hey someone tell me when you find fairy dust cause i am waiting with the matress with the tag primed to be pulled, and a giant fan we might also need alpakas to get away on....i might be getting them in a week or sooner, just make sure u tell me you have the fairy dust so i can get ready.
this is some funny stuff..........lol #4..........ccccccccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
in walmart i kept repeating the carlll what is wrong with u and my mom said KIRAAAAA wat is wrong with u?? and i said-well lets see,i kill ppl and i eat hands thts 2 things.my mom laughed xD
@sunfire543 My brother told me about this and at first I wasn`t convinced. Still find it funny even though it`s damn gross. Those llamas are so cute though.
episode 5: Carl: (bleeps to the tune of mario). Paul: Carl, what r u doing????. Carl: Oh, just swearing. Paul In front of children???!!!. Carl: Dead ppl can hear?. Paul: Carl what did you do to them??? Carl: I stabbed them all 37 times in the chest... each. Paul: Carl didnt i tell you that kills ppl???? Carl: ummmmm......... Paul: You even forgot my name didnt you??? Carl: Of course i didnt .. uh... Max.
Paul : My name is paul!! (to be contiued i ran out of ideas and space)
1 person got stabbed 37 times then had his hands eaten, 1 person was a captin on a cruize ship, another person is an ice sculpture, another is a risistance leader, 2 people were a nice elderly cuple, 4 people were turned into orphan meat, 4 were kids that were head butted off a cruize ship, and the last 4 had their face ripped off. All of them had these mishaps by Carl.
"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit LOTS of holes in them." That's the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time. I like the FUCK outta this
SOme Of My Fav Quotes: Some Of Gods Tears!? Your Mouth Inhindged Like A Snake! CARRRRLL! My Stomach Was Making The Rumblies That Only Hands Would Satisfy! CARLLL That Kills People! Ugh Carl What Is Wrong With You... Well I Kill People And Eat Hands, Um Thats 2 Things! Well They Uh They Were Taking All The Cressant Rolls! Shhh. Oh That Appears To Be A Foot! No Wonder My Boheato Is Taking So Long! I Think Im Gonna Throw- OH GOD 1 Touched Me!
Oh good lord. I just hear the very first syllable:
Me: *cracks up* *calls friends* YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS
Cr3AtuR3Studios 21 hours ago
my stomach was making the rumblees... that only hands would satisfy. CCCAAARRLLLL
xxdisturbedforeverxx 5 days ago
Why is everyone posting comments with lines from the vid in them? Um didn't we just watch it?? xD
imboredd1234 1 week ago
would you believe its strawberry milkshake???
kmo991 1 week ago
CCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL
MegaAgent1337 2 weeks ago
where are the lifeboats? well judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. i bit lots of holes in them
MessengerOfDeath9878 3 weeks ago
what is wrong with you carl? well i kill people and i eat hands. i guess that's 2 things
MessengerOfDeath9878 3 weeks ago
well this guy walked in. so i went up to him. and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest. lol
MessengerOfDeath9878 3 weeks ago
CAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLLL!
MessengerOfDeath9878 3 weeks ago
hey someone tell me when you find fairy dust cause i am waiting with the matress with the tag primed to be pulled, and a giant fan we might also need alpakas to get away on....i might be getting them in a week or sooner, just make sure u tell me you have the fairy dust so i can get ready.
stallord8 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
my dad thinks this should be a TV show
Nathan66634 1 month ago
@Nathan66634 It should, i would enjoy it.
Fundablade 1 month ago
CUUUUUHARRRRRRRL
nonni011buddy 2 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dancetime345 2 months ago
That is what forgiveness sounds like .............. screaming and then silence...........
dancetime345 2 months ago
this is some funny stuff..........lol #4..........ccccccccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
dancetime345 2 months ago
Clue number one the impostor is a phantom Holy crap XD
hp0wn3r2 2 months ago
CAAAAAARRRLL!!!!,!!!! :D
thedrenoow 2 months ago
Friendship is two pals enjoying a well cooked face together xD carls my new bestfriend
haayimalexx 2 months ago
"Carl that kills people"
Love it.
TheDeathMantle 2 months ago
charlieeeeeeee
ovidiu9412 2 months ago
Charrrl
Fearstrike10500 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
OOOOOOOOOOH. its paul
littlehamsterhammie 2 months ago
CCCCAAAAARRRRLLLLLLL
Fearstrike10500 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 3
that explains why my mojito is taking so long XD
Just4Fun3161 3 months ago
how did you even do this carl
a dolip of fairy dust i ripped the tag off a matress.
what does that even me?
stallord8 3 months ago
i love the part at 4:19 since the bomb goes off. and up till 4:46 XD
stallord8 3 months ago
viva la resistance
dwhite5850 3 months ago
"Friendship is two friends munching on a well cooked face together." :')
LondonAbbeyRoad 3 months ago
"My stomcah was making the rumbles... That only hands would satisfy."
LondonAbbeyRoad 3 months ago
in walmart i kept repeating the carlll what is wrong with u and my mom said KIRAAAAA wat is wrong with u?? and i said-well lets see,i kill ppl and i eat hands thts 2 things.my mom laughed xD
megamagicdonut 3 months ago
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"My stomach was makin' the rumblies that only hands would satisfy"
apocalypticcheerio 3 months ago
lol on 4:24
datboiijuice 3 months ago
lol on 4:26
datboiijuice 3 months ago
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sillysophie105 3 months ago
Paul: why are his hands missing?
Carl: Well I kind of cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: Carllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
8888gear 3 months ago
Cool dip
21Placebo12 3 months ago
maby he ate his hands then put the knife in it then stab him 37 times
2001unknown 3 months ago
A giant fan? so like....a fat guy with a llamas with hats shirt?
ChiChiChick704 3 months ago
caaaaaaarl haha
buhbub 3 months ago
Do you hear that? that is the sound of forgiveness.
thats the sound of people drowning carl
that is what forgiveness sounds like......screaming and then silence....
AHAHAH I love carl
17daddysgal 3 months ago
thank god the children werent on board to see it XD
17daddysgal 3 months ago
You tryed to push them into a giant faaaannnnn
jokercard45 4 months ago
lol
snedmac 4 months ago
caaaaarrrrrllllll lmao
WellitsJustMeXD 4 months ago
carl is dumb
zzzz43577 4 months ago
the cause of the end of the world: carl
10gmen27 4 months ago
I named my car after Carl. Don't know why but the name fits it. :)
AceyAlighieri 4 months ago in playlist AceyAlighieri's favorites
21 People's faces were cut off and roasted for Carl's enjoyment:)
donttouchmepervOX 5 months ago 29
I ripped a tag off a matress ;P
iluvmybaldkitties 5 months ago
Ha ha so funny
1231comedyroadshow 5 months ago
are they gay or what?
krissykk1618 5 months ago
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4:22
Best "CAAAARRRRRRLLLLLL!!!!" of the whole series.
XD
Djakkennaia 5 months ago
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Djakkennaia 5 months ago
I love how paul says CAAAAARRRRRLLL!!!
heteromeles 5 months ago
Boat Nectar XD
ashash561 5 months ago 2
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Caaaaaaaaaaarol That Kills People !!!!
..What Happened To His Hands ?
What ?
His Hands , Why Are They Gone ?
>3> My Stomach Was Rumbling I Was Craving Humans Hands ! XD
ashash561 5 months ago
Caaaaaaaaaaarol That Kills People !!!!
..What Happened To His Hands ?
What ?
His Hands , Why Are They Gone ?
>3> My Stomach Was Rumbling I Was Craving Humans Hands ! XD
ashash561 5 months ago 2
@ashash561 his names carl not carol listen clearly
INVISIBLEGUY0987 5 months ago
And the floor is still dirty
minecraftgod1 5 months ago
a meat drag ha what the hell is a meat drag
firefan10001 5 months ago
¡VIVA LA RESISTANCE! lol love this :D
RandiLuvsCarlosPena 5 months ago
if you pause the video you can count 37 stab marks :)
TheGorgonto 6 months ago
21 people were stabbed 37 times in the chest
lovatojonasfan1 6 months ago
I can't stop watching this.. O.O
sunfire543 6 months ago
@sunfire543 My brother told me about this and at first I wasn`t convinced. Still find it funny even though it`s damn gross. Those llamas are so cute though.
MaidofFrankenstein 6 months ago
Stabbing someone 37 times in the chest kill people? Who could have possibly know that?
TobiBlackmore 6 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!! SO FUNNY! we did dis wit some freinds I did carl and she did paul!
ttlEvanescencefreek 6 months ago
@ttlEvanescencefreek me and my friend did too
mybutterbean123 6 months ago
Paul deserves a reward for surviving 3 yrs with Carl.
TheaBrAmSoN 6 months ago
What were the pictures!? o.o
*flash back*
Episode 4
Carl: "excuse me now I'm going to erase some pictures from my comptuer."
*end flash back*
lol meow :3
TheDessertcat 6 months ago
episode 5: Carl: (bleeps to the tune of mario). Paul: Carl, what r u doing????. Carl: Oh, just swearing. Paul In front of children???!!!. Carl: Dead ppl can hear?. Paul: Carl what did you do to them??? Carl: I stabbed them all 37 times in the chest... each. Paul: Carl didnt i tell you that kills ppl???? Carl: ummmmm......... Paul: You even forgot my name didnt you??? Carl: Of course i didnt .. uh... Max.
Paul : My name is paul!! (to be contiued i ran out of ideas and space)
damormon234 6 months ago
Paul- Where are the other 21 lifeboats Carl?
Carl- Looking at the trajectory of the moon of the stars probably at the bottom of the ocean.
starkiller1289 6 months ago
That was terrible.
ifeelrelaxed 6 months ago
21 people just exploded
dylgonofthemountains 6 months ago
What's that? I cannot hear you over the sound of melting city. . .
shything55 6 months ago
Paul: how did u even do this!?
Carl: a dollap of fairy dust.
Paul: where are the rest of the life boats??!!
Carl: well, looking at the trajectory of the moon and sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. i bit lots of holes in them.
anyone else notice there was only 21 stab wounds?? teeehee
FreeRealmsCodes 6 months ago
i could reecite every line me and my friends obsess over it and pretend to be them:) lol love carl and paul!!
shayd40 6 months ago
"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence." lol
tehRedRunner 7 months ago
21 people got head-butted off the side of the boat
DoomRidre 7 months ago 2
@DoomRidre
Thank God they weren't on board to see carl make-out with the ice sculptures lol
shything55 6 months ago
whos laughing? Clearly not the 20 people that just exploded. lol
person2900 7 months ago
Whose laughing? Clearly not all of the people that just exploded. Bahahahaha
dragon7bloodangel 7 months ago
<3 funny as <3
MsQueenoftheshadows 7 months ago
To carls defence in the first video he did say the guy just kinda walked in. So Carl might've killed him out of self defence?
icameonyoface26 7 months ago
The best episode is the first one
dude123699 7 months ago
funniest thing ever :D i wish there was more!
JackInABox4100 7 months ago
i DONT understand how you keep forgetting that
A7xTHEREV1A7X 7 months ago
Would you believe it's boat nectar?
Avianflamefire 7 months ago
Carl:Whoa that was a foot, i appeared to have swallowed an entire person"
Paul: That would be the hotel bar tender"
Carl:Well that explains y my moheato was taking so long"
Paul:It was horrifing,your mouth unhinged like a snake"
lolz XD
DellaRobbiaStern123 7 months ago
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TheNewWierdo 7 months ago
sssssshhhhh do yo hear that its the sound of forgiveness
no that the sound of people drouning carl
that is what forgiveness sounds like screaming then silence
TheLittlelaughs 7 months ago
20 people had their hands eaten by carl
PogTamPiggies1 7 months ago
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this vid rocks
MrSomeone1261 7 months ago
Carrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
this makes me lol so hard.
MrMrJoelyboy1234 7 months ago
20 people didnt like this video
oMrRubat0o 7 months ago
zomg only 20 stab wounds
youtrynafight 7 months ago
20 people have been issued a challenge
youtrynafight 7 months ago
caaaaaaarl cx
so funny i think i`m going to explode!
makemehappy2204 7 months ago
Lol soo funny!!!!
seacreatures101 7 months ago
bahahahah xD i think their voices make it ten times better xD
greendaylove1111 7 months ago
can i have random thumbs up cause im bored ._.
eyemaster09 7 months ago 30
Hahaha ok Crap 123,456 views
RAWRxBlueDino1028 7 months ago
Yoooouu. . . I totally don't remember your name
xxSirMrSkippyxx 7 months ago
18 people havent had hands to satify the stomachs rumblies!
SweetCandyPanda 7 months ago
how did he stab him without hands
steph31415 7 months ago 6
@steph31415 He just can cause he so cool like that!!!!!
SweetCandyPanda 7 months ago
@steph31415
i guess he held the knife in his mouth.
thugiblaster65 4 months ago 12
@thugiblaster65
wheres the knife????
thugiblaster65 3 months ago
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrl!
my favorite part c;
xxlildaresxx 7 months ago
"A dollop of fairy dust" LOLOLOLOL
TheNegaTeam 7 months ago
caaaaarllllll!
missshebalove 7 months ago
1 person got stabbed 37 times then had his hands eaten, 1 person was a captin on a cruize ship, another person is an ice sculpture, another is a risistance leader, 2 people were a nice elderly cuple, 4 people were turned into orphan meat, 4 were kids that were head butted off a cruize ship, and the last 4 had their face ripped off. All of them had these mishaps by Carl.
MetasActReon 7 months ago
Carrrl! :D
TheSlipknotmatt 7 months ago
My stomach was makeing the rumblies, That only hands could satisy...
stabber355 7 months ago 3
I'm in love with these llamas!!!!
heymrdj962 7 months ago
18 people need to get eaten by carl.
coltonandsydney123 8 months ago
that kills people
stardustpatel 8 months ago
Me: 18 people need to get their asses kicked
Mom: shut the fuck up this is getting old
thugiblaster65 8 months ago 41
lol wow everybody is saying 18 people... then some sort of craziness
Jakelong219 8 months ago
18 people ripped the tagg of a mattress.
SlendermanxLove 8 months ago
18 people don't know the sound of forgiveness
PKTrainerTimmy 8 months ago
18 people aren't talking llamas.
lppoj 8 months ago
ROFLMFO I stabbed him 37 times in the chest Carl is awesome
Triththaus 8 months ago
18 people ripped the tag off of their mattreses
keroppiluvver 8 months ago
cccccaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaallllllllll
hintonzachary 8 months ago
the "pulling the tag of the mattress" part was funny as shit
matthewsbt26 8 months ago
CAAARRRRRLLL
FlyMizButterfly 8 months ago
18 people didn't get their daily orphan meat today "/
FlyMizButterfly 8 months ago
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PKTrainerTimmy 8 months ago
(bad spelling)
Jennijenji 8 months ago
18 people put normal meat instead of ophan meat in thier luggedge
Jennijenji 8 months ago
Can i get the DVD eddition? lol
SunstreakerSideswipe 8 months ago
"I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK." "My tummy had the rumblies. (CAAARRLLL) That only hands could satisfy." ROTFL
kewlgurl88 8 months ago
18 people were pushed into a giant fan
Skittles3Ginny3 8 months ago
18 people need to hear the sound of forgiveness.[:
BubbleGirlsShow 8 months ago
17 people that don't like this obviously need to go munch a a well cooked face!!!~ :[__]
carefreecupcake380 8 months ago
"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit LOTS of holes in them." That's the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time. I like the FUCK outta this
FrakTheGods2011 8 months ago
17 ppl need to drink boat nectar
childrensplace1 8 months ago
17 people need a hat.
crzymusicgrl11 8 months ago
17 people do not apologize for art
whatjeremytube 8 months ago
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whatjeremytube 8 months ago
Carl has to be the most amazing llama ever to actually be able to pull some of that stuff off and have Paul still stick around. :-)
AAredhawk 8 months ago
i do not kill people that is that is my least favorite thing to do... :D
sportlover513 8 months ago
17 people dont know pauls name and dont bealive that it is boat nectar
lilred22223 8 months ago
friendship: Two pals munching on a well cooked face.
TheClutzQueen 8 months ago 2
" then u started making out with the ice scalptures.... good thing i headbutted the kids off board kuz they wouldent wanned 2 see that"
MultiKilla55 8 months ago 2
16 people have pictures to delete from their computer
sidohr111 8 months ago 33
16 people took all the cresent rolls
sidohr111 8 months ago
well that explains where pedro went and why he didnt have a funeral
we could find enough to put together in the coffin dangit giant fan T^T
LittleBlackDemoni 8 months ago
My fav part is when Paul says I think I am going t- oh god one touted me
iluvdizzy34 8 months ago
whats the song at the end?
thebignomnomface 8 months ago
SOme Of My Fav Quotes: Some Of Gods Tears!? Your Mouth Inhindged Like A Snake! CARRRRLL! My Stomach Was Making The Rumblies That Only Hands Would Satisfy! CARLLL That Kills People! Ugh Carl What Is Wrong With You... Well I Kill People And Eat Hands, Um Thats 2 Things! Well They Uh They Were Taking All The Cressant Rolls! Shhh. Oh That Appears To Be A Foot! No Wonder My Boheato Is Taking So Long! I Think Im Gonna Throw- OH GOD 1 Touched Me!
cutiepieshell13 8 months ago 2
16 people still need to blow out their candle
DementedNarwal 8 months ago
16 people doesn't appreciate the rumblies
17aquawater 8 months ago
it appears that i have eaten someone
that is the hotel bartender
MrsDuford 8 months ago
@MrsDuford that explains why my mohito is taking so long
DementedNarwal 8 months ago
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16 people were killed by Carl
PKTrainerTimmy 8 months ago
CARRRLLLLL!
crazy1soccerchick 8 months ago
Only hands can satisfy my rumblies...
jmkeeley14 8 months ago
Carrrrrel u cant just kill people!!!
nearscantwhat 8 months ago
16 people are dangerous socio-paths with histories with a long history of violence
TheProjectFPS 8 months ago
@TheProjectFPS your comment is fail.
memaymew 8 months ago
haha boat nectar....
lolstati0n 8 months ago
.... I'd live with them.
But CARL WOULD KILL ME,
girgirl09 8 months ago
16 people are unheard over the sound of melting city.
wildcatpride100 8 months ago
16 people got stabbed 37 times in the chest!
Nicki0324Minaj 8 months ago
16 people were in a melting city and riped the tag off a matress
MrToyo10 8 months ago
no
just
no
lycanbyday 8 months ago
15 deaf people didn't hear to sound of forgiveness.
iiitshaylie 9 months ago
15 people were stabbed 37 times in the chest.
mrmaniac77 9 months ago
HAHAHAH I LOVE IT WHEN PAUL SAYS CAAARRRLL! LOL =]
TheLemonyTree 9 months ago
Carl: i ripped the tag off a matress.. -.-
Me: AHHHWWWWWW SHIIIITTTT!!!
RainbowVeinzzz 9 months ago
well they were uh..they were taking all the cresant roles..
NO ONE EFFING TOUCHES MY FLIPPING CRESANT ROLES!!!!
RainbowVeinzzz 9 months ago
where are his hands carl?
i ate them! LOL. EPIC!
squirrelkitty447 9 months ago
hahhahahahahhha i love it when paul sais ''CARLLLLLL'''its to funny
Nicknamezs 9 months ago