probably at the bottom of the ocean.

  • That was terrible.

  • 21 people just exploded

  • What's that? I cannot hear you over the sound of melting city. . .

  • Paul: how did u even do this!?

    Carl: a dollap of fairy dust.

    Paul: where are the rest of the life boats??!!

    Carl: well, looking at the trajectory of the moon and sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. i bit lots of holes in them.

    anyone else notice there was only 21 stab wounds?? teeehee

  • i could reecite every line me and my friends obsess over it and pretend to be them:) lol love carl and paul!!

  • "Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence." lol

  • 21 people got head-butted off the side of the boat

  • @DoomRidre

    Thank God they weren't on board to see carl make-out with the ice sculptures lol

  • whos laughing? Clearly not the 20 people that just exploded. lol

  • Whose laughing? Clearly not all of the people that just exploded. Bahahahaha

  • <3 funny as <3

  • To carls defence in the first video he did say the guy just kinda walked in. So Carl might've killed him out of self defence?

  • The best episode is the first one

  • funniest thing ever :D i wish there was more!

  • i DONT understand how you keep forgetting that

  • Would you believe it's boat nectar?

    

  • Carl:Whoa that was a foot, i appeared to have swallowed an entire person"

    Paul: That would be the hotel bar tender"

    Carl:Well that explains y my moheato was taking so long"

    Paul:It was horrifing,your mouth unhinged like a snake"

    lolz XD

  • sssssshhhhh do yo hear that its the sound of forgiveness

    no that the sound of people drouning carl

    that is what forgiveness sounds like screaming then silence

  • 20 people had their hands eaten by carl

  • Carrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllll­lllllll!

    this makes me lol so hard.

  • 20 people didnt like this video

  • zomg only 20 stab wounds

  • 20 people have been issued a challenge

  • caaaaaaarl cx

    so funny i think i`m going to explode!

  • Lol soo funny!!!!

  • bahahahah xD i think their voices make it ten times better xD 

  • can i have random thumbs up cause im bored ._.

  • Hahaha ok Crap 123,456 views

  • Yoooouu. . . I totally don't remember your name

  • 18 people havent had hands to satify the stomachs rumblies!

  • how did he stab him without hands

  • @steph31415 He just can cause he so cool like that!!!!!

  • @steph31415

    i guess he held the knife in his mouth.

  • @thugiblaster65

    wheres the knife????

  • caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrl!

    my favorite part c;

  • "A dollop of fairy dust" LOLOLOLOL

  • caaaaarllllll!

  • 1 person got stabbed 37 times then had his hands eaten, 1 person was a captin on a cruize ship, another person is an ice sculpture, another is a risistance leader, 2 people were a nice elderly cuple, 4 people were turned into orphan meat, 4 were kids that were head butted off a cruize ship, and the last 4 had their face ripped off. All of them had these mishaps by Carl.

  • Carrrl! :D 

  • My stomach was makeing the rumblies, That only hands could satisy...

  • I'm in love with these llamas!!!!

  • 18 people need to get eaten by carl.

  • that kills people

  • Me: 18 people need to get their asses kicked

    Mom: shut the fuck up this is getting old

  • lol wow everybody is saying 18 people... then some sort of craziness

  • 18 people ripped the tagg of a mattress.

  • 18 people don't know the sound of forgiveness

  • 18 people aren't talking llamas.

  • ROFLMFO I stabbed him 37 times in the chest Carl is awesome

  • 18 people ripped the tag off of their mattreses

  • cccccaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa­aallllllllll

  • the "pulling the tag of the mattress" part was funny as shit

  • CAAARRRRRLLL

  • 18 people didn't get their daily orphan meat today "/

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  • (bad spelling)

  • 18 people put normal meat instead of ophan meat in thier luggedge

  • Can i get the DVD eddition? lol

  • "I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK." "My tummy had the rumblies. (CAAARRLLL) That only hands could satisfy." ROTFL

  • 18 people were pushed into a giant fan

  • 18 people need to hear the sound of forgiveness.[:

  • 17 people that don't like this obviously need to go munch a a well cooked face!!!~ :[__]

  • "Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit LOTS of holes in them." That's the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time. I like the FUCK outta this

  • 17 ppl need to drink boat nectar

  • 17 people need a hat.

  • 17 people do not apologize for art

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  • Carl has to be the most amazing llama ever to actually be able to pull some of that stuff off and have Paul still stick around. :-)

  • i do not kill people that is that is my least favorite thing to do... :D

  • 17 people dont know pauls name and dont bealive that it is boat nectar

  • friendship: Two pals munching on a well cooked face.

    

  • " then u started making out with the ice scalptures.... good thing i headbutted the kids off board kuz they wouldent wanned 2 see that"

  • 16 people have pictures to delete from their computer

  • 16 people took all the cresent rolls

    

  • well that explains where pedro went and why he didnt have a funeral

    we could find enough to put together in the coffin dangit giant fan T^T

  • My fav part is when Paul says I think I am going t- oh god one touted me

  • whats the song at the end?

  • SOme Of My Fav Quotes: Some Of Gods Tears!? Your Mouth Inhindged Like A Snake! CARRRRLL! My Stomach Was Making The Rumblies That Only Hands Would Satisfy! CARLLL That Kills People! Ugh Carl What Is Wrong With You... Well I Kill People And Eat Hands, Um Thats 2 Things! Well They Uh They Were Taking All The Cressant Rolls! Shhh. Oh That Appears To Be A Foot! No Wonder My Boheato Is Taking So Long! I Think Im Gonna Throw- OH GOD 1 Touched Me!

  • 16 people still need to blow out their candle

  • 16 people doesn't appreciate the rumblies

  • it appears that i have eaten someone

    that is the hotel bartender

  • @MrsDuford that explains why my mohito is taking so long

  • CARRRLLLLL!

  • Only hands can satisfy my rumblies...

  • Carrrrrel u cant just kill people!!!

  • 16 people are dangerous socio-paths with histories with a long history of violence

  • @TheProjectFPS your comment is fail.

  • haha boat nectar....

  • .... I'd live with them.

    But CARL WOULD KILL ME,

  • 16 people are unheard over the sound of melting city.

  • 16 people got stabbed 37 times in the chest!

  • 16 people were in a melting city and riped the tag off a matress

  • no

    just

    no

  • 15 deaf people didn't hear to sound of forgiveness.

  • 15 people were stabbed 37 times in the chest.

  • HAHAHAH I LOVE IT WHEN PAUL SAYS CAAARRRLL! LOL =]

  • Carl: i ripped the tag off a matress.. -.-

    Me: AHHHWWWWWW SHIIIITTTT!!!

  • well they were uh..they were taking all the cresant roles..

    NO ONE EFFING TOUCHES MY FLIPPING CRESANT ROLES!!!!

  • where are his hands carl?

    i ate them! LOL. EPIC!

  • hahhahahahahhha i love it when paul sais ''CARLLLLLL'''its to funny