Small Talk on The Titanic (Spoof)

[1deeplife]

0:46, umm, it's worth the risk! ...Heck yeah it is!

[alwayson09]

Booked the 14 seat Chef's Table aboard Allure of the Seas...I will think of this clip and laugh when we are in attendance.

[thorntonxgracie]

Lame

[MyMerryMelodies]

It amazes me that this is the most popular spoof of Titanic on youtube, when the "Things The Titanic Characters Would Never Say!" spoof video is MUCH funnier and worthy of more views than this!

[artfuldodgeret]

*brought to you by Ronald McDonald* what a subtle, product-placement-filled ad, eh?

[marceline777]

Ya go to Wendy's u jerk!!!!!TO MCDoNALDS

[xotheodorexo]

lol 22 people are haters

[guest9408]

mmmm sounds good... SPEED UP THE BOAT!!!!

[127nfs]

LOL ill have a fish fillet

[TheMuz11]

But sadly he dies and mcdonalds wasn't created for another 28 years

[234Jessy100]

1:31 - 1:36 I always LOL at this! Hilarious!!! :D

[eliask93]

I couldn't stop laughing!! Whew, this was what I needed...

[lovetolovefairytales]

The part that first made me laugh was, "Speed up the boat!" the timing was just hyestecial. I feel like I shouldn't laugh at that, but that was funny... They should use this as a mcdonald's commerical...LOL.

[Alesha279]

@lovetolovefairytales That's what first made me laugh too! :D Yep, totally!

[Whoooooooa]

I'm afraid that wouldn't be advisable, I'm afraid.

[gaby1g]

I just thought of a better one 21 people arnt good enough for Mcdonalds

[gaby1g]

21 people didnt get their order right xD

[onlyforme1marilyn]

most funny titanic voice over ever!

[TheToken2001]

lmao this shits pretty funny hahaha

[crossfyer]

This shit never gets old.

[blocknards]

TOONIE!! THIS WAS MADE IN CANADA!@!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D:D:D

[Kenzcat1]

Except you Cal your not good enough for McDonalds lol

[jtagen1]

Haha

[jtagen1]

The Titanic never made it to New York.....so they never got their McDonalds.

[seedyferb]

Haha I was laughing the whole time!!! I emailed the link to all my friends yesterday and they all cracked up too!!!

It's is so clever how you fit the words exactly in as well as matching it with bits of the video - great work and this is going on my favorites list!!!!

[TimberNightSong]

I'm not good enough for McDonaulds either, it's not good enough for me, the food makes me feel sick, i will gladly escort Cal to Wendys.

[msbunbury]

who the hell create this... A MCmanager. advertising mcdonalds. lol

[LittleSaddosxxx]

That is absolutley hilarious. through the whole thing i was just laughing...lmao

[abby3198]

Haaa funny

[gumgum325]

this is great the words fit exactly with the film!

[guguk2007]

1:32 to McDONALDS!!!

[WonderfulMermaid]

hmmm....it's worth the risk!" xD

[DiamondDogAngel]

I was watching this with my mom today and she thought I was going insane because when this scene came up I couldn't stop laughing and when Rose said "to making it count" I said "TO MCDONALDS!" XD

[FireflyHeroine]

to mcdonalds!

[DanTUtilize]

SPEED UP THE BOAT!!

[guest9408]

to mick donalds [every one to mickdonalds]

[guest9408]

non sense its perfictly safe isnt it? its worth the risk.mickdonalds has all kinds of sandwiches my favorite is the flay of fish. you would like the big mac it come in a bun like this on fresher with sesame seeds.um and they have all kinds of drinks

at mickdonalds to /coke/dietcoke/milk shakes/vanilla/chocolate i:ll have some more. yes i will take you all to mickdonalds except you cal your not good enough heres a toody go to wendys so its setteld were going? yes its setteld.lets go.

[guest9408]

[cling on plate] do you need any thing else sir? i"ll have a large fries and a flay of fish.im afraid your not be able to find that here.thats to bad the flay of fish is fresh atlanic cod and light badder deep fried.um sounds delicious where can i find that?theres a restaurant in new york calld mickdonalds and has fast food for a reesnable price .i"ll take you all when we get there .[background noise]um sounds good .my treat. speed up the boat.um im afraid that may not be adviseable im afraid.um

[LeahBabeeyD]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha pmsl all the way through especially "I will take you all to Mcdonalds, except you Cal you're not good enough for Mcdonalds" :L

[rosetyler23]

if jack rlly said that i would defanetly hate him not love him lol

[MrsRoseDawsonn]

and they didn't get to go to McDonald's :(

[MrsRoseDawsonn]

LOOOOOOOOOL you are the funniest man alie!!

[princessdeanna2]

haha this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[MegzyBeaver]

filet of fish :L hahaha

[aimeegreenx0]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I.JUST.DIED.

[PirateLassie]

Dammnit, now I want to go to mcdonalds xD ! Sell them burgers dicaprio!

[ssjjtt2009]

Awesome!



[jackrosetitanic1111]

Poor Cal...

[RissaTheWeirdo]

HHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA­HAAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sagwah42]

this is fucking HILARIOUS

[gardengnomer0]

13 people can't go to mcdonald's just like Cal :P

[NBlunierProductions]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SushiCatNomNom]

So THATS why the Titanic sank... looks like they all wanted to get to McDonald's quicker...

[the7letters11]

AFTER LIKE 2 HOURS I REALIZED WHY THEY SAID "SPEED UP THE BOAT!"....It's because they need to go to McDonald's EXCEPT CAL!

[the7letters11]

nobody is good enough for mcdonalds

[MsMonkeysrawsome]

lol this is funny

[Vamparanoidable]

haha. I love this film but i think this is hilarious! haha go to wendys!

[HPfan42154]

"To McDonald's!"

HAHAH! This is genius! 

[charlieiscool1000]

LOLL "speed up the boat!

[WonderfulMermaid]

ok i laughed through the video, great xD

[JustPlainInsanity]

lol speed up the boat

[BethEC22]

hahaha this is genius

[LilMissDicaprio]

lol i love it

[theo1307tog]

hahaha " but not you Carl, you're not good enough to mcdonalds" HAHA LOL

[virgo1999181]

it's sad that they never got to go to McDonald's

[ShekiahRosay]

Except for you, Cal. You're not good enough for McDonald's.

[ForeverNeverland100]

1:33



[ForeverNeverland100]

Leo DiCaprio is so hot ESPECIALLY when advertising McDonalds. I think you should post more videos about their risky voyage across the Atlantic to purchase some McDonalds. Cal will go to Wendy's

[maestraretirada]

Man you are good they should had made a parody the 1998 mtv movie awards bout titanic like this dinning scene with famous comedians though they could. Titanic 3d is comin to theathes next year as well as the hobbit the prequel of the lord of the rings

[MissForEver101]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO I JUST FUCKING LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY FOR 5MINS STRAIGHT!!

[treeclimber1797]

except you cal, you're not good enough for mcdonalds, here's a toonie go to wendy's LOL

[purplemilk10]

'To Mcdonalds!' LOL

[PinkDay333]

this is silly

[PurpleGirl1374]

You like a big mac... LMFAO. <3

[vfrederikkebadutski]

omg omg!! cant stop laughing!! the voices fit perfectly!! omg!! what a genius.

[Ertz92]

Could you please bu this clip on youtube with original sound.thanks

[DamonsGirll22]

hahaha thats pretty hilarious!! :P

[beckydance333]

SPEED UP THE BOAT! tehehe

[MrBuckmaster69able]

Man Cal Hockley's voice is so weird and really stupid.

[LilMissDicaprio]

lol thats funny i love it

[Bedsorian]

you dont desuve mcdomals

[Bedsorian]

lol ong this is so funny i am crying

[SanDiegoInnOut]

booorrrrring



[SuperAwsomeGamerBros]

LMFAO I LAUGHED SO FLIPPING HARD AT THIS LMFAO!

[MrNoriedette]

hahaha,very funny,,keep up the good work!!keep making video,ppaquin,im one of ur fan.^^

[mrlbjensen]

TO MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!

[Noah1ize]

Mcdonalds was established in 1948, titanic sunk in 1912 but still very funny and clever :)

[95Daryn]

lol

[animalfreak147]

I thought this was gonna be awful ten seconds in, but its frickin hilarious!!

[TeamSeymour]

I luv Cal's face when jack says"except for you cal, you're not good enough for McDonalds" yah.. I'd make that face too if someone told me I wasn't good enough for McDonalds...

[mrkeykeyboard]

lmao this is good

[zacknatalie09]

lol thts great good job!

[XxXPrettyMuffinXxX]

TO MC.DONALDS! XD

[MATHWIZ2001]

Aha, the truth comes out, we now have proof of why the titanic sank

[DamianGarcia92]

"SPEED UP THE BOAT!"

[SomebodyLS]

That shouldn't have made me giggle as much as it did. :p Thanks I needed a laugh.

[Skyeeblue]

"Except you, Cal. You are not good enough for McDonalds." That made me laugh so much! I love this spoof, brilliant.

[embes002]

this is the funniest thing ever!! to mcdonalds!!!!

[embes002]

i agree with ErikaThePanda, its so funny and im obsessedwith titanic to!!!!!!!!

[ErikaThePanda]

OMG! this is so funny, i'm obsessed with titanic and watch it almost every single day, and i friggin CRIED :P

[XoXButtonXoX]

Wow i laughed so hard I cried xD this was very well done!! lmao. If they didn't die from sinking it would be a McDonalds Heart attack!

[YCorey]

LOL Well done ^_^

[Charmwow4]

haaha speed up the boat!

[DakotaMinnesota]

to mcdonalds

[Avennah122]

mcdonlds did not exsist back in 1912 lol rofl

[HoLyCoUgAr]

LOL!!

[monica091997]

Too bad they didn't make it to Mcdonald's bahaha! (:

SPEED UP THE BOAT! :D

[sayitisntsokthnxbai]

hahahahahaa i cant breathe!!

"SPEED UP THE BOAT!"

[IrishEyes1989]

My friend and I were laughing hysterically the whole time. Hilarious spoof. Loved the "here's a toonie, go to Wendy's!" bit. I was like "YAY, the person who made this video is Canadian too!" :D

[huy405]

to mcdonalds

[ayushagarwal90]

THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!

[TheJustixi]

this is the best. god i hate that romantic titanic crap.

[CyberKumquat]

really dumb..

[shittybullshit]

dude that was brilliant haha

[FairyGodBunny]

Absolute genius!! XD

[smartermind]

ii was smiling the whole video but when rose said " TO MCDONALDS "

ii cracked up xD

[Schovitzzz036]

sesame bun!

[Knoxfordguy]

lol

[FairyGodBunny]

lol! I practically wet myself with laughter!! Maaan this is gooood!!! Can u make another one? my second name is McDonald BTW! hah..

[freeidiot]

Ha ha ha ha! nice try, man!

Be careful, McDonald's might use this for their ad campaign:)

[CristinaSantos1986]

lol!! To McDonalds! XD

[Rodriguer2000]

this was funny

[jayang01]

Jack Dawson's voice kinda sounds like Ron Howard. Hilarious video!

[Gencturk92]

@jayang01, yeah, it does

[Edwardlover222]

hahaha i love it when jakc says, "Except you cal, your not good enough, heres a toonie you can go to wendies". HAha

[steauaboy95]

THIS WAS FUCKING HILLARIOUS :))

[Nathuado]

this clip is funny it is about a bunch of 1912 posh people going to mcdonalds!!! funny like its a posh fancy resturant!! and they are all interested in it!! its funny they never heard of it!!! and they have the right mouth expressions!! whoever did that they did a great job!!

[CristinaSantos1986]

@Nathuado McDonalds is a posh and fancy :D

Some people don't take it for granted :)

[OrangeTealSky]

You're not good enough for McDonalds.

[Kylork]

hahahahaha! that guy's voice reminds me of The Wonder Years.

[CH33Ki3SZ69]

haha dat wus funny

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

of course the fat one would agree

[TheKonrad1984]

hahaha awesome

[chin4m4n38]

I'm afraid that wouldn't be advisable, I'm afraid.

[hyperhellbunnie]

omg this made me laugh so much when i first saw it and it still makes me laugh now

[AriaInTheSky]

For a bunch of rich blokes who should be well-educated, they sure are stupid.

[BeCAUSEBExx]

Last guy who rases his glasses (forgot his name D:) : TO WENDYS!

[abrblambee]

I love Titanic my favorite movie but this is funny!!

[abrblambee]

I love Titanic my favorite movie but this is funny!!

[dan93iel92]

'Mmm, Jolly Good!'

[sidekickofbolt]

I have nightmares of cal hockley as a werewolf.

[HappyPlappy]

"speed up the boat" HAHAH "its worth the risk"!

[LivingForTheSummer]

Hilarious. XD "To McDonalds!"

[riemayu]

YEah! A toonie! Cal must be going to a Canadian Wendy's to spend that toonie....most likely right next door to a Tim Hortons...yum...

[linluvsyou]

ROFLROFL!!!!!!!!!

[Wishworks]

lol. "To McDonald's!"

There was a variety show here in Australia where they got people to send in their re-editted versions of movies like this, where the audio was re-done for comedic effect, and people made some seriously funny stuff.

Is there a name for this type of thing? I want to see more.

[wkunzelman1]

@Wishworks "Audio-Dubbing."

[ACWProductions101]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[syntasticfan]

except u cal, your not good enough for mcdonalds. heres a toonie go to wendys

[meganxlennon]

"Except you, Cal...you're not good enough for McDonald's." XD XD XD XD XD

[cutieface2007]

leo use to be so hot now hes fat

[ForeverNeverland100]

@cutieface2007 Wow.

[cattathat]

sesame bun... Hahahahahahahahaaaa

Well done indeed. Jolly good dubbing!!!! :D

This is funny.

Billy Zane's face!!!! Wendy's is a calling. hahahaaa!!!

[cattathat]

I love this!!! :D

Cal and Jack. hahahahaaa

speed up the boat, to mcdonalds. I will take you all... hahahaha

Cal is not going to mcdonalds. :D hahhaaahaaa!!!

[mmatlassk]

go to wendys! :D

[CookieNapper89]

Hahaha. Brilliant! =D

[driscolldoll]

Best thing I've ever seen!

[ktm8501]

haha cal has to go to wendys!

[buffilms]

speed up the boat!!

check out the trailer for CAMERON'S FOLLOW-UP TO AVATAR on my page!!

[hyperhellbunnie]

LOL!!! i usually hate spoofs but this is soooo funny! and cal isnt good enough 4 mcdonalds!

[carleylovessims]

Lol best Titanic spoof ever

[titanic903]

this is funny!!!

[xXPiratechicksXx]

to mcdonalds!

[manuelgalvanvargas]

Mcdonalds sucks

[theevilfish]

Jokes

[DancerWithAttitude10]

omg dis is so gud! very wel done!

[MennySpike]

lmao!!!!!!!! this was awesome!!!

[pinkvain]

Except you Cal, your not good enough for Mcdonalds lol

[katlikescake]

hahhaaha this is the best!!!!

[leaahdrumz]

SPEED UP THE BOAT!

[annekajeremy]

LOL XD